The Chicago Diet
I work at a bar, a pretty swanky one. The kind where the cocktails are hand made and a martini costs at least $15.00.
Tonight I overheard a group of girls, at my swanky bar, talking about the Chicago Diet. My grasp on their diet is this: they drink coffee for breakfast, don’t eat all day, smoke, then replace their dinner with a shot of Jameson and a cigarette.
Ha!!!! I can’t think of anything worse than this diet…. and I’ve lived here for 10 years.
These girls are not swanky. They’re retard dummies asking for Jamo Neat and waters at my ‘bar’.