Why are the old ppl in PA so mean? They're like witches who lure you in then smack you with a spoon and eat your brains. Why.
1.) The entire Pittsburgh steel industry was created to mask the presence of malevolent spirits with smog; anyone who breathed the air during the height of “steel production” is just chock fulla’ nasty demons.
2.) Amish curses.
3.) Dark energy is leaking out of the crack in the Liberty Bell.
4.) They’re Erie lake monsters masquerading as people.
5.) Confederate Gettysburg ghosts are possessing your grandparents and making them super extra racist.