neversayninja-deactivated201410  asked:

Tag you're it! The rules are: state five random facts about you and then go to ten of your favorite blogs and tell them they are it!

Woah I didn’t even see this until now. I should probably turn anon off. Pretty sure the dickwads unleashed their lovely friends on me but nobody wants to show their faces. (dickwads = itsthebrooke, macencheese, nerdymchotpants, etc)   Delete, delete, delete!

Five random faaaaaacts:

1.  I have a phobia of fish.  You don’t know what they’re thinking, they have no teeth usually, being nibbled to death and drowning is my worst fear of all.

2.  Miracle Whip is no.

3.  Working with the general public and where they have their homes is the weirdest job I’ve ever had.  There was a condom in an apartment model today, a dead guy in the pool last week, and  I get death threats on a monthly basis.

4.  Make me pancakes, I’ll call you darling.

5.  I’m a 5'1" former gymnast/cult member/piano teacher.