lazy spoon

Low spoon/lazy witch spells;

Bad Day Curse; Imagine a pillow is the face of someone you hate/just want to give a bad day to. Muster the loudest scream you can, with all your loathing (of them and/or yourself), annoyance, negative energies packed behind it. Now imagine that person having a shit time. Finally, shove your face into the pillow; let it all out. Throw the pillow down by your feet/away from you.
You feel better, and they’ll feel worse.

Reflection Spell; Grab a mirror of any kind (compact, handheld, hanging, etc). Get a bit of paper and write the name of the person who needs to do some reflecting (this can be yourself or anyone else.) Mutter/say in your head an incantation along the lines of “Take a fucking look, babes.” While placing the paper facing toward the mirror. Sorted.

Positivity/Energy Boost; Add cinnamon to a hot drink. Stir clockwise while incanting “I will do [x] today” or “I will feel [y] today” depending on needs. Stir/incant to your preferred number. Drink up.

Protection Boost; Add Pink Himalayan Salt in place of table/sea salt to recipes that call for salt. Envision those who’re due to eat the meal encased in whatever best represents armour/a protective shield to you. Boost their/your own protection.

(Feel free to add your own.)

Executive Dysfunction

The more I find myself having to explain executive dysfunction to people the more I realise it’s near impossible. There’s a thing. I wanna do that thing, I really do. But no matter how hard I try to tell my brain to do the thing, it won’t do the thing. I can’t tell you the amount of hours I’ve spent scrolling mindlessly through social media wanting more than anything to stop, but I can’t.

This concept is so ridiculously alien to abled/neurotypical people and makes awareness/acceptance for it so hard to achieve. If an abled/nt person wants to, say, have a shower, or get some food, they just up and do it, no second thought. But the amount of mental exhaustion that goes into getting myself to get up and do one of those things can honestly be disabling in itself.

It’s not laziness, or not caring. It’s a total mental block between wanting something and doing something about it. I really wish the concept of this was more widely acknowledged. We are not lazy.

Seventeen: Early Mornings (Hip-Hop Unit)

Seungcheol
• He’d be the ultimate cuddler tbh
• Messy Hair and his deep morning voice
• He be like super giggly
• “Cheollie, why are you laughing?” “You’re just too cute.”
• Lots of neck and shoulder kisses
• Fluffiest Boy™
• Probably sleeps with no shirt so he’s cold af

Wonwoo
•Okay but like…. Imagine holding hands while you sleep. That’d be the cutest shit.
• Takes him forever to wake up so you get to admire his face
• “Don’t be a creep, Y/n.” “Well, maybe if you weren’t so gorgeous, Jeon Wonwoo.”
• Turning on comfy music and humming the lyrics and whatnot
• Yawning Cuties
• He really likes holding your hand
• Lazy Lazy Lazy

Mingyu
• Big spoon y'all
• This boy melts for you tbh
• He could play w/ your hair all day everyday
• You could play with his hair at the same time omg
• BarefaceBarefaceBareface
• Sleepy Boi
• Caresses your face and lazy kisses

Hansol
• Lays literally all over the bed
• Seriously he’s like a starfish
• Probably seems drunk and confused when he’s sleepy
• Early morning lasts past noon sometimes
• Just cuddling and being cute
• He probably has an existential crisis every morning
• “If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?” “Oh my gooooooddd, Hansol. Just shhhhhh.”

listen y'all. i’m lazy. like “eats yogurt with a fork because i didn’t feel like washing a spoon” lazy. so, although no one asked, i made this post about how i lazily study languages! obviously this might not work for everyone, so experiment and find what works best for you (also i’m not a photographer so my pics kinda suck, sorry).

Keep reading

Witch Tip #1

If you want to incorporate something magical into your bath, but are too tired, low on spoons, etc. to gather ingredients from your cupboard and look up correspondences, use a tea bag or two! Feeling stressed? Throw a chamomile bag in there! Wanna wake up a bit and energize yourself? Lemon ginger is great for that!

alright folks, I know it’s 2:51AM where I’m at but imagine coming home to Luke, witnessing him eating ice cream with a fork because he just couldn’t be bothered grabbing a spoon. or there was no clean spoons because he was a bit lazy to wash one. he knows you eat ice cream with a spoon, you know it, the rest of the world knows it. so anyway, you guys are just staring at each other in complete in utter silence until you go into the kitchen leaving Luke in the living room all by himself. he’d probably expect you to return with a spoon but no. you come back with your own fork and a straw for when the ice cream melts so you guys can drink the remains. imagine his eyes sparkling with appreciation. that smile popping up on his face because you’re joining him instead of changing his ways lolololol. imagine that laugh and him shaking his head as you sit next to him with that same smile plastered on your face. he’d probably say something like, “no spoon?” and you’d say, “I was too lazy to wash one and we have straws so it shouldn’t be that bad of an idea. at least it wasn’t soup or cereal.” then you guys watch some tv together, just chilling and relaxing from a stressful day when you decide to be a bit cheeky and say, “we should invest in some ice cream cones or popsicles for days like these.” and he wouldn’t even argue because damn, you’re right (you always are). so you guys continue doing whatever and omg, you guys become couple goals. like, this is the kind of support you want in a relationship.

3

messy, self-indulgent, Horikashi scribbles I drew during finals week last month.

anonymous asked:

Can I just say I'm all for the creampie kink as well! Fuck, just feeling how warm it'll be and filling you up. Or like imagine Harry's face looking down while he's cumming in you just feeling so wet inside, then he'll slide himself off slowly then see a few dripping down on you. He'd use his finger to catch it and make you like his finger off. URGHHHH

“Taste us together…”

Ultimate fantasy: spoon fuck. Lazy, your back on his chest, and then he just… explodes, holding himself deep in you, you feel his cock actually jerk and twitch, his hot breath on your neck as he holds your leg up… “shit…” he whispers

take care of your skin you miserable person

anonymous asked:

kumirei for the couples askmeme

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

kumiko. she’s smacked her face into doors more times than she’d like to admit.

  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them
  • kumiko. what a dork
  • Who starts the tickle fights

reina. she is ruthless.

  • Who starts the pillow fights

see above.

  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

kumiko. she loves her gf so much.

  • Who mistakes salt for sugar

kumiko.

  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning 
  • reina. she just doesn’t care.
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

kumiko

  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

both of them, they do it on lazy afternoons

  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

kumiko.

  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

reina, extravagant dork that she is.

  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

 kumiko! reina does too sometimes, but her drawings are usually just little hearts and stuff.

  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

reina, since she’s always traveling with the orchestra. kumiko keeps them with her whenever reina’s away, to remind her of her.

  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

reina. she wants to make sure they’re the most compatible couple they can possibly be.