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THE ALLIANCE | DRACO X HERMIONE

It’s been twelve years since the defeat of Lord Voldemort. Heroes of the Wizarding War, have spread out across the globe, living their own peaceful lives. However, their freedom is short-lived. Seven individuals are summoned back to Hogwarts to form an alliance in order to fight against the recurrence of the wizarding war. Lord Voldemort has returned. Against all odds, these individuals are forced to put aside their differences in order to once again, defeat the Dark Lord. 

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Draco stood in front of the tent with little expectations. He was told that inside the tent were Harry Potter and his gang. Draco could already imagine it. Potter with his stupid glasses. The Weasleys with their ridiculous gingered hair. Granger and her know-it-all attitude who probably has 20 cats in her house. Lovegood the airhead and Longbottom, who makes himself look like a bloody fool with every thing he does.

“Ready to meet those losers, mate?” Zabini grabbed his shoulder and motioned for him to walk into the tent first. Draco let out a scoff and finally took a step into the tent. Much to his surprise, his expectations were absolutely and completely wrong.

“Oh, it’s Malfoy,” Ginny Weasley stood there with her hands on her hips while giving him a full body scan. “You’re late,” she said. Of course the first thing Draco notices are her breasts. When the hell did she get those, he whispered to himself. “Hello, Malfoy.” It was Lovegood. She does still look like an airhead but definitely a much prettier airhead. Who would’ve thought.

A bloke stood in front of him and offered Draco his hand. Much to Draco’s chagrin, the bloke was half naked with his perfect looking abs on display. Nevertheless, Draco shook his hand and that was when he realized that bloke was Longbottom. Bloody hell, he thought to himself. What the f*ck happened.

Draco walked in further into the tent only to find Potty and Weasel sitting on the table, unaware of his presence. Potter was lighting up his cigarette with a lighter like a bloody Muggle. The real surprise there was since when did Potty started acting like a badass. Weasley glanced at him and gave him an unfriendly look. Well, at least Weasel hasn’t changed much.

“Hi, Malfoy,” said a voice from behind him. Draco turned around only to find Granger, Hermione f*cking Granger, standing there with a wet hair and towel wrapped around her body. She looked bloody sexy. This one was a change he absolutely did not expect. Definitely does not have 20 cats.

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@theredwallrecorder‘s post got me looking up all these species and how they compare in size, so I decided to try and put an image together of how the real life versions of the animals seen in the Redwall series measure up to each other (uppermost image only).

I looked up pictures of different species together and their measurements as a reference so this is not perfect, just to get a sense of scale.

I also included larger pictures of the individual sketches, I like some of them :)

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Stoat (Mustela erminea)

The stoat is a mammal of the genus Mustela of the family Mustelidae native to Eurasia and North America. The name ermine is often, but not always, used for the animal in its pure white winter coat, or the fur thereof. In the late 19th century, stoats were introduced into New Zealand to control rabbits, where the stoats have had a devastating effect on native bird populations. As with the least weasel, mouse-like rodents predominate in the stoat’s diet. However, unlike the least weasel, which almost exclusively feeds on small voles, the stoat regularly preys on larger rodent and lagomorph species. The stoat is an opportunistic predator, which moves rapidly and checks every available burrow or crevice for food.The stoat is a usually silent animal, but can produce a range of sounds similar to those of the least weasel. Kits produce a fine chirping noise. On average, males measure 187–325 mm in body length, while females measure 170–270 mm.

photo credits: wiki, wiki, wiki

Members of mustelidae (which is the weasel family) that live in my state. Drawn just for fun, because they’re one of my favorite groups of animals. I may have missed the least weasel, because the source I was looking at didn’t include them but another one did so I’m not sure if we have them.
Drawn with pen and marker individually, and compiled digitally.

Natza Drabble - Happiest Years of My Life
  • Natsu: >__> You gonna let me out of these ropes anytime soon? They're really annoying.
  • Erza: That depends~. Are you going to run away?
  • Natsu: ...
  • Erza: Well, there your answer. >__>
  • Natsu: C'mon, Erza! I left Luce a note saying I'd be back in a year! I just need to train!
  • Erza: Oh? That's news to me. You didn't leave ME anything. (¬_¬)
  • Natsu: . . .
  • Erza: I've been on the hunt for you for 3 months now because I've been worried sick about you. No, I am not letting you run loose.
  • Natsu: Wh-What would you have to be worried about... ^^;
  • Erza: Oh, I don't know... You flying off the handle because you lost Igneel...? Getting yourself killed because you tried to go up against Acnologia by yourself?
  • Happy: Aye! Natsu swore an oath of vengeance~.
  • Natsu: (¬_¬)
  • Erza: ... Idiot.
  • Natsu: *hugged to Erza's armored chest harshly* That hurt! ಠ▃ಠ
  • Erza: You don't have to do this alone. I know how much Igneel meant to you, and I feel just as torn up about his death as you are. And I never met him!
  • Natsu: ... Yeah... But you remind me of him in a lot of ways... *blushing a little at that admittance*
  • Erza: *soft smile* Oh~? Is that why you kept challenging me?
  • Natsu: P-Partly... *tries to at least weasel out of Erza's embrace, but she isn't having that*
  • Erza: ... Did he say anything to you before he passed...?
  • Natsu: *downcast* ... Yeah... *takes a deep breath* He said he was proud of me... And that I was as much of a teacher to him, as he was to me. 'Cause he learned to love, and he really cherished our time together...
  • Erza: *getting red in the face herself, as she feels much the same, albeit in a... "slightly" different way than Igneel did* Natsu~... *really big smile* I treasure our time together, too~.
  • Natsu: *grin* That makes two of us... Even though I kept lookin' for Igneel, I definitely feel like the happiest years of my life have been with you... Ms. Igneel the Second~.
  • Erza: Natsu...! ༼☯﹏☯༽
  • Happy: She liiikes you!

i got my placement for student teaching but i gotta go physically pick it up bc they really cant just email me & of course i gotta wait bc they arent around on the weekend