How I would have written the rest of Faking It, had it not been cancelled.
3a finale - Karma sets Amy free to be with Sabrina, realizes her feelings while singing a super duper sad song on stage for the happy couple and goes “son of a bitch, I did not sign up for this shit, FML, I’m out, BI”
3b - Amy and Sabrina start being disgustingly sweet together, Sabrina redeems herself and actually becomes a human being *gasp* SAY WHUT BRO? U can actually develop a female character and not just villainize or stereotype her?! Somewhere in a corner, a bewildered Carter Covington takes notes, not realizing that was a possibility.
Karma moves in with Amy and realizes why she freaked out a season ago when she woke up holding Amy’s waist after their 1678th back rub heart talk heart eyes BFF party then goes fuck my life again
Sabrina and Karma are both a mountain of salt and they pretend to like each other but really they both play Darts at home and hit each other in the face with arrows as a hobby, ALSO they have voodoo dolls of each other hidden under their beds underneath all the Amy pictures which they pierce with needles periodically
Zita returns and Zita/Felix becomes the ultimate crackship. Don’t fight me, it would have been epic. Also, Felix/Amy bromance because we all need it in our lives.
Liam fucking Booker FINALLY gets shipped to New Zealand in a Skwerkel Crate which is everything this young blogger’s ever wanted while no one gives a fuck, not even Karma, who’s too busy carving hearts on trees and writing Amy’s name in them and writing sappy songs, wondering what rhymes with Amy
Lauren Cooper becomes a CEO for a famous Law Firm and she marries a rich fancy dude who meets her impossible standards because she’s a fucking queen. Also, she becomes the second female president.
Amy/Lauren develop their sisterly relationship and we get TONS of scenes with them instead of seeing Liam Booker’s face. Did I mention he’s fucking gone?
Shane/Noah get a happy ending. Shane learns to stop being an asshole after 3 seasons and he’s a good friend to both Karma and Amy.
We finally get the ONLY love triangle we ever wanted: Sabrina/Karma/Amy
Sabrina and Felix both figure out Karma’s feelings for Amy, call her out on it, Karma denies but she knows she’s not fooling anyone at this point
Karma confesses in the 3b finale, gets rejected, but Amy is clearly conflicted, angst, drama, flash forward to season 4
Amy tries to stay with Sabrina but Sabrina realizes she can’t compete for Amy’s heart with Karma, not romantically. They remain friends while we sympathize with Sabrina and not burn her alive like the writers wanted when they wrote 3a.
Sabrina lands a smoking hot girlfriend, Karma and Amy are awkward around each other, add sexual tension that everyone and their dogs can see, adorable fidgeting idiots aaaand..
Season 4 finale - Karmy endgame. Credits roll. Karma and Amy drive towards the sunset in the donut van and we cry like overdramtic lil bitches as our ship finally sails. Somewhere in a far corner Carter Covington gasps in awe - he never saw THAT coming.