My stomach hurts from laughing pahaha

“Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls… be plentiful. Lord, I’d just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that’s it. ”

My favorite movie since I was 4. When I first fell in love with Tom Hanks.  And Madonna.  And baseball.  And then cried my first day of softball because they made me wear ugly grey pants instead of cool dresses.