How I would have written the rest of Faking It, had it not been cancelled.
3a finale - Karma sets Amy free to be with Sabrina, realizes her feelings while singing a super duper sad song on stage for the happy couple and goes “son of a bitch, I did not sign up for this shit, FML, I’m out, BI”
3b - Amy and Sabrina start being disgustingly sweet together, Sabrina redeems herself and actually becomes a human being *gasp* SAY WHUT BRO? U can actually develop a female character and not just villainize or stereotype her?! Somewhere in a corner, a bewildered Carter Covington takes notes, not realizing that was a possibility.
Karma moves in with Amy and realizes why she freaked out a season ago when she woke up holding Amy’s waist after their 1678th back rub heart talk heart eyes BFF party then goes fuck my life again
Sabrina and Karma are both a mountain of salt and they pretend to like each other but really they both play Darts at home and hit each other in the face with arrows as a hobby, ALSO they have voodoo dolls of each other hidden under their beds underneath all the Amy pictures which they pierce with needles periodically
Zita returns and Zita/Felix becomes the ultimate crackship. Don’t fight me, it would have been epic. Also, Felix/Amy bromance because we all need it in our lives.
Liam fucking Booker FINALLY gets shipped to New Zealand in a Skwerkel Crate which is everything this young blogger’s ever wanted while no one gives a fuck, not even Karma, who’s too busy carving hearts on trees and writing Amy’s name in them and writing sappy songs, wondering what rhymes with Amy
Lauren Cooper becomes a CEO for a famous Law Firm and she marries a rich fancy dude who meets her impossible standards because she’s a fucking queen. Also, she becomes the second female president.
Amy/Lauren develop their sisterly relationship and we get TONS of scenes with them instead of seeing Liam Booker’s face. Did I mention he’s fucking gone?
Shane/Noah get a happy ending. Shane learns to stop being an asshole after 3 seasons and he’s a good friend to both Karma and Amy.
We finally get the ONLY love triangle we ever wanted: Sabrina/Karma/Amy
Sabrina and Felix both figure out Karma’s feelings for Amy, call her out on it, Karma denies but she knows she’s not fooling anyone at this point
Karma confesses in the 3b finale, gets rejected, but Amy is clearly conflicted, angst, drama, flash forward to season 4
Amy tries to stay with Sabrina but Sabrina realizes she can’t compete for Amy’s heart with Karma, not romantically. They remain friends while we sympathize with Sabrina and not burn her alive like the writers wanted when they wrote 3a.
Sabrina lands a smoking hot girlfriend, Karma and Amy are awkward around each other, add sexual tension that everyone and their dogs can see, adorable fidgeting idiots aaaand..
Season 4 finale - Karmy endgame. Credits roll. Karma and Amy drive towards the sunset in the donut van and we cry like overdramtic lil bitches as our ship finally sails. Somewhere in a far corner Carter Covington gasps in awe - he never saw THAT coming.
“Mornin’ Y/N.” Rick said as I walked past him, I smiled at him and greeted him a ‘good morning’. I was heading to Hershel’s house to see if Lori needed any help with breakfast. As I approached the door I felt a pair of strong arms wrap round my waist and pull me back. “Mornin’ babe.” A husky voice whispered in my ear. Daryl.
He kissed my neck and turned me round to face him. “Well good mornin’ Daryl.” I smiled kissing his lips, I felt him smirk into the kiss. “Right now let me go I have to help Lori with breakfast.” I said pretending to be annoyed and pushed him away, Daryl chuckled and headed over to his tent; winking at me on the way. I entered Hershel’s house and said 'hello’ to Maggie and Beth. “Hey Lori do you need any help with breakfast?” I asked. Lori shook her head no. “Shane has been looking for you by the way Y/N. He said meet him at the target practice in the woods.” She said.
I knotted my eyebrows in confusion, Shane and I have never gotten along, he creeps me out so much because he always just stares at me with something in his eyes but I don’t know what. Daryl had told me to stay well away from Shane because he didn’t trust him at all. I ended up nodding at Lori and walking out towards the woods.
“Shane?” I said as I saw him practicing shooting. He turned around and nodded at me. “Thought you could get some practice in.” He said bluntly handing me the gun and looking me up and down. I ignored him and then began aiming until Shane put his hand on my arm from behind me making me shiver. “Hold your arm up higher and spread your legs more.” He said kicking my legs more apart. I began getting more nervous by his present.
He moved both of his arms in front of me, helping me get in the right shooting position. I felt his breath on my neck which made me feel sick. “Nervous girl?” Shane chuckled sickly. I stood up tall and confident, aimed the gun and shot it; hitting the bullet right on the mark. “No.” I replied bluntly dropping the gun on the floor.
Shane roughly grabbed my wrists and shoved me hard against the tree. A disgusting smirk plastered across his face.
“You better get the fuck off me before I scream.” I threatened trying to fight him off me, he placed his big hand round my mouth stopping me from talking, I tried kicking him but he grabbed my neck and shoved me on the floor then sat on top of me. “And if you scream princess i’ll destroy tha’ pretty mouth of yours.” He whispered in my ear. Shane began kissing my cheek all the way to my chest. His hand travelling up my top and latching onto my breast.
I wriggled in an attempt to escape from his grip but he ended up slapping me hard across the face which I was sure would leave a bruise. “I fuckin’ told you girl.” He shouted. Shane started to undo his belt and my heart started pumping faster and faster. “Trust me, I bet i’ll fuck you better than your old boy Dixon.” He laughed making me cringe. Tears filled my eyes and endlessly spilled over.
“Come on. Don’t cr—” He began but was cut off when a massive fist came colliding to his face. Shane went straight off me and onto the floor, I was quickly pulled up by Rick and Glenn as I saw Daryl beating the shit out of Shane. “Fuckin’ sick fuckin’ bastard! I’m gonna kill your fuckin’ ass for touchin’ ma girl!” Daryl shouted, I had never seen him so angry before in the past year I’ve known him and I presumed nor had Rick or Glenn as they were both shocked at his rage. Daryl continued to beat Shane but Rick decided to step in between them and hold Daryl back.
“No you let me fuckin’ kill him Rick! He touched Y/N and I ain’t gonna let this fuckin’ asshole get away with it!” Daryl howled, his whole face red with pure anger pulsing through it and his fists in tight white knuckles. I put my hand over my mouth and began crying, Glenn hugged me and reassured everything was going to be okay. “Daryl stop! I will sort Shane out, you go to Y/N cos she needs you!” Rick shouted as he lead a blood faced Shane away.
Daryl looked over at me and came rushing over as he engulfed me in a tight and embraceable hug. “I told you ta’ stay away from him Y/N.” Daryl whispered in my ear as he kissed my forehead. I felt a wet drop on my forehead, 'Was Daryl crying?’ I thought to myself. I looked up into his eyes to see they were tear filled, my own eyes filled with tears as I kissed his lips. “I’m so sorry, Daryl. It’s my faul-” I began. “No no Y/N don’t you dare say it was your fault baby. Shane is a sick fuckin’ man and he will pay for wha’ he was gonna do to you babe, I promise.” Daryl said, his voice on the edge of anger as he stroked my bruise cheek from Shane’s slap earlier. Daryl let out a low growl.
I wrapped my arms tightly around Daryl’s neck again and hugged him like my life depended on it, his strong arms wrapping round my waist. “I ain’t lettin’ you outta my sight now. I love you baby girl.” Daryl whispered and kissed my neck. “I love you..” I said back.