lay on ground

anonymous asked:

Lmao, Charlotte threw a tantrum and when she knew she wasn't getting her way she was probably like fine I'll just lay on the ground 😂😂😂

THIS DAMN CUPCAKE. CAN I KEEP HER THIS LITTLE AND CUTE FOREVER?! 
I’m a leo… I was born to throw myself on the ground when i don’t get my way too. I feel u, Lottie, I feel u. 

Should have seen the warning.
Should have seen the laugh behind your eyes;
laughing at my stupidity.
Because I fell for the romantic words.
I thought that you mean them.
Should have been more careful.
Should have protected my heart more.
But it’s too late now,
for it lay shattered on the ground.
And I’m left to pick up the pieces
and put it back together.
just like the old times.

Drunk headcanons for Lance.

#1.He gets really honest about… anything. Regardless of who or what he’s talking to, his emotions get whacky.



#2. He rambles, often switching from English to Spanish, and sometimes neither make sense. He sometimes just starts crying, either for legitimate reasons or someone just dropped his bag of Bugles.


#3. He aggressively compliments people. If he hates you or not, even if you just met him, he’ll un-sarcastically fire off reasons on why you’re a blessing to the Earth.


#4. As he’s commending you, he’ll put himself down, usually taking a much darker and depressing tone when it comes to regarding himself. The team is concerned.



Here’s some more.

#5. He’ll randomly start laughing, either at something he thought up in his head, or at a blank wall. Everything and anything is funnier than before. Usually in the midst of tears, his moods will change.

#6. He gets tired very easily, falls over a lot, and generally can’t keep himself on his feet. He doesn’t care if he’s laying on the ground or not.

By the time he gets sober, he forgets most things and fakes it if he doesn’t.

I might make more of these for the other paladins. Enjoy.

What do I do with these feelings?
These newspaper clippings
These reports, so fucking
statistical
“22 killed, 59 injured”
They don’t add in the words “human lives”
They don’t add in the words “affliction”
22 human lives lost, 59 humans bleeding,
Thousands reeling from trauma
and millions
terrified
that they’re next, another concert
another play, another
place they just wanted to smile

I’m
so fucking sorry
that one idea,
one extremist turned into
teenagers, who were waiting
for their chance to turn this around,
Crying as their best friend
lay unmoving on the ground
in what was supposed to be
the happiest moment
of their finite little 17 years of life


You didn’t deserve this
You deserved
the excitement of your first paycheck
the sorrow of lost love
that vacation in the Maldives you always wanted
You didn’t deserve
to be a liar when you told your mother you’d be home for dinner tomorrow

—  you are more than another incident to add to the list
//
bluestruckholly
Yuri on Ice Headcanons

- Yuuri and Viktor obviously both speak very fluent English, as it is their only means of communication.

- But Yuuri lived in Detroit for several years and was exposed to American culture and language on a daily basis. He was definitely exposed to jokes, puns, idioms, sayings, and the works. His English is probably more relaxed and natural.

- Viktor, on the other hand, has probably only really spoken English in more professional settings, so his English is probably much more formal than Yuuri’s.

- Imagine Makkachin tripping over something and having to lay on the ground to recollect himself. Yuuri, who is sitting on the couch with Viktor, casually says, “Same, Makkachin, same.” Viktor then proceeds to give Yuuri the most confused/concerned look.

- “Yuuri, how are you today” Viktor asks. “Cool as a cucumber, my dude,” Yuuri monotonously answers, giving Viktor two finger guns.

- Yuuri will slip and fall on the ice and lay there for a few moments. Viktor will rush over in worry, only to hear Yuuri whisper, “Rip”.

- Yuuri will also whisper really salty/sarcastic things under his breath that Viktor occasionally catches and he usually understands them too, usually holding back hysterical laughter whenever he does.

- “Fuck you and your mom.”

- “Fuck my life,” he’ll grumble when Viktor wakes him up in the morning.

- “No, Yurio, you definitely don’t look like you were held captive in 2007 Hot Topic,” he mutters under his breath as Yuri is being salty as hell.

- Yuuri will be getting ready for a party after a competition. “I would rather deep-throat a cactus than have to go this God damn banquet,” he mutters while staring into the mirror.

(Feel free to request more headcanons 😉)

man Angus McDonald has had such a crazy day.

  • is told Magnus is dead
  • find Taako and Merle laying and writhing on the ground screaming
  • helps Taako and Merle sneak into the Director’s vault
  • gets inoculated from Voidfish jr
  • sees Magnus burst into the room very much alive and in the flesh
  • Davenport nearly persuades adoptive family to leave the dimension
  • fights Master Hand
  • FIREWORKS GRENADE??
  • WHO IS THIS RED LICH LADY THAT EVERYONE LOVES??
  • MOON MOM IS GONE
  • LICH LADY KNOWS ABOUT MY MACARONS AND APOLOGISED FOR IT????
  • Davenport is speaking in full coherent sentences and is commanding everyone now okay
  • moon mom search party
New toy II pt.1

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Your new neighbour turns out to be the perfect toy for you.

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The Squad drunk at a party
  • <p> <b>Luke:</b> *sobbing in a corner because he spilt alcohol all over his beard*<p/><b>Anthony:</b> *drank too much and passed out on the couch by Vanoss*<p/><b>Ohm:</b> *in the kitchen munching on carrots screaming that he's a hungry bunny and needs food (will throw it all up in the sink about an hour or two later)*<p/><b>Bryce:</b> *somehow got ahold of makeup and is putting on some with a toddler's profession while saying he's a fabulous motherfucker every time someone says something to him*<p/><b>Moo:</b> *trying to comfort Luke but ends up also crying and stuffing myself with potato chips*<p/><b>Brian:</b> *dancing to anything that plays on the kitchen counter near ohm with just his briefs on*<p/><b>Vanoss:</b> *trying to preform a card trick on an unconscious Anthony and getting extremely pissed every time he messes up or Anthony doesn't pick a card*<p/><b>Delirious:</b> *standing on the living room table belting out the lyrics to Disney songs on the karaoke machine he brought*<p/><b>Mini:</b> *lying down in front of the living room table trying to sing with Delirious*<p/><b>Tyler:</b> *runs around the room pretending he's a jet until he trips over Mini and falls to the floor, passing out a minute later*<p/><b>Smii7y:</b> *says he's making a smoothie and chugs all the milk and juice in the fridge and throws it up in a bowl later on (he puts the bowl in the fridge claiming he would have it later)<p/><b>Kryoz:</b> *drenches himself in beer and attempts to take a shower with his clothes on and ends up eating all the toothpaste and passing out with his head in the toilet*<p/><b>Marcel:</b> *struts around the living room with a coat wrapped around him like a scarf screaming that he's the most fabulous model ever*<p/><b>Scotty:</b> *stares intensely at his reflection before headbutting it (he then layed down on the ground and cried because his forehead hurt)*<p/><b>Nogla:</b> *lying on a couch singing a song in another language*<p/><b>Lui:</b> *tries to understand what Nogla is singing and falls on the ground crying when he can't*<p/></p>
Could the Candy be something other then the ring. Kuroshitsuji Chapter 128

Okay throwing this out there as a means of dealing with what’s going on in Kuroshitsuji and the events that have unfolded recently. To those looking for the new Voltron Shipping list, working on that as we speak.

Anyway, what I wanted to talk about was something that has been bothering me for a while in regard to the recent situations regarding the Blue Sect arc and what people have been ignoring in regard to story lines and developments, in favor of the 2CT theory. So before I begin I’d like to lay out some ground work.

First we need to talk about demons and exactly the rules that have been set forth by events in the manga. We know that in order to summon a demon you must be willing to give up your soul for a wish. This means that no murder has to be done, no blood sacrifice, just someone willing to give up their soul. The reason I bring this up is because of the rules set forth by Sebastian.

1. You have to be willing to give up your soul to summon them.

2. Normal events that were seen as witch meetings or what the cult was doing would not work.

By these two rules alone we now know that a demon cannot be summoned by a normal kill them all way. This also means that the person that was killed on the table was NOT the reason why Sebastian was summoned. Rather either Ciel was wishing it at the time and Sebastian heard it, or someone else was wishing to have a demon come with all their soul.

Keep in mind that if there was a twin this would mean that his wish was to summon a demon for some reason. If he died he would have had to have been reaped right away. Or his soul would have been devoured at some point given that the wish would need to be fulfilled before the demon could eat.

Problem is that Sebastian hasn’t eaten. We know that because he says he hasn’t. So if there was a twin, where is the soul exactly?

Second we have to discuss what Sebastian also said, and I’m going via the fan translation, as I do not have that issue and I need to get it next time I go to the book store. Sebastian mentions off handedly, that there are some that appear at random though. This adds to the rules that demons have to apparently abide by.

1. They need to be summoned normally.

2. In order to summon them you have to have a strong wish and a willingness to part with your soul.

3. Some demons do not need summons and appear randomly, meaning that they break the rules.

We know that there are quirky demons, Sebastian is one of them as he’s a picky eater. Yet his line about them appearing randomly was so throw away I don’t think people really thought about it at the time. I need this kept in mind.

One other factor that needs to be mentioned is that Othello notes in discussing demons, he states that the people the normally summon demons are those that are simplistic, as we saw with the people that wanted Sebastian and that he refused them as their wishes were dull, and once the wish is fulfilled the contracts done and the person is dead.

However he also notes that there are situations where there’s someone that is beyond the simple wish idea, and that makes things that are groundbreaking, thus keeping the demon interested in the long haul.

We also know, thanks to Sebastian, that demons can and do change their looks. Sebastian became the human butler that we all know about, and he’s also made himself out to look like other people (although he’s mostly retained his normal looks for reasons).

So to add in on the rules that we have about demons we now have.

1. They need to be summoned normally via someone willing to give up their soul to get the wish.

2. Witches Sabbaths and events like the Cults activity would not summon a demon

3. Normal demons tend to not be picky about who and tend to prefer to take contracts from.

4. Demons tend to take Simple people as they are a one and done situation for them to eat.

5. There are abnormal demons that have quirks ala Sebastian

6. Some Demons do not need to be summoned and appear at random

7. Some demons do not pick simple people and help develop amazing things with them.

8. Demons can change physical appearance.

With these facts in mind we need to delve into the next area.

Second fact that I want to talk about is the fact that we have Othello’s comments at the start and it’s restated later before the attack on Soma and Agni.

In the scene early on we have Grell hanging around, as you do, and suddenly in pops Othello noting he’s there to investigate matters because the deaths seem weird. Fast forward to the first time the demon is mentioned by the forensic officer.  

When he’s talking about the machines they find in the back room, Othello notes that demons have helped people create such things, but this seems even bigger than just that. Given what we know now about the size of the operation there’s a possibility that you could still do what needed to be done and build things if you have the right number of people, as the Green witch arc showed.

Furthermore the second time a demon is mentioned directly by Othello is when he’s talking about events that are happening in the record. He mentions that demons can act as an external influence that could change things for everyone.

This I think is a strong hint in connection to the record book that there are demons that might be involved in all of this. We know from Othello now that a demonic influence can not only affect the life of the contractor but also everyone around that persons as well.

Thirdly, let’s talk about the ring that Ciel had in Sebastian’s memories. We see that the ring is in a pool of blood in Ciel’s hand. However the hand is not covered in blood the way that you would have it if you were rooting around someone’s inside. It would be far messier and while Ciel’s cuffs are covered in blood, this may not be from digging a ring out of someone’s stomach. If it is, that’s one of the cleanest jobs I’ve ever seen, or the ring didn’t go all way down into the guts.

In a number of cases people had hidden items by swallowing that item and throwing them up later. This could be the case with Ciel, where the blood we see is from his throat after he threw up the contents inside him (what little he probably had) and the ring from probably cutting up tissue and such in the throat. Vomiting up a ring could take a while as you have to empty a lot out of your guts and you can, and do, in some cases puke blood.

Fourthly we have to talk about the fire, or rather demonic fire to be honest. 

According to Undertaker Vincent was burned up to the point that there was no bones left. We know for a fact that when Sebastian burned the house down in the circus arc there was no one there but doll whom they had to kill. We also know that Sebastian burned down the original cult house and that was an inferno.

Lastly we need to talk in short of Doll and Snake. During the Circus arc we saw that every member of the group was killed save her until the very end. We know that because of the fact that the two of them are alive that someone could have gotten out of the fire situation if they were outside of the range of it.

So based on recent events in the story and older chapters I’m going to put forth a theory as to what might be happening in regard to the death of Agni and why of all people Soma was targeted.

Adding this in because I thought this was really rather interesting and it connects to something I’m about to bring up down below. @thedarkestcrow and @midnight-in-town, both had connecting posts (here and here) in regard to this asked question “ What if there is no Twin.”

In their post the poster noted the possibility of someone gas lighting Ciel into thinking his twin was alive. This could fall right into what Blavat wants and makes additional sense. They also noted that someone had to have told Baron Kelvin about what the set up was for the cult event that he missed. This means that there’s the chance that someone survived. And we know that one can survive the demon fire if you’re not in the place when it’s burning. Doll was only killed after she made it to the location, so we know that once outside you can live.

There’s also the fact that Ciel has been carried out of the fire by Sebastian, and we know that demons can control fire.

We know for a fact that whoever broke into the house was someone that knew about the events the night of the cult. Now the only people that we know of that know of what was going down there was Ciel, Sebastian and possibly one other person. This one other person may have been Blavat. We don’t know anything about his past but what we have gleaned so far is that he’s someone that knows how to manage large events, and that he has money to spend on the concert hall and costumes. Has connections to Nina, and also has shown that he has religious devotion to the Blue Star given everything that he’s doing.

We also know that when he saw Ciel he was surprised to see him in the first place. As if he recognized him and Sebastian.

So could it be that Blavat had been someone like Joker and the Circus crew at one point. A person that had lost their way and was in need of care and compassion, and the person that took him in was a member? Or it could very well be that he was one of the people that was being held by the cult? Either way, he may have been out of range of the fire that night and saw Ciel and Sebastian. So could he have been the person to have told the baron how to build the room.

However I have to wonder about that Tummy thing. We’re all predisposed by now to assume it’s the ring. Clearly Yana wants us to think it’s the ring and Ciel seems to think it’s the ring or at least something akin to it. We’re also guessing that the warning was for Ciel, but what if that’s not the case.

Yes it was put in Ciel’s room but who would be the first to see it going in. Sebastian. Now the weird thing about the situation for me regarding the ring and the message, why would Polaris carve that into the wall? If Twin Ciel was dead at the moment, would he even realize the ring had been taken out of him? Assuming the Who means that he doesn’t know who did it, then why put it in Ciel’s room?

There’s another thing that it could be referring to, that being a soul. So let’s say for this moment that the twin is dead. No bringing him back. If I was a demon that had had wanted a meal, and Sebastian took my place, I would be rather unhappy. Remember Sebastian did say that he was a picky eater, and that souls are a full on meal for them.

 If Ciel’s soul is so unique that Sebastian, who is starving, is willing to wait for it, that’s a damn fine treat. Any demon would see this soul as a form of delicacy or candy. So that message may not be directly for Ciel that could be for Sebastian.

The other thing is that if they are gas lighting Ciel, then could it be rather than a normal human that has taken the form of Ciel’s twin, could that be a demon? Remember they can look however they want, and if that’s the case, then maybe the reason they were targeting Soma and Agni wasn’t because of Ciel, maybe it was because of Sebastian. If the demon saw how, or got an idea of Sebastian caring for others, it wouldn’t be too hard to think that maybe he or she saw an opportunity to hurt him by killing a human that he genuinely respected as punishment for his actions or slights that they felt. Taking on the form of Ciel would only magnify that feeling. And, again, if they can take any form, what’s to stop a Demon from taking on the form of the Earl?