Yesterday at work, I had one of my students tell me about his dad. He then said, “My dad really likes crocaine.” And I had to try not to laugh, because it threw me off so much, but then I got really worried for a sec that his dad might have cocaine at home or something! So I asked him, “Oh, you mean the game?” And my student said, “Yeah! He likes to play crocaine!”
I just said, “Oh, do you like croquet, too?”
And thankfully didn’t have to get into explaining that it most definitely is not crocaine.