“When I die,” said Lawn, inspecting the patient, “I’m going to instruct them to put a bell on my tombstone, just so’s I can have the pleasure of not getting up when people ring. Put him down, please. Looks like concussion.”
“That was me hitting him,” said Vimes helpfully.

– I would enjoy a sitcom about these two | Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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Cowgill House by Rural Explorer
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An elaborate example of a Romanesque Revival home. Built in 1887 by a prominent banker named Henry Cowgill. Carthage, Missouri