laura's pick

HAPPY THINGS THAT HAPPENED DURING LOGAN

- logan smiling when a lady shows him her tits - charles being telepathic pen pals with laura - Laura’s little bouncy ball - Laura calmly eating cereal while armed mercenaries surround her - laura riding the toy pony - Laura’s love of horses - laura picking out a shirt with a horse and rainbows on it after slaughtering an army - Charles’ little fedora - Laura pushing all the elevator buttons and her face when Logan stops her - laura helping Charles out with his shoes - Laura wearing a robe that’s 5x too big for her - Laura playing with charles’ wheelchair - Logan and Charles laughing at dinner - Logan’s dad face when he sees Laura looking at Nate - Laura getting to be a kid for one night - “they have tv. you wanna watch tv?” - Laura yelling at Logan in Spanish - Laura being reunited with her friends - the kids chopping off Logan’s beard - Logan calling Charles “pop” - Laura calling Logan “daddy” - Laura, Charles, and Logan being called the howletts

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Terrible Pick-Up Lines: Don’t make her use it, Astra, her bite is worse than her bark. (Line: @alittlelesspain <3)

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Of Glasses And Lacrosse Sticks - charlesdk - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

“Okay, how ‘bout this? One date, just one date, and if you still don’t believe I’m genuinely interested in you, then I’ll leave you alone for good. How does that sound?”

Derek hesitated for another moment, before he sighed and said, “Fine. One date.”

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One of my ex’s just tagged me in this & said it reminds him of me. I’ve been watching this non stop & laughing so hard. This is definitely some shit I would do. In case you were wondering what I’m like in real life if you couldnt already tell from all my videos haha

anonymous asked:

what about... supercorp or hollstein for the pairing ask? I'd love to hear your thoughts on their dynamics!

Oh you have come to the right place Anon. How about both :P (and yes I will crossover slightly because I have headcanons about those friendships!)

Supercorp

  • proposes - hmmm? Who indeed. I feel like it would be after a long while given both of them suffer from some abandonment issues and some commitment troubles. I’m leaning towards Kara because I feel like she has some strong beliefs and on Krypton when they met their mate that was that, they had very heartfelt traditions about marriage and how to propose to their mate so Kara has been considering it for a while, she does it on Lena’s birthday and Lena’s crying and she doesn’t answer for the first 10 minutes before she realises she’s been silent for too long and then she of course says yes.
  • shops for groceries - Lena. They mostly order online because Lena is really busy and so Jess has a lot of work put aside when Lena asks for her assistance. She does not trust Kara to do it, last time Kara put in 10 pizzas, 20 bars of chocolate and 16 bags of donuts. She is not here for the sugar kick that happens with a powerful, hungry Kryptonian 
  • kills the spiders - Alex. Kara won’t, she floats to the ceiling and refuses to come down and Lena just does not want to so Alex gets called in and she busts in there, gun at the ready as Lena without looking up from her magazine just points to the corner where a tiny spider is lurking.
  • comes home drunk at 3am - Kara. Mon-El always gives her some liquid courage and then she’s singing a made up song dedicated to “Lena Luthor with an ass like the moon”. Half of the time Lena is far too amused to be annoyed by it. Though there was that one time that Alex, Maggie and James had to pull her off of Mon-El after he tried something with her helplessly intoxicated girlfriend, he didn’t make that mistake again.
  • remembers to feed the fish - they don’t have fish. Not after the death of Mr Fishington the 3rd. Lena will not spend another 2 hours mourning the loss of a fish she never wanted. Kara has been begging her for a puppy though.
  • initiates duets - Kara, she sings and hums constantly, she does it when she does the dishes, she does it when she gets home from work. She sings whilst Lena cooks and when she’s typing up her new articles. Lena doesn’t know how to react and she bursts into tears when Kara sings to her, she doesn’t come back for a whole day (side note: she stays with Maggie) and when she does Kara is nervous and rambley, after a heart to heart Kara makes it her mission to get Lena to contribute to a duet. Lena does when they slow dance on her balcony.
  • falls asleep first - Lena. She sleeps at the desk, she falls asleep sprawled on the couch and she pretends that she wasn’t sleeping during movie marathons. Kara comes home and sees the wine bottle on the table with a clustered pile of budget cuts and reports stacked next to it as Lena lightly snores as she sleeps on the couch, Kara covers her with a blanket and kisses her forehead most nights but sometimes she picks Lena up and floats them to their bedroom, Lena curls up against Kara and sleeps soundly.
  • plans spontaneous trips - Both. Lena is such a planner and she has a lot of money to spare so she likes to plan little weekends away or day trips to the zoo because Kara fricking loves it. Also Kara likes to occasionally fly them to random locations for lunch or that weekend where she took them to Lena’s private cottage.
  • wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - Kara. Lena is a great cook and she cooks so naturally, she doesn’t even care about the fact Kara woke her, not when Kara’s arms wrap around her waist and she hums as Lena makes them pancakes. Every time is different and she likes to experiment with different flavours and treats to see which Kara likes. Though Kara does try and help but it only leads to food fights and a syrup covered Lena doing anything but making pancakes.
  • sends the other unsolicited nudes - Lena, she waits until Kara is in the weekly meeting that James throws at CatCo and then she strikes. She also likes to send them during lunch or when Kara is supposed to be hosting a game night, Kara has broken 5 phones, forfitted 2 potstickers and walked into a door. It’s worth it when she faces the wrath of a horny and slightly hungry Kara Danvers.
  • brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - None, mainly because Kara has superhuman abilities so she doesn’t need to and Lena can taser people. Lena isn’t weak by any means but she is quite clumsy and Kara can be pretty oblivious so accidents happen and who needs karate when your girlfriend can punch someone into space?!
  • comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - “KARA ZOR-EL DANVERS YOU MADE ME STOP SO THAT YOU COULD DROOL OVER YET ANOTHER CANDY SHOP?!” Kara pouts for a whole day after Lena dragged her away. She goes into work the next day and finds a basket full of candy and plumerias along with a note that says “for my sweet tooth -L” 
  • blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - Lena. She’s a snarky little shit but Kara is incredibly awkward and seems to follow every awkward thing with finger guns and overly adjusting her glasses. They are both dorks.
  • killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - None of them. Kara does not believe in that and Lena couldn’t kill a fly, she may taser goons and threaten to hurt anyone that insults her sunshine girlfriend but she would never kill anyone.
  • wears the least clothing around the house - Lena. She’s so flirty and Kara is weak for her. Lena conveniently drops spoons and constantly leans across exposing her chest, she lets her hair fall down loose and Kara drools, she stutters and goes bright red and Lena loves it. She may not have a Kryptonian body but she knows how to strut her stuff. Plus she was never really allowed to just be casual around the Luthor Mansion so Kara loves seeing Lena completing work projects whilst sat cross-legged in just lacy black underwear. 
  • has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason - They both have their fair share of sentimental moments and they come at random times, there are the times that Lena sobs at movies or when she tells Kara about the anniversary of when Lex got arrested. Kara likes to talk about her memories at night, she tells Lena about the stars and her planet, she sometimes just starts talking in Kryptonian and Lena loves to hear it all, she encourages Kara to be open and Kara helps Lena fight some of her worst fears.

Hollstein

  • proposes - Carmilla takes them up to the roof and half way through her speech Laura rambles and proposes first.
  • shops for groceries - They both do, though Carmilla regrets it when Laura puts 5 packets of Oreo Double-Stuffed oreos into their cart
  • kills the spiders - Carmilla. Those buggers don’t pay rent in their ridiculously expensive house and she has plenty of boots ready to squish them with.
  • comes home drunk at 3am - Laura is such a lightweight, Carmilla is a casual drinker she doesn’t do it often so there’s rarely a time when she’s drunk but you put Laura and Kara together and the two get drunk easily, leading to giggly girlfriends being handsy with their snarky spouses.
  • remembers to feed the fish - Laura does not trust Carmilla around fish, her girlfriend is not too keen on pets so they tend to avoid them.
  • initiates duets - Laura, she sings into spatulas and follows Carmilla around the apartment singing “what’s new pussycat” and “I knew you were trouble”
  • falls asleep first - Laura likes to stay up and watch Buffy re-runs until who knows what time, Carmilla sleeps like the dead.
  • plans spontaneous trips - Carmilla, much like Lena she has pretty much unlimited funds and she has travelled a lot so whenever Laura has free time she plans weekends away and little days trips.
  • wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - Laura Eileen Hollis. She has cravings and she will have her chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes even if she has to drag a half asleep Carmilla into the kitchen and ravish her first, it’s just so she can get her pancakes *wink wink*
  • sends the other unsolicited nudes - Carmilla starts it but Laura gives as good as she gets.
  • brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - Carmilla, she pretends she knows all this kind of stuff but she definitely doesn’t, she can pack a punch though. Laura tried teaching her some Krav-Maga but they always end up….distracted
  • comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - Laura. Carmilla will pick her up and carry her away. Laura proceeds to pout like crazy until Carmilla surprises her with a packet of those gourmet jelly beans that Laura nearly orgasmed at on one of their trips.
  • blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - Carmilla, she’s such a little shit, Laura hates her for it because it always sets her off into adorable giggles.
  • killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - Carmilla and oh yeah Carmilla. Laura would accidentally kill someone and then Carmilla would have to hide the body.
  • wears the least clothing around the house - Carmilla. She flexes and strips down randomly, she just saunters to the kitchen in that small silky robe Laura loves and she sprawls in her underwear and Laura both loves it and hates it because she should have self control but giver her a practically naked Carmilla and their kitchen table has been broken 3 times already.
  • has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason - Carmilla, Laura has them too but Carm has become a lot more open so she will wistfully talk about moments in her life over dinner or during a tv marathon when a character reminds her of someone from her past. It always surprises Laura when she does it, especially that time when Carmilla cried and told her how much she missed Mattie and the feeling of family (she admitted it after Laura made her watch Lilo and Stitch)
Logan & Laura, High School AU

for @adawomantium

16.  High School AU (Logan picking Laura up from her first day 


Laura pushed her hair from her eyes and squinted into the sun.  The rumble of the truck was unmistakable as he pulled up to the curb.  

She took a deep breath and tried to school her features, not wanting to let on how shitty her day had been.  If it wasn’t her classes, it was the upperclassmen, giving her bad directions just to fuck with her.  She flexed her fingers and pulled her sleeve down to cover her knuckles.  She’d taken on the cinderblock bathroom wall and lost.  

She forced a small smile and walked up to the truck, tossing her bag in the bed and opening the door.  

She climbed into the cab without a word, shutting the door behind her.  

It took all of twenty seconds for her dad to ask her.  “What happened to your hand?”  

not my division!// old man logan

Originally posted by hqrryhart

There are next to no Old Man Logan gifs that I haven’t used.. So I’m just going to start using ones of Logan both old and young. This prompt was so amusing to think about that I just wanted to start with this one! This is ¼ requests for the day, but bear with me.. I’m sick as a dog. Enjoy!

Requested by Anon: Would you mind doing an insert set during Logan, were the reader is on her monthly  and he’s so inexperienced with dealing with her human mood swings? He makes a fool out of himself buying her lady products, etc while Laura tags along? 

Warnings: mentions of blood, Logan being completely inexperienced with women and menstrual cycles / It’s really short compared to the other ones I’ve written. 

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a time to remember || sterek || 2.7k

Loosely inspired by A Walk to Remember

-x-

Derek is in third period when he meets the new kid. The kid is tall–not enormously so, but he’s about an inch taller than Derek. Derek thinks the kid might be hot if he wore clothes that actually fit. His brown hair is hair is a little rumpled and his face a little pale and sleep worn, neither of which helps. 

Not that Derek cares, really. He feels on top of the world. He’d gotten to third base with Paige last night and she still kissed him goodnight afterward.

Derek doesn’t remember much about third period. Just the kid, mostly. His name was Krzesimir, seriously.

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Poetry Riot Prompt (Week One Hundred Twenty-Nine) - Mystery

The participants in this week’s prompt are:

the-wordslinger

claphandsound

bg-grizzo

katrinnac

wordsaregolden22

catsandmisadventures

restlessmuseum

cruxymox

treesclapforme

voidlightmoon

neverthelessalive

autumnsunshine10

scripted-ink

subtextures

stephan-norman

goldcanman

electricarmchair

lzlabs

jadeonn

wordsdontmeananything

snuffyart

mattarah

moondriver00

spilled-from-my-lips

alexandracsteffen

hermeneutica

undertheheart

jacarterwinward

mysublimejourney

hangingoninquietdesperation

wonderlandcrusader

just-4-thought

thespiandrummer

chucklingpecan

liam-and-the-inn0v8-r

wired-messiah

ninaines

rainded-onparade

mortalghost

usuallyaboutaboy

avolitorial

suadadeinmoonlight


Laura’s Pick: @usuallyaboutaboy

Fabulous imagery in this poem. I especially like the line, ‘rest belongs at the bottom of the ocean’. Well done.

Honorable Mentions: @just-4-thought, @cruxymox, @chucklingpecan

Sarah has been swamped at work and was unable to go through the poems for this week’s prompt.

Thank you to all who participated. A new prompt has already been posted. Please see this post to find out what it is.

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For @isamaegreenleaf…reader is Clint’s baby daughter as requested. Enjoy!

“You’re crazy,” Steve said to Clint.
“Am I?” he rebutted, “My daughter hasn’t been so finicky with me since Nat first came around.”
Steve held back a chuckle but smirked. “Come on. You’re her father. Of course she loves you more.”
Clint rubbed his face with his hand. “I don’t think so.”
Tony smirked. “That’s the Cap for ya. Stealing the hearts of women and children since the ‘40s.”
Steve rolled his eyes. “Hardly.”

A little giggle caused the group to glance down at the ground. Little Y/N had somehow managed to crawl out of her crib. She was currently waddling toward Steve, making the man smile sheepishly. Clint rolled his eyes as his daughter silently asked to be picked up.

“See? She didn’t even go to sleep,” he exasperated.
“She didn’t go to sleep when I put her to bed either,” Laura quipped.

Steve picked the little girl up and stood. Laura made a move to grab her. However, being the gentleman he is, Steve held up his hand.

“It’s alright. I’ll put her back.”
“Are you sure? She might be hungry.”
Steve glanced over at Clint. The archer sighed. “Go ahead Cap. Be my guest.”

Steve brought the little girl back to her crib. After she whined when he stepped away, he decided to stay until she fell asleep. Unfortunately, this didn’t make Clint feel any better.

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Poetry Riot Prompt (Week One Hundred Twenty-Eight) - Taboo

The participants in this week’s prompt were:

restlessmuseum

chucklingpecan

rhapsodyinblue45

katrinnac

darukcuervoazul

rained-onparade

idgafredux

snuffyart

lzlabs

claphandsound

mattarah

poetry–etc

marmaladejamsammy

the-wordslinger

not-a-wish-factory

subtextures

northerntr4sh

jasongrabowski

wordsdontmeananything

jakub-beralski

chameleonlotus

moonlitwaterwriting

sulfurousdreamscapes

alexofolder

fakesurprise

avolitorial

tommypinwheel

cruxymox

mysublimejourney

thecolourofdarkness97

thinkinginpoems

authorjoyroyal

alexandracsteffan

jadeonn

mortalghost

rquideal

hereticalwritings

my-fickle-muse

mnpoetree

writesoftlytay

Laura’s Pick: @mnpoetree

A poem about peanut butter! I thought this was a great idea. While some may be allergic or simply don’t want to eat all that fat, most people still don’t think of foods as taboo. This poem was a well-written and unique take on the prompt. Well done.

Honorable Mentions: @the-wordslinger@hereticalwritings, @my-fickle-muse, @jakub-beralski

Sarah’s Pick: @katrinnac.

I liked the direction this took. A taboo within a taboo, very clever.

Honorable Mentions: @jasongrabowski,  and @northerntr4sh.

Thank you to all who participated. A new prompt will be posted soon.