(Context: A benevolent snake has materialized beds for most of the party, and a hammock for the warlock, who hails from an island and hasn’t seen one in months.)
Warlock: I run STRAIGHT across the room and launch STRAIGHT into that!
Cleric: (jokingly, OOC) Roll for that!
Me: (dropping OOC) Actuallyyyy, I probably should. I’m rolling Dex.
DM: Go for it.
(ONE NATURAL 1 LATER)
DM: Casul is so excited to see the hammock that she runs across the room and leaps into it, but lands so hard that it swings around three times before dumping her out on the stone floor.
Cleric: I cast Healing Word, and the word is “ouch”.