lawrence stallings

So here are some of the things I wrote down during lets play live

Only Geoff died in the heist
“KILL IT KILL EVERYTHING RYAN”
“Don’t worry about your anus”
“Who won?” “We’re all losers”
“You sucked at it!” “EYYY yeah fair play”
Meg Turney is Gavin’s best feature
“DIE YOU FUCK”
“FUCKING WHORE YOU FAT WHORE”
“THE CROWD IS DEAD THEYRE ALL FUCKING DEAD”
Michael ripped off James’s beanie and flipped a chair when he lost
“How do you get a rabbi to take a shower. Conquer Poland”
“You’re the murderer!” “NUH UH”
Ryan killed the murderer (Adam)
“If you’re the murderer, raise your hand on three. Three… Worth a try.”
“YOU MUST GO THROUGH MEEEE WHO WILL BATTLE THE MAD KING”
“I’m the murderer… I’m a part time psychologist, just so you know.”
Fan: I love you Ryan! “You too!” Another fan compliments him “You also! I lost that one, but I got that it was complimentary!”
Jack did the Peake hand signal thing
Elyse sat on James’s back when she was disqualified from the push-up contest
Michael rode James. Like in a sex way.
Audience: Peeeeeaaaake “No he’s at a bachelor party right now. But we have the next best thing, bring out the gimp!”
Lawrence dressed in a latex bodysuit and he brought out a paddle (the gimp)
“Don’t anger the gimp!”
“The gimp feeds on subtle masochism, that’s what it wants”
The gimp put a ball gag in Adams mouth and spanked him unexpectedly
It put nipple clamps on Bruce and spanked him
James got a ring gag (didn’t know what it was) and was spanked (faking everyone out a few times first)
Elyse got a pink and white ball gag (“at least it’s more kawaii”) and got spanked
Michael came on the stage randomly and got spanked
“I knew our buttholes would get bruised at lets play live, I just didn’t know how bruised”
“None of this matters though, I came twenty minutes ago”
Geoff likes gummy bears and threw one at Gavin, they proceeded to throw gummy bears at each other until someone caught one
Gavin caught a gummy bear and koala’d Geoff’s leg
“I might be the first person to put a finger in an anus on the same stage people accept academy awards”
“THATS YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT”
“WE MUST BE BORN WE MUST BE BORRRRNNN”
“GET CLOSER TO ME YOU FUCKIN IDIOT”
JEREMY RAPPED TOP IM SO HAPPY
Gavin koala’d Jeremy after
“WHO IS GEOFF”
“DONT LET GO OF ME”
“Your daughter’s watching this, what does she think of you now”
“Millie, I’m so sorry! Daddy’s embarrassed you in front of a live audience!”
Geoff pulled Millie out of the audience and hugged her and kissed her head and Jesus that was adorable
“FIRST CANCER NOW THIS there is no God”
Adam and Lawrence stalled for juggling long enough for Lindsay to come up and dance and I’ve decided she is also my wife
“I don’t have my boi up here. Bruce, you wanna hang out?” “No!” “Alright then”
“Is this how all pc games are?”
“I’ve got a stick but I killed someone with it so I’m feeling pretty good”
“Hello? Friends?”
“COME TO THE CENTER” “Bruce, I’ve never played this game before, I don’t know where the center is”
“Pay some fucking respect to my body”
THEY ALL PLAYED LETS DANCE
MILLIE JOINED