lawrence to my stone

MOST AMAZING DAY EVER EVER

Okay this is a bit lengthy, but it’s worth it, trust me.

I saw Cabaret tonight with Alan Cumming and Emma Stone and it was a-MAZING. A little raunchy for my taste (I mean it’s Cabaret), but really good.

And I waited backstage after the show and OMG EVERYTHING GREAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED!

I got Alan Cumming’s autograph (aka NIGHTCRAWLER FROM XMEN GUYS, my fave before Cappy)

AND THEN WHO SHOWS UP BUT PAUL FLIPPIN MCCARTNEY

(no picture, sorry guys, he was too far away)

but PAUL MCCARTNEY YOU GUYS

LIKE FROM THE BEATLES

THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME

LIKE IT’S ON MY BUCKET LIST TO MEET HIM

AND I YELLED “HI PAUL” FROM ACROSS THE BARRIER AND HE SAID “HI” BACK AND BLEW KISSES TO ALL OF US YOU GUYS

PAUL MCCARTNEY

AND THEN

you know what happened next?

JENNIFER LAWRENCE! JLAW WAS THERE TOO!

(again no pics, she was surrounded by security)

But I got a quick glimpse of her. She was rushed into her car because there were a bunch of sleazy paparazzi guys following her around (THEY ACTUALLY FOLLOWED HER CAR TOO EWWW)

But I said hi to her and omg she is so gorgeous omg :3

AND THEN EMMA STONE CAME OUT!

OMG AAAHHH AND SHE WAS SO SWEET AND SHE’S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL IN PERSON

and we made eye contact, yep, and I told her she was great and she said “Thank you so much! Thank you for coming.” And just

wow

AND I GOT HER AUTOGRAPH TOO

AHHHHHH

GUYS

MY TWO FAVORITE ACTRESSES IN THE WHOLE WORLD

A MEMBER OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE BAND

AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE SUPERHEROES

I CAN’T EVEN COMPREHEND MY OWN HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

I am 18 today. I am adult in the eyes of the law…

I am legally responsible for my own actions from now until the day I die…

Yeah I’m all good…

I just think she’s so great isn’t she? She is so inspiring to me and I am so grateful that she exists in the world, as someone who is authentic and who has not bent to fit any idea of what a woman should be in that kind of position. And she is so talented. I am just so happy she is around for women everywhere. It’s just fantastic.
—  Emma Stone on Jennifer Lawrence
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I just think she’s so great isn’t she? She is so inspiring to me and I am so grateful that she exists in the world as someone who is authentic and who has not bent to fit any idea of what a woman should be in that kind of position. And she is so talented. I am just so happy she is around for women everywhere. It’s just fantastic. — Emma Stone on Jennifer Lawrence

anonymous asked:

What is ur opinion on 'over weight' girls,Like about 10-15 stone?would u date?

Okay listen up, since when has being “overweight” started at 10 stone? 10 stone is completely natural. Also, weight doesn’t dictate whether I like a girl or not. If I like a girl then I like her, she may weigh 8 stone or she may weight 20 stone. Please, please, please don’t ever let someones weight stop you from loving them. I struggled with an eating disorder for nearly 3 years and there is nothing worse than hearing a question like this because even though I might be over my eating disorder, there are so many men and women out there who aren’t. They won’t put themselves into the dating world because they hate their aesthetic appearance so much. So ladies, please know that I love you just the way you are and whatever your weight you are beautiful.

To finish the point that I’ve just made, let me give you a list of a few beautiful celebrities in the weight range you have just presented to me:-

On the left we have a picture of the beautiful Kate Winslet who weights 10 stone of beauty. This beautiful body is 10 stone of fab not flab. In the middle we have the awesome Jennifer Lawrence who is also 10 stone. Forgive my French but she is fucking perfect. Whether you’re a straight man, gay woman, gay man or straight woman, you’d be a fool to turn her down. Jennifer Lawrence is not overweight. Finally, on the right is a picture of the very attractive Adele who weighs around 13 stone telling anyone who excludes a person because of their weight to fuck off.

You are all a lot more beautiful than you think.