least favorite player

*makes a post complaining about how everyone writes Natsu OOC*

“But, Alisha! You don’t write him entirely in character either!”

You’re right! But there’s a difference, you see!

There are four (4) five (5) types of Natsu(s?) popular in fanfiction!

1) (My personal least favorite) Fuckboi player!Natsu. Probably plays football. Is an asshole. Might bully Lucy because I guess that’s attractive in a man. Is failing math class and/or English and Lucy may or may not tutor him for whatever reason. Dates a different girl every week. Lucy magically changes his ways.

Sometimes included, but not required:

  • Lisanna being a jealous bitch because???
  • Sting and/or Rogue’s characterization being butchered and them attacking/assaulting Lucy, thus making Natsu realize how much he cares about Lucy.
  • Lucy being uncomfortable going to sport’s games but her friends (namely Erza and Levy) dragging her to one anyway. Bonus points if something terrible happens at the game and Lucy immediately forgives her friends.

2) The Natsu that’s not smart enough to spell “cabbage.” Doesn’t know what sex is, thus introducing a weird subplot where someone (typically Lucy or Gray) must explain it to him. This is more uncomfortable to the reader than it is for the characters. Usually over-exaggerates the dragon slayers’ dragoness. Lucy is repeatedly emotionally hurt in these fics because the reader has made Natsu too stupid to understand what feelings are.

Sometimes included, but not required:

  • Weird dragonesque Natsu smut. Probably kinky. May be a dragon mating season fic.
  • Lisanna is evil and somehow Lucy ends up leaving the guild (may or may not become a dragon slayer). 
  • If written in canonverse, there will be a mission that Natsu botches. Lucy will probably be injured in some way, and Natsu will realize he loves her, then abandon her because he’s ashamed of hurting her. Bonus points for every chapter this is drawn out.

3) The Natsu that is weirdly snarky and mean spirited. I think the writers are trying to make things sound teasing, but he comes off as an utter dick. Probably a high school!AU. Can be meshed with Natsu #1 to create the biggest douche you will ever see. Is probably sexist and speaks really badly about women, but this is excused because his mother abandoned him as a child.

Sometimes included, but not required:

  • Says something insensitive to Lucy. She cries and is deeply hurt. He never apologizes for this because ??? Potatoes, I guess.
  • If in canonverse, Happy is also probably super mean to Lucy, despite Happy being the most upset about F!Lucy’s death (though, he was roughly on par with how upset Natsu was.).

4) (the Natsu I try to write) This is the Natsu that would exist in canon if Mashima actually gave him character development. Likely pretty close to how he is in canon, though a little more suave and mature. Smarter than the average bear fic Natsu. Still playful and adventurous. Probably still takes Lucy on some kind of adventure. May be a bit rough around the edges.

5) (a la @snogfairy) Dream Boy Natsu. A fantasy man that is perfect in every imaginable way. Is nothing like the actual Natsu. Romantic™. Sophisticated™. An intellectual Man™. Probably reads minds. A fourteen year old girl’s wet dream. Might be a nice guy™.

Sometimes included, but not required:

  • Lucy is a mega blushing virgin. When asked what’s in a guys pants she answers “carrots.” Has no friends.
  • Natsu probably has some hidden piano playing skill. Or, like, the harp or something else that’s sophisticated.
  • Says shit like “cumbersome.”

Thank you @snogfairy.

Hockey asks:

1. Favorite team?
2. Least favorite team?
3. Second-favorite team?
4. Favorite rivalry?
5. Any rivalries in your family?
6. Best-looking uniforms/logo?
7. Favorite goal horn/song?
8. What hockey merch do you own?
9. Favorite hockey memory?
10. Olympic hockey or NHL hockey?
11. Which Olympic team do you root for?
12. Which legends do you wish you could have grown up watching?
13. When/how did you first get into hockey?
14. Favorite current player(s)?
15. Favorite players of all time?
16. Least favorite player(s)?
17. Least favorite player(s) on your team?
18. Favorite hockey movie?
19. If you could have any jersey, which team and player would you choose?
20. Favorite hockey city?

anonymous asked:

Colorado Avalanche

The Purest Avalanche Boys ❄️🗻

Favorite: Gabe “The Babe” Landeskog like I literally love him y'all 😩

Least Favorite: I can’t. I literally can’t do that to them. They are all so pure and trying their best.

me, before knowing paul was going to be on bb19: i definitely don’t like cody. can’t wait for him to be first boot!

cody: My least favorite player is Paul from last season with the beard. The guy is loud just to be loud. He would’ve been out immediately if I was in the house. I don’t think I could’ve lived with the guy. 

me, now that there’s a strong possibility of paul being on bb19: i sure LOVE king cody! can’t wait for him to win the first hoh and take out the betas!

Send me your favorite team and I'll tell you:

1. My favorite player.
2. My least favorite player.
3. Who I’d want to be friends with.
4. Who I’d bake cookies for.
5. Something I find funny about the team.

Newbie - Evgeni Malkin (PT Diaries, Episode 1)

Requested by Anon: Can you write an imagine where you are the new physical therapist of the Penguins and help Geno with his rehab? It can be OTP-like or BROTP-like :) Thanks in advance

A/N: Hello! So, I’m going to rant a little about this. This is such a good idea, I love it; but I feel like it would have been weird and unnatural to write about a relationship that it’s too new to actually be a friendship or a romantic relationship. But I love the idea, and I’d love to make a series out of it, not only with Geno but with the rest of the team as well… a PT diaries or something like that. Thoughts?

Word count: 1171

Warnings: none.

Master list

Originally posted by ehghtyseven

I reread the medical report, making sure I haven’t missed anything. It is my first day at the job and I don’t want to mess it up. This is the opportunity of a lifetime and I want to give a great first impression.

My name is (y/n) and I’m the new physical therapist of the Pittsburgh Penguins. I’ve been a Penguins fan since I was a baby, and to be part of the organization and getting to interact with the players makes me want to pinch myself to make sure this is real.

There is a soft knock on my new office’s door and the door opens, my boss and a tall figure getting inside the still really messy room.

“Hello (y/n)” Dr. Wright, head of the medical stuff, says and I give him a smile, “how are you doing?”

“So far so good.” I answer, looking at the man standing behind him.

I have been reading his file for the last hour and it takes all I have for me not to get on my feet and ask him to take a selfie with me.

“I’m glad to hear that.” my boss gives me a nod before turning around, “I’d like to introduce you to Evgeni Malkin. He is going to be your first patient.”

I stand up and walk around my desk and standing before the men, shaking Evgeni’s hand. He is way taller than I am, so I need to tilt my head slightly to look at his face.

“I’ve been reading your file.” I inform them and Dr. Wright looks pleased, “you have a couple torn tendons in your knee.”

“How painful is it going to be?” Evgeni asks.

“I’m pretty sure you are in a lot of pain already…” I say, grabbing the folder from my desk and looking at the x rays and diagnose, “I think you are going to need at least a week of therapy before even thinking about skate again, maybe more”

Both men take a moment to think about what I’ve said before Evgeni looks at me again.

“When do we start?” he is impatient to start his recovery and I don’t blame him.

“Right now, if you are ready” I suggest and he gives me a quick nod.

“I’ll go change” and he pretty runs out of the room.

I look at door for a second, before turning my face to my boss. He is smiling and I can’t make up why.

“First day. Don’t let him give you too much crap” he advices and I chuckle, “he is a big fish in the locker room, if he respects you the whole team will”

“Thanks for the advice” I say to him, grabbing my new Penguins hoodie and putting it on, ready to head to the gym where I’m going to be working for a long, long time, I hope.

“It’s a pleasure to have you here, (y/n)” Dr. Wright says as a goodbye and we both walk away.

I’m getting the things ready when Evgeni walks in, wearing a pair of workout shorts and a hoodie. His knee is swollen and bruised and I frown.

“It look pretty nasty” he just shrugs.

I nod in agreement, lifting a balance board and carrying it to the center of the room. The board has what it looks like a rubber ball cut in half attached to the bottom and Evgeni looks at it.

“I want to evaluate how bad is your pain before getting a rehab plan ready for you” I explain to him, “and I think that massages and maybe acupuncture will be needed”

“Sounds good” he just answers.

We start working. It is easy to work with him, he does exactly what I tell him and doesn’t complain at all when I make him repeat something.

“How bad is the pain?” I ask him for the hundredth time while he is standing on the balance board, one of his hands on my shoulder.

“What’s the scale?” he wonders and I laugh.

“One to ten, how bad?”

“A solid eight” he says and I raise my eyebrow, he is in a lot of pain and he is not even wincing.

“It doesn’t look like you are hurting that much” I comment and he smirks.

“I am Russian. We are real men in Russia” he states and I look at him, trying to figure out if he is kidding or not. He isn’t.

“I’ll keep that in mind” I joke and he smiles, “hop down”

He steps down and I shake my head.

“HOP down” I emphasize ‘hop’.


“Just a small one” and I push him back on top of the board, his hand quick to grip my arm so he doesn’t lose his balance, “c’mon, big boy”

He gives me a dirty look before hopping down, wincing when he lands.

“Ouch” he says before he can hold it and I write it on my notes.

“Alright, we are done for today. Sit down, let’s ice your knee” I pretty much push him down, making him sit on the floor.

I walk to the small fridge/freezer and grab a pack of ice and two bottles of water, handing one of them to Evgeni before wrapping the ice on a towel and carefully holding it against the back of his knee.

“Alright, it’s your time now” he says and I give him an interrogative look, “The team expects me to give them a full report on you”

“Is that right?” I roll my eyes and he laughs.

“It’s my duty as alternate” and I can’t help it but to laugh, “ready?”

“Do I have another choice?” and he shakes his head, “go ahead then”

“What’s your name?”


“Where are you from?”


“Any nicknames?”

“I’m sure that you’ll give me one”

“Very true. Boyfriend? Girlfriend? Husband? Wife?”


“That’s surprising” he says and I bite my cheek in embarrassment.

“Anything else?”

“Team you like the least?”

“(Team you dislike)”

“Favorite player?”


“Pittsburgh Penguins, of course”

“Ask me that question in a couple months”

“I will” he assures me.


He looks at me straight in the eyes and I hold his gaze until he starts laughing.

“Call me Geno” he says.

“What an honor” I joke and he smiles even bigger.

“Don’t hold the sass, you are gonna need it” he tells me and I nod.

“I can handle a bunch of big guys”

“I don’t doubt it” and he pulls his leg away, “too cold”

I nod and get up, offering him my hand to help him up.

“You have my blessing in the locker room” he informs me and I laugh.

I start picking stuff up and putting it back on its place.

“Tomorrow at 10am, Geno”

“Yes, ma’am” he says and I frown.

“Call me ma’am again and we are gonna have some trouble”

“Understood…ma’am” and he walks out the room.

God, these guys were going to be a handful, but I love a good challenge.

anonymous asked:

I grew up with hockey like any other sport, casually and only really knowing/caring about my home team & only interacting with my fellow home team fans, but now I'm seeing there's like this whole tumblr fandom to the nhl and I was wondering what are like the reputations of the teams??? And obvi everyone has their own biases based on their faves but I was just curious (bc I love hearing about all of the reputations and drama and gossip that is 100% alive in the sports world)

um okay i really love this ask but i’m also Nervous to answer it bc obviously my views are gonna be based on my teams and tbh i don’t a ton about some of the teams. so let me just preface this by saying that i don’t intend to shit on anyone’s team. pls don’t come yell at me. i love y’all. i’m gonna put this under a read more bc it’s gonna be long af. this isn’t so much drama as it is just a primer on the teams bc i’m not looking to start drama. 

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send me a number and i'll tell you:
  • 1: favorite player not on a team i follow
  • 2: least favorite player/s on my main team/s
  • 3: team i want to hate/used to hate but don't (or: team I'm reluctantly rooting for)
  • 4: unpopular opinion about a team
  • 5: unpopular opinion about a player
  • 6: team that's rising in my affections
  • 7: player that's rising in my affections
  • 8: team i'm the pettiest about
  • 9: player i'm the pettiest about
  • 10: favorite widely-used nickname
  • 11: favorite personal nickname/tag
  • 12: worst hot take i've heard recently
  • 13: player i'm most excited about
  • 14: favorite national team other than my home country's
  • 15: a superstition i have (or if i don't believe in them)

anonymous asked:

Can I ask how you would order routes from least to most angst?

Eeeee!~ I’ve been waiting for this question! I think the order will surprise some people… Keep in mind your mileage may vary, but from my perspective as the writer, from least to most, it’s:

  1. Teiran - Pretty angsty toward the end, but I’m rating it lowest since Teiran is (for the moment) the least favorite character among players. How much angst you get out of his route is directly tied to how much empathy you feel with him by the end. 
  2. Emry - Only SLIGHTLY angstier than Teiran’s route, I think. The sad elements are interwoven more frequently throughout the story, but it really depends on how much you personally sympathize with him when all the cards are laid out.
  3. Noah - Surprising, no? ;) Probably not TOO much worse than the other two, but again, I’m taking into account how well-liked he is at the moment.
  4. Desmond - Poor Des… Or not. Depends where you land on his conflict, but I think most players will get some feels from his route, regardless of how much you like him. :)

anonymous asked:

What’s the difference between C-137 And C-137v?? Also wanna hear a joke.. what’s a call of duty players least favorite body part? DEFEAT!! haa get it morty? no? ok..

oh there, there are a lot of differences, like i don’t have a kid and I never asked my rick for a love potion, stuff like that… I should make a list and link it!

and oh geez….

[Some of it is linked in his about but I’ve not detailed everything so I will work on updating that]

Overwatch Ask Meme
  • 1: Favorite hero[es]?
  • 2. Least favorite hero[es]?
  • 3. Favorite map[s]?
  • 4. Least favorite map[s]?
  • 5. Favorite mode[s]?
  • 6. Least favorite mode[s]?
  • 7. Favorite skin[s]?
  • 8. Least favorite skin[s]?
  • 9. Favorite victory pose[s]?
  • 10. Favorite emote[s]?
  • 11. Favorite voice line[s]?
  • 12. Favorite spray[s]?
  • 13. Favorite highlight intro[s]?
  • 14. Favorite pre-match interaction[s]?
  • 15. Favorite animated short?
  • 16. Least favorite animated short?
  • 17. Favorite ability[ies]?
  • 18. Least favorite ability[ies]?
  • 19. Favorite event?
  • 20. Least favorite event?
  • 21. Favorite lore?
  • 22. Least favorite lore?
  • 23. Favorite player icon?
  • 24. Favorite golden weapon?


1. favorite team?

2. least favorite team?

3. favorite player(s) thats not on your team?

4. what players would be in your ideal line?

5. what players would be in your ideal d-pair?

6. favorite goal horn?

7. have you ever been to any games?

8. if you could go to any game what one would you go to?

9. favorite hockey city?

10. favorite goalie?

11. favorite hall-of-famer?

12. least favorite rule?

13. opinions on fighting? (do you like it, dislike it, etc)

14. if you could add/remove a rule what would it be?

15. when/why did you start watching hockey?

16. favorite goal youve seen happen?

17. top 3 favorite fighters in the nhl?

18. if i could go to dinner with 5 players who would i pick?

19. who do you think is the most underrated player?

20. who do you think is the most overrated player?

21. favorite rivalry?


send me two players and make me choose between them

fmk between three players 

brother/husband/friend between 3 players

send me a players name and ask me my opinion on them

send me player names and i’ll pick my favroite based solely on looks

send me players and i’ll pick my favorite based solely on skill

hockey-related would-you-rathers

ask me about one of my hockey experiences or tell me about one of yours

ask me my opinion on a rule/player/team or tell me about your opinion

any other hockey related questions

Hockey Goalie Asks
  • John Gibson: First hockey memory?
  • Mike Smith: Who's the most underrated player to you?
  • Tuukka Rask: What player needs to be mic'd up all season?
  • Chad Johnson: Have you ever met a hockey player?
  • Jonas Hiller: Who's the fire to your team?
  • Cam Ward: Overrated player?
  • Corey Crawford: Have you ever seen the Stanley Cup?
  • Semyon Varlamov: Who's your least favorite player?
  • Sergei Bobrovski: Favorite bromance?
  • Kari Lehtonen: Favorite hockey duo?
  • Jimmy Howard: First NHL game?
  • Ben Scrivens: Best hockey memory?
  • Roberto Luongo: Cried because of a trade?
  • Jonathan Quick: What team are you a lowkey fan of?
  • Devan Dubnyk: What player can make you smile no matter what?
  • Carey Price: Favorite hockey goalie?
  • Pekka Rinne: Favorite defenseman?
  • Cory Schneider: Favorite forward?
  • Jaroslav Halak: Favorite NHL nickname?
  • Henrik Lundqvist: Who is your queen/king?
  • Andrew Hammond: Favorite hockey movie?
  • Steve Mason: Least favorite team?
  • Marc-Andre Fleury: Who's your unproblematic fave?
  • Alex Stalock: Problematic fave?
  • Brian Elliott: Favorite hockey tradition?
  • Ben Bishop: NHL cinnamon roll?
  • Jonathan Bernier: Is there a player you always forget?
  • Ryan Miller: What's your national team?
  • Braden Holtby: Best flow in the league?
  • Ondrej Pavlec: If you could have any jersey, who's would it be?

anonymous asked:

So, I was gonna ask you about the reds, but when I went to do it it told me to ask you about Aaron Judge's tooth gap. So I'm just gonna ask you about both. Who is your least favorite Reds player and why? And, I guess, do you think Aaron ever gets chunks of food stuck in his gap and he's always like "not again!" ?

My least favorite Red is Blake Wood because he can’t pitch. I saw a tweet on Saturday night: “if you can’t use him with a 7 run lead then why is he on the roster?” Game was 11-4 and he came up, let 4 runners on, all scored. Not sure why Price is still using him at this point.

And as someone that used to have a large tooth gap, yes. He absolutely does that. But the more important question is, how many quarters can he fit in between his teeth? The lady sitting behind me at church today said that she used to fit 3 in hers. That sounds large, but he is a fairly large man too.