Still super bummed out I couldn’t make it to the BMC revival this weekend but I’m sure it was amazing and Matt and Ryan are awesomely adorable as Mike and Jer and I’m just hoping everybody had fun!! Also someone said Michael has a snapback in the show so I needed to deliver since I’ve seen NOTHING.
HDKSJDK okay first of all they were already forty minutes behind but me n my friend went in and we kept trying to go to the back of the line bc we were so freaking nervous so anyway eventually we got in the room and they take like two ops n all of a sudden the music stops and jensen and misha go talk to the olympic lady who was at the con?? we literally saw them all laughing and talking together for a whole three minutes bc chris had to take a phone call. so then he comes back in and line starts moving again and we get up to the creation worker and show her my friend’s phone so they know what to do and she was like “you know they cant actually leap frog right?” and we just nodded our heads lol. so we get up and jensen is like “so what do you want us to do?” so we try to explain and also they look at the picture and jensen goes “stand here” and points to this place for us to stand and he gets down on the ground and misha FULLY JUMPS OVER THIS MAN!!! and then chris is like “we need to take another one.” so we take another and they do the same sorta thing except this time misha decides to be on the bottom and after that jensen looked misha in the face and starts laughing and says “i almost missed you!” literally the best experience of my life.
Highlights from Exit 82′s performance of Be More Chill
During the Boyf Riends scene in More Than Survive, Jeremy and Michael stand next to each other to line the words up rather than taking their backpacks off.
Christine wears overall shorts with a long-sleeve pink shirt.
Rich talks to Jeremy before the Squip Song while he’s peeing. When asked how he does that, Rich takes both hands away, wiggles his fingers, and replies, “Confidence.”
During the first chorus of Two-Player Game, Michael starts dabbing. The audience promptly loses its shit.
Jeremy and Michael play leap-frog during TPG. They also pull off some sweet karate moves.
Scary Stockboy has a Scary Stockgirl companion. The latter is dressed in typical emo fashion; when Jeremy sees her, he says, “My Chemical Romance, am I right?”
The Squip has little light-up green dots on his shirt, and they’re all you can see when he first walks onto the back platform in a blackout. Blue and red dots are added as the show progresses.
Jeremy shoves Michael toward the bathtub after calling him a loser. Michael, thunderstruck, grabs onto it and doesn’t move.
Rather than singing “…at a party” near the end of Michael in the Bathroom, Michael weakly sobs it. Half of the audience is now in tears.
Jeremy and Christine talk on the couch with a giant unicorn between them as the Halloween party dies down. As this is happening, Rich stands center stage, screaming about Mountain Dew Red. When nobody answers him, he stays there, twitching and clutching his head.
The full cast, including the guys, are onstage during Smartphone Hour. They’re dressed in crop tops and glittery skirts.
The cast wears sneakers with light-up soles during Pitiful Children.
The longer the Squip is onstage, the more dramatic his makeup gets. In the first scene he looks relatively normal, but in his next scene, he has black, computer-like, lines-and-circles makeup on his neck. When he comes in later it’s crept up his left cheek, and by The Play it’s all the way up to his eyebrow with blue highlights added in.
Costume changes accompany these subtle shifts in makeup, starting with a plain jacket and ending with a near-floor-length leather one.
The Squip rarely interacts with the cast members directly; for the most part, he stays on the back platform, advising and controlling Jeremy from afar. Jeremy finally confronts him face-to-face after the fire, and during The Play, The Squip joins the rest of the cast on ground level.
Just before The Play, Christine addresses the audience as though we’re spectators at Middle Borough. When Michael makes an entrance he hops out of the crowd onto the stage like he was watching with us.
The audience cheers so loud after this that the orchestra has to hold its music until it’s quiet enough to continue.
When the cast of The Play says “I just feel so connected to you guys right now!” long ropes of neon lights drop from the ceiling. They attach these ropes to their backs like electrical cords.
It looks like Jeremy is about to kiss (Squipped) Christine instead of giving her the Mountain Dew Red. Michael, unable to watch this, turns away and almost walks offstage.
Michael screams “FUCK!” after the cast finishes screaming and dropping to the ground.
Once everyone has passed out, the Squip claws his way desperately across the floor toward Jeremy. Before he makes it, he collapses center stage with a puff of smoke.
The Squip stumbles back onstage at the end of Voices In My Head. The cast shoves him away, but rather than pushing him like everyone else, Michael just gives him the finger and grins.
En sa beauté gît ma mort et ma vie. [In her beauty rests (both) my death and my life] Tom Marvolo Riddle never fancied anyone - to be fair, he did not think he could. Though, an encounter on his first train to Hogwarts had left a deep impression that he very much could love someone, though if that someone could love him with all of his secrets was a different question, one that he was eager to find out yet was awfully curious of. You always intrigued him. From the very first day the two of you met, to the very last…
A light breeze caressed the back of your neck as your fingers dug into the hard red cushion of the seat; your form leaned forward to stare at the blurring scenery behind the window. Outside the compartment children were eagerly chatting, some singing muggle songs and noisily poking in their heads to see who was doing what. The far away rooftops moved like passengers and in the swaying autumn flowers, the last notes of summer were already fading, you saw the delicate arch of your mothers hand as she waved you goodbye. The memory was still fresh and very much conflicted, both sparking fear and excitement in your heart. Finally, London houses blew by and nothing by plains of green greeted the window. You pulled away and shifted, hitting the back of the seat and feeling the whole train pleasantly rubble down your spine. Besides you, there were three more eleven year-olds seated – two in front and one by your left. The lonesome boy by your side was reserved, only briefly glancing around and outlining the forms of the two seated in his close view.
Summary: A green shirt and an iconic shade of lipstick make some memories.
Warnings: NSFW, language
Word count: 2700 (oof, wtf guys)
A/N: WE CAN THANK THE CHEST HAIR FOR THIS ONE, Y’ALL.
They’ve been flirting with disaster for so long, she doesn’t remember where it started.
No one believes them when they insist they’ve never hooked up.
“C’mon, not even a kiss? One kiss?” her best friend prods when she visits and sees them together.
She shrugs, pretending not to think about the startling number of times it’s gotten close. She bites her lip as it occurs to her that given the frequency of these occasions, it’s surprising she can remember each one so vividly.
Okay so I keep reading posts where the kids go out to buy Eri new clothes, which is great, but consider this:
Momo can make all sorts of stuff right? Including clothes. So what if she makes Eri some clothes?
Specifically: Momo makes Eri a copy of everyone’s costume because she saw the class training in them and thought they looked really cool. With that being said, may I present for your consideration:
Eri sticking her tongue out and playing leap frog in Tsuyu’s costume. (Tsuyu hugs her on sight and spends like an hour playing leap frog with her. Eri going “kero kero” is the highlight of her day.)
Running around in Bakugou’s costume going “Boom!” at random things and people. (He tries very very hard not to smile when he sees her doing this, and fails miserably. Then Eri yells out one of his “Bakugou-isms” and he runs over to get her to stop before someones hears her and he’ll get a lecture on controlling his mouth around her. Again.)
Sneaking around in Denki’s costume and zapping people with static while giggling. (Denki thinks this is the best thing ever, “Why didn’t I think of that?” He gets his answer when he tries it on Bakugou. He decides to leave the static zapping to the pros, like Eri.)
And a bunch of other cute stuff I can’t think about right now but imagine, Eri in every student’s costume.
the eagles are super stoked that neil josten signed on with them
but NOBODY is as stoked as Matt Boyd is, because this is his precious flower child and they are finally on the same team after a year of Neil post Fox.
so the entire team is there at the court doing basic drills when this 5′3 human comes barrelling out the door and just charged straight at Matt
and everyone is horrified because 1-neil is super small but super fast but nobody was prepared for exactly how fast he was, and everyone is already cringing cardio day because coach will be riding their asses to keep up with the midget.
2-at first they imagine that there has been a terrible argument because their real experience of Neil is savage clapbacks on twitter or some impressive fights on court and Neil is probably going to tear out Matt’s throat
instead they matt whooping, basically picking neil up and giving him the bear hug to end all bear hugs.
coach is yelling in the background but neil is explaining in great detail his experience with the nasty kale chips kevin sent him for the plane ride.
matt is sympathetic.
kevin had also sent him the same chips but he had wisely tossed them without sampling any.
eventually because neil is living out of a sketchy motel room Matt basically forces him to pack up his belongings-belongings which have expanded past a single duffle bag, much to Neil’s dismay- and forces him to move in.
like to be honest though matt has such a sketchy apartment. there is no fire alarm and if you turn on the light in the kitchen it turns off the light in the living room and it’s so fucking tiny they have bunk beds.
they basically exist off of take out. why cook when you can dial a phone?
they’re living above some chinese restaurant so they can usually hear the music playing from the kitchen which is why Matt posts a video on his instagram of Neil Josten dancing at 2 am, and the fans go mental.
because his instagram has become the Neil Josten story.
like to be honest his instagram prior to neil moving in consists of horribly blurry photos of weights and random converse pictures-matt has an obsession with converse shoes, Kevin is still mad about it.
his personal fav picture is one of Neil sitting in a grocery cart holding up a brand of kale flavoured protein bar with kevin’s face plastered across the box, unimpressed look on Neil’s face.
neil’s twitter is just random out of context matt boyd quotes that are hella random and hard to explain? like nah the coconut flavour is bae, wtf is with limes? and nobody knows if it is ice cream or something weird?
eventually one of their teammates documents Matt using Neil as a weight, him across his shoulders and Matt doing squats. they’re count is up to 156 before Neil starts to get bored and starts making eagle noises.
dan and the girls venture to the shared apartment, eyeing the stack of take out dinner boxes and unwashed dishes
“you used to have class, Boyd.” Allison informs him as she primly nudges one towering stack of styrofoam boxes from their Indian phase. It’s rivaling the stack of jenga they got going on in the center of the room, both boys sitting on the floor crosslegged, eyeing the rather crooked tower as it’s supported by like 3 tiles for a base now.
“you have heard of wall art, right babe?” dan called from the kitchen where she’s inspecting the alcohol stash but only finding cheap beer.
“yo we don’t go into your home and disrespect your class and walls.” matt informed them as neil toppled the tower.
“yeah, that’s because we have class”-allison’s home is a massive penthouse suit where the walls are white and the floors are marble and it’s basically an interior decorator’s orgasm.
dan is simpler than that, but still quite lovely. renee is between places, having returned from backpacking across french countryside.
neil comes home with a few boxes of fairy lights to compromise and sends a few snapchats to andrew of matt wrapped up in the tangled cords of lights.
eventually the press is getting worried (read: excited as fuck) about what this means for neil and andrew, and if it really is neil and matt
neil and matt are usually the ones doing press, because they’re both pretty known and the audience adores neil.
especially when the reporter asks a silly question about what was it like working with an ex drug addict
because holy hell our 5′3 child is savage when he asks the reporter what it is like working with your head so far up your own ass, like he’s a medical wonder. semi-functioning and everything.
allison always retweets captions of him in interviews.
so the reporters are anxious “any news regarding playing against Minyard?”
They shrug because the line up in still being laid out
and Andrew has been swapped three teams again and again because of an attitude problem?
so Matt just says ‘naw, but like we’re ready for his sorry ass’
neil mentions that it’s a lovely ass
Matt adds though that his is a far nicer one than Andrew’s.
a few days later on twitter Andrew informs them to leave his ass out of it
but someone takes a picture of andrew and neil on a date a few weekslater
and the internet blows the fuck up BECAUSE IS NEIL CHEATING ON MATT???
Matt prints out copies of these reports and is like babe, why? the next time they have interviews
the reports end up taped to the fridge
someone eventually asks dan’s opinion
and she’s like yo, i may be matt’s girlfriend but apparently neil is his bro mate.
and maybe allison is being catty when she mentions on her way to her team practise (ironically she’s on the Vixens team, an all girls team that is fucking rising) and informs this one reporter that oh yeah, andrew and neil hated each other in school, they used to go at it all the time. she gives the camera man her most andrew like blank stare ever.
it’s goals, man.
and nicky adds of twitter that he has always tried to support them in whatever way possible, whether tying them to each other or locking them in a closet to work out their kinks.
wymack simply says no comment when they begin pestering him.
neil usually just mentions that questions about love triangles are really useless in exy sports panels recapping specific games, like guys, lets keep focus before i get bored and leave.
basically the whole OG squad are mindfucking the reporters but renee, but she always smiles serenely when fans ask and says that it’s nice to see Neil so happy with Matt.
andrew gives reporters blank looks whenever they try to get near him
the media is so lit its roasting
the next time Andrew’s team the Falcon’s play against Matt and Neil it is absolutely ridiculous.
the entire original fox lineup is in the audience and they are stoked (but kevin, because kevin is dreading everything because kevin is such a princess)
Matt charges onto the court with Neil on his shoulders and Neil is waving exy rackets, basically the outcome of having chugged three power drinks.
andrew is narrowing his eyes
and is basically like done
but the two aren’t done
at one point matt just like drops to his knees in the middle of the game and neil leap frogs over him and Kevin is in the audience LOSING HIS SHIT
Like he’s leaning over and screaming orders
but it just never stops
neil starts asking andrew questions about adopting cats in between score attempts
and andrew is snarking back about gymnastics and that he knows very well how to hide a body
so basically matt and neil start performing aerials
-leading to one of the most important changes in exy rulebook history where players are forbidden from doing aerials EVER on the court-
my boys are so extra I love it
and the fans are going mental and the other eagles are just used to their boys acting up and causing mass destruction wherever they go
the game ends with a tie
with kevin going mental in the audience like this boy savagely texting the three everything LIKE I KNOW YOU ANDREW MINYARD YOU WERE CAPABLE OF SHUTTING DOWN YOUR NET I SAW THE 3RD SCORE NEIL PULLED and BOYD YOU PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN AND DISRESPECT THE SPORT OF EXY EVER I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
basically matt and neil are extreme bromance goals and they will not stop fight them.