lawyers = evil

He started crying, which I’ve never seen before. You see, he’s a sociopath, and most sociopath’s don’t cry, and most of them never admit they’re a bad person. Ted looked up to me and said ‘John, I want to be a good person, I’m just not.’ Ted really knew he was evil. Evil, evil, evil. And believe me, really evil.
—  John Henry Brown, a lawyer representing Ted Bundy during his trial.

wolfram and hart is such a great villain?? because the lawyers are literally evil, instead of boring 2:00PM meetings they have boring 1:00AM blood rituals, instead of random security sweeps they have random mind reading sweeps, literal shamans monitoring the premises, yet theyre a LAW FIRM, and (almost) all of the time they work inside the law while raising hell and getting home by 6:00

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Ah, Star Vs Fandom… I can always count on you guys to rep when I want to do a new art challenge. <3 <3 <3

Here’s your favorite Lizard Lawyer dressed for success with an evil grin!

…You guys really know how to make a girl feel better about being a nerd, too. XDDD


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Tom: *Lawyer voice* “You see, your honour, the defendant clearly could not have committed the murder. The murder weapon in question is a knife that is far too bulky to fit in my client’s hands, much less he have the strength to do the deed. Have you see his arms? He has noodle arms. Little noodle arms, your honour.“

Marco: “You are not helping this case.”

  • Hyde: I am evil
  • Utterson: No you're not
  • Hyde: I AM evil
  • Utterson: *shakes his head*
  • Hyde: *Growl* I'M EVIL
  • Utterson: nope
  • Hyde: I AM VERY EVIL
  • Utterson: Nei
  • Hyde: I AM THE EVILEST THING ON EARTH
  • Utterson: Not really
  • Hyde: *scream* I AM SO EVIL YOU ARE SHAKING IN FEAR
  • Utterson: *shakes head*
  • Hyde: *breaks table* LISTEN HERE YOU LAWYER SCUM, I AM EVIL
  • Utterson: Nah
  • Hyde: *storms out of room*