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  • Alec: You never called me back. I called you so many times and you never called me back.
  • Magnus: Your city is under attack. The wards have broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven’t called you?”
  • Alec: I want to know why you haven’t called me back.
  • Magnus: You’re an idiot.
  • Alec: Is that why you didn’t call me? Because I’m an idiot?
  • Magnus: No. I didn’t call you because I’m tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I’m tired of watching you be in love with someone else—someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do.
  • Alec: You love me?
  • Magnus: You stupid Nephilim. Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!
  • Alec: I hadn’t looked at it that way,
  • Magnus: Of course not. You never looked at it in any way. I’m seven hundred years old, Alexander. I know when something isn’t going to work. You won’t even admit I exist to your parents.
  • Alec: I thought you were three hundred! You’re seven hundred years old?
  • Magnus: Well, eight hundred. But I don’t look it. Anyway, you’re missing the point.
  • Travis: I'm gonna shove [the potion] in her gullet!
  • Matt: It /would/ take your action to do so.
  • Laura: Aw, you don't have to do that, Grog!
  • Taliesin: Um, uh, actually yes- you should...
  • Everyone: ...
  • Travis: Nah, I feed her the potion