leaf hurricane

Hockey Phrase Definitions

  • Assist = I gotchu boo, have a goal
  • Blew a tire = ice much slippery
  • Boarding = wall for safe, not for face.
  • Breakaway = quick like a bunny
  • Chirping = much insult
  • Crashing the net = up close and personal, goalie edition
  • Delay of game = dumb
  • Dropping the gloves = gloves off, better for hugs
  • Empty net goal = participation award
  • Flow = to the fella over there with the hella good hair
  • Goaltender = marshmellow optimus prime
  • Holding = now is not the time for hug
  • Icing = belongs on cakes, not in sports
  • Jock strap = under the butt nut hut
  • Line brawl = much hugs
  • One timer = couldn’t do that again if I tried
  • Own goal = woo goal for the other team
  • Penalty box = pout place
  • Referee = not Denis Widemans friend 🐸🍵
  • Spearing = hockey players are not hot dogs
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hockey players and texts I’ve sent - part 2/?

(the first one is a received text bc my friend took the screenshot)

*takes off hockey jersey to reveal hockey shirsey*

this is literally here for archival purposes and because i just liked it a lot

naruto

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When your favorite player isn't protected

Originally posted by somenerdthing

y’all take a moment…….. realize it’s nearing the end of august/beginning of september…. NHL players will soon make their ways to the cities they play for…. meet some new guys, some prospects… get ready for training camp… so many reunions ?????? signed contracts will be confirmed… pre season will be well under way….. not long now you guys. NOT LONG NOW.

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i tried to do the 4+1 but there are only so many ways to carry a person.


bc let’s face it the only one kakashi will allow to touch him is gai the only person he can get drunk with is gai and gai is a mighty mighty guy and i might be in love with the idea of gai carrying kakashi and vice versa. there was originally supposed to be a de-aged kakashi being carried around by gai but it seemed forced ;_;

naruto

Credit to the hockey news.

Here’s the current playoff possibility for each team and possible match up.

Me when Vegas starts making its picks...

Originally posted by toomanyfandomsblog

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I got hyped for no reason

watching these preseason hockey games got me feeling some type of way

SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE EUROPEAN NHL FANS WHO STAY AWAKE TO WATCH GAMES.