lauren ix

FF9 as History of Japan quotes
  • Zidane Tribal: how bout I do~ anyway~
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  • Kuja: he said, and failed, and also died
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  • Garland, about Kuja: and he STILL lets the emperor dress like the emperor, and have very nice things
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  • Black Waltzes: hey dipshit
  • Vivi: can you call me something else, other than "dipshit"?
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  • puck: the shogun didn't care, he was off somewhere doing poetry
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  • Alexandria: no wait stop you can't go here
  • Burmecia: wait but
  • Alexandria: and so we downgraded our soldiers to A FUCK TON
  • Alexandria: oh did I say downgrade I meant "upgrade"
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  • Beatrix: can you maybe chill?
  • Steiner: how about maybe YOU chill???
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  • Cleyra: is a little scared of alexandria, and you'd never guess who's ALSO a little scared of alexandria
  • Cleyra: It's lindblum!
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  • Freya: hire a ~samurai~
  • Fratley: (correction: rich people hired samurai. poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai.)
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  • Terra: DING DONG it's the outside world, and we've got technology from the ~future~
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  • Mist Continent: the most important kingdoms were here here here here and here
  • Lindblum: but the MOST most important one was here
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  • Queen Brahne: conquered the north finally, get THAT squared away
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  • Alexandria: "please respect us, or else we might invade you as well."
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  • Dagger, re the South Gate: Open. The country. Stop. Having it be closed.
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  • Zorn: "this sucks," they said.
  • Thorn: "this SUCKS."
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  • Brahne: has been enjoying conquering stuff and wants M O R E
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  • Dagger: no stop if you're part of the league of nations you can't take over the world...
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  • Summoning of Alexander: so they drop the bomb on japan
  • Cities That Exist: A̶l̶e̶x̶a̶n̶d̶r̶i̶a̶

Blood & Bond, a playlist for the homeless dwarves wandering through Middle-earth. Accompanies this fic.

Tracklist:

I. The Dwarves - Misty Mountains || II. Taylor Swift feat. The Civil Wars - Safe & Sound || III. Avicii - Hey Brother || IV. Anaïs Mitchell - Wilderland || V. Former Vandal - War || VI. Lykke Li - Love Me Like I’m Not Made of Stone || VII. Mount Eerie - My Heart Is Not At Peace || VIII. Portishead - It’s A Fire || IX. Lauren Aquilina - King || X. Ed Sheeran - I See Fire || XI. Trocadero - When We Were Soldiers || XII. Yoko Kanno - Rain || XIII. Howard Shore - Over Hill

Listen to it here.