laviathans

What happens when i’m really drunk:

Friend: I read somewhere that the Coca-Cola company owns a shitload of food companies in the world

Me: Fuck it means the Leviathans got us

Friend: What

Me: The Leviathans will put some gooey drug in our food to turn us into stoned zombies!

Friend: 

Me: And then they will eat us ALL. Where is Cass??

Friend:

Friend:

Me: Save yourself

That happens quite a lot.