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THE PALMETTO STATE FOXES: ANDREW JOSEPH MINYARD, #3.

Andrew Minyard didn’t look like much in person, blonde and five feet even, but Neil knew better. Andrew was the Foxes’ freshman goalkeeper and their deadliest investment. Most of the Foxes were self-destructive, whereas Andrew seemed keen on collateral damage. He’d spent three years at a juvie facility and barely avoided a second term. […] Two years ago some men attacked Nicky outside of a nightclub. Andrew was within his rights to defend Nicky, but he’d almost killed the four of them. The courts thought his violence to be overreaction and tried to charge him. His laywers struck a deal instead: Andrew would spend some time in intensive therapy, attend weekly counseling, and take medication.

i’m FUMING! dan howell, renowned vlogger on the site youtube, has spread the LIE that he does not use the term BABE when speaking to a significant other. this HERESY against all things good and pure in this world should not be taken SERIOUSLY. dan howell WILL be hearing from my LAYWER.

The New Gems

Okay so I’ve kept track of all the new gems shown so far:

There’s the two Zircons (the gem laywers, blue and green)
The Rhodonite fusion
The Rutile twins
The Padparadscha Sapphire (i love her the most so far)
The Morganite who Rhodonite worked for
And lastly, the Fluorite catipillar…thing of like six gems, was it?

Lars? Is he… a gem hybrid thing…now? His heart isn’t beating regularly though and he’s not hungry… and he can do the hair thing like Lion…

OMG LION MUST HAVE BEEN BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY ROSE OMGGGG. AND THEY’RE CONNECTED?!!! WHAAAT?!!!! Ahwjdodjejeowiejdkdofkdndnf SHOOOOOOK

ALSO:

Omg ahhh!!! Who shattered Pink Diamond?!! I can’t!!! Ahhh get off of commercial Steven Universe!!! I need to see what happens next!!!! Gimmie the next episode while you’re at it!!

(Tbh part of me wonders if her Pearl did it? Pearl and Rose Quartz biggest secret? They shared [most of] everything??? But WAIT, Rose’s sword CAN’T shatter gems, Bismuth said so! So was it really Yellow Diamond like it was implied?? Shook rn)

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ANDREW MINYARD #03

Andrew Minyard didn’t look like much in person, blonde and five feet even, but Neil knew better. Andrew was the Foxes’ freshman goalkeeper and their deadliest investment. Most of the Foxes were self-destructive, whereas Andrew seemed keen on collateral damage. He’d spent three years at a juvie facility and barely avoided a second term. […] Two years ago some men attacked Nicky outside of a nightclub. Andrew was within his rights to defend Nicky, but he’d almost killed the four of them. The courts thought his violence to be overreaction and tried to charge him. His laywers struck a deal instead: Andrew would spend some time in intensive therapy, attend weekly counseling, and take medication.

So about my rare-pair....

For @thinkoutsidethelovesquare


Peering into the spot-streaked (ugh, school bathrooms were the worst) mirror, Chloe frowned as she took stock of her mid-day makeup. Don’t ask her how she’d managed to leave her touch-up bag at home; She couldn’t begin to tell you why she’d suddenly decided to leave her fifth most prized possession sitting on her vanity, but at this point she would have honestly rather given up a kidney instead. 

At least that way she would have looked glamorous as she died a slow, organ-failure-related death, instead of going out cakey in a dimly lit public restroom.

 Sighing, she ran one manicured fingernail along the edge of her lips, hoping to salvage what was left of her icy pink lip stain, however it wasn’t looking promising. The color bunched unevenly to the small grooves of her lips, concentrated around the perimeter and nonexistent in the middle. And her foundation? In this August heat? 

Oh that was a goner. 

A splotchy, splotchy goner. 

Chloe held in a groan, balling up a handful of paper towels before thrusting it beneath the faucet. Leaning towards the mirror once more, she dabbed furiously at the worst of the damage, and had just began contemplating whether the eye shadow was worth saving or not when-

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Color

For @miniature-candy-tree for knowing their musicals!

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Alex slammed the door to his office with such force that the glass almost broke from the pressure. He was a lawyer at Washington Law, and had been for nearly seven years now. He had clawed his way up the ladder since he got the job when he was only twenty-one years old. Fresh out of college, Alex dreamed of becoming the top laywer at Washington Law, and he had nearly done it. The only thing tjat stoos in his way was a pain in the ass named Thomas Jefferson.

Thomas was another laywer that worked at Washington Law. They had started at the very same time and rivals from day one. Every case the two of them would fight for the chance to be the laywer on the case. George had allowed it seeing that it helped both pf them form better arguments in court. But, George was retiring soon, so the position to oversee the company would be open very soon. Both Thomas and Alex wanted the job…

There was a knock on the door on the door and Alex groaned. He knew exactly who it was…

“The trial of the century… That’s what the newspapers call the Rick Garison case. I’m glad that Washington listened to reason and gave me the case.”

It was moments like these where Alex was glad he never met his soulmate. If he had, he would be able to see the smug look on Thomas’s face in color, and in return, Thomas would be able to see the embarassment on his face. Alex frowned and shuffled the papers on his desk.

“Lay off, Jefferson. George only gave you the case because I told him I would be your consultant and have another case at the moment.”

“I don’t think that’s the case at all, darlin’” Thomas purred in a cocky voice. He took a step inside the already cramed office. Alex stood up straight and glared at Thomas who, in turn, smirked down at him. “I think it’s because Washington knows I’m a better laywer.”

“Oh, really?” Alex deadpanned. “Now, where did you get that stupid idea?”

“Remember the last big case you got. How you choked and-”

“Jefferson, shut up.” Alex warned.

“and your client got convicted-”

“Jefferson. shut. up.”

“An innocent man went to prison, Alexander.”

“I said shut up!” Alex yelled shoving Thomas. Thomas stumbled back a couple feet bringing a flock of papers with him. When the papers cleared, Alex noticed something. He was able to see Thomas’s PURPLE suit… his BROWN shoes…. Thomas was his soulmate?! Thomas and Alex looked at each other and screamed three words.

“What the fuck?!”

oh-nostalgiaa  asked:

I shall ask for ... phone sex or sexting, please and thanks. :0)

Thank you for this!! I just love how this prompts requests give me a chance to challenge myself and this one’s an example of it :””””) An anon also request this, so again, this goes for you too, Anon! Another laywer AU for this one, and set in timeline of my other prompt :* 

Rated E, obviously, also for language.


2. Phone sex or sexting


Jyn shifted in her seat for the fourth time in the last 30 minutes, no longer trying to hide the ceasing attention she displayed to the meeting on hand. Beside her, Raddus was still entertaining the client’s ‘additional questions’ that was clearly out of their current case and should’ve been billed as a new matter. Dipping her head to where her phone lies on her lap, Jyn unlocked the screen and opened her last chat with Cassian. She picked a meme from her gallery, with words written in white: ’I survived another meeting that should have been an email’.

In front of her, the client just made a cheesy joke but Raddus laughed politely anyway. Jyn only glanced up for a moment to gave a small smile before feeling the phone buzzing on her lap.

LOL. With Raddus’ fanboy?

Jyn smiled at Cassian’s nickname for him, though it’s mostly true. Whenever Raddus could not attend meeting and he send her instead, the client would refuse any suggestion that she gave until he heard it came out of Raddus’ mouth. Not to mention he’s that old guy who likes to throw some innuendo jokes followed by a loud pretentious laugh. She send a ‘yes’ and an emoticon, then add a question just out of boredom.

You busy today?

I’m afraid so. Just received an email from Draven that the first draft of the due diligence must be finished today. You?

Same.

She added a sad face emoticon then tap the send button. Beside her, Raddus poured his second cup of coffee which means the conversation was still going strong. Jyn let out a quiet sigh, and check for Cassian’s newly arrived reply.

I’d still have time to make a short 'visit’ to your room, though
And maybe we can try another tricks as long as you keep the lights out

Jyn immediately looked around to check whether anyone’s looking at her because she was sure her cheeks had gone red. She typed her response with shaky fingers.

I thought we agree that it was the LAST time we do it in the office?

The noises you made says otherwise

Then, without giving her the chance to think of a better excuse, Cassian continued his sweet torture.

No one’s in the office during that hours anyway
Or I’d hide below your desk, in case someone’s stopping by, and see whether you can keep a straight face while I eat you out
It wouldn’t surprise me that by the time I bring myself there, you’ll already soaking wet

Jyn felt a rush of blood going through her entire body, making her thighs clenched hard as she crossed one on top of the other.

I’ll move my tongue in different positions, all over you
How long do you think you can last by then, Jyn?
I want to hear those noises you made every time I get down on you…
The way you whisper my name and your fingers on my hair…

Her hands absentmindedly went to the mark she knew still visible on her inner thigh. Jyn swallowed hard as the memory of their last intercourse came rushing in, how she only managed to remove threw her shoes to the corner of her bedroom before Cassian backed her to the nearest wall, slowly making his way down until he kneeled in front of her and made her come in no time.

Jyn tapped a few words but deleted it again, finding no idea on how to respond to his messages. Another laugh broke from Raddus and the client, breaking her focus for several seconds and when she looked down to her phone again, another series of replies had appeared.

I’ll drag you down on the floor afterwards
Let you unzip my pants while you’re still breathless, just as you always do
Then I want you to ride me, sink down on me slowly, slowly, slowly…
Your hard nipples would be visible through your shirt by now, and I’ll run my fingers on them until you moan

Oh god

She finally managed to send that short response, and she reached out to the middle of the table to open another small bottle of water before emptying its entire content in one go.

I will make you come again when you’re on top
And then one more as I rammed you from behind
If I pinned you to the window, even with the lights off, do you think anyone will see?

Oh, no, please don’t

The view will be nice, Jyn
Don’t you want to see the skyscrapers while I move slowly in and out of you?
While I caress your hard nipples and suck a bruise to your neck?
I can do that forever
Until you beg me to fuck you harder and faster

Fuck, yes please

By this time Jyn could only hope that whatever question the client was asking Raddus, it would keep them company for long enough, at least until Cassian was done with his game. She’d lost count how many times she had to wet her lips with her tongue, or biting hard on her bottom lips to hold a wail that threatened to slip any time.

How bad will you want to come?

Very much, Cass

Good. Then I’ll start rubbing your clit while I oblige your plead
I want to feel your insides clenched around me until I come too
I’ll say your name to your ear while my other hand squeeze your breast
And we’ll rode it out, wave after wave…
Then I’ll kiss you hard before I return to my room

“Thank you so much for your time, Mr. Soren! We’ll get back to you as soon as possible!”

Jyn almost fell when she scrambled up to stand, mimicing Raddus’ sudden move before pushing her hands to shake their client’s. He gave him a weird look, and Jyn realized immediately that she’s still biting her lips, which she quickly altered into her standard polite smile.

It wasn’t until they reach Raddus’ car that Jyn dared herself to open her phone again, ready to send an equally sensual reply when his boss interrupted.

“I’ll leave the new matter from Mr. Soren for you, alright?”

Jyn only blinked, but it’s enough for Raddus to know that she has no idea on what they’re talking about and starts lecturing her on how she should stay focus during a meeting even though it’s out of the topic. She took the chance while Raddus opened his new box of cigarette to send a quick message.

Great, Raddus is roasting me right now.
You’re so going to pay this, Cassian Andor!

The respond she got was a series of emoticons which consisted of a tongue, an eggplant, and a city view, and despite Raddus’ ranting beside her, Jyn managed to let out a sheepish smile.