lays barbecue

EXO as Sauces


Cool ranch dressing that comes in those little black plastic cups you get at restaurants.


Nobody really knows what’s in the dip—it just consists of loud flavors that are really good but get overpowering after like two bites


Seemingly normal ranch dressing until you realize it’s got weird hints of bacon in it that no one asked for


A sweet honey mustard that’s so good you end up using it all on one fry


Sweet, smokey barbecue sauce that has a surprising kick to it that ends with you sweating profusely


Wasabi sauce. Basically just straight up wasabi if we’re being honest


A really expensive garlic dip that has a strange aftertaste but is definitely worth the money


A ridiculously smooth dressing that tastes like actual heaven. Kind of a weird smell, reminiscent of sweat and chicken


Super fancy vodka-infused sauce that makes you tipsy before you’ve even finished it

markhyuck criminal minds au
  • donghyuck is the tech analyst 
  • was caught by the fbi after hacking into their database for the millionth time (he’d been on their watchlist since he was 13) and gets recruited into the behavioral analysis unit
  • really REALLY loves orange soda and cherry coke slurpees from 7/11 and will do just abt anything for barbecue lays chips 
  • mark is the new profiler hired by the bau fresh out of quantico
  • he graduated top of his class and every department in the bureau wanted him but he chose to be a profiler instead 
  • very terrified of lee taeyong who is the lead supervisory agent of the bau n always stutters when he speaks up during meetings 
  • donghyuck tries to haze him during his first couple weeks and look intimidating but he literally plays ds games during his free time he’s about as intimidating as his prize nintendog ok
  • donghyuck thinks mark is super cute especially in a suit n when he gets all serious about a case bc otherwise he’s a bumbling awkward mess 
  • he constantly flirts with mark who is totally oblivious n the rest of the bau is completely FED UP
  • whenever donghyuck is called for a task he’ll only speak to mark n calls him babycakes n whatever disgusting pet name he can think of and gets extreme satisfaction from hearing mark stutter over the phone
  • one day donghyuck starts getting death threats from a serial killer n mark litERALLY WONT LET HIM OUT OF HIS SIGHT n camps out on donghyuck’s living room couch for two weeks straight until the dude is caught 
  • then he gets all embarrassed for suddenly being so protective of donghyuck n donghyuck won’t admit that he was totally playing up being the damsel in distress so that mark would pay attention to him 
  • finally taeyong n johnny (media liason, team dad) lock them in a janitor’s closet at headquarters n tell them to sort out their feelings n they wont be let out until they confess 
  • not even five minutes later they’re Officially Dating 

I used to get a $5 allowance and blow it on either candy, junk food, or cards, or snap caps. There were also these bags full of plastic ninjas (similar to plastic army men) and the bag also came with a plastic katana sword and sheath + plastic ninja stars. there was a cool little liquor store near my parents apartment and I used to watch the older kids play street fighter II and stuff. I got acquainted with all the candies there before they discontinued a lot of em. Also new york seltzer which is now back at ridiculous prices for smaller portions, and crunch tators which can be found in the form of lays kettle cooked barbecue/jalapeno chips.


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The Signs as Chip Flavors
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> Hot Fries- often a fan favorite, but some people just can't handle your heat.<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Honey Mustard Pringles- fun flavor, but you're often muted in tone, so some people just don't get you!<p/><b>Gemini:</b> Baked Kale Chips- A pretty good flavor! If people can get over their bias against you, you'd do them a lot of good.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> Nacho Cheese Doritos- A classic favorite, you're liked by many. You leave a lasting impression, sometimes good sometimes bad, but that's part of the experience.<p/><b>Leo:</b> Cheddar&Sour Cream Ruffles-You've got a wildness that people often can't get enough of. Not everyone digs the vibe, though.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> Sea Salt & Vinegar Pringles- You are more refined than your brethren, and are a favorite of plenty of classy folks! But some people find that you leave a bad taste in their mouth.<p/><b>Libra:</b> Lays Original- muted at first, but the more people really dig into you, the more they want!<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> Pizza Flavor Pringles- You're an odd one, aren't you? Your flavor isn't for everyone, but those that like you, *really* like you.<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> Barbecue Lays- Made to be present at celebrations and get togethers! You can come on pretty strong, though.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Chili Cheese Fritos- You have a different perspective than most, and a muted tone. But you're good to have in any situation.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Sour Cream & Onion Lays- Most people like you, because of your light nature.<p/><b>Pisces:</b> Cheetos- You're pretty cheesy. But you're loved by many, and leave a lasting impression on everything you come in contact with.<p/></p>
The Signs as Chips

Aries: Spicy Nacho Doritos
Taurus: Original Pringles
Gemini: Sour Cream and Onion Pringles
Cancer: Cool Ranch Doritos
Leo: Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Virgo: Classic Lays
Libra: Harvest Cheddar Sunchips
Scorpio: Honey Barbecue Lays
Sagittarius: Chili Cheese Fritos
Capricorn: Tostitos Scoops!
Aquarius: Nachos Cheese Doritos
Pisces: Funyuns

Human!Cas experiencing seasons for the first time! Big coats and warm scarves and snowmen in the winter. Mudboots and nature walks with Dean in the spring. Swimming, and barbecues, and laying outside on blankets during summer nights! Raking giant piles of autumn leaves in the yard and Dean playfully shoving Cas into the mess and then they have to rerake it all! Oh gosh just Dean and Cas and domestic bliss help