- Thor finds Avengers in Wakanda and asks where the Man of Iron is only to find out Tony is cleaning up the mess the Avengers left with no help at all.
- Tony rebuilding and trying to get his life back under control after being betrayed by virtually every member of Team Cap.
- Team Cap needs Tony’s help and they have to ask for his help.
- Fury telling them to fuck off because Stark is still cleaning up their last mess don’t bring another one.
- Tony telling Steve that if he wants his help he’d better get an apology, and be treated with respect, and not be alone with any member of Team Cap.
- Sam finds out that Tony gave Steve multiple chances to get help and not create the mess that was left.
- Sam finding Rhodes and making sure he’s okay and they bond over military experiences.
- Rhodes telling Sam about how Tony knew where they were and kept Ross away from them, yelling at him about how Tony had to clean up their mess even after watching his parent’s murder walk free.
- Sam being confused and asking what that means so Rhodes tells him about the tape and how Tony watched the Winter Soldier beat his father and strangle his mother. About how Cap KNEW but didn’t tell Tony, even lied to his face. About the 24 hours and how Steve said no because Tony ‘locker Wanda in her room’. About two Super Soldiers ganging up on Tony who shouldn’t have reacted violently but Sam you’re a councilor how would you have reacted to watching your parents murder with the murderer right next to you?
- Sam confront Steve about the tape, the lying, the not telling Sam about the deal that could’ve helped, about how Tony was LEFT IN THE COLD ALONE WITH A DISABLED SUIT STEVE WHAT IN THE HELL YOU DO NOT LEAVE A MAN BEHIND.
- Sam understanding that maybe Tony Stark isn’t what everyone describes.
- Sam apologizing to Tony and telling him he didn’t know any of what he’d learned.
- Tony not feeling guilty because he did the right fucking thing.
- WANDA FINALLY BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ULTRON BECAUSE SHE VIOLATED EVERY MEMBER OF THE TEAM AND HAS NOT DONE SHIT TO REDEEM HERSELF.
- Captain America finally getting his ass chewed for what he did to Tony and how he’s treated him over the years, accusing him of holding back secrets and being a liability when Steve didn’t tell the team the whole story!!!
- SOMEBODY EXPLAINING WHY CLINT CAME OUT OF FUCKING RETIREMENT AND NOT SEEING THE POINT OF THE ACCORDS AS A DAMN ASSASSIN.
- Somebody seeing Tony trying to rewrite the Accords because they were going to happen with or without him but at least he was trying to get to a point to where he could alter them!
- TONY STARK NOT BEING ATTACKED ON ALL SIDES FOR DOING WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS RIGHT WHILE NO OTHER PERSON INVOLVED IS HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
As you all know, Rap Monster’s birthday is coming up: on September 12. Recently we’ve been able to understand that our precious leader is going through some tough times. He’s struggling and feels as though he is stuck in the “transitional period” and has a lot left to “fill in”. He’s proved that he is hardworking and we’ve seen and still continue to see the endless amount of effort he puts into everything that he does.
Don’t you think our turn has come to show him how much we care about him too? Isn’t it our turn to put in some more effort and make him happy for a change?
He has stated that, “When I carry out my duties faithfully, I feel the most proud and happy about it.”
Let’s let him know that he has performed outstandingly on his part and let’s make him feel the most proud and happy with himself, because I am sure we can all agree that he truly deserves it.
Don’t you think so? In fact, I think this is the least we could do for him!
As a birthday gift and a sincere thank you to him, let’s please focus on his 6 major MVs and get more views on them. Please go stream: Joke, Awakening, Do You, Change, P.D.D. and Fantastic.
Let’s show our leader much more love and appreciation! Please help SPREAD THE WORD! Tell everyone you know (followers, friends, etc) and let’s all work hard to achieve this goal together.
If we put in the effort, I’m sure we can do it! We need the boys to know that we love and appreciate them all individually as well. As a gift for our leader who puts our happiness before his own #RMBirthdayProject
Reluctant at first, Speedwagon looks at Smokey and sees himself in him from the days of his robust youth. He spies the indignation and spirit behind the boy’s eyes and understands his feelings.
Adamant and earnest. Unyielding.
He’s always been a good judge of character and he can sense his intentions are not only noble, but sincere. He really wants to support everyone, especially JoJo to repay the favor. Speedwagon himself was once spared and allowed redemption from an incorrigible act.
There are many parallels to their stories; Speedwagon once having lived in the gutters of Ogre street as a mugger and violent thug, and Smokey, a petty pickpocket that scavenged the streets of New York.
Both had their lives changed upon meeting the Joestar’s. Both turned it around and went on to accomplish great things with Smokey becoming mayor, and Speedwagon a rich tycoon.
He recognizes and acknowledges Smokey’s loyalty to JoJo and the Joestar family and respects that enough to entrust him with such valuable knowledge because he feels that he’s proved to be a good friend as Speedwagon himself is.
He appreciates what he’s done and figures since he’s already involved, to shed some light on the confounding situation is the least he could do for the young man.
A little something I observed. I think it’s just a tad heartwarming.
A few months ago, I was sent what was some of the most generous sterek give away prizes from @cobrilee and after screaming for a solid five hours (I’m only kind of exaggerating) upon receiving them, I came to the conclusion had no idea how to convey how grateful I was to her. Since Bri is a fellow Sterek writer, however, I thought the least I could do was make a post promoting some of her (many) works.
You can find all of her fics either here or here.
For once, Derek would like for his pack to appreciate him, to treat him like he’s their alpha. When life gives him exactly what he wants, Derek finds himself in an alternate universe where he’s a badass alpha, and he realizes maybe he doesn’t want it as much as he thought he did. The whole, “the grass is always greener” adage, as Stiles would say.
Speaking of Stiles… Apparently in this new world they’re mates. He’s starting to think he likes it here after all.
Stiles has been drawing his soulmate since he was six years old. He could never imagine how his life would turn upside before he could meet the guy, or how meeting him would make it all make sense again. Just not at first.
After graduating college and quitting his amateur porn gig to move back to Beacon Hills and join the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Office, Stiles discovers that the man he never quite left behind is now a… fan. Leave it to the two of them to start at the end.
Stiles and Derek are mortal enemies; at least, Derek is Stiles’ mortal enemy. It starts with pink hair, there’s a lot of honey in the middle, and it ends with a bee-youtiful card. (This is a special favourite of mine.)
Thank you again, Bri. Not just for all the sterek decoratingmy room now, but for all the fics you bless our fandom with.
“Where did the coffee table go ?”- Bruce Wayne x Reader
Just something short and stupid written in 5 minutes during my lunch break. Didn’t proof read (I never do, I never can re-read anything I wrote so like meh) so sorry about any awful mistakes. Sometimes, I have really shitty ideas haha, hope you’ll still kinda like it though ^^’ :
“The mysterious case of the disappearing furnitures by detective/Batman’s partner Richard John Grayson, 8 and a half years old :
Recently noticed that furnitures around Wayne Manor have gone missing.
_Suspects : Bruce Wayne, (Y/N) Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth or a stranger. _Motive for Bruce Wayne : reminds him of his parents so he’s changing them ? But that wouldn’t explain why they’re changed on a regular basis. _Motive for (Y/N) Wayne : …I don’t know yet, but will find one, she’s too nice to me and maybe it’s a trick so we DON’T suspect her ? Maybe she has a huge furniture dealing web out there in Gotham ! _Motive for Alfred Pennyworth : Less to clean. _Motive for “stranger” : Those furnitures must be expensive, selling them might be good, but then why does Bruce not react ? Maybe it’s a mind trick that stranger is playing on Bruce, getting rid of every pieces of furniture his parents bought ?
All of the suspect have a motive, and a good one if I might say, and I will find what is happening to all those poor furnitures !
09/08/01, chest of drawers disappeared. 10/08/01, new chest of drawers arrived, Alfred rolled his eyes at it. 14/08/01, lawn table gone. 14/08/01, a bit later, saw Alfred took down a few pieces of Bruce and (Y/N)’s bed, the headboard I think. 18/08/01, started my interrogation : when I asked Bruce he became very pale and looked “horrified” (according to (Y/N) who entered, she said : “what’s that horrified face my heart ?”). I’m not sure what horrified means, but it doesn’t sound nice…maybe he feels guilty ? When I asked my questions about the broken and missing pieces of furniture to (Y/N), she just burst out laughing. 26/08/01, today, almost the entire living room was empty, I asked Alfred and he said he was remodeling…I think he doesn’t want to worries me about our furnitures being stolen. 01/09/01, Saw daBrucDad Bruce sneaking out with the a plank that I believe is from the coffee table in the living room…very suspicious”.
Smiling, Dick stops reading the clumsy handwriting he had when he was eight and puts down his old “very important cases” notebook back on his deck, sighing, nostalgic.
Oh the good old days when he was the only “Batboy” (who was he kidding ? Dick knew that without little brothers his life would be boring. He makes a mental note though, to hide this forever from his brother’s sight, they would mock him too much for almost everything written in that thing).
“Where do all the furniture go ?” was his actual first case, and…oh ew, just thinking about what he discovered, a few years after he “opened the case”, where those furnitures went, was grossing him out.
But he still couldn’t help but smile at his younger self.
He was a rather cute kid wasn’t it ? His mom would agree.
“(Y/N) Wayne”, the woman who was “too nice, must be a trick”…Oh he was so wrong about that. You were nice because you were the best woman in the World. You were more than nice. You were…Oh man you were the best in everything ! Your hugs and soothing wordsgot him through so many difficult moments…
One of the only thing “bothering” him about you, was still kind of awesome.
It was so damn disgusting sometimes. But also overly adorable.
Your only “flaw” was to be too in love with Bruce, and vice versa.
You two could be so gross when together, forgetting the world around you, kissing and embracing and EWWW !
Sometimes, your sons had to make sure you both knew they were here by making loud noises, and even then, more often than not, they’d be the one leaving the room rather than you two stopping being so goddamn in love.
Summary: You had expected that your first night in the role of Eliza would be an exciting one. You hadn’t expected a door to appear in your dressing room that would lead you over 200 years into the past. No, none of your Broadway friends had ever warned you about that.
Note: Write-a-thon Day 3! This is loosely based on 11/22/63 by Stephen King, wherein the main character goes back in time to prevent JFK’s assassination. So you see where this is going. This is part 1 out of 2.
I would like for negan to have
just the worst day. He’s got a headache and just wants to go to bed. He’s
shocked when he finds that the reader is the only one who waited up for him.
Instead of letting her leave he invites her to his room for the night. Sweet
smut with cuddling at the end please. Usual negan stuff cussing dirty talk.
Warnings: NSFW as always
Note: Back with a request! I hope y’all like this especially you, irenewolfland! Let me know your thoughts please? :)
It was late at night when the
Saviors arrived back at the Sanctuary and Negan was damn pissed for how their
day went. A ruckus had occurred when they visited a certain community for a
collection; turned out that the community geared up to attack them. Guns were
fired and many people were killed, a some of Negan’s men included. Instead of
getting their shit, the Saviors ended up going home with injuries and dead
bodies. This angered Negan a whole lot, not only did he come home empty handed
but he also lost his men and weapons as well.
As Negan hopped off the vehicle,
a Savior blocked his way. “Sir, Adam didn’t make it. He died on our way back
here. What should we do to the body?” He reported, referring to a wounded
Negan turned towards the Savior
with a stoic expression. “Fuck it.”
“For fucking fuckity fuck’s sake,
Mike. Have you been living under a fucking rock or are you just plain fucking
stupid?! Burn the fucking body, you dumbass cocksucking motherfucker!” Negan
yelled in frustration and shoved the Savior to the side as he walked.
So, I'm really curious as to what kind of "Awkward Romantic Crap" Keith did during the first three weeks of dating Lance when they were "boyfriends-who-don't-know-how-to-be-boyfriends" XDD Could you maybe give some examples?
I could, but, really, isn’t stuff like that sometimes best left to the imagination? ;) … Right, who am I kidding? I’m a bit sleepy, so my apologies — I’m gonna just give ya one example of Keith being an awkward turtle of a person :)
Awkward Romantic Crap, The First
Keith adores Lance a stupid amount. He spent several months contemplating (between the denying and the repressing because feelings why?) the many ways he would kiss that loudmouth into silence, give him all the reasons as to why he was wanted and valuable, not allowing him the chance to doubt himself ever again, but now they were boyfriends and Keith … He just couldn’t find the words.
So he tried with this one romantic gesture — he tried to get Lance flowers.
Lance had no allergies (Keith sacrificed his dignity to ask Hunk), the flowers were normal and totally not flesh-eating (Keith gave up a little more pride to ask Coran for where to get a bouquet), and flowers were a thing couples did (according to Shiro, and by this point Keith sort of wanted to live inside Red and never face the team again).
So the reason why this became Awkward Romantic Crap is because Keith just could not find the right time to give them to Lance.
There had to be some kind of special boyfriend-sense he was lacking because it never felt right to just suddenly give Lance flowers. And he really didn’t want to do it in front of the others, and his private time with Lance was hard to come by and most of it they spent feeling out their relationship and having some truly humiliating (albeit necessary) talks about boundaries or whatever.
They bouquet stayed in his room for a week, the special space blooms starting to droop.
Until Lance came into his room, rubbing the back of his neck, sheepishly asking if they could have a date-night on the observation deck couch … And going mute halfway through his question when he saw the flowers.
Silence for a few seconds. Then, “Uh, who’s brought you flowers? Wait, was it that chick with the Elvis hair? Keith, Keith did you bond with another mullet? Are you … Okay, I mean, no, I’m being dumb. You can get flowers from admirers, it’s fine. Just … you could have mentioned it? Do we have to talk about this kind of stuff too? Or am I being, like, possessive if I ask you to tell me? Oh god, am I a controlling boyfriend —”
Keith shut him up with a kiss (maybe this made his heart speed up in the most awesome ways, but that didn’t negate the strategic value for getting a word in when Lance was full-ramble.) And then, trying to keep the blush down and failing, he said quickly, “They’re for you. They were … I got them, a week back, and I just … I couldn’t figure out when to give them to you?”
“A week — were you hiding them whenever we were hanging out in here?”
Keith didn’t answer except to turn even redder.
Lance wasn’t a silly jackass all of the time (though Keith actually found that silly jackass behaviour kind of fun and/or sweet because he was doomed), so he didn’t mock Keith at all — he just smiled and said, “Uh, you can give them to me now, if you want?”
Instantly, Keith reached over to the vase, pulling the flowers out, a few navy blue petals falling as he all but thrust them into Lance’s chest, the stems dripping water. “These are for you.”
“And what’s the occasion?” Lance asked, pink blossoming along his cheeks, down his neck.
“Just … just that I … I’m good with us. Now. And … happy. Because of you. So, thanks. For your existence.”
Lance’s face was doing a thing — Keith couldn’t tell if he was fighting back laughter or tears, but then two arms wrapped around his shoulders, bringing him into a soft yet lingering kiss. Satin petals brushed against Keith’s face as Lance still gripped the bouquet tightly.
When they both pulled away, Lance was grinning and Keith didn’t feel so awkward anymore.
Except when his boyfriend started speaking again … “Dude, would you have just let my flowers die before you grew a spine and gave them to their rightful owner? For shame, Red, for shame.” He dragged the bouquet into the limited space between them. “Look at my precious babies! Did you change the water? You’re supposed to change the water, Keith, you can’t just —”
Keith crushed the flowers between their chests in order to gain access to that irritating (delicious) mouth. Lance wailed about his flowers even as their lips met again. Keith let Lance go long enough to get the flowers some fresh water, watching him carefully tend to the blooms that were still intact.
And then Keith dragged him in for more kisses — he was always better with actions than words. Except flower-giving, apparently. But Keith had learned that he could do that kind of romantic crap, at least once. Better luck next time — he’d give them to Lance in front of everyone, come hell or high water, damn it.
(And maybe, at some point in the future, Keith finds a few dark blue flowers pressed between the pages of an old Altean book Allura had given Lance for his birthday.
Keith will blush again, cringe at the memory, and then kiss his boyfriend stupid when he walks through his bedroom door because he truly adores Lance a stupid amount, and Lance always appreciates his awkwardness, sees his efforts as the most sincere gestures of love, and Keith can’t help but see any mockery that did come his way as endearing.
I am off to bed, and oh so tired, but hopefully this drabble makes some kind of sense. Hope you found it both awkward and enjoyable! ;D *hugs* Many thanks for asking!
Thank you so much for tonight. I was so scared to watch this episode, knowing the ‘epic’ boatbang was going to happen. I was afraid it would break my little Jonsa-heart. I was afraid I would even shed some tears.
And I did shed some tears, actually. But they were from laughing. Never have I ever seen such a boring ‘love’ scene. There was no romance. There was no tension. There wasn’t even a build up to the whole hanky-panky. (Knocking on the door is not a build up. Looking at you, J0nery$ shippers.)
No, it was so laughable.
First of all, he didn’t even look like he wanted to enter the room, with those huge sighs. It made it so awkward. And then there was no conversation. I at least expected them to talk, and the conversation leading to the love-making. But Jon basically knocked on the door and was like “Here’s Jonny.”
And then you could hear Bran talk with his emo-voice during the whole 30 seconds long scene. (what a way to suck out all the romance.) And all he talked about was Rhaegar and Lyanna, actually confirming that Jon and Dianne are aunt and nephew. But hey, if that puts you in the mood, I don’t judge.
It was just so awkward. Even during the deed, it looked like Jon wasn’t having fun. It might have been my Jonsa-goggles, but I mean hello, you’re balls deep in one of the most beautiful women of Westeros. Least you could do is give the girl a smile. Or are you only able to smile when Sansa is around?
So thanks again Jon, for the good laugh and pushing my fears away. Really appreciate it.
Oh, and shout out to my man Petyr, for mentioning Jon and his groupie to Sansa. Giving us that little bit of Jonsa feeling we needed.
And now I will patiently wait (with a lot of fanfiction) for the next season and all the Jonsa moments that are yet to come.
Here is the story where Stiles makes so many puns that Peter nearly dies of laughter. Watch for the cut, it’s over 2.5k words. Most of these puns come from the light of my life, @chilassa.
Stiles knew that he wasn’t the most subtle person to
ever grace this earth. But compared to the Hale’s he was a fucking ninja.
He couldn’t believe that no one had figured out yet
that they were actually werewolves. Real, actual, honest to god werewolves.
That no one knew about.
Stiles really started to question this town’s
It took him three days to suspect what they were and
after the full moon on the eighth day of their acquaintance, he was convinced
and had damning proof right there.
They were having deer for dinner. Deer and rabbit.
When none of them were a hunter and no one in that house owned a gun. That in
itself was suspicious enough, but then, to top it off, they also let Stiles see
the carcass before they cut it into smaller bits.
And a torn out throat is not exactly the death a
hunter, a human hunter, would inflict on some poor deer. Werewolves though….
They most definitely would.
Stiles had been suspicious before that though. Cora
and Laura had roped him into some kind of friendship in less than a day, Stiles
was still unsure how that actually happened, and even Derek seemed not to hate
Stiles on sight, which was strange enough.
But they wouldn’t stop talking about how something, or
even someone, smelled, they noticed people long before they even came in sight,
they knew when someone was upset, and don’t even get Stiles started on all the
touching. Though according to what he found online, scenting was more like it.
They were like a bull in a china shop and Stiles
wondered how no one had figured it out yet.
And worse, how the Hale’s could think that they were
subtle at all.
Summary: Jungkook desperately tries to fix his mistakes. Whether it be through his irresistibly sweet speeches or something a little more, you were bound to fall under his spell again.
A/N: Yes I am back! Did y’all miss me? 😘 I honestly think the mothers are the best characters ever tbh (ultimate wingwoman goals). Sorry I didn’t update for so long- I had my Semester 1 exams :) As always, feedback is appreciated!
Jungkook knew that there was nothing he could do. So why did it feel like he was waiting for a miracle to occur? He rhythmically tapped on the dark mahogany table with his slender finger, tension built up to his shoulders. He felt as though he was going to snap at any given moment. And he hated the feeling. He couldn’t stand the nausea that bestowed upon him when he thought about you. At least he knew he fucked up this time.
“Jungkook, may I come in?” A familiar voice interrupted his toxic thoughts. He quickly glanced in the direction of the elegant voice and a small smile of relief spread across his lips.
“Of course mother.” He gave her a nod of affirmation before standing up to greet her properly.
“You’re probably wondering what brings me here.” She smiled warmly at him and closed the door behind her before seating herself across Jungkook’s table.
“Sit, son. We have some talking to do.” She spoke in a gentle tone- but Jungkook was beyond intimidated. He felt like he was 4 years old again, getting lectured and scolded. But this time it was worse because it wasn’t Jimin lecturing him, it was Jungkook’s actual mother- whom before had no time to do that.
He gulped noticeably loud before looking behind his mother’s shoulder and he avoided her gaze completely.
“Is it possible for us to do this tomorrow? I’m really not feeling good today.” He confessed and his mother raised an eyebrow.
“Did you think I was here to lecture you?”
There was a small pause that intensified Jungkook’s childish fear. Despite being a grown man, Jungkook didn’t deal with authorities well because it was abnormal to have people of higher status than him.
“You’re not wrong my darling but that’s not my main intention. I’m here as a mother today. How about we sort things out together?” She suggested in a sweetened voice and gently placed her hand on top of Jungkook’s and his trembling stopped.
“As you may also be aware, I wasn’t very happy when I found out that Y/N left the company. I assumed it was because of you- you do have a reputation for firing assistants quite regularly so I wasn’t surprised. But she had so much potential and she brought out the best in you so I was generally upset when you fired her. Not to mention, you looked so much happier with her around.”
“For one, I didn’t fire her. She left because Jimin offered her a job at his company. He told her that she was a burden to me and so she left.”
That’s all you could think about as you sat in the middle of your new bungalow, looking around at the unfamiliar furniture, the hotel-style paintings on the walls, and the stack of labeled boxes the movers had placed around the front room, waiting to be emptied and dispersed into their new home. It wasn’t the flat you had grown accustomed to the past couple of years that sat near your daughter’s grave, and it wasn’t Harry’s home that you felt so comfortable in, but it was nice, it was clean, and it was private, and you wouldn’t complain.
Okay, let’s start with how extremely adorable Jughead is. Like, he cares so much about the drive-in and as we found out, the place was literally his home. Like, someone protect my son please. And he tried so hard to save it, talking to the mayor, talking to Fred and handing out flyers and stuff. Forget Archie and that love triangle, this is the important story here.
Speaking of Fred and Archie, look how nice Fred was to that fucking pedophile. Like, he was complimenting her, inviting her to dinner and being such a great guy and that bitch is just sleeping with his son. Ugh. I hate her.
Betty keeping a diary is so cliche™ but I love it lmao.
I AM SO HERE FOR BETTY, RONNIE AND JUGHEAD HANGING OUT. Kevin’s okay too, I guess. Still haven’t decided if I like him or not. I mean, he’s funny and all but idk he just feels way too stereotypical and I’m still most certainly not over the biphobia. But maybe he isn’t really biphobic and that was a one time thing bc how else would Betty and Veronica, who are both obviously bisexual still be friends with him? Idk man.
Cheryl, I love you for being a bitch but damn you just got your ass handed to you by Hermione Lodge, who is just as much of a goddess as her daughter.
Betty calling out Archie on his shit 👏 👏👏
but like she was so…good about it?? Like she got her point across but didn’t immediately threaten to tell and stuff. And, Archie, honey, how could Ronnie even back you up? Firstly, what you’re doing ain’t cool and secondly, that’s her girlfriend you’re arguing with so ???
Where can I sign a petition to get rid of Alice Cooper?
THE ARCHIE/GRUNDY SCENES LITERALLY MADE ME SHUDDER WITH DISGUST ew ew ew ew ew.
Betty questioning Grotesque Garbage is
👌 she was really good at that too honestly I just really love Betty Cooper man.
SHE WAS JASON’S TEACHER? SHE’S THE KILLER!!11!!!1!
“I don’t think of my students that way” lmao bitch stop lying
Jughead being a rebel with a cause is my aesthetic. And awww, he’s talking about himself and his family for once. This boy must be protected at all costs..
Archie, wtf are you trying to do, telling Betty to stay out of it? She’s literally doing what’s best for you like smh man shut up.
BETTY AND VERONICA BEING DETECTIVE GIRLFRIENDS IS MY JAM. Like, seriously, they have so much chemistry like just let Bernoica happen man. It’s literally already canon.
I would sell my soul to Satan and sell my body on the black market to make Beronica canon.
I’m fully aware I’m being queerbaited but Betty and Ronnie are just. so. goddamn. cute.
‘Jennifer Gibson’. THAT BITCH.
She has a gun in the car. THAT FUCKING BITCH. SHE’S THE KILLER!!!11!
Alice, wtf is wrong with you. Fred is a chill parent. He isn’t going to tell his son to stop talking to his best friend just ‘cause you’re a psycho who wants to control her daughter.
Okay, but like I really love Hermione and Veronica’s relationship it’s so good and–WAIT A SEC THEY’RE BUYING THE DRIVE-IN. Why must you crush Jughead’s happiness? I TRUSTED YOUR HERMIONE.
Omg Alice saw the gun oops shit shit shit (betty what were you thinking hiding it in your fucking drawer smh girl). Wow, Alice just hit a new low. It’s not cool to read your daughter’s diary
I would have felt bad after learning about Grundy’s backstory but my obvious hate for prevented that from happening thank god.
ARCHIE, GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN. NO, DON’T HUG HER. UGH ARCHIE WHY.
Let’s talk about the drive-in.
Poor Juggie god I feel so bad for him Archie where are you your boyfriend needs you
VERNOICA!! LODGE!! IS!! A!! FUCKING!! GODDESS!!!
Veronica Lodge is like fine wine. She gets better and better the longer she exists.
I kinda sorta weirdly like the Veronica-Cheryl-Kevin squad?? They can be the ‘burn you to a crisp’ squad.
Ooh, Kevin’s got a new hottie. Also, did I mention I really love Kevin’s dad? He’s so nice.
YAS KEVIN GET SOME (My feelings are so conflicted like I want to support Kevin because he’s the only important, openly LGBTQ+ character on the show so far but like, something’s just off about him)
Archie, please never speak to Grun–OH. HE’S LEAVING HER. YES ARCHIE YES YES YES–OH WAIT. OH NO.
SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.
Alice why tf do you have to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong?
Man, I feel bad for Fred.
Archie, don’t defend that woman, please. She deserves it.
Such drama much intense very wow.
Oh no. My bby Betty is crying FUCK YOU ALICE.
Okay, I know there’s probably some people sad about Grundy after her backstory but we got nothing but good stuff immediately after she left?
Fred and Archie having a moment 👌 👌 👌 (I mean, I feel bad that Archie cried and that he was upset but it had to be done)
Betty finally standing up to her asshole of a mother
👌 👌 👌 (I still kind of think that Betty is actually Polly but idk)
A cute scene between Betty and Archie
👌 👌 👌
The scene where Veronica confronts her mom was certainly…something.
OH MY GAWD SOMEONE BROKE INTO KELLER’S HOUSE AND TOOK ALL THE EVIDENCE. THE SAME NIGHT GRUNDY LEFT. SHE’S DA KILLER.
Grundy is like a bag of opened chips. She gets worse the longer she exists. Archie, you could not have been more wrong when you said she wasn’t a child predator. I already feel bad for that poor new kid victim of hers.
On the whole, this was a really, really good episode. I give it a 9 out of 10, but that’s because my queen Josie wasn’t in it and there was not enough Jughead and Archie and there was way too much Archie and Grundy interaction but hey, at least she’s gone now.
God, I’m literally crying over Jughead. The picture with him and his sister (who tf named them Jughead and Jellybean tho) was so adorable and so sad. My poor child.
OH MY GOD THE SCARY BIKER DUDE IS JUGHEAD’S DAD?!
Where will he go? What will he do? How will he live? WHERE WILL HE CHARCHG HIS LAPTOP ASHFRWLGHLUFU ARCHIE COME HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND
Also, I would just like to add, Betty is the best friend anyone could ever have and she needs to be appreciated more.
So, what do you guys think? What do you agree and disagree with me on? Let’s talk! Reblog this while adding your notes or send in an ask (PLEASE SEND ME ASKS) or send me a message or something and I will see y’all next week.
Thomas took you out to get your nails done and anything else you wanted in preparation for the party. He offered for you to get your hair and makeup done, but you insisted, it was okay. You’d be fine doing it on your own.
Hi! So i love all of what you write and i was wondering if you could do a scenario/hc whatever where fm MC has a kink where she likes to watch the RFA +V &Saeran play with themselves and they know she likes it so they perposfully will do it to get her real riled up? Idk if its been done before but i hope you consider doing my ask :)
Hi hello every time you send me an ask it’s always 10000000000% right up my alley and I am confused but happy with how you somehow find out what I like.
- At first, he doesn’t understand why you only
want to watch. Isn’t it better when you help him out? You’ve told him several
times he’s felt better than any toys you’ve used, so why…? But he does it with no complaints. Just a few
questions before agreeing to it.
- A few days later you find him on the bed waiting for you, stripped completely
aside from a hint of flushed cheeks, stroking himself to a full erection.
- Unfortunately, he’s quiet. The most you’re going
to pull out of him are soft groans and maybe him talking to you, encouraging
you to come over and help whenever you feel like it.
- As he gets closer to an orgasm, his eyes are
squeezing shut more often, his legs spread a bit more, and he’s leaning back on
one arm softly panting out your name.
- If you come over while he’s close, you may have him slip out a few remarks about how you should take over for him… Or skip to the main event…
- It might be rare when he does it, but I assure you he will do it more in the future, especially if you’ve been teasing him lately.
- Buddy. The first time you bring it up, he sputters out an agreement to try it out for you. You might think he’s embarrassed, and you would be slightly right except for the fact that he is definitely turned on as well.
- He isn’t the type to wait in a room for you with a full erection and no clothes, but he would maybe make some very obvious hints that he’s willing to do it for you if you instruct him to.
- He’ll strip to his boxers and maybe his shirt (you would have to convince him to take it off), teasing himself through the material lightly, letting out small whimpers when you refuse to left him touch himself too much.
- You could probably get away with teasing his chest and deep kisses, giving him attention everywhere else besides where he wants it the most. And he’ll be vocal, very vocal. Not loud always, but as he gets closer his voice does betray him more and more.
- When he cums with a loud and bitten back moan, hips jerking while his cum slips down his knuckles, give him time to recharge and he’ll do it again for you if you want. Or, you know, switch to giving you the attention you need until he’s ready to go again. He’s very eager to please.
- He will put on such a show for you, probably just a bit later after you admit it, if not directly afterwards.
- He’s def not embarrassed by it. In fact, it wouldn’t be surprising if he’s gotten off by watching himself jerk off in front of the mirror.
- He’d lean back on the bed, giving you a smug look as he s l o w l y pulls his cock out of his briefs, winking when you find yourself blushing at the provocative scene. Hell, he’d probably tell you that you could film it if you wanted.
- He’s not loud by any means, but he is vocal. He’s panting, biting his lip and letting out teasing moans, and when he starts leaking precum and getting closer to an orgasm, that’s when he’ll start letting out low growls and trying to tempt you to help finish him off somehow.
- Don’t be surprised if he texts/snapchats you dirty pictures or videos of him jerking off when you two aren’t together.
- E m b a r r a s s e d
- You’re killing her. But honestly, it would take
her a bit to get comfortable enough to do this for you
- Masturbating was something she rarely did, in
private under the covers and in a locked room, and to do it in front of someone
- It would be adorable watching her try, though.
She’d strip down to just her tight shirt and underwear, sitting on the chair or
bed, legs spread as you watch her slowly rub her clit.
- She would be red faced and trying to flirt with
you, but let’s be honest, flirting for her is abysmal. She tries, she really
does, but it’s more of a cute stumbling mess.
- You would have to help her out with long kisses
and soft praises of encouragement, but she would eventually pull down her
underwear enough so you could see her fingers dipping in and out of herself.
- Please god help her finish as a reward. She’s
stressed from the nerves from doing this, and helping her out would earn you
soft cuddles and shy smiles afterwards, and who doesn’t want that?
- The first thing that comes out is teasing about how he should probably start checking your browser history more often. He agrees, though, and waits for a day when you’re both ready and have the free time to spare for a long session.
- First off, he’ll offer to crossdress doing this. Do you want him dressed as a maid? A nurse? He’s pretty sure he has that nun outfit still, if you’re into that. Toys? Do you want to watch him edge himself with a vibrator? Do you want him to deny himself and orgasm with a cock ring? The list goes on and on, and he fully allows you to pick any toys or outfits for him to use.
- He’s vocal. He’s not ashamed in the slightest and it shows. He spreads his legs wide, resting on the bed and purring out your name each time a particular stoke feels amazing.
- When he gets really into it, he’s laying on his back, his hips thrusting into his hand as a slew of moans and groans leave him. When he orgasms, his hips and legs stutter, and it takes a bit for him to recover and ask how you liked it.
- Though…You certainly have to let him watch you sometime.
- He’s slightly surprised when you bring it up. Well, more than slightly. His cheeks are red, and it takes him a moment to snap out of it and agree to do it for you sometime. It doesn’t bother him, he’s just not used to having someone expressing their, uh, sexual needs.
- The first time he does it, he actually fiddles with finding the perfect space and lighting so he can give you the best mood lighting. If you’re going to watch him, he wants to try and make everything look good.
- He’d sit for you on the couch, taking the time to palm himself over his briefs, and sometimes you would notice a shy blush cross over his cheeks, before he asks you if you’re enjoying the show, slowly pulling his cock out and giving languid pumps.
- He loses himself into it pretty easily. Closing his eyes, panting out soft groans of your name, possibly even gently teasing his balls along with his cock. It doesn’t take very long for him to cum, the sensation of you watching getting to him more than he thought, but when he’s done he gives you a small smile and asks how it was.
- Very willing to do it again for you, but afterwards, he does appreciate if you give him a show, or perhaps let him get you off.
- Honestly, it does surprise him. He kind of shares the thoughts Jumin does, as in why watch when you could enjoy his cock in a much, much, better way?
- But he agrees. You do a few things he asks for during sex, so he figures he should at least humor you since it’s nothing he’s fully against.
- However, he teases you the whole damned time, to the point where you’re itching to have that cock in your mouth or anywhere else you can manage. He’ll smirk and keep slowly jerking himself off, watching you squirm in your seat while he lets out a low growl as precum starts to drip down his cock.
- “Do you like this? I can’t believe you like such dirty things. Just how much porn do you watch when I’m not around? Filthy girl. Do you touch yourself at the idea of me doing this, too? Are you wanting to fuck yourself right now?”
- Eventually, even he finally cums, he’s not too vocal. He grunts, biting his lip, and his eyes are squeezed shut. Afterwards, he’s kissing you fiercely, encouraging you to take your turn in showing off for him now.