leader tofu

male idol groups as i come to know them

shinee: kings of kings, 5hinee???, once in a blue moon comebacks, always slays tho, taemin has killed people??, jonghyun cries, key/minho is loud, tofu leader onew, dibidibidissing themselves is a specialty, live vocals for days, visuals, rind dinG DONG DIGGY DINGY DING

shinhwa: you thought shinee were kings, actual gods, legends, eats cds for meals, fans are moms, doesn’t let members live/leave, grown men but also smol children, m style, don’t make them dance 2x speed dances, butt grabbing, kissing, they talk about farting a lot, grown men that i shouldn’t like but do, my mom thinks they’re good looking af

bts: any armys here xD, i thought rapmon was a pokemon, fans are kinda :/, lots of in fandom drama, despise exo/exo-ls, screaming, aloof, do they have other friends???, bulletproof boyscouts makes me cringe sometimes ngl, choreo will apparently kill you (lie), lightstick lowkey doubles as a weapon, FIYUHHHH OH AYE OH

got7: literally the easiest name ever jyp what u doin, actually has 7, united nations group, memes, wild af outside of korea, JACKSON, dab7, people talk a lot of shit on bambam :/, dancing kid yugyeom, they have a dog, a DOG, best leader jaebum, it’s jinyoung not junior, dancing kings with bts, gotbangtan saved my life, mark who?

exo: i’m not even gonna start, sm does whatever with them, members left, idk any names, only do and kai, fandom is kinda :/ too, despise armies/bts, CHOGIWA, wolf was a tragic era, no one talks about the history mv, call me (daddy) baby, good music, apparently invented everything????, exo next door was cringey and my life at the same time, kudae oolf naega oolf

seventeen: wait how many members???, boy with long hair (its not long anymore??), good at everything, self producing idols, short angery man writes songs, vernon is a meme, they’re all memes, american hyung josh, only chan is actually 17, they have a general leader????, sub units within a group???, justice for china line, have they ever failed at anything??, carrot is the fandom name???

infinite: hoya hoya hoooya, old man sunggyu, weekly idol’s children, i have never met an inspirit irl, or online, unique sound, quality music, looked a lil dusty in the early days but thats ok

vixx: kinky kpop group???, lightstick vibrates????, i love n, and leo, they got me chained up lmao i’m sorry, i have never met a starlight irl either, where yall at???

24k: who???, just kidding, people don’t know who they are tho, i’m in love with the leader, listen to oasis its a bop, sunbaes to so many of ur faves its unbelievable, give em a listen, go to russia/europe on the regular???, go through so many lineup changes what is their company doin smh, look em up hunnies

toppdogg: T O DOUBLE G, T O DOUBLE G, who???, just kidding, lots of bops, give oasis and arario a try, members keep leavin like no???, stay???, one member is literally named camel, have a good ass fandom name, topp klass, vvvv nice, i have never met one irl, hmu lol

monsta x: i can be your hERO, joohoney, slept on, no one can spell their name???, all in changed my life, wonho is lowkey kinky, no mercy really had no mercy, kings of circle choreos, wheres thEIR FIRST WIN???, shownu is a giant teddy bear, you thought you knew memes, inventor of the meme, stan talent pls ;-;

vromance: STAN TALENT DO IT LOOK THEM UP RIGHT NOW STAN THEM, grown men i love but shouldn’t, vocals slay me, eats cds, so much potential ;-;


**this is all just jokes but @ me if you want lol it’ll just be for a ridiculous reason

SHINee: dating Onew would include

▪ literally being drawn to him like the earth being drawn to the sun 

▪ bc he’s actually a ball of sunshine

▪ not being able to look away from his smile at first and nodding your head to whatever he was saying

▪ you find yourself doing this often lmao he loves it

▪ anyways

▪ so like he’d be pretty nervous to move things along and ask you to be his gf

▪ bc like tae, he’d wanna be 100% sure that you feel the same way so he doesn’t lose you or act awkward around you

▪ but he wouldn’t even give it a second thought after a while bc you two already act like lovers and he feels no hesitation

▪ the others would cheer their tofu leader and be so happy when they find out you’re together

▪ I think he wouldn’t act different around you when you’re in public or with your friends

▪ just bc it’s so natural when you’re together…he feels like neither of you should hold yourself back from showing affection

▪ tho ofc he wouldn’t straight up grab your butt and start making out with you

▪ you surprising him at their shows and him fanboying over it

▪ would be so happy and wrap you in his arms hella quick even if he’s sweaty

▪ you two probably love shopping at ikea

▪ you’d spend hours in the cool-looking rooms and deciding that you’re gonna get a house big enough to fit all those room designs

▪ he loves it when you talk about the future, esp when you mention him in it

▪ cooks for you all the mf time and spoils you with comfort food when you’re sick or not feeling well

▪ bc he knows how hard it is not to have anyone take care of him when he’s sick 

▪ introducing you to his idol friends and they love you right away

▪ rarely ever buying you material items

▪ bc you two would love traveling the world instead

▪ so you know whenever he has a couple days or weeks off, he’s already planning your next destination

▪ sitting on the couch, cuddled up into his side and drinking wine

▪ leaning up and kissing his Adam’s apple bc…how can you not

▪ FaceTime and Skype when he’s away always lead to both of you nearly crying bc you miss each other

▪ coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your waist

▪ while he moves away your hair and places tiny pecks on your neck

▪ “I love you so much, y/n”

▪ “I love you more, Jinki”

▪ legit being a power couple

▪ like you support and encourage each other so much that you couldn’t live without the other, it makes so many people envious (yall love that)

▪ also wouldn’t care about people knowing you’re together

▪ he just doesn’t pay any mind to the press or the jealous people

▪ he’s all about you and makes sure you know that 💘

Originally posted by 1aeyong

All the baby silkies have names!

Wonton: biggest, white, probably a rooster, fave, feisty and loves people, powerful spirit, leader

Tofu: looks like Wonton but tiny, clean legs, gets lost and confused a lot, comparatively shy

Miso: light colored but a red neck and breast, hangs out with Tofu a lot, likes to sleep

Chives: BIG version of Miso, probably a rooster, more chill than Wonton and is like Wonton’s second in command

Poppy: little round chubber, light back red head with a bright spot, when she isn’t eating she’s stepping over everyone trying to get comfy, v lovable

Parsley: distinct back stripe with clean legs, gets confused easily and cries about everything

Sage: big ol even colored dark, probably a rooster, super chill and just wants to sleep all the time

Dill: little Sage but less red, light back but even colors everywhere else. Seems to be in a constant daze.

Coryander: darkest babu with wonky feathers on her head, eats a lot and seems friendly but when you try to give her a scritch she screm

Basil: really hard to distinguish from Coryander but her head fluff is more even

SHINee would never be able to be but five … the way they stopped everything for the sake of their leader’s safety is beautiful … the way they will surely keep reminding him that it’s okay is beautiful … and the way they all are looking out for their leader is beautiful … jinki-ah be safe , don’t feel guilty , don’t be down , for us , shawols and for your own group mates , your safety is what matters 

SEVENTEEN Profiles

Seventeen are under Pledis Entertainment, and have thirteen members, despite the name of the group. Seventeen used to have seventeen members, but they were all trainees, and Pledis announced that the final members would be chosen from fan feedback. Because of this, four members were ‘disqualified’.  This was before debut; Seventeen debuted with thirteen members. Some other people say that Seventeen are named this because they have three units (Hip hop, vocalist and performance) and so 13 members + 3 units + 1 Seventeen (As a group) equal seventeen. Their fandom name is Carats. They made a live debut on the 26th of May 2015, but they released their first MV Adore U and debut album 17 Carat on the 29th of May, 2015. The thirteen members are (ordered by individual units):

Keep reading

Dongsaeng's address their leader in both cute and not so cute manners
  • Minho: Onew-hyung / Jinki-hyung / hyung
  • Taemin: Onew-hyung / Jinki-hyung / hyung
  • Jonghyun: Onew-hyung / Jinki-hyung / hyung / Jinki-xi, Onew-xi, Lee Jinki (informal)
  • Key: Onew-hyung / Jinki-hyung / hyung / Jinki-xi, Onew-xi, Lee Jinki (informal) / Eh / Sangtae-goon / Dubu-goon / Old man

alrighty guys, can we take a second of our busy schedule of scrolling and reblogging to PLEASE just analyze this beautiful gif with me.

first of all

Jonghyun mr sassy center of attention of course~ and LOOK AT THAT SASSand

speaking of which-

Kibummie, key, dont hide it, we know u want it. we see you staring at it from far away, just longing to be jonghyun’s hand

we know, key, we know. we know the feel, bruh. 

then theres taemin over there.

why is everything you do so beautiful

and THEN

ONEW CONDITION STRIKES AGAIN

ah hahahaha if theres an Onew Condition way to grab ur booty, thatd be it. 

and lets not forget

werk it minho