Yup, I finally made it! This is a cover inspired by this post <——-
It took me sooooooo long but well, I think it ended up pretty good ^^ So yeah, please consider that I’m an spanish girl and the voices or pronunciation could differ compared to the originals.
I took a jazz version of “Why Don’t You Do Right” by Mark Maxwell for the instrumental part, and then edited the audio a bit to make it more dynamic. It was such a challenge getting the right melody for the voices (at first I was just singing the original song, without changes XD) but after a lot of tries I finally came up with a good melody for Sportacus and Robbie ^^
Here are the Lyrics and modifications I made of the original post by aleinnilatibae :
S: What’s wrong, Robbie?
R: You know, I was just wondering… do you LIKE me?
S: Yes! Of course I do! And… what
R: I… guess!
[beat of silence]
R: Well, I would like to ask you something…
You know that we’ve been rivals for…going on a while
and despite how much I FOUGHT it, I’ll admit you make me….smile (:^}D)
Now here is what I ask of you, and please, here take your time–
Will you be my partner in crime?
S, speaking, affronted: In CRIME???
R, speaking: It’s just an expression, Sportafloosh, no need to freak
S, speaking: I see… then let me say
Well Robbie, I’m an honest elf and
I’m the hero too (oh yeah…)
But here is what I’m certain of–I
want to be with you (really?)
And every time I hear you sing the
sound is so diviiine *master of disguise motif*
So will you be my partner in rhyme?
S: Yes, this means we sing together
R: Oh, okay…
S: Are you ready? In 3, 2, 1… and…
S & R:
We can siiiing in perfect key, we
can daaaance in harmony
S: We can twirl, we can flip! (No no no, I’m not doing THAT)
S: With you I’ll never miss a note!
R: With you I’ll never miss a stEP *Robbie misses a step, but Sport
catches him, turns the misstep into a dip* S: Careful!
S: If you could say (if I could say?) that opposites attract (yeah
I’d say so)
I want you here (with you?) with me! To always watch my back!
Together we-(in harmony!) until the end of time…
R, speaking: I guess I don’t HAVE to kick you out of town, after all….
Juno in aspect to any planet can mean you will tend to attract a partner who has traits of the sign that planet rules. For instance, Juno aspecting Mars could attract you to an Aries type.
Juno Aspects the Sun:
There will be a tendency to attract showy, dramatic, Leo types of partners. Conversely, this person could themselves become more showy and dramatic after marriage. The harmonious aspects (conjunction, sextile, and trine) can act in a similar fashion to Venus. They increase the charm and social graces to a degree. But Juno goes further. It can give one an air of innocence. We like people with Venus in conjunction the Sun because they are charming. Those with Juno in harmonious aspect to the Sun are liked because they are "cute." The stressful aspects, however, are indicators of ego conflicts with partners. Frequently, there are big problems with getting and holding on to a partner. In many cases, there is no desire to have a partner at all. Demetra George in her excellent book Asteroid Goddesses quotes Gloria Steinhem's famous answer to the question "Why didn't you ever get married?" Steinhem (who has the Sun in Aries square Juno in Capricorn) replied, "I don't mate well in captivity."
Juno Aspects the Moon:
The attraction will be to emotional and nurturing partners, and domestic types. At least they will tend to be nurturing with the harmonious aspects conjunction, sextile and trine. The stressful aspects (square and opposition) can indicate a clash between your emotional and partnership needs. You could get a partner who is over-emotional or whines a lot. Conversely, the partner could bring out those traits in you.
Juno Aspects Mercury:
Well, your partner won't be quiet. Forget the silent type. Anyone who marries you will have to communicate, communicate, communicate. The harmonious aspects (conjunction, sextile and trine) indicate good communication between the two of you. It could also show that your ability to communicate improves with partnership. The stressful aspects (square and opposition) can indicate communication problems with partners. One of you may try to stifle the other here because you both want to talk at once.
Juno Aspects Venus:
The attraction will be to a charming partner with good artistic ability and taste. At least that will tend to be true for the harmonious aspects (conjunction, sextile and trine). The stressful aspects (square and opposition) could attract a lazy, slothful, and indolent partner. Partnership could also bring out these traits in you. With stressful aspects, there will tend to be a clash between your partnership needs (Juno) and your ability to express love and affection (Venus). As a result, you might find it difficult to express love to your partner (or vice-versa) and would seek to do this elsewhere. Years ago, there was a TV program called "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" which was a satire on soap operas. Mary's husband had affairs with all the other women in town and was impotent only with her.
Juno Aspects Mars:
Marriage and partnership will stir you to action. In fact, you may need a partner to be active at all. The partners you attract will tend to be active, assertive, and aggressive. Conversely, having a partner may bring out these traits in you. The stressful aspects (conjunction, square, and opposition) are indicators of arguments with partners. One of you may try to dominate the other.
Juno Aspects Jupiter:
The partner will tend to be expansive optimistic, and "jovial" (jovial comes from Jove, Jupiter). Marriage and partnerships will also have an expansive effect on you. Yes, it can make you more optimistic. Watch out that it doesn't make you fat as well. At least this will be true for the harmonious aspects (conjunction, sextile and trine). The stressful aspects (square, and opposition) can attract an over-optimistic partner who is always expecting their "lucky break" to be right around the corner. There could also be a clash over religious or philosophical differences. The over-expansiveness could also apply to extra-marital affairs. If you have a stress aspect between Juno and Jupiter, either you or your partner might think that the "to have, hold, and love" part of the marriage vow means anyone whom you fancy at the moment.
Juno Aspects Saturn:
The partners will tend to be older (in spirit if not in actual years). With the harmonious aspects (sextile and trine) partners are likely to be solid, practical, and dependable, but, unless there are other indicators, don't expect them to be the life of the party. Conversely, partnership could bring out the solid, practical, and dependable side of you.The stressful aspects (conjunction, square, and opposition) may cause marriage to be delayed, or even denied. If you have this one, try not to get married before your first Saturn Return (which occurs around the age of twenty nine). Stressful aspects between Juno and Saturn can have a similar effect to Saturn placed in the 7th house. An early marriage (before the Saturn Return) will slowly decay until there is no affection left and the marriage collapses. Juno/Saturn stress aspects can also indicate someone who makes a bad marriage for "practical" reasons, such as security. They will also be prone to stay in a bad marriage to protest their social image, or because "a half a loaf is better than none." As if there is anything "practical" about having a bad marriage! These people have to learn to cut their losses and make a fresh start.
Juno Aspects Uranus:
If you have this combination in your horoscope (especially the stressful aspects, the conjunction, square, or opposition) I have a question for you. Let's say you walk into a room where there are twenty people, and nineteen of them are sane and normal, but the twentieth person either escaped from an insane asylum or just got off of a UFO, guess which one you would be most likely to marry? (Hint: it's not the first nineteen). Uranus always has to be Different. When Juno aspects Uranus, the partner or the partnership has to be different. With the harmonious aspects (sextile and trine) you don't get into as much trouble. The partner will tend to be independent, or very bright, or a bit odd. The partnership itself will likely be more "open" with each partner doing their own thing and going their own way. Uranus is fanatic about having enough of its own space. The stressful aspects can lead to several marriages. Elizabeth Taylor has Juno in Cancer square Uranus in Aries (Uranus is also in a close conjunction with Venus). Years ago, Julian Armistead gave a lecture on her chart. He had several of the press clippings that quoted her at the time of her marriages. Her first marriage to Nick Hilton: "I've never known it was possible to be this much in love. This is going to last forever." Her second marriage a couple of years later to Michael Wilding: "This time, it's the real thing. This is going to last forever." Her fifth marriage to - well who can keep track? "This time I mean it. It's the real thing." Juno in Cancer always wants it to last "forever" and Uranus always makes you think it's the "real thing." If you have a Juno/Uranus stress aspect, don't rush into marriage. And forget about having a partnership that is conventional. It would bore you to tears - and divorce. Make sure that you and your partner each has enough "space." It helps if one of you travels a lot (Uranus aspects are perfect for bi-costal marriages). Absence for this combination truly makes the heart grow fonder.
Juno Aspects Neptune:
If you have a stressful aspect (conjunction, square, or opposition) between Juno and Neptune, please, PLEASE do not marry someone because you feel sorry for them or because you want to "save" them. Remember this magic number. If you do, you will never again have the problem of getting into a marriage for the wrong reasons. Please memorize it. It's 911. Dial that and have them taken away so they can be helped by a professional. Then, get into therapy yourself to cure your masochism. On the positive side especially with the harmonious aspects (sextile and trine) the partner will tend to be sensitive, empathetic, and imaginative. Marriage and partnership can also bring out these same traits in you. In all cases, there will be an inclination to over idealize the partner, to see what we want to see about them.
Juno Aspects Pluto:
Partners will tend to be intense and secretive. Sex can be volcanic. Pluto is the planet of extremes, death, and transformation. Either your power or that of your partner will be affected by marriage. One of you is likely to be transformed in some way. The harmonious aspects (sextile and trine) can bring out a strength you never thought you had. The stressful aspects (conjunction, square, and opposition) will bring out strength too, in the form of dictatorial attitudes and power struggles. One of you will try to dominate the other. The feelings towards the partner can easily go from "I love you" to "I hate you" to "I'm obsessed with you." Even if the two of you break up, this will be the partner you never forget (for better or worse).
Juno Aspects the Ascendant:
Juno in conjunction with the Ascendant makes us more attractive, like Venus. But while Venus uses charm, Juno attracts by giving us an air of innocence, like that of a young baby. This trait is also present with the other harmonious aspects (sextile and trine) but not quite as strong. The opposition is not a stressful aspect here. Remember that an opposition to the Ascendant is also a conjunction to the Descendant. The conjunction to the Ascendant makes a person more marriage oriented, especially if Juno is in the 1st house. If Juno is on the 12th house side of the Ascendant, however, then there will still be an increased desire to marry, but there will be increased restrictions of some sort (see Juno in the 12th house). With the square aspect of Juno to the Mid-Heaven, there would tend to be extra stress in marriage that requires constant adjustment and re-adjustment. At least it will not be dull.
Juno Aspects the Mid-Heaven:
Aspects to the Mid-Heaven affect one's career and "public image." Juno-ruled careers include marriage councilor and people who work in organizations that try to prevent wife-battering and child abuse. Like Venus, Juno has an attraction for all occupations that involve beauty and adornment. This also includes anything involving the arts. When it comes to career, it doesn't matter if an aspect to the Mid-Heaven is harmonious or stressful. In fact, the stressful aspects can frequently bring greater success since they generate more power. Those with harmonious aspects may take it too easy and not push hard enough.
If you answer my open starter - or any of my starters, actually - and give me basically nothing to go on, there’s a good chance I won’t answer back. Or if I do it gets bumped all the way to the bottom of my to-do list. If I don’t think you care about our thread, then I won’t care about it, either.
A kurotsuki youtuber!AU where Kuroo does cool science experiments and has separate channels for different interests (like he has a gaming channel w Bokuto too, etc) and on his personal vlog channel he constantly talks about the super quiet and pretty blond who sits a couple rows down from him in lecture (he always talks about how its a highlight of his day to get to class early enough to get a seat closer to him or hear him mutter snarky stuff under his breath n shit) but the professor is way too harsh and Kuroo can’t risk talking to the blond at all. Plus the blond leaves super quick for his next class and Kuroo can’t get a word in/chase him down without being late to volleyball practice.
He always asks his subscribers for advice about what to do and his subscribers think his crush is so cute, but otherwise Kuroo sees no trouble in talking about it openly (after all, Kuroo takes several classes and doesn’t have as many vlog followers). He doesn’t have reason to worry about someone irl learning about his crush.
Meanwhile, Tsukki watches gaming channels in his spare time and frequents Kuroo/Bokuto’s and while he’s browsing one day, bored af, he stumbles upon Kuroo’s vlogs and actually thinks he’s pretty interesting, so he subscribes and starts learning all about this secret crush on the blond from lecture (“how lame, this is guy can’t be that great”)
And then of course in class, there’s a group paper assigned and Tsukki hates those because of the risk of getting a lazy partner. The teacher announces the pairs and Tsukki turns to wherever his supposed partner is and instantly recognizes Kuroo as the guy from the vlogs, and oh, what do you know? Tsukki realizes he’s the only blond in the class ;) Not only that but Kuroo seems way too overenthusiastic to be Tsukki’s partner, but Tsukki refuses to believe he’s the crush Kuroo talks about without further evidence.
And thus, embarrassing situations are born! (Also c'mon how cute would they be if they started dating and had to do a boyfriend tag huehue)
Hello! As promised, here’s a list of my favourite Hot Fuzz fanfictions. About all of them can be found in AO3 and are mostly Angel/Danny centered. Note that the comments are my opinions on the fics more than actual fic info. I wasn’t sure how to categorize these but they’re now in general and nsfw sections for your preferences. Bolded ones are my personal favourites. Here’s also recs for aro/ace Angelbutter fics which can be found below here, too.
general content and teen audiences
First Date by Karlimeaghan • The cutest first date fic ever. Angel takes Danny on a proper date but not everything (nothing at all) goes according to his plan. English awkwardness and fluff. Rated T+. 4,371 words.
Reversed by sarahenany • What if Danny didn’t jump in front of Tom Weaver’s blunderbuss shot in time? Everything hurts. Safe from major character death, though, so not that bad. Rated G. 2,266 words.
Man of the House by mikes_grrl • Holiday ball at the stations wrecks havoc and Danny is the one to take the wheel next morning. I really love the badass and self confident mr. Butterman in this one. Rated T+. 1,157 words.
Sandford: The Village that Cares! by mikes_grrl • I honestly don’t know why this fic is rated E because there’s nothing sexual or violent going on in it. Nicholas is just worried what everyone else thinks and Danny is delightfully caring. Rated E. 1,081 words. Part 2 of this (cute and rated G).
Staying here by sunnyrea • Janine wants Nicholas back and he’s got a lot to explain why exactly he doesn’t want to leave Sandford anymore. We all know the reason, though. Rated G. 1,356 words.
After The Explosion, the Days by Marie • Danny’s recovery from the explosion. Romantic but not too fluffy. Also note there’s scars involved (which I personally like), in case that’s triggering for you. Rated T+. 2,653 words.
Film Studies by Azarias • Incredibly adorable writing from Danny’s pov as he tries to figure out a way to ‘seduce’ Nicholas. It doesn’t go as planned but ends maybe even better. Also!! !!!Car chase!!! Love this fic a lot. Rated G. 3,947 words.
Danny knows by anemptymargin • If hurt and comfort is your thing, this fic is too. Takes place after the explosion and Danny knowing what’s going on between the two of them. Nicholas is oblivious but the future and his heart are open. Rated T+, 2,006 words.
explicit content and mature audiences
What I See in You by irisbleufic • Study in the point of view of both Nicholas and Danny and how they see each other. Hint: it’s pure adoration. Rated E. 1,416 words.
Hot Chocolate by big_twinkie • This is personally my favourite read-smut-before-bedtime-with-a-cup-fo-tea-fic because even though there’s some clichéd tropes it works so well it can be read over and over again. Rated E. 3,736 words.
Handy Man by Random_Nexus • This fic struck (and Angel gets struck quite literally) with its hurt/comfort that leads to exactly what you expect. Rated E. 6,237 words.
Long Shot by Kass • Thinking some things are better untold is rarely a good idea. Luckily happily ever after isn’t that hard to obtain. Rated E. 3,272 words.
Words Unspoken by tawg • Such pretty writing but oh my poor heart watch out for the angst. Rated M. 1,729 words.
When to Stop by irisbleufic • It’s smut and it’s beautifully written. A short one but the same grand quality you can always expect from iris. Rated E. 720 words.
Danny’s Plan To Beat The Heat by Random_Nexus • Oh gosh I have such a weak spot for this fic. Danny and Nicholas spend a summer day alone together and get intimate when no one else is around. There’s also a lot of other sweet stuff but smut too. Rated E. 4,474 words.
Lie In by anemptymargin • It’s Sunday morning and these cute lazy bums can’t get out of bed. Might turn you into a marshmallow. Rated E. 1,803 words.
It’s in Your Jeans by tawg • Nicholas looks really hot in jeans. Maybe a bit too hot for his own good since he and Danny are basically in a public place. Only downside in this fic is the lack of appropriate use of lubrication. Rated E. 2,985 words.
At First Sight by irisbleufic • From the very start, Danny has his eyes on Nicholas – and the other way around too. Near perfect following of the film plot with the romance just waiting to raise its head. Rated E. 2,932 words.
Pairing: Yoongi x Reader
Genre: So Fluffy
Written by xoxoTheQueenOfHearts
A/N:: A really small one shot full of fluff
You and your partner in your home economics class were to bake a dessert of your choice. So you decided to go with something simple and and sweet. An easy A. You were in charge of the actual baking process because your partner was lazy and you didn’t want him to mess it up and leave it there to burn. You didn’t want to be stuck doing all of the work either.
“Okay, so all you have to do is mix the ingredients and measure it out.” You say to your cooking partner Yoongi.
He looks at you and the ingredients on the table. “You act as if I don’t know what I’m doing Y/N.”
“Because you don’t. Just follow the book Yoongi.” You say to him as you turn around to set the settings on the oven to preheat. As you wait for the oven to preheat, you can hear him do his share of the project. The timer on the oven goes off to let you aware that the oven is done. “Oven is ready, are you done?” You ask him as you turn around to face him grinning at you.
You narrow your eyes into slits but take the pan of the mixed ingredients and stick it in the oven to bake. After sometime that felt like forty-five minutes, you take the pan out and set it on the tray to cool off. The teacher comes by and checks your work and grades it. “You may enjoy your treat.” Your teacher says to the both of you.
You hand him a piece and say, “You go first, What’s it taste like?”
Yoongi grabs the piece from your hand unphased and takes a bite. “Sweet just like you.” He says as he offers his remaining piece to you so that you can try it. You don’t notice his mischievous smirk. “How is it?” He asks when he sees you take a bite.
You kiss his nose. “Salty just like you.” You retort, spitting it out.