lauren what are u doing

BRUH

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“I know it’s ridiculous. You don’t just…meet someone and fall in love.” She sounds like she’s trying to convince herself and failing miserably.

“Sometimes you do.” Emma thinks about You had good eyes and a lonely, brave girl in a carriage. She’d fallen at once, if Regina had taken just a bit more time. “ (x)

anonymous asked:

What are your favorite nesta archeron fics?

THIS MULTICHAPTER MASTERPIECE BY @pterodactylichexameter There’s a lot of nessian in it but it’s all Nesta’s POV and deals with her character, arc, and relationship development so, so beautifully. If ACOWAR is anything like this I will die a thousand deaths and count myself blessed for every one of them. Like seriously, if you love Nesta/Nessian in any way shape or form and you haven’t read this you’re doing it wrong

AND ALSO THIS WHICH I’VE NEVER EVER RECOVERED FROM AND NEVER WILL BY @valamerys in which Nesta is Made as an Illyrian and grows her wings. and it’s like….legit dude I read this thing literal months ago and I still remember chunks from it to this day because it’s just…..stunningly written and beautifully in character, and perfectly Nesta and SOMETHING YOU SHOULD ALL GO READ RIGHT NOW. okay I’m done. 

Hamilton GC (Part Two)

A/N: MORE BITCHES

Pairing: Ham Characters X Reader

AU: texting

Warnings: swearing, inappropriate jokes (i need jesus)


{usernames to clarify for all of you}

Y/N: MommyY/N

Alexander Hamilton: DaddyHam

John Laurens: LaurensLovesTurtles

Hercules Mulligan: HorseFucker

Lafayette: FrenchHoe

Eliza: ElizabethSchuyler

Angelica: Angel-ica

Peggy: WifeMaterial

Maria: MariaReynolds

Burr: AaronBurr

George Frederick: KingGeorge


MommyY/N: alex

MommyY/N: alex

MommyY/N: ALEX

MommyY/N: ALEXANDER

MommyY/N: ALEXANDER

MommyY/N: HAMILTON

MommyY/N: DUDE

MommyY/N: Daddy

MommyY/N: WTF THAT ALWAYS WORKS

MommyY/N: I’ll send nudes

DaddyHam: wait are u serious

LaurensLovesTurtles: i came when i heard nudes

DaddyHam: laurens you’re gay af smh

DaddyHam: don’t pretend

HorseFucker: did someone say nudes

FrenchHoe: ^^^

MommyY/N: yes

HorseFucker: are u really gonna send them?

MommyY/N: no

DaddyHam: fuck u

DaddyHam: better yet,,, fuck me

MommyY/N: im good

MommyY/N: ive found caterpillars longer than your dick

DaddyHam: :(

ElizabethSchuyler: you srsly made another one?

AaronBurr: why

KingGeorge: i hate literally everybody in this chat wtf

MommyY/N: smh boi u have no reason to hate my ass

KingGeorge: what ass?

HorseFucker:

Originally posted by readyforpinof

LaurensLovesTurtles: mY GAY QUEENS FUCKING SHIT YES

FrenchHoe:

Originally posted by haidaspicciare

DaddyHam: bITCH

DaddyHam: DONT LIE TO YOURSELF

DaddyHam: Y/N IS THICC AF

MommyY/N: bitch how u know

DaddyHam: smh u underestimate my detection skills

HorseFucker: do u really not see him stare at your ass 24/7?

WifeMaterial: ^^^

Angel-ica: it happens a lot ^^

ElizabethSchuyler: ^or he just looks at pictures

MommyY/N: how the hell did u get pictures

DaddyHam: doesn’t matter

MommyY/N: hey alex

DaddyHam: yes babygirl

MommyY/N: smh what a skank 

MommyY/N: i think your dick is actually bigger than george’s

KingGeorge: dude im 12 inches tf?

MommyY/N: aw

MommyY/N: look at george

MommyY/N: reachin for the limit

DaddyHam: but is he 12 inches?

MommyY/N: nah

MommyY/N: more like 2

DaddyHam: bOI

DaddyHam: im 9 inches ;)

MommyY/N: BAHAHHAHA NO UR NOT

DaddyHam: :(

HorseFucker: wait Y/N how would u know

MommyY/N: ……

DaddyHam: …….

MommyY/N: GTG

                           MommyY/N left the conversation

DaddyHam: I HAVE TO TEND TO MY DICK

                        DaddyHam left the conversation

HorseFucker: wtf

LaurensLovesTurtles: MY VIRGIN EYES

LaurensLovesTurtles: tHIS CONVERSATION HURTS THEM

FrenchHoe: boy u aren’t a virgin

MariaReynolds: ^^

AaronBurr: def not ^^

HorseFucker: wait

HorseFucker: burr

HorseFucker: what did you do

AaronBurr: ??

HorseFucker: did u fuck laurens?

                          AaronBurr left the conversation

FrenchHoe: yes?

                         LaurensLovesTurtles left the conversations

KingGeorge: why is everyone leaving

KingGeorge: ARE Y/N AND ALEX FUCKING

HorseFucker: BOI U LATE AF

HorseFucker: and what the fuck do u care

KingGeorge: she’s my ex-girlfriend

HorseFucker: BOI THE FUCKIN EX IS THERE FOR A REASON

KingGeorge: nah

HorseFucker: OOH DAMN ALEX WANTS ME TO PUT HIM BACK IN SO HE CAN ROAST YOUR FLAT LITTLE WHITE ASS

                        HorseFucker added DaddyHam to the conversation

DaddyHam: BOI Y/N AIN’T YOUR PROPERTY

DaddyHam: LIKE GO SUCK A DICK HOE

KingGeorge: i am not gay

DaddyHam: smh sure

DaddyHam:

Originally posted by muridicristallo

KingGeorge: fuck i hate you

DaddyHam: same :)

                          KingGeorge left the conversation

                        DaddyHam left the conversation

Angel-ica: that was interesting

WifeMaterial: mhm

ElizabethSchuyler: semi-educational

MariaReynolds: when

ElizabethSchuyler: the dick talk

MariaReynolds: i learned more about dicks from my kindergarden teacher smh

HorseFucker: DO YALL WANA HAE AN ORGY

WifeMaterial: ew no

FrenchHoe: IM FUCING DON

                                Angel-ica, WifeMaterial, ElizabethSchuyler and MariaReynolds left the conversation

FrenchHoe: IM HIGH AS HEKLL

HorseFucker: MW TOO

FrenchHoe: lets gp MOR HIHG

HorseFucker: OAY

                          HorseFucker left the conversation

                          FrenchHoe left the conversation

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an assassin and a necromancer in love (for my love @tethrasing​ on her birthday)

anonymous asked:

What do u think lauren was fighting to camila about in the beach pictures?😂 because it looks like lauren was pissed and arguing and camila mad

“why is your mom always behind our asses, when i want to kiss you she is always there like a ghost, tell her to get the fuck outta here camila i’m not kidding, it’s scary and disrespectful to us both” jk

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i miss my dumb samurai kids so i dragged this meme up from the depths of hell to spend some time with them

anonymous asked:

if you had one day with lauren what would u do?

Bruh. 😳🙊💀

First thing I’ll do is pinch her cheeks because she’s too cute.

Then I’m gonna lick her neck coz she looks like she smells like she just descended from heaven smelling like clouds and fresh dew and the scent of holiness.

And then we’ll light up a joint, and have a long conversation about all kinds of topics, from politics to feminism to Buddhism to the patriarchy etc because I’m interested in those topics too. Probably subtly tell her that the world is not black and white. And we will co-write a song which she will include either in 5h3 or LJ1 (and it will be a hit song, and I’ll get royalties for it). I’ll also make sure to get to the bottom of the Camren mystery, don’t worry guys, I got this.

The latter half of the day will be too hot to mention here. But for sure, it’ll be dope and there’ll be lots of squeezing, and it’s gonna get better when the big bad wolf comes out, and no way in hell are we gonna sleep early, coz we be flexin’.

hamilton dudes as fuckboys
  • hamilton: snapbacks and sunglasses inside
  • jefferson: 'u should shave ur arm hair'
  • burr: 'what would u do if I were there?'
  • laurens: 'lets play truth or dare'
  • madison: 'i hang out with guys more bc girls start too much drama'
  • washington: button down shirts with shorts
  • philip: 'ha ha ha ;)'
  • king george: 'ur never gonna find somebody like me'
  • lafayette: 'im gonna ace this test, miss'
camren talking about shawn
  • Camila: So I'm dating Shawn.
  • Lauren: Good for you.
  • Camila: he's a nice guy.
  • Lauren: I'm sure he is.
  • Camila: he treats me well.
  • Lauren: I know he does.
  • Camila: what do u think about it?
  • Lauren: not much
  • Camila: why not?
  • Lauren: because everytime i think about it, my heart breaks.