Okay to go more in depth with my original post on explaining why I think Shiro became Kaltenecker:
Kaltenecker was never necessary in the Space Mall episode. Sure he was chilling in the Earth store as a nod to “aliens abduct cows” or whatever, but the thing is the writers didn’t have to have the shopkeeper give the cow to Lance. In fact the only thing they needed to escape from the mall cop was the hoverboard the cow was on. So the writers could have just had the paladins take the hoverboard, but they took the cow as well. Why? Because Kaltenecker will play an important part in the following seasons.
We all know the clone Shiro theory that’s been drifting around and I totally believe that’s true. The thing I don’t agree how however, is where Black teleported Shiro. It widely accepted that Shiro got teleported to Matt but how “safe” is Matt’s location? He’s a rebel, he’s thrown into fights (as seen in the leaked clip). No the safest place to Black would be the castle ship. It has a somewhat functioning particle barrier and it’s where all the other paladins are. So maybe Black was trying to teleport Shiro into the Castle
But here is where the teleportation goes wrong. Zarkon corrupts the Black lion’s power, which causes a teleportation malfunction. As a result, Shiro does get teleported to the Castle - but now he’s inside Kaltenecker’s body. Basically, Shiro became a cow.
Why Kaltenecker? Well Shiro and Kaltenecker are really similar, which is why it was easier for the Shiro to be teleported into Kaltnecker’s body, rather than an inanimate object like a lamp or something.
They both have a black and white color scheme
Kaltenecker has a pink nose, Shiro has a pink scar on his nose. Coincidence??? I think not
The cow is a living vessel, unlike any other inanimate object
Jeremy Shada said it himself, Kaltenecker is coming back. But it makes no sense, why have the cow come back for no reason? For example, Coran has a bunch of Olkari cubes, but they haven’t come back this season. My point is, random little things from the show don’t come back without any reason. And Kaltenecker’s reason for coming back is because he’s actually Shiro. Kaltenecker’s main importance in season 4 will be the team trying to figure out how to remove Shiro from the cow.
Basically Shiro is possessing a cow’s body and can’t get help because no one can understand his moos.
Some more evidence
Now you may be saying “but we saw real Shiro fighting with Matt in that one leak!” And yes that’s true, but for all we know that can be clone Shiro fighting with him. You could argue that it’s real Shiro since he’s wearing the paladin armor, but Clone Shiro has his own black paladin armor too. He’s also seen wearing the armor in that Lance blushing leak. There is no evidence that says the Shiro that is fighting with Matt is the real one.
TLDR: The Black lion’s teleportation power screwed up and dumped Shiro’s consciousness into Kaltenecker so now Shiro is possessing a cow
guys GUYS GUYS GUYS APPARENTLY IN THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE IW TRAILER WE GET TO HEAR THE DIALOGUE BETWEEN STEVE AND TONY WHERE THEY SAY ‘together’ ‘we’ll lose’ ‘then we’ll do that together, too’ AND I’M LITERALLY SOBBING OH MY GOD MY DREAMS!!!!! MY DREAMS AND MY NIGHTMARES ARE BOTH COMING TRUE AT ONCE I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA I’M SRY FOR EVERYONE ASKING it’s actually not that exciting of a story gghsda
it started out as a con stress dream (like something was wrong with my display) when i saw a leaked vld clip where lance and keith were shooting/hiding from enemies and.. somehow? someone zapped/shot lance’s top armour piece off??
all i remember is lance’s face distinctly going from A to B like this
and then i proceeded to blow off customers to tweet about the leak on twitter
give me all the clips, leak everything, fuck i cannot wait any longer. i know there is only a little bit of time left but idc!!!! i’m glad that as we are nearing the premiere so much content has been surfacing but i am tired of being teased!!! i’m so shook just take my fucking money already i need to see my favorite book come to life. i am already so mesmerized by timmy and armie from what i’ve seen and the colors and way it is filmed looks so beautiful. I’m dying for more ugh