layton's pets

iim still laughing abt the “this is really more of an edgeworth thing” video bc like he caNT EVEN SOLVE A PUZZLE WITHOUT HIS HUSBAND LIKE IMAGINE HE CALLS HIM LIKE

“Hello? Yeah hi babe. Mhm. No I’m fine, I didn’t fall off a bridge or get arrested this time. No, I’m actually not in London right now. Haa that’s a funny story actually um. So there was this book? And I’m pretty sure Maya and I are inside it now, how do I have cell service come to think of it- MilES NO I SAID I WAS FINE PLEASE DO NOT CHARTER ANOTHER PLANE. YEAH I’M FINE THAT’S NOT WHY I’M CALLING PLEASE CALM DOWN DEAR PLEASE YOU DON’T HAVE TO COME THAT’S NOT WHY I CALLED. Sheesh yeah I’ll tell you no need to be rude. So I need your help solving this puzzle.”

Professor Layton pet guide
  • The robo dog: Who the fuck reckt that dog into pieces and spread them all over the place and why
  • The hamster: OH SHIT I CANT SEE THIS APPLE BECAUSE IT'S TOO FAR FROM ME. Who you gonna call? Weightwatchers
  • The parrot: Well we almost made him go blind and because he is so thankful he started carrying apples on his head for no reason WHILE BOUNCING ON TRAMPOLINES
  • The fish: I've never seen massive bubbles or floating coins in a fishtank you can carry in a fucking suitcase
  • The rabbit: No
  • Princess the dog: She is a girl and she was hungry
  • Claudia the cat: "BITCH IM OUTTA HERE. FUCK IT. IM NOT YOUR CAT ANYMORE. NOPE."
  • Subject 3: Don't you always think about the tragic past of the rabbit that's blocking your way
  • Keats: Meow meow puzzles muthafukka (how is cat able to tell puzzles btw)
  • Beasley: WHY. THE HELL. WOULD A BEE. TELL YOU PUZZLES. AND IT'S TRAGIC. STORY. WHY. JUST WHY.

Professor Layton and the death of a beloved pet

Professor Layton and the 18 years morning your best friend

Professor Layton and the ACTUAL DEATH OF A MAIN CHARACTER

Professor Layton and the lonely orphan girl living in isolated solitude (the happy game)

Professor Layton and the man who was robbed of his youth and discover that the love of his life was long dead

Professor Layton and the mourning of the love of your life for her TO THEN TURN UP AND DIE (with bonus corruption and someone driven mad with grief)