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Legally Blonde the Musical
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Why you should watch Legally Blonde: The Musical
  • Shows that girls can be smart and care about how they look 
  • Great acting
  • Christian Borle as Emmett Forrest
  • Everyone can sing!
  • Shows that hard work beats intelligence
  • Christian Borle
  • Witty lines
  • Elle uses her knowledge about fashion and hair care to win the case
  • Emmett and Elle is the cutest couple ever, okay?
  • Lyrics that hit right home
  • Did I mention Christian Borle as Emmett Forrest?

Serioulsy, why are you not watching it?

Renamed Musicals
  • The Last Five Years: We were happy for ten minutes
  • Bring It On: just like the movies but better because Lin-Manuel Miranda
  • Dogfight: All My Friends Are Dead by: Eddie Birdlace
  • American Psycho: Benjamin Walker's abs ft. Jennifer Damiano
  • Spring Awakening: horny German teenagers make me cry thirty times
  • Gypsy: Broadway dance moms
  • In the Heights: remember Lin Manuel Miranda before Hamilton?
  • Jersey Boys: we're all shitty people but at least we're shitty people who can sing
  • How to Succeed in Business: life is good if you can lie
  • Matilda: Carrie Jr.
  • Daddy Long Legs: haha she said "daddy"
  • Children of Eden: the bible ft. belting
  • Tick, Tick...Boom: Remember Jonathan Larson before Rent?
  • Urinetown: urine jokes and Hunter Foster
  • A Chorus Line: we're all suffering so we cover up our emotions with dancing
  • Newsies: hot gay teenage boys stomp a lot
  • The Book of Mormon: we're all suffering so we cover up our emotions with religion
  • Footloose: let hiM BE A DANCER!!!1!!
  • Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown: crazy women take lots of Valium
  • Next to Normal: crazy woman takes a lots of Valium
  • Avenue Q: ruining your childhood one song at a time
  • Bullets Over Broadway: Zach Braff can sing?
  • If/Then: Elphaba marries Roger
  • Parade: JRB can't write anything happy
  • Honeymoon in Vegas: JRB finally writes something happy
  • Ragtime: everyone's a little bit racist but it's okay because it's 1910
  • The Full Monty: suicide and strippers
  • Jekyll and Hyde: Frank Wildhorn needs to chill
  • Wonderland: Frank Wildhorn really needs to chill
  • Bonnie and Clyde: Frank Wildhorn finally finds his chill
  • Catch Me if You Can: Aaron Tveit ignores his feelings with jazz numbers
  • Merrily We Roll Along: we were all happy for like ten minutes
  • Cats: what?
  • Spelling Bee: guy from Modern Family ft. erection song
  • [title of show]: what musical theatre majors go through after college
  • Calvin Berger: Cyrano with horny teenagers
  • Legally Blonde: Laura Bell Bundy can belt my face off
  • Little Women: Jo isn't straight but alright whatever
  • Assassins: kill a president and all your problems will be solved
  • Clinton the Musical: the best thing to come out of Broadway in 50 years
  • Carrie: Matilda with murder
  • Rent: we're all dead inside but it's alright
  • Jasper in Deadland: we're all dead inside but it's not alright
  • Falsettos: family is important ft. the guy from into the woods
  • Company: love is stupid and so are all of you
  • Evening Primrose: literally wh a t the fuck
  • The Frogs: literALLY WH A T THE FUCK
  • School of Rock: these kids have more talent in their left pinkies than you ever will
  • The Addams Family: she's being pulled in a new direction
  • Aladdin: seriously SO much better than the movie
  • Bare: horny American teenagers make me cry thirty times
  • Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson: everyone hates Andrew Jackson boo hoo
  • The Bridges of Madison County: Kelli O'Hara needs to stop being perfect immediately
  • Finding Neverland: somebody wrote fanfiction about J.M. Barrie
  • Fun Home: you're gonna cry a lot
  • Heathers: literally fuckin chill
  • Hamilton: literally fuckin chill (reprise)
  • Love's Labour's Lost: horny college students are horny college students
  • Meet John Doe: Heidi Blickenstaff can belt my face off
  • Pippin: sad gay circus boy
  • Shrek: everyone makes fun of this musical but it's seriously amazing????
  • Something Rotten: 16th century fanfiction
  • Tuck Everlasting: become best friends with your kidnappers
  • Waitress: Deep Dish Blueberry Pie
  • Sweeney Todd: Deep Shit Blueberry Pie
  • West Side Story: MARIA!
  • Zombie Prom: lol why
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SNL did a skit on legally blonde the musical being done in schools and it’s accurate af 😂

Legally Blonde the Musical
  • Omigod You Guys: sisters before misters
  • Serious: probably the douchiest breakup ever
  • Daughter of Delta Nu: sisters before misters reprise
  • What You Want: with a bit of hard work and peer pressure you can get whatever you want
  • The Harvard Variations: emmett is the only person here who isn't privileged
  • Blood in the Water: let the 75th annual hunger games begin
  • Positive: win back your man with the power of a greek chorus and a hot bod
  • Ireland: i listen to foreign music to drown out my troubles
  • Ireland (Reprise): it's not a... perfect metaphor
  • Serious (Reprise): warner is a real douche
  • Chip On My Shoulder: let's get down to business to defeat the huns
  • So Much Better: the empowering "i can do anything" act one finale
  • Whipped Into Shape: holy crap how is she singing with that choreo
  • Delta Nu Nu Nu: sisters before misters reprise reprise
  • Take It Like A Man: legally blonde + ratty corduroy 5ever
  • Bend and Snap: if you did this in real life it wouldn't work at all but this is a musical so let's run with it and try not to break any noses in the process
  • There! Right! There!: gay or european (i bet you thought that was already the title)
  • Legally Blonde: legally blonde + ratty corduroy reprise feat intense empathetic crying
  • Legally Blonde Remix: warner may be a douche but his (ex)girlfriend sure isn't
  • Scene Of The Crime: something to do with showers and perms i think at this point we all kinda stopped paying attention
  • Find My Way/Finale: forgiveness also sisters before misters reprise reprise reprise and legally blonde + ratty corduroy reprise reprise
Lonely Elle

What makes me truly sad is when I hear Elle Woods sing,“Thank you for treating me decently,” to Emmett. Here’s a girl who spent most of her life being surrounded by people who adored her, but was soon isolated and upright mocked at Harvard. Not only does she miss her friends and family, but only has one or two people she can rely on. She wants to thank Emmett for seeing past her hair color for even a small amount of time, as she thinks she is just the common fool of the school. It hurts me that after all she and Emmett had been through, that she thinks everything he did for her was out of pity. Even when he had been in love with her for so long before this moment.