“I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don’t bother sucking up, I already hate you, that’s not gonna change. Trauma protocol, phone lists, pagers. Nurses will page you, you answer every page at a run. A run, that’s rule number two. Your first shift starts now and lasts forty-eight hours. You’re interns, grunts, nobodies, bottom of the surgical food chain, you run labs, write orders, work every second night till you drop and don’t complain! On call rooms. Attendings hog them, sleep when you can, where you can, which brings me to rule number three, if I’m sleeping, don’t wake me, unless your patient is actually dying. Rule number four, the dying patient better not be dead when I get there, not only would you have killed someone, you would have also woke me for no good reason, we clear?”
I was wrong about your dad. I made a bad call. I should have let you walk away, but I never would have pushed you towards him if I thought that you’d end up hurt. I didn’t see it coming; you did. And I am so sorry. But it was one crappy call. That’s all.
I’m gonna put my Itunes on shuffle and write some synopsys for Greys season 14 eps based on the song
Because the writers are basically playing this game already anyway
14x01 Some Might Say
Following the events of the explosion, April meets a fireman from Shondaland’s new and EXTRA af show about Seattle firemen so people actually watch its first season and April Kepner is ratings material. Maggie tries talking to Jackson about their feelings, but can’t because that’s who Maggie is- she instead tells Webber. Owen, Amelia and Riggs go talk to Megan, but she has big time amnesia, so they don’t really know what happened to her. Meredith is telling everyone she’s okay with the Riggs things even though she’s not given that she has identity crisis when something’s not about her, so alex is on meredith-watch this ep.
Oh, shit. Okay so there’s got to be this specific Meredith voice-over about how cadavers in Pompeii are still basically untouched since the vesuvious erupted, and how that’s a metaphore for something- for Megan. She doesn’t remember what happened to her, so nothing changed for her. But it did for everyone else (omg). Jo treats a patient with terminal cancer who could have gotten better treatments but was experimenting on himself to see how far his trial could go, just like that dude who went to see the volcano for the science of it. She’s mad because he didn’t tell anybody, when he could’ve been helped- which is an analogy of her own life etc etc
14x03 Heaven Knows I’m Miserable now
Okay, I know this is like an insane idea, but what if Alex and Jo actually had a conversation? Bailey and Webber are working together because their relationship still needs restauration. Leah Murphy is back because since Stephanie is gone they need a character to be Jo’s friend. Maggie goes ask April for dating advice and April yells at her because I mean boundaries, she is not going to pimp jackson out for maggie. Amelia is trying to figure out what happened to Megan’s brain.
14X04 Try (just a little bit harder)
Amelia finds out something shocking about Megan’s past, and she wants to try hypnosys to get all the story out of her. Deluca screws up and kills someone, because I really need him to leave. Arizona is anxious to see Eliza, who is visiting her on the weekend. Maggie finally gathers the courage to talk to Jackson, but gives up after spending the day in surgery with him and hearing him say he sees her as a sister when talking about how much he loves his family and that’s it, the end. Then she runs into Deluca after he just got fired and they kiss and get tgt again and leave the hospital forever. Bye felicia
14x05 Kick me when I’m high
Amelia saves Megan from whatever infection she had contracted that gave her amnesia. Everyone’s happy, but then we find out Megan’s still pissed at Riggs for cheating on her, which makes Riggs emo, which makes him cry at meredith’s shoulder because for real no character can pick anyone over meredith grey. Amelia finds out she’s pregnant and freaks out- luckily, April sees her taking the test, and they talk through it together. Even though they should’ve had the “my baby died hours after labour” conversation seasons ago, they can still have it now so April can comfort amelia and guide her through the pregnancy. Eliza cancels on Arizona, who hits on Leah, who shuts her down because of what happened last time. We find out Leah made an abstinence promise until she becomes a surgeon.
14x06 Something’s gotta give
Jackson is jealous of april and 4 dimensional love interest from the new shonda show. Alex helps Jo with asking for divorce. Meredith and Riggs have ~a moment~ or whatever.
14x07 Mr. Brightside
Oh my god yasss
Okay so this means Jackson is even more jealous. Owen is emo about Megan so April helps him bringing in a weirdass trauma case. Meredith is annoyed with a terminal patient who is a ray of sunshine and loves everyone; goes on one of the dark and twisty rants to Amelia. Amelia tells her she’s pregnant and Meredit’hs conflicted about it because she cannot just let people be happy. Arizona tells April she and Eliza couldn’t make it work.
14x08 All tomorrow’s parties
Amelia is scared of getting an ultrasound. Leah tells Arizona she wants to be a fetal surgeon. Alex goes to see Mr. Schuester from Glee again so Jo doesn’t have to and this time ~reveals~ himself. He and Jo make up. Meredith is bitter because she is Meredith. Catherine wants April to oversee the Avery Foundation’s investments around the country.
14X09 You stayed at home
Jo Wilson centric episode- at this point I’m just rolling with my fantasies lol. We get to see her living in her car, meeting abusive Glee-man, we see a bit of their relationship- nothing graphic but like so we get the gist- and in the end we see her FINALLY sign her divorce papers and break down in alex’s arms because she’s free, and then Alex asks her to marry him and she says yes, so they go to city hall and get married and stay tgt for ever. Also “home” is such a symbolic word for their relationship so thank you shuffle.
Okay, not that I didn’t have fun doing this but one must not dwell on dreams and forget to live- or, like, the shitshow that this is actually going to be…anyway I’m tired sorry
There’s been a lot of girls since Izzie. A lot of nobodies. But this girl is not a nobody. She’s – I don’t know. When I think about her, it just seems important. Like – like it’s gotta be the right time.