lbr i made this just so i could listen to it

2. Kissing // Nurseydex

« {Part 2 of my Valentine’s collection.} »

a/n: this is loosely inspired by that scene from the webcomic Always Raining Here because i read the whole thing a couple of nights ago and let me tell you, there were feelings. enjoy!

“Eat shit, Nurse,” Dex said, taking another swig of his beer. “I told you that you didn’t stand a chance.”

“No fair, man. I totally would have won if you hadn’t blue-shelled me there at the end,” Nursey grumbled. He set down the Wii remote and got to his feet, trying to figure out how drunk he was. No dizziness or major balance fuckery, it seemed, but his head definitely felt kinda fuzzy. Now was probably a good time to start chugging some water; he still had homework to do later. He went to fish his water bottle out of his backpack.

“I only blue-shelled you because you blue-shelled me the last lap,” Dex said. “I won that fair and square.”

“Psh. If I were sober—”

“Dude, you only had three shots. You’re 6’2”. You’re fine.”

“Yeah, but you only had, like, a beer and a half, so between the two of us, I’m definitely the more impaired one here.”

Dex rolled his eyes. “Just admit I won. Stop being such a sore loser.”

“Well maybe you’re a sore winner.”

“I know you’re an English major, but ‘sore winner’ is not a thing.”

Nursey shook his head in mock outrage. “You come into my house—”

“Your house? This is my dorm room, Nurse,” Dex laughed. “You’re in my dorm room, playing on my Wii, drinking my alcohol.”

“…Touché,” Nursey admitted, returning to his spot next to Dex on Dex’s couch. He was probably sitting a little closer to Dex than was strictly necessary. He could try to blame the shots for that, but like Dex said, he was a 200-pound hockey player. Three shots of Fireball spaced out over the last hour really wasn’t much for someone his size. If he hadn’t been a city boy with no driver’s license, he could probably still legally drive.

The real problem, Nursey thought as he glanced at Dex out of the corner of his eye, wasn’t the alcohol—it was his stupid crush on his attractive yet probably tragically straight teammate. But that wasn’t really something he liked to dwell on.

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4x01 Recap - Echoes (The 100)

Alright folks, it’s time. My show has returned, and I am throwing myself back on this ride with wild abandon.

I’m adopting my Discussapalooza style from here on out. Which is to say that this recap is going to be very long. If there are any sections that you’d like me to pull out and post seperately, let me know. Otherwise, you have been warned - I like to go in depth.

We ready? LET’S GO.

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anonymous asked:

Omg I'm in love w/ Readerxgaston❤Could you do one where gaston gets into a fight and he and his opponent agree to a truce but then the opponent suddenly turns back and shoots an arrow and gaston. But the reader jumps in front of gaston and pushes him out of the way taking the hit herself saving his life. Gaston is furious that someone would hurt the reader and terrified she won't wake up and feels guilty cos he feels he should be protecting her. She wakes up, he confesses his feelings. Thanks! X

Pairing: Gaston x Reader
Fandom: Disney / Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Warnings: mentions of blood

A/N: gaaah, thank you for liking the gaston stories my love, I hope you’re happy with what I wrote for your request as well!

ALSO VERY IMPORTANT!!! My best friend decided to beta read my stories because she’s awesome and a talented beta reader so if any of you were annoyed by my grammar mistakes (because lbr, wtf is grammar) fear no more, my bestie will do her best to find all the mistakes I made <33

                                                          *****

They’ve been at it for at least two hours now, fighting back and forth. And it didn’t look like they’d stop anytime soon.

The villagers had gathered around them, so the two of them were standing in a circle, surrounded by so many prying eyes.

You just wanted it to stop. You didn’t want anything to happen to Gaston, even though you knew that he could take care of himself.

“Come to an end, for god’s sake. We all have things to do!” one of the villagers yelled.

You rolled your eyes. No one forced them to watch, after all.

Suddenly, Gaston’s opponent put the sword back in his sheath and nodded.

“I think he’s right. Truce? At least for today?” he held out his hand for Gaston to take.

He hated leaving fights unfinished, but the best strategy right now was to retreat and end the battle another day, so the two of them shook hands and Gaston turned around, same as his opponent, both of them walking in different directions.

Back to back.

While Gaston tried to make his way through the barricade of the villagers, his opponent suddenly turned around again, with an evil smile on his lips that made you shudder.

Everything that happened next felt like a blur.

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Everyone Wears Crop Tops, A Lot Of Feelings

  • noah enlists blue’s help to make cute crop tops for everyone as a gift (lbr he just wants everyone to see everyone eles in crop tops). gansey offers to help but blue refuses because “he’ll end up making them polo shirts somehow”
  • so. noah gives everyone their shirts and tells them to wear them to their next cabeswater outing. he plans a picnic. they’re all sitting on the ground in cabeswater, just actually hanging out for once, and they’re all losing it.
  • blue’s shirt is one of those crop tops with strips of fabric (like fringe?) at the bottom and says, in block letters right across the front, “i hate boys.” “not me, right?” gansey asks. he’s sitting next to her, and blue smacks his leg. “no, it’s mostly referring to ronan.” ronan flips her off, but they’re both grinning.
  • gansey doesn’t hear any of the conversation after blue smacks him. when she moves, the fringe on her shirt swishes and he can see more of her stomach. its more enticing than orla and her orange bikini. he is Undone. the barest glimpse of blue’s stomach is enough to basically incapacitate him. 
  • blue smacks his leg again when she sees him staring, but she’s secretly pleased.besides, she’s been staring, too. not only is gansey wearing a normal, non-polo shirt that hangs just right on his collar bones, it’s a crop top.  she and noah decorated gansey’s with the words “glendower is my boyfriend” and it rides up high on his stomach. which is. toned. he was on the crew team, really, blue should have realized what that meant, but the polos don’t exactly show off what he looks like.
  • both of them are thinking of things they could do besides kiss.
  • ronan can’t remember why he let himself be talked into this. how he ended up in a black crop top emblazoned with “let’s get this straight – i’m not” in rainbow colors. he’s pretty sure it had something to do with noah’s enthusiastic presentation of the idea. noah is smiling at him now, and ronan mouths “i’m going to throw you out the window again.” he can’t remember why he agreed to this. sure, seeing gansey in his crop top didn’t hurt, but gansey’s not even here to admire anymore, he and blue have wandered off somewhere together. 
  • looking back, he’s pretty sure noah got him into this by saying something about adam. adam in a crop top. but adam’s not even here, he had to work. 
  • and then, adam is there, grinning because he finished work early. he looks like he’s run straight from work. he’s breathless, and there’s sweat running down his stomach and ronan wants to punch a tree. 
  • listen. l i s t e n. adam parrish is the most beautiful person in probably the whole world. he has really nice muscles (boy works three jobs), not that ronan is looking at them or anything, and his coca cola crop top (come on guys it was one time) exposes his stomach in amazing ways. when he put on that crop top on the way over from work, all of henrietta felt a disturbance. blue and gansey, wherever they were in the forest, felt a disturbance. noah died again. ronan thinks he might have died because obviously this is what heaven is. 
  • “hey” says adam, and he smiles self-consciously. “where are blue and gansey?” he’s looking at noah, because ronan is sort of in the shadows. noah just winks at him, so adam turns to ronan.
  • “lynch, do you know where they…” he trails off in the middle of his sentence because ronan is staring right at him and he is looking at ronan and his question doesn’t really seem that important anymore because the tattoo (adam: baby bi bi bi) 
  • its not like he hasn’t seen ronan’s tattoo before. he has. but this seems more intimate for some reason. maybe because they’re in cabeswater and they are the magician and the greywaren, maybe that makes something different. maybe its the crop top showing off ronan’s tattoo and blatantly advertising his non-straightness. whatever it is, adam stares. eventually he sits down next to ronan, so close their shoulders are touching.
  • noah is having an amazing day. his friends are happy, and attractive. he leans against a tree, fiddling with the edges of his crop top.
  • blue made his by herself. she wouldn’t let him see until she was done. it says: remembered. 
Boyfriend!Jaemin

Originally posted by nakamotens

Request: Anonymous said: hmu with a boyfriend jaemin -vi

A/N: @jaeminnana hi vivi i hope u enjoy <3 also @sm bring jaemin back will u


  • na jaemin
  • pls his smile is worth more than all of the gold on this earth ahpzih
  • idek how much gold is worth but
  • listen he’d honestly be such a good bf like ik i say this about everyone in nct but ajekhgjhg
  • tbh he’d make u watch horror w him 
  • nana would use it as an excuse to be able to hold u closer aljrjgh
  • like ur both sitting on the sofa and he made u sit between his legs so he could hug u from behind and he’d cover ur eyes when rlly scary parts came on
  • would also pat ur head and tell u to not be scared
  • if ur not scared of horror tho
  • lbr he’d still scream for the fun like even if he isn’t scared he’d still jump ok and he’d still scream and like u just hav to liv w it it’s jaemin what do u expect pls 
  • ok but like
  • jaemin wants a dog
  • ajhjgh he’d see a dog on the street and he’d be like “i want”
  • pls get this poor boi a dog
  • omg he’d rlly want to go to the dog café for ur date
  • jaemin’s gonna be hugging every dog he sees aeghjehgjhe
  • he’d hold ur hand tho the whole time while u two r there
  • if ur scared of dogs he’s gonna hold ur hand the whole time and be like “its ok they wont hurt u!!!” and he’d hold ur hand while ur slowly petting the dogs
  • the type of bf to always buy u food???
  • like srsly he’d get u from class and he’d have a plastic bag w him again and ur like “??nana??”
  • and he’s like “,,it’s food”
  • would constantly feed u and be like “oooo my cute baby :”)))”
  • and ur like -_-
  • he always pinches ur cheeks whenever u pout or act mad at him 
  • which sometimes makes u a bit more mad but then u see his smile and ur like !!heart attack!!
  • shit man he’d always take ur phone when u go to the toilet and take a lot of selfies 
  • 1032482092048 selfies tbh
  • ur lockscreen and homescreen is never the same agjrhgj it changes like every 3 days
  • jaemin would make u play badminton w him
  • “y/n pls i promise i’ll let u win”
  • ok listen if u rlly can’t play badminton he’d sometimes let u win but most of the time he’d just easily win and be like “UR BF IS GR8 AMIRITE”
  • if ur good at badminton tho he’s gonna be so competitive ajeghjhgjeh
  • when u win, he’d attack u kisses all over ur face and he’d hug u too
  • while he’s sweaty y i k e s
  • jaemin is a dancer
  • hell ye he’s gonna show off those moves to u and he’d probs wink at u when u cheer for him
  • bye he’d turn into a shy bby tho when u start complimenting him and he’s like “stoooop ur too much”
  • but he’ll just end up hugging u and be like “did u kno ily”
  • nana would play piano for u sometimes
  • but like rlly rlly sometimes
  • and when he plays piano for u ur like “oh wow ive been blessed”
  • srsly u got a rlly talented bf rite there
  • dude im writing this and im getting like so emo i miss him sm wtf
  • afhrhgrhr im looking up some facts of jaemin
  • and it says that his fave midnight snack is chicken
  • bye can u imagine tho
  • he’s probably text u at like midnight and be like “hey bb”
  • and ur like “jaemin it’s midnight tf”
  • “wanna get some chicken an ramyun w me”-jaemin
  • and ofc u just say yes bc most of the time he’s pretty busy so now that u have the time to go out w him ofc u go out
  • ajgegjhejgh he’d be wearing his huge ass jacket and his mask 
  • would be holding onto u and probably whine about the weather
  • but he’d end up getting ice cream too tho and ur like “ok then sweetie”
  • aekjhfjeh jaemin is a weird bf
  • but he’s cute so
  • love nana
Goggles | Peter Maximoff

Title: Goggles
Author: Clara
Character: Peter Maximoff
Warnings: None
Prompt: @wreakedhavok: “secret santa who keeps getting me random shit like why would i want this blender” w/ peter because lbr that boy would be a terrible gift giver”

Originally posted by miomeu

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heatherlanntheclever  asked:

Is there any chance of a happy ending for the Lannisters? I know they are awful people but why develop their motivations and give each of them a genuine moment of compassion if they are just going to murder each other? Every other POV gets a moment of truth/redemption why not the children of Tywin/Patriarchy/Aerys and Disability? I'm a bad person myself so I need to believe the Lions can defy themselves and prophesy and overcome their nature or what's the point? Not all of us are born Starks.

Hey! So it’s gonna take me a few minutes to answer your question, but I promise I’m gonna get there.

In one of the other shows I watch, an actor commented on the banality of evil. He said that evil is something commonplace. Given the right circumstances, great acts of evil could be committed by your neighbors, or your friends, or you, or me. Because evil is so easy. “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” You needn’t be a monster like Gregor to commit evil; you need only be human. 

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Dokyeom (svt) Soulmate!au

-          So this boy loves to sing

-          He sings out loud a lot

-          He sings while he does chores, or while he’s doing schoolwork or music writing work

-          He sings while he eats breakfast in the morning and second desert at eleven at night

-          But he also sings in his head for only himself to hear

-          And lately, he’s been noticing that sometimes when he does that, there’s this really sweet voice that joins in inside his head

-          It startled him at first, but it’s so pretty that he can’t help but sing along, and it hums so many of his favorite songs too.

-          And then he started noticing that the voice would start in his head even without him, and sometimes he started joining in and doing the harmony

-          He’d even come up with new melodies with the voice

-          What’s more, he noticed that the voice, while it was usually pretty vague, got significantly stronger and more distinct most of the mornings that he went to this one coffee shop for a morning caffeine boost

-          Sometimes it would fade again as he left, and sometimes it would start to fade while he was still there, he couldn’t figure it out

-          Then one day, he was in line to get his coffee and singing a lovely ballad with the mystery voice

-          And suddenly he heard you, a girl about his age who was waiting for her drink as well, start humming very quietly to herself right along with the voice that was in his head singing the harmony with him. And the voice was literally exactly the same, like the only reason he could tell that it was two separate voices was because when you started, he could suddenly hear it with his ears as well, not just his brain

-          He stopped singing in his head for a moment just because he was startled, and you stopped humming as well, which only added to his disbelief

-          So he started humming again, and soon enough your voice picked up in his head again, but not out loud. So he took a leap, and started humming out loud.

-          You picked you head up turned around to look at him all wide eyed because what on earth…?

-          And you started humming out loud to match him and you guys just stood there and stared at each other for a good moment until the barista was like ‘…eHEM’

-          And you were startled and reached back to get your coffee and people were kind of staring a little because you guys were behaving kind of strangely but they had no idea

-          But you had work to get to, and you were going to be late if you weren’t careful, so you had to rush off, but you kept glancing back at him

-          He wanted to see more of you though…

-          And he figured you frequented the place because it seemed like you were the voice in his head and it was always stronger when he was there, so the next morning, he went there like ten minutes after they opened

-          You had gotten there as soon as they opened, because lbr, you wanted to see him again too, so as soon as you saw him walk in, you started singing in your head and as soon as you did that you saw his face light up in a smile, because he knew you had to be here because your voice was so strong

-          So he looked around until he spotted you, and you were looking at him, and you both got kind of bashful

-          And he ordered a drink, paid, and then seemed a little unsure of himself but he walked slowly over to your table anyway and sat down

-          And then there was this silence and it was obviously kind of weird, but both of you were silently like ‘yeah. Yeah, I know, I get it’

-          And then eventually, he was like “you have a nice voice.” And you giggled and said thank you and about that time, his drink got there and you guy had like an hour before either of you had to leave so you guys stayed there and talked irl, and you found out about each other’s careers and stuff, and he had a dog that was really fluffy and sweet, and you were studying at a somewhat prestigious university, and all that stuff

-          And in the silent pauses, often times, one of you would catch yourselves singing in your head and the other would join in and you guys just started laughing because this was really weird but so cool

-          Right before you both had to leave, he was like “hey, listen, if you want to, I’m available again tomorrow morning.”

-          And you smiled really wide which made him light up even more and you were like “uh, yes? Of course, this is fantastic?”

-          So it became a thing

-          And then when you had a really difficult test you asked him at your coffee meeting “I’m really sorry and normally I wouldn’t ask this, but I have an exam in two hours and if you start singing then I’m going to want to join in and all that’s going to be in my head is Mariah Carey or Shinee or whatever you’re singing and I’m literally going to fail” And he laughs and says no problem, honey

-          And he manages to keep his brain voice quiet throughout the exam, but just before you went in, he started singing eye of the tiger in your head and you had to stop yourself from laughing in the school hallways at nothing

-          So you guys eventually decided to try and just speak to each other in your heads, but that didn’t work. Words didn’t translate, and none of he music had lyrics it was just tune, but you figured out you could hum certain parts of songs with lyrics to get meaning across and it became sort of a game for you two

-          And then one evening you guys were taking a walk beside a river, and you’d been silent (real silent and brain silent) for a while, and he just started brain humming that part of happy where it’s like “This might seem crazy what I’m ‘bout to say”

-          And you were like “Can you tell me” from tell my by Giraffage (listen to it, you’re welcome)

-          And he sings “IIIII love yoouuuuu” from that Got7 song and he’s smiling really big and you just crumple into giggles and turn to hide your face in his shoulder and he hugs you and laughs and you say out loud “I love you too” really quietly into his shoulder

professionalpenthief  asked:

where did ginaxrosa shipping start? and why? (not that i am against it but i just... never considered!?! it)

gina x rosa shipping started because Gina is the driving force behind 80% of Rosa’s laughs and 98% of Rosa’s smiles.

And when Rosa smiles because of Gina-related reasons, there’s a softer touch to those smiles, and they’re I-can’t-help-but-smile smiles.

Gina can get Rosa to laugh her head off. Big, genuine laughs that make Rosa’s head tilt up. Like when Gina tossed a stapler at Charles (2x22 cold open)

Gina and Rosa are different people but have things in common that draw them to each other. Like how they’re both people you don’t want to cross. Gina and Rosa are scary and you don’t want to mess with them. Gina uses her words and spirit, Rosa gives you one look and you know she could beat you up and you’ll thank her.

This scariness that Rosa and Gina have are what makes them so evenly matched. They won’t back down from a fight, ever, but weirdly you see them letting each other get away with stuff that they’d castrate someone else for.

For example, remember when Rosa almost murdered Hitchcock and Scully because they stole her moose tracks ice cream????

Guess what happened in thanksgiving episode 1x10. It’s not blatantly obvious, but Gina’s holding (and assumably, drinking) coffee from a cup clearly labeled ‘ROSA’. And Rosa does nothing.

Gina and Rosa are also shown to have a special, deeper kind of bond that we see through several (albeit occasionally subtle) instances.

Whenever Gina’s being Gina- see 1x16 and 2x07, Rosa’s being made to babysit and stop her from freaking people out/stealing/talking to people at parties. This could mean one or even both of two things:

1) Only Rosa can handle Gina because everyone else is too weak to go against her- ergo they are evenly matched

2) People know that Rosa’s the person Gina will most likely listen to- alluding to their deeper connection and understanding of each other

Another show of Gina and Rosa’s deeper connection is how they’re often on the same side. They like to judge, make fun of, and bully people together. They also seem to enjoy standing/sitting next to each other, (sometimes way too close more than they need to be eg. charges and specs 1x22) both of them crossing their arms (mirroring each other, which is like a couple thing/i’m-attracted-to-you thing)

They’ve also teamed up to solve Holt’s island riddle together and protested against turkey murder together. They also locked amy in the boot of a car- and walked off together laughing

They also really care about each other, for example when Rosa was being all guilty knowing she was prob going to have to shoot Charles down in 1x13 and hiding Gina NOTICED that Rosa was hiding away and even asked her why with a pretty confused/concerned looking face. Also, when Rosa got sick Gina prepared a pretty elaborate care package for her so she would get well (and please Gina who you tryna play here acting like Terry paid u/if he really did pay u pls putting the care package together prob took more money than the $20 you claimed Terry gave you)

AND THEN Rosa proceeded to smile so widely all touched by what Gina did for her!!!

And Gina put Rosa in her WILL if that doesn’t say “you’re important to me” idk what is. And the fact that those two jaguars making love is prob a representation of them is something else altogether

Rosa cares about Gina too, duh. But Rosa’s care comes more in the form of protectiveness, like when she placed her arm behind Gina ensuring she got out of the room safely before Rosa when the turkey got loose and tried to attack them. Rosa also put in a lot of security measures in place when Gina got robbed (although amy was involved too and Holt told them Gina was scared, but lbr Rosa’s protect-gina instincts got turned on full blast when she found out Gina was scared did you hear the conviction in her voice when she said “we are (going to keep you safe)”????)

Speaking of the turkey, Gina and Rosa get each other. When they protested against the turkey murder and Rosa saw Gina about to flip everyone off she joined right in. They know each other pretty well too. Gina knows Rosa’s likes (old movies, someone called 'the vulture’, etc.) and dislikes, and she can very accurately interpret what a Rosa action means. (Like when Rosa said 'bye’ to Marcus)

Also, Gina and Rosa seem to show interest in each other.

Like when Gina accidentally texted “sup Rosa” to Amy and that was in 2009 when she first joined the nine nine as civilian administrator so obviously Gina was trying to hit on Rosa and has prob been flirting with Rosa for eight years.

Part of their interest in each other includes attraction of course. In the episode where they let Gina interrogate a perp, Rosa looks overly interested in watching Gina forcefully question the perp and even when captain Holt wants to stop Gina Rosa doesn’t want it to stop. Also when Rosa unveils her sword in 3x23 as torture equipment Gina looks very turned on no offense

Also Gina is very obviously jealous of Adrian. She only started acting hostile towards him after Rosa started dating him, and please be reminded that this is the same Gina that didn’t even put her phone down when Adrian held a knife to Jake, her childhood bestie and oldest friend’s throat.

But Adrian dates Rosa and suddenly it’s “screw you adrian you’re not allowed to stay at Charles’s house” and “oh yeah ur right Adrian listen to the universe you should totally not marry Rosa!!” And the day before/on the day he was supposed to marry Rosa Gina doesn’t even let Adrian have candy wow Rude

After Rosa’s bachelorette party, Gina elopes with some cashier (prob a lady) and it’s likely that she was trying to escape from reality bc running away with someone you just met (although Gina was drunk) is not something you do if you’re super happy your friend is engaged, no matter how drunk you are, and no matter how Gina you are

Finally: Babylon

Dude if “has secret bathroom they don’t tell anyone about that they work super hard on to make nice” doesn’t scream “domESTIC” to you then idk what to say mate

(Also Rosa bringing Gina to Babylon for the first time bc Gina got sick is another example of how Rosa cares about Gina!!!)

Besides the implications of sharing a secret private place, Gina has a very violent reaction when Rosa wants to tell Boyle about Babylon (and Rosa asking Gina about it beforehand is like- wife asking wife for permission to bring friend over to house), and wants to keep it a private thing between the both of them

“Babylon’s our secret place! It’s the best thing in my life.” -if this doesn’t touch u even a little idk what will

I get why some people might not ship gina x rosa just by watching the show. Some of this stuff is put across in pretty subtle ways, and the things they say/know about each other aren’t always treated as a big deal by the show/are throwaway lines. Some things you see between Gina and Rosa like the coffee thing and the putting hand on back thing is something you can only catch by pausing the episode at the right time. Also many Rosa laughs/smiles in response to something Gina does or says is usually in the background, and you may not catch it if you aren’t paying attention to the squad’s reactions to each other

Are we grasping for straws when we ship gina x rosa? No we r not they r perfect but also the show needs to give us more gina x rosa because this is a ship that has so much potential

Chelsea Peretti and Stephanie Beatriz seem to be putting in effort to make gina x rosa work with their acting so not shipping it = ur not appreciating Stephanie taking the effort to smile so tenderly at stuff Chelsea says as Gina

AND Jake/Amy are a pretty stable couple now, so it’s definitely in your interest to start devoting your heart to gina x rosa too!! Why let one ship slay you when you can let two ships slay you

TL;DR- Gina and Rosa would make the perfect power couple that rules over the Nine-Nine which can nicely balance out cinnamon roll couple Jake and Amy! Sign up to be a gina x rosa shipper today!! All we want in exchange is your soul!!

first love with jaemin

dO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING BEING NA JAEMIN’S FIRST LOVE AND HIM BEING YOURS MY HEArT alright before we start this is my first time making something like this so pls be patient with me

• ok this twerp would definitely be the kind to slyly drop a lot of subtle but not so subtle hints that he likes you before y'all started dating

• hints as in I’m talking about lOTS OF SKINSHIP AND BEING SUPER CLOSE AND INTIMATE WITH ONE ANOTHER BUT IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF INTIMACY dONT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST YA NASTY

• like for example he’ll tuck your hair to the back of your ears like its nothing and then flashing you his million dollar smile

• or him telling you some cringey pick up line that is worth punching his beautiful face for poor chenle nearly threw up his lunch when he overheard you both

• BUT WHEN HE FINALLY THINKS ITS ABOUT TIME TO CONFESS HIS FEELINGS PROPERLY HE’LL BE THE CLUMSIEST LIL SHIT EVER

• HE BE TRIPPING OVER HIS OWN FEET AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO YOU OR EVEN FALLING FACE FLAT oN FHE GROUND POOR BABY

• HE STILL TRIES TO BE COOL THO

• donghyuck, jeno and chenle makes sure to film everything down and probably make a meme out of his mishaps

• mark and renjun are probably just there for emotional support

• he’ll probably begin by wiping his sweaty (ew) palms on his trousers and nervously clearing his throat cORNY I KNOW

• you will most probably be like ??!??? at first but then you realise what was going on the second you saw the trash can moved behind jaemin. you knew this was bound to happen so you secretly kept it inside of you knowing too damn well jaemin will appreciate it if you pretend not to know anything for his sake

• this hopeless romantic smh

• “ok so y/n there’s this thing I’ve been trying to tell you all along. this may sound ridiculous but this takes so much courage from the bottom of my heart and the strength of jaehyun and yuta hyung’s fist to knock some senses into me. and if I don’t do this now johnny and ten hyung are going to call me a wimp and I have to buy them pizza later because I proved their point. I–”

• but who the hell said you were good @ keeping your mouth and excitement shut you can’t stand the tension anymore too either so lmaO

• “I like you too jaemin.”

• “pls do not interrupt me y/n”

• before he could say the three little words he’s been dying to say, he took a deep breath but stopped half way, opening his half lid eyes widely after his mind was able to process

• “wait what”

• “SHE SAID SHE LIKES YOU DUMBASS”

• “SHUT THE HELL UP DONGHYUCK”

• “can I come out now???” jisung’s head pops out of the bushes

• long story short jaemin was finally able to claim your heart that day and jisung got ant bites from hiding in the bushes for too long with the bouquet of flowers jaemin planned to give you after his confession

• the dream unit with the exception of jaemin also found their new source of entertainment from the video they got that day

• NOW DATING JAEMIN YES LETS GO ONTO THE DEETS

• NA JAEMIN IS DEFINITELY THE TYPE OF BOYFRIEND WHO WOULD SPOIL YOU WHENEVER

• he’ll get you small lil gifts of whatever reminds you of him

• that hair clip??? ITS CUTE BUY IT FOR Y/N that necklace?? A MUST BUY !! THAT LIMITED EDITION PIKACHU DOLL?? SCREW THAT VIDEO GAME WINWIN HYUNG WANTED HE CAN LIVE WITHOUT LIKE HE DID FOR THE PAST 19 YEARS

• he’d even turn up at your house at 2am with fried chicken if you text him at night saying you’re hungry GOALS YALL

• HES ALSO KIND OF LOWKEY LIKE YOUR 2ND MOM LMAO

• I call him dropping by your classroom during snack breaks/lunch breaks with food with him, knowing so damn well about your horrible habit of skipping on your meals

• he would force you to eat with him or at least take a few bites from the food he specially prepared/bought for you

• cOUGHS HE ONLY BOUGHT/PREPARED YOUR FAVOURITES COUGHS

• and didn’t he say he enjoys cooking in the dorm too?? imAGINE HIS HOME COOKED FOOD MADE WITH HIS LOVE

• I’m crying blood

• AND IF YOU REFUSE IM 999999% SURE HE’LL FEED YOU PERSONALLY

• “say ahh, y/n”

• “jaemin I said I’m not hungry”

• “stop lying through your food deprived mouth and eat!!!”

• “jAEMIN!!”

• “LISTEN IM NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU FINISH THIS LUNCH BOX”

• JAEMIN WOULD ALSO BE KINDA PROTECTIVE BUT NOT CRAZY PROTECTIVE YKNOW

• HE’LL ALWAYS CHECK ON YOU IN BETWEEN TOILET BREAKS BY WALKING PASS YOUR CLASS AND TRYING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW

• AND THE SMILE OH NY GSKDNDN THAT SHEEPISH SMILE HE’LL GIVE YOU WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO GO AWAY IN EMBARRASSMENT JSNNDKEBXOEKE

• but lbr it’s either that really cute BF material kind of smile he be giving you through the window or that weird derpy smile he always has when he’s being dumb

• either way you’re embarrassed by this goofball

• and to add on to your embarrassment, he knows that some of your classmates may be watching the two of you so he’d blow kisses/make kissy faces at you

• he just absolutely loves to see you blush because it’s just so cute to him and he loves cute things especially you you’re his favorite cute thing and he wants to keep you by his side forever

• FIRST KISS YES

• YOU CAN NOT FORGET ABOUT FIRST KISS

• AND yALL KISS ON YOUR FIRST DATE TOO OMG SO IMA INCORPORATE BOTH PLS BE PATIENT WITH ME YALL

• because jaemin has been receiving lessons from his hyungs on dating it isn’t surprising that he brought you to the movies on your first date not because it highly suggested by his hyungs…

• you both agreed to meet outside the movie theatre and he was there an hour early and boy was he nervous as heck

• the older members were also there for a little while to prep him up aw how supportive

• sO after giving him half an hour long of prep talk and re-styling his hair (for running through them anxiously mULTIPLE OF TIME) ITS FINALLY TIME

• YOU TURNED UP RIGHT ON TIME AND YOU SAW HIM STANDING THERE OUTSIDE DAZING OFF INTO THE DISTANT

• HE LOOKS SO GOOD JUST STANDING THERE AND YOURE LIKE ‘tF HO W IN THE WORLD DID I END UP WITH HIM BLESS’

• pls excuse me for a moment here oh my god na jaemin is seriously one of the most attractive 16 years olds I’ve ever seen f U CK CALMD DJOWN

• ok lets get back

• IT WAS THEN YOU START TO FEEL THAT WEIRD FEELING IN THE STOMACH LIKE YOURE ABOUT TO THROW UP FROM THE NERVOUSNESS AND ANXIETY BUILDING UP INSIDE YOU

• BUT YOU STILL APPROACHED HIM ANYWAYS FROM BEHIND AND WHEN YOU FINALLY REACH HIM YOU GAVE HIM A LITTLE TAP ON HIS SHOULDERS

• POOR BOY WAS SO STARTLED HE JUMPED A FEW FEET IN THE AIR jk I was just exaggerating

• bUT STILL

• AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND HIS JAW JUST DROPS THE MOMENT HE LAID HIS EYES ON YOU MAKING YOU BLUSH AND SHIT AND YOU COULDNT LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES GOD DAMNIT SHDBNDSKDN

• SEEING HOW SHY AND EMBARRASSED YOU ARE BY HIM AND HE JUST LOVES SEEING YOU LIKE THIS ,, YOU BET MY LAST $3 THAT HE’D TEASE THE HECK OUT OF YOU

• “aigoo, my beautiful girlfriend looks even more beautiful than usual tonight. did you dress up especially for me?”

• I want to kms

• you’d just smack his arm and walk away, trying to hide your face. “let’s go buy the tickets before the show starts, you twerp…”

• the smile on his face would just become wider and he’d catch up with you, naturally reaching out for your hand and intertwining them together

• where the fuck did that nervous dipshit go and where the fuck did he find such confidence to become such a cheesy little shit

• jaemin also bought popcorn and drinks for the both of you and being the cheesy lil shit insist y'all share the drink with two straws while giving the excuse “i wouldnt be able to finish mine if we bought two” 

 • “I can buy my share myself” 

 • “nonono it’s too late for that now the movie is about to start and the line for the snacks is now really long lets go babe you don’t wanna miss out the beginning of the movie”

 • he holds your hand and leads you both inside the theatre and to your seats • “what are we watching again” 

 • “the conjuring 2” 

 • TOTALLY NOT TEN AND JOHNNY’S SUGGESTION 

 • “hmm,, ok… wAIT WHAT” 

 • you stared at him wide eyed and jaemin suddenly looked remorseful and he regrets everything especially listening to his hyungs who probably learnt all their “techniques” and “moves” from watching too much corny chick flick and kdrama 

 • “sorry, I should’ve asked you. do you want to leave right now? I can get tickets to see another movie.” 

 • THIS BOY IS LEGIT READY TO GET UP AND GET YOU TICKETS TO WATCH ZOOTOPIA IN THE THEATRE NEXT DOOR 

 • HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU 

 • but your cheapskate ass just grabs him and pulled him back down in his seat but not letting go of his hand 

 • “its fine jaemin, ive seen the trailer and my friends say it’s pretty good. let’s enjoy this movie shall we? haha.”

• though your face say yes but heart say no, jaemin was reluctant but eventually decided to sit back down when the lights went off

• “but if the movie gets too scary and you dont feel like watching it anymore you can always tell me, ok y/n? we could have dinner early or something, i’ll bring you some place nice.”

• instead of watching in the beginning of the movie, jaemin was watching you the entire time with a stupid smile of his face despite worrying over the fact that you might be scarred for life

• eventually you caught him and you had to forcefully make him stare ahead at the big screen instead. at first he was pretending but soon enough he was immersed in it

• this dipshit istg

• when the climax of the movie came, you knew what was going to happen and you immediately grabbed jaemin’s hand while following your instincts and hid behind his shoulder

• he was caught off guard at first lmao since he was too immersed in the movie that he nearly forgot that hes on a date 

• after realising you had grabbed his hand and possibly squeeze it for as long as the climax part of the movie lasted, he blushed and tries to bite back a smile from forming on his face

• and when he turned to look at you, seeing that you’ve curled up in the seat, ears covered with your other hand and eyes squeezed shut, he was this close into melting into a puddle of goo because you looked so cute and squishy and he just wants to hold you 

• and he did 

• i am trying not to scream as i type this 

• he skillfully wrapped his arm around your shoulders and pulled you into his embrace, stroking your hair as he teases you “aigoo my big baby i told you we should’ve watched something else instead.”

• you both went on to watch the movie like that, you clinging onto him like your life depended on it and him enjoying every second of it and lowkey wishes the movie to be longer

• when the creepy music in the background began to play as the second climax arrive, you were already gripping onto jaemin’s arm. being the perfect boyfriend material he is, he covered your ears. (BASICALLY JUST LIKE THE WAY SUNGJAE DID TO JOYIN WGM WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING A MOVIE I MISS THEM SO MUCH)

• but as soon as it was over (after all that exorcism and shit and everything becomes brighter), you’ll just look up and blush in embarrassment cos jaemin was staring back at you with a smug look on his face tHIS LITTL E SHIT

• you also notice that there are red marks on his arm from where you were grabbing him so you gasped and began apologizing for nearly tearing his arm apart during the movie while gently stroking his arm while rambling on and on about how sorry you are and also complimenting how he’s practically hairless 

• apparently you were rambling on too much that he couldn’t take it??? not in a bad wAY BUT it wasn’t just your rambles that was driving him crazy 

• it was your moving lips

• yes LiPSSSS gIRL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

• YOU GUESSED IT

• he kissed you 

• to shut you up 

• and to also finally man up and kiss you like how he should’ve 3 weeks ago when you both started dating

• mmMm gotta get me a guy like jaemin A++

• you were too stunned to kiss him back so you just stared at him wide eyed when he pulled away

• “i-what-huh-wait, jaemin-what-” you poor confused child

• “how did you know peach was my favorite flavor.” he wipes the corner of his lips as he said that with a shit eating grin, causing you to turn crimson.

• “what are you kids still doing here? the movie is over; leave.” 

• whoops 

• so basically that was how jaemin found his confidence and that was just only the beginning of this cute relationship and he just adores the heck out of you and loves you to bits you guys are practially engaged in his head and he hopes that not only you’ll be his first love you’ll also be his last iTSNT THAT THE CUTEST THING EVER

• i am crying blooODdd i hope you guys enjoyed this like how i enjoyed torturing myself ㅠㅠ

Reasons why Hannibal/Bedelia makes perfect sense:

  • he feels protective of her.
  • of all the psychiatrists he could have chosen, it was her. There’s something about her that intrigues him.
  • she has the capacity to do Very Bad Things, which is something Hannibal knew before she did.
  • he refused to accept her resignation and she chose to accept his refusal.
  • he covered up her murder as she covered up his involvement.
  • she’s the only person besides Will Graham who knows and understands him.
  • he opens up to her about his innermost thoughts and feelings to a degree he hasn’t even done with Will.
  • she’s suspected that he’s dangerous for a while but continued his therapy regardless because her professional curiosity in him was too great to resist.
  • she’s one of very few people who saw him for what he is and survived it (in part through her own intelligence, in part because he cares about her to a degree).
  • she made the conscious choice not to kill him and instead chose to join him because again, her curiosity in him is too great to resist.
  • he allowed her to go with him instead of killing her right there, when he had already left everyone else to die (Hannibal is a social creature who enjoys company and Bedelia is a familiar force in his life he feels trusting of).
  • she’s drawn to the criminal mind, Hannibal’s in particular.
  • she’s no innocent bystander; she’s complicit in his crimes and while terrified also fascinated and participating in them to a degree she hasn’t anticipated but is undeniable.
  • they have very similar tastes; Bedelia’s house closely resembles Hannibal’s and they listen to the same kind of music. It wouldn’t be a stretch to assume Bedelia enjoys the environment and life they have in Italy as much as he does (apart from the crimes).
  • she’s an unconventional psychiatrist, like him, which doubtlessly drew him to her and makes her therapy with him about as unhealthy as his with Will’s.
  • she’s intelligent and capable enough to see through him and manipulate him to a degree, making her more an equal than a victim.
  • she never sugarcoats things and is always extremely frank with him, despite knowing what he is, and he reacts to those moments with almost childish petulancy, not anger. She’s much more of a guiding force in his life than he would probably like to admit.
  • he wanted to be her friend and she shot him down, stating that they’re colleagues but not that – because he doesn’t show his true face and hides behind a veil. The veil is now lifted and they share an openness and honesty Hannibal has never had with anyone else except to a degree Will Graham.
  • from what we’ve seen, her life is somewhat depressing; he’s her only patient, she’s alone in the house, and apparently nobody missed her when she disappeared. Hannibal can offer her excitement and intrigue, which she seems to be interested in, judging by her continuous involvement with someone who she knows to be dangerous.
  • them posing as a married couple is no coincidence; it’s Hannibal’s way of enforcing commitment, ensuring her loyalty. If she truly wished to betray him, a ring on her finger wouldn’t stop her, but somehow Hannibal seems to think it would – marriage clearly means something to him, and he chose her to do it with.
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(v bucky-centric) Bucky Barnes x Female!Reader

Summary: All he fucking got was those few years when they were young, and it’s not fucking fair.
Words: 1,322
Warnings: language
Notes: v wordy and full of nonsense tbh bc i haven’t posted in ages and idk this shite just kept on coming lmao


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we're gonna rattle this ghost town

genre: fluff (high school au)

status: getting together

word count: “just a short drabble” aka 6.1k

warnings: loooots of alcohol, some swearing, they make out a bit idk

summary: the prompt was “i use morse code to talk to my friend during class but it turns out you know morse code too and now you know that i think you have a cute butt” au EXCEPT i went way overboard bcs lbr its me

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wait guys if Andrew is pretty much a confirmed Space Nerd™ then it is pretty safe to assume that he’s a big Star Wars fan right???? (I’m listening to Yoda and The Force okay sue me) because we know he knows the media classics and Star Wars is a media/galactic classic and I am 6385274% here for this 

  • little Andrew identified so hard with Han and Luke because he was alone and angry and so not going to deal with your shit ((he shipped them so hard I stg OTP)) ((also helped him figure out that maybe Leia in her slave attire didn’t really affect him as much as a sweaty Luke training with Yoda))
  • he watched most of the series with Cass though, and moving past the heartache of never being able to be with her and watch marathon after marathon of their favorite movies together was really hard for Andrew
  • but then his cousin ((and the foxes)) happened
  • this is one of the things that helped Andrew bond with Nicky bc Nicky is the only person willing to sit through a whole marathon of sci-fi family drama ((lbr he just wants to see Andrew happy))
  • Andrew makes SW references all the time to annoy Aaron and the first time Matt witnessed one he choked on his coffee and immediately ran to the girls who dO NOT BELIVE YOU MATT I NEED TO SEE THIS FOR MYSELF 

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anonymous asked:

so I was thinking, IF you're taking any prompts: what do you think would've happened if Mary went to police and enroled the Witness Protection Program - or if she just gave Nathaniel to them bc it is easier to run away without a child? I was thinking, if he had full support from the police, even if Riko got DNA or digitals for a test, there would be no Nathaniel Wesninski in the system for him to find. What do you think?

( imagine: Mary gives Neil to the police. imagine: Neil in the foster care system. imagine: some meetings are fated, but the path is a little flexible. )

( warning for …….. so much stuff. implied drug abuse. implied animal abuse. anti-religious talk. rough people in rough situations. Neil’s characterization took a harsh turn from canon, because imo Mary’s control and the high pressure of being on the run had a huuuge impact on his behaviour. also because lbr he’ll always be a chameleon kid until Palmetto. )

“You’re fucking bailing. I can’t fucking believe it.”

“Neil, I’m not bailing.”

“Yeah? You take a look in the mirror lately? Dressing like Tyron’s auntie, like some fucking prude, like you’re pure and holy and above all us gutter rats. I can’t believe it. He was right. You’re– you’re- you’ve become a fucking jesus freak, going to jesus camp.

“It’s a retreat, and it’s only one week.”

“What the fuck ever, Renee. That senile old woman’s corrupted you.”

“Is that what this is about?”

“There’s no this. There’s no anything. You’re ditching me.”

“I’m not ditching you, Neil.”

“Really? ‘Cause you sure as hell aren’t gonna convert me, and I don’t think your high horse has room for two.”

Renee pursed her lips.

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Boyfriend!Seungkwan

• your first impression of him was somewhere along the lines of ZAYUM HES GOT A VOICE MAN LOOK AT THT AND OMG HES SO FUNNY HE MAKIN EVERYONE LAUGH WITH EVERYTHING HE SAYS I LIKE HIM ALREADY
• but in reality he whispered to the members to laugh even if it wasn’t funny just to get your attention bc omg u looked so lovely your the type of person him mom says are the best aw
• when it came to asking you out, he went around using his connections and asking what your fave song was and when he found out he started to practice for hours and hours on end but the morning of the event, he lost his voice and had a semi panic attack right there bc tHIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO TURN OUT LIKE THIS:((((
• but the members saw that coming bc guys lbr he’s been singing with no end for this, he was bound to lose it someday so they secretly recorded him singing in the practices and gave it to him in cd form and he was grateful and he went running to u and gave u the cd to listen to and afterwards u were like “Seungkwan, that was beautiful but-” “wILL YOU GO OUT W ME??”
• and ofc u say yes bc who wouldn’t
• and he’s super duper happy that he tries to sing a song describe his feelings but his voice just wouldn’t come out and ur like o no let’s get you rested
• took you to Jeju for your first date obviously, and it was really great you guys literally went EVERYWHERE but his mom wasn’t there :( but he was like thATS OK YOULL MEET HER NEXT TIME
• you guys tried to visit all the dol hareubangs in Jeju and made a wish, you didn’t know each other’s but you guys actually wished for the same thing - for your family and friends, and for your relationship to last a v v v v long time (which it will ;))))
• much like one of the episodes on ‘where is my friend’s island’, seungkwan started to freak out and fan boy over the small things he remembered from his time in Jeju
• “oh mY GOD LOOK AT THAT TREE ITS SO BIG NOW”
• “I rEMEMBER THAT HOUSE I WALKED PASSED IT EVERYDAY AFTER SCHOOL”
• “JAGIYA SO MANY MEMORIES COMING BACK I THINK IM GONNA CRY”
• and you think he’s the cutest little bun in the world aw
• feeds you all the food Jeju is well known for and insists you try everything and ur like iM FUL- and he stuffs another thing in your mouth
• it was the best time you’ve had in ages and it was way better since boo seungkwan was there :))
• calls you the cringiest things ever just to watch u go red and get embarrassed lol
• yoUR FIRST KISS OH MY GOD IT WAS SO CUTE ok so you all know how he’s a family man, someone who cares about his family and his relationships, so it would only be fitting that he missed you when seventeen was flying back from a country or a place they performed in, you were waiting for him in the airport and the second the two of you saw each other, you guys started running and when you met he just kissed you right there because it had been wAY TO LONG SO MANY NIGHTS OF CALLS AND VIDEO CHATS BUT ITS NEVER AS GOOD AS SEEING YOU IN PERSON AWAWAW
• turns into a shy little boy when it comes to skinship he’s all like really ?? rig-right now ??? u-H //gaps it
• has a habit of turning every sentence into a song, his knowledge of songs is so big he cAN TURN EVERYTHING INTO A SONG AND UR LIKE HOW DO U DO THAT
• “babe! funny story, I was walking down the street-”
• “mAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN!”
• “hey look at that airplane-”
• “cAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NUGHT SKY LIKE SHOOTING STARS”
• “…. ahem anyway”
• his favourite type of kiss is the kiss where he grabs your cheeks, squishes them really hard until your lips are puckered like a fish and he kisses u bc yOURE SO CUTE U LITTLE BUN
• you know those really rEALLY tight hugs that squeeze all the air out of you and make you feel like your gonna die, but at the same time are really sweet types of hugs? yeah he likes those too.
• “//huggles//”
• “-mmf! can’t,,, breathe!”
• will gET VERY POUTY WHEN HE WANTS AFFECTION THAT YOU ARENT GUVING HIM U MEANY IF IT GETS EXTREME HE WILL THREATEN TO CALL HIS MOM AND TELL ON U BC UR HIS JAGIYA UR SUPPOSED TO LOVE HKM :((:(:(:(:((
• likes hamburgers and suggests (even if he knows that answer is no) if you can eat them.
• “babe we can’t eat hamburgers for dessert.”
• “whY THE HICKITTY HECK NOT”
• also likes summer and fall, is in his element in those seasons like he’s all ready with them scented candles for fall and them swag sunglasses for summer. always rants and raves about all the stuff you two could do together when those seasons roll around.
• “wE CAN GO JUMP INTO PILES OF DRIED LEAVES TOGETHER”
• “and when it’s summer wE CAN MAKE FIVE BILLION TRIPS TO THE BEACH AND BUILD SANDCASTLES”
• and ur just like its the beginning of winter, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
• challenges you to basketball shoot outs and when you win he can’t accept it bc hIS PRIDE IS SO HURT HE SPENT AGES BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE WOULD CRUSH U BUT U GO AHEAD AND BEAT HIM??!!!!
• but when you lose he’s so supportive bc he doesn’t want you feeling bad so he’s like, you were just warming up that’s why, you’ll do so much better next time y/n, I believe in you!
• isNT HE THE CUTEST THUNG IN THE WORLD
• obviously likes his best friend hansol, you could tell they were close the second you met seungkwan. you didn’t want to say anything but you could sense hansol giving you the mean eye because he wAS SEUNGKWANS BFF WHO DO U THINK U R
• but when u ask him if he wanted to spend time with your bf he was like offt no I could care less
• and ur like suRE
• dislikes tomatoes with a passion, obviously cause he’s allergic. when there’s some tomato in his sandwich or in his salad or smthn, he’ll place them on your plate to eat o of habit bc he doesn’t like the food going to waste and yOU LUV THEM SO YAY
• secretly made a cd of him singing all ur favourite songs and went to the place you worked and played it through the speakers and everyone just stops what they’re doing and is like ??
• and ur even more confused bc u recognise that voice ??
• then it suddenly dawns on u that it’s ur boyfriend singing those songs and ur heart melts and ur just standing there staring at the speaker while everyone’s working around u and u don’t notice bc ur so into the music but seungkwan is sneaking behind u w a bouquet of flowers and when the songs finished he wraps his arms round u and ur so happy bC U HAVENT SEEN HIM IN AGES
• and ur co-workers are all like wtf yalls are relationship goals
• has an addiction to his mom. it sounds like a bad thing, but it really isn’t. It’s adorable. you often walk in on him having video chatting her and he’s all like “I miss you.” and she’s all like, “me too, take care of y/n” and you just smile and walk away bc this was a special moment u didn’t want to ruin :))))<3333
• hates couple clothing with a passion. he doesn’t know what it is but you secretly think hansol is rubbing off on him bc now he thinks it’s not cool.
• like he dismisses it so fast u don’t even get to finish ur sentence
• “ooh! look at thes-”
• “no.”
• “what about those-”
• “no.”
• “w-”
• “oH HELL NAW”
• when Seungkwan gets jealous, he’ll try to laugh it off as if it’s nothing. though inside its kinda killing him bc nobody can make u smile like that except for hIM and nobody should be touching ur shoulder like that except for hIM. but he’ll act like it doesn’t bother him except u know, u know because you’ve watched him for so long you can recognise his change in mood. he’s not as happy as he was before and u stop him and tell him that you love him and he has nothing to worry about
• and he’s back to his old self again !! bc he trusts that you mean what u say awawawawaw
• his background photo is a photo or photos of you doing the most ordinary things in the world. doing the dishes, sleeping, standing there, yawning, sneezing and he collaged it all into one big photo and is pretty much u doing uninteresting stuff lol when u saw it u were like wHY IN THE WORLD WOULD U DO THAT TO ME and he’s all like WHAAAT U LOOK GREAT I LOVE IT WHEN UR ACTING LIKE URSELF <<<<<333333
• your phone background photo was a photo of the two of u that one time they did a performance and u were in the crowd and they were singing 20 then he spotted u amongst the people and started singing to u and a fan took a photo and it was sO CUTE BC SEUNGKWAN WAS SINGING W SO MUCH EMOTION AND U WERE LIKE SMILING ALL TESRY EYED BC OHMYGOD U LOVE HIM
• always remembers every members’ birthdays and is so on top of buying presents and he forcefully drags u round and asks for ur opinion on his present and ur like babe idk u know them better than I do
• u get all whiny tho bc u didn’t really wanna go birthday shopping so early so everytime u go w him he buys u food bc he’s the best boyfriend ever
• sings like an angel to lull you to sleep
• yELLS SONGS IN UR EAR TO WAKE U UP, ITD A FULL ON OERFORMANCE, COMPLETE W BACKGROUND MUSIC YAY(!)
• it puts a lot of pressure on him since he’s a main vocal in seventeen, to make it worse he always has to refrain from looking tired or upset, since he is the mood maker too. he always has to put on a happy smile around the members to lift their spirits even if he’s feeling sick or upset. he practices way too hard and often visits the hospital due to throat aches, your always there for him when he needs you and he’s forever grateful for that.
• “you know, you can talk to me about how you feel right?”
• “yeah, yeah, I know. but I have to keep strong and happy for the members, you know?”
• ur first fight with Seungkwan would most likely be due to the fact that he took a joke too far, you two were probably doing some harmless bickering but he said an insult that hit a little too close to home and you got upset and he got upset bc it was just a joke
• he then left to let u both cool down bc that’s what his mom always said to do, in case he did something he would regret
• then came back after a few days and apologised bc he missed u ;_;
• “I’m sorry, whatever I said was just a joke, okay? I love you so much and I can’t afford to lose you.”
• seungkwan loves u so much, if it isn’t already obvious. he would go to the end of the universe and back just to see you smile, without you in his life he would probably be v sad v v v sad due to all the stress he can’t relieve and rant out. you’re always a shoulder to cry on, a friend to laugh with, and most of all a person to grow old with. he depends on you a lot, since he’s a growing boy himself and he may not know everything, but he does know you two are meant to be together forever, and you know that too.

anonymous asked:

neil and andrew go to paris for a worldcup game or whatever and they have a day off there

omg. okay this is cute. 

  • so, for the both of them it’s their first time in paris. neil has been to france, has even lived there (if i recall correctly), but not in paris (once again. i’m not 100% sure). paris is too big, too crowded, too full of people from all around the world for neil to have lived during the days he was on the run. it would’ve been too risky.
  • neil is quite excited to actually see the city; to just be tourist for one day. luckily they have some spare time to do so. 
  • with ‘they’ i mean neil and andrew. yes they’re a they. no andrew stop complaining. 
  • it didn’t take neil much effort to convince andrew on coming with him since neil really wanted to go and andrew was not letting neil go alone. 
  • though when nicky made the comment “oh you two be gay and have fun in the city of ~love~” it almost ended up ruining neil’s plans
  • after this comment of nicky it took a little more effort to convince andrew to get his stubborn ass out of their hotel, into the city (of love!)
  • when they leave neil is a bit nervous about running into too many fans or being run over by paparazzi, but neil and andrew are not known for being nice people (also, andrew has knives) so they don’t get bothered a lot. 
  • so they go into the city and let’s just start with the eiffel tower okay.
  • first things first; andrew and his fear of hight. 
  • neil doesn’t want to push andrew on climbing the eiffel tower, he doesn’t want to push andrews fears, but he ends up not having to. andrew is a badass and he is determined on climbing that damned tower. 
  • so they do and they’re not even at the top yet (like they’re at the first floor?) and andrew is already like “fuckfuckfuckfuck” whilst neil is standing close to the railing and just pointing at all the things he can see from up there. 
  • “oh andrew this is great! we can basically see the whole city from here! now we can see from here what we’d like to see up close, it’s so easy to select what we’re going to do for today from up here. it was a great idea to visit the eiffel tower first, andrew.”
  • and then he looks at andrew who’s even paler than he normally is and neil’s just like “ah… right”
  • “andrew do you want to go down again?”
  • andrew just stubbornly shakes his head telling neil no. 
  • neil ends up convincing andrew to come stand next to him, close to the railing. 
  • andrew is v tense but neil manages to find a way to distract andrew. instead of letting andrew focus on how high up they are he makes andrew focus on everything they can see. 
  • neil keeps pointing at the places and monuments he can see from up there and talks about what he wants to see up close, he trows in some random facts he know about some of the places and monuments and it really ends up helping for andrew. 
  • andrew just watches and listens to what neil has to say and finally he manages to relax a bit. (he’s secretly quite thankful for neil)

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When Wonho is your boss

Originally posted by anda-flan

  • okay lbr ceo!wonho looks fly 24/7
  • wonho in a suit is the ultimate wonho
  • anyways he’s the type of boss who’s really nice to all his employees but is like lowkey savage??
  • like he’ll pull pranks and stuff thanks to the encouragement (and dumb ideas) from his secretary minhyuk
  • tries to be smooth with the ladies but actually uses internet memes/pick up lines. like honestly if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s hot af everyone would probably ignore him (ppl only laugh at his jokes cuz they don’t wanna be fired lol)
  • but he’s still genuinely nice tho and a real softie at heart
  • so you’re the administrative assistant that was transferred from another branch, and so far you’ve only heard rumors about your new ceo
  • on your first day here you were LOST right off the bat like wtf the building is a maze
  • and since you came a little early people weren’t there yet so you can’t ask for directions
  • then you wandered into a big office and WOW SO PRETTY it’s got fancy curtains. and a comfy couch
  • but then you saw a name plate on the desk and walked closer and then you saw ‘Shin Hoseok’ engraved on it
  • before you could even think holy shiiiz someone behind you is like:
  • “Can I help you?”
  • you froze 100% but then still manage to turn around and guess what, it’s your boss wonho. you just trespassed knock knock into his office lol good job
  • but inside you were like OMG the rumors were true. he’s hot.
  • however you didn’t know wonho was also like OMG the rumors were true. you’re hot.
  • you bowed and apologized, and explained yourself as professional as possible
  • wonho was really chill and friendly about it, much to your surprise and insist on walking you to your own office
  • but not before trying pick up lines on you
  • but being rather pure-minded you were like ?????que?
  • and hes like ha..ha nvm…i’ll try again later
  • from them on he calls you to his office a lot, but it’s more like he’ll come to your office and escort you to his because “you might get lost again.”
  • you’ve told him a million times like “Thank you sir, but I know my way around now so please just call next time, you don’t have to do this.”
  • but he’s like “But what if I’m the one who gets lost…in your eyes ;)”
  • and you’re just ?????????????
  • (cue minhyuk gagging in the distance while hyungwon is like wtf u creepy mf)
  • but on a srs note wonho is a hard worker like he’s serious when he has to. like when you’re explaining reports to him he LISTENS 
  • you also notice how he doesn’t get angry at his employee’s mistakes but rather gives advice and try to help so they don’t make the same mistake next time
  • dem qualities made your heart flutter and you realize he’s basically perfect (except the jokes which are kinda stupid??)
  • he inspired you to work even harder and from that point on business kept getting better!
  • one day he calls you to his office, like actually called this time, and you see him looking a little more serious than usual
  • while you sat in front of his desk you got a little nervous like omg is he gonna fire me cuz I never laughed at his jokes
  • but then it turns out he needs a big favor
  • there’s a big business event going on next weekend (aka those rich people parties) but it’s important he goes cuz he gotta represent
  • but he also needs a partner who knows about his company just as well as he does
  • “And nobody fits that position better than you” - Wonho
  • BUT LETS BE REAL he’s only just trying to make this a date with you!
  • because you is a cutie
  • but he obviously leaves this part out so you were like wow this is seriousss and agree
  • he then takes you shopping? at really expensive places?? and buys you this really nice dress???? like whoa you were being pampered outta nowhere
  • but he claims this is all for “business matters” so you were like aight okay then(???)
  • so at the night of the event he picks you up and yall go to this crazy fancy hotel and there’s like rich ppl everywhere but for some reason people kept staring at you two
  • “It’s because you look extra beautiful today.” he’d smile at you 
  • you’d say the same thing about him if it weren’t for the fact that you just became a blushing mess
  • so at the event you were expecting people to ask you questions and talk business matters but it’s just rich people drinking wine and laughing?
  • and wonho basically took you sightseeing cuz the hotel has a really nice garden
  • food was EXCELLENT tho and probs cost $100 a bite
  • and when people did come up to greet wonho and ask if you were the girlfriend HE DOESN’T EVEN DENY IT
  • you’d look surprised but wonho would just whisper “it’s for business” in your ear
  • but after a while you question him and is like aren’t we supposed to talk to people about our company
  • wonho then confesses that he was just trying to take you out here to relax because you’ve worked hard and he wanted to thank you somehow
  • but you were like WHAT i don’t deserve this pls take hyungwon next time
  • wonho just laughs then says he really enjoys being around you and he appreciates all that you’ve done for the company so far
  • afterwards he drove you home, and to be courteous you offered if he’d like to come in
  • he obviously agrees
  • you made tea and started chatting and it was really comfortable like it felt old friends instead of boss and employee
  • wonho tries his pick up lines again
  • this time he actually used a funny one and you busted out laughing
  • and you laughing made him laugh
  • but then OOPS he spilled the tea on himself 
  • his (probably expensive af) white polo is now stained 
  • wonho was like ehh but you panicked and is like OMG wait I know how to remove tea stains! and insist on cleaning it
  • but you didn’t register that cleaning his shirt would require him taking the shirt off
  • and so you see his body holy coOWWASDKFJHSFG GOD DAMN
  • that straight up fired up parts of your body that really should not be fired up right now
  • and so the REAL test begins and you’re trying to clean the stain in the sink but wonho’s just casually leaning against the counter right next to you
  • like daaamn you didn’t realize you were thirsty to just touch him wtf might was well just drink some water from this faucet asap
  • but fukin wonho he’s not even trying to hide the fact that he’s wants to distract you
  • “Hoseok you’re distracting me.” -you being straightforward as always
  • but then he reaches over and shuts the faucet off and is like “That’s the point.”
  • you looked at him weird for a sec but then he moves closer and then WHOA his lips are on yours
  • his hand instantly finds your hips but you were frozen 300%
  • oh god his lips are so soft
  • he pulls back and you could see he’s blushing but he’s still looking right into your eyes
  • “Sorry, that was rude of me…I couldn’t help it.” he says with this ultra shy grin. “I just…really like you.”
  • r.i.p. your heart
  • “But you can push me away if you want.” he’d smile at you
  • and you know he said this cuz he doesn’t want his status as your boss to pressure you into doing something you’re not comfortable with gosh what a sweetie pie
  • but who are you kidding you totally like him back
  • so instead of responding verbally (it’s not like you even can at this point), you wrap your arms above his shoulders and kiss him back
  • and that’s the best response he could have asked for

[a/n: I’m so sorry for dying like I always do, but I certainly do hope this was a enjoyable/lighthearted addition to your reading.
I dedicate this to all the wonho stans and also to senpai @infinitum-imaginaerum for commencing my descent into wonho hell (thank you but at the same time WHY U GOTTA play with my wonho feels like that jk I hope you’re doing well at university! :))]

anonymous asked:

Okay, so we all know that Mom!Mace is trying to keep Anakin away from the war, but do the clones ever join Anakin for icecream?

Oh no, friend, Mace Windu is no fool, he is not keeping the freaking Jedi version of a goddamn FORCE NUKE out of the war. He wants as many people as possible to SURVIVE the war, no way he’s holding that fucking card back. He just also isn’t letting anybody make a knight or a general out of the kid or ever, ever deploying him away from Responsible Adult Supervision that he’ll actually listen to for longer than thirty seconds. 

(Mace, Depa, and literally no one else. Literally no one. Since, you know, Shmi’s a civilian and all. Once Qui-Gon is accidentally left in charge of Anakin and–well, they’re not dead, and the planet’s intact. And that is literally all Mace will ever say about that. Ever. 

NO ONE says anything about the time OBI-WAN was left in charge of Anakin, unless you count the inarticulate traumatized sobbing noises coming from Obi-Wan’s bunk in the aftermath. Once he was conscious again, anyway.) 

I mean lbr, if it were up to Mace he would figure out a way to avoid the war altogether, but since he’s currently going against a thousand years of Sith bullshit with about thirty seconds’ notice and zero initial planning time beyond “DIBS ON SKYWALKER”, sometimes all he can do is the best he can do. Trying to get Dooku not to quit the Order and go full Dark Side was a FUCKING CHORE AND A HALF, FOR ONE THING, even with Qui-Gon still around. 

I ASSURE you, however, no matter what else happened, Mace made sure that mandatory training sessions in the temple went up by about ten thousand percent in the years between The Phantom Menace and Attack Of The Clones, to say nothing of Jedi recruitment. He may’ve actually been like “you know all those perfectly good could’ve-been-Jedi combat-trained Force-sensitives we sent to the Corps in the past few years? yeah I want them back. every single one that’s willing to come. now. because VISION, DAMMIT. also, co-workers, if you don’t have a padawan, you should have one. or several.” 

Mace has a LOT of policy changes he wishes he could implement in that time gap, let’s put it that way. Some are probably more successful than others, and some end in things like Anakin and Padme re-meeting early and Mace getting a migraine. 

anyway that was only barely on topic, tl;dr: The clones did even not know ice cream was a thing until they met General Windu and Commander Skywalker, but I assure you that they are now very, very familiar with the thing. The entire 187th will not fit in one ice cream parlor but believe me, if Mace could pull it off he WOULD. 

Who Should You Fight? : Random Musician edition

John Lennon (The Beatles): apart from the fact this requires time travel, this one seems a pretty easy fight. Also I really want someone to go back and beat up John Lennon (any time travellers hmu and I’ll pay you to do it). 

CRIMEWAVE: Firstly why would you want to beat up crimewave420? Secondly listen to “217″ and tell me that you wouldn’t get destroyed. Avoid

George Clarke (Deafheaven): You could probably win this one pretty easy truth be told. Then again he’ll probably just radiate so much angst that you reflexively curl up into a ball. Approach with Caution

Akala: Not the most intimidating man ever, on first sight looks like you could take him, but I have no doubt he could probably fuck you up tbh. Besides man’s a genius so he’s probably got some fucked up psychic powers. Avoid

Chris Fronz (Atilla):  Gives it so much but really you know you could take him without any trouble, as long as he doesn’t have too much rage. Easy Victory.

Gene Simmons (Kiss): Honestly I don’t really care whether or not you an win this one but i do know that you absolutely should try to fight him because lbr he deserves it. Do it.

Rory C (Enter Shikari): Why on earth would you want to fight the biggest ledge on the planet?

Nail$ (The Hell): Are you fucking mad?? what on earth made you even contemplate fighting Nail$. There is no universe in which you can win this fight Avoid.

Stewart Brock (Prides): Yeah you could beat him up, pretty easy too tbh, but he’s a nice bloke so why would you want to. Also there’s always the risk he gets lewis to back him and he’s like Harm’s Way levels of jacked so overall Avoid.