- Natasha’s & Elise’s amazing chemistry - The charm - Literally the only thing that got me through college - The Story - How they didn’t make it being gay a big deal - Carmilla & how love she is with Laura - It’s how me & my girlfriend started talking… bless the show - The amount of friends (internet and in person) I have made through the show - It is and always will be the little show that could
“Laura Hollis is the most complex math equation you have ever encountered in your life. You’ve known for a while that something’s off with her, that something’s not right. Something has seriously fucked that girl up. But you have never previously observed her from as close as you have been able to recently, with all the running in the mornings and the going to her games with Kirsch. There’s just something about her that doesn’t make sense and your brain - despite all the trauma it’s gone through or maybe because of it - can’t shake the curiosity.”
“The thing about literature and music- you use it as way to define yourself. You’ll use it as an extension of your character. Somebody else’s words writing your thoughts, and I think that anyone who relates to music is kind of isolated. It’s lonely. Everyone who uses the creative side of their brain is that much removed from reality. They are looking for answers where ever they can find them.”
OKAY ANON HERE’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BASTILLE.
DAN SMITH STARTED THE BAND. THE FIRST TO JOIN WAS WOODY, THE DRUMMER. THEN WILL, THE GUITARIST, THEN KYLE, THE KEYS. THEY’RE BRITISH. THEIR FIRST SINGLE IS OVERJOYED, BUT THEIR MOST POPULAR IS POMPEII. A LOT OF THEIR SONGS REVOLVE AROUND STORIES AND MYTHOLOGY LIKE ICARUS (Greek mythology), WEIGHT OF LIVING PT. 1 (Rime of the Ancient Mariner), AND LAURA PALMER (Twin Peaks).
HERE ARE THE BAND MEMBERS.THIS HERE IS DAN SMITH. HE IS THE SONGWRITER AND THE MAIN VOCALIST, AND ONE SEXY MAN. HE IS ALSO A COMPLETE DORK AND AN ABSOLUTE PUPPY. THERE IS UNI DANFROM PRE-BASTILLE. THERE IS ALSO AFRO DANFROM 2012 WHEN HE SORTA LET HIS HAIR DO ITS OWN THING. THERE’S ALSO MAY DAN, THE HOTTEST DAN OF THEM ALL WHO HAS GLASSES, A BEAUTIFUL QUIFF, AND A LIL SCRUFF.
MOVING ON TO KYLE SIMMONS
SAY HI TO KYLE. HE’S ALSO A HUNK. HE’S THE BACKING VOCALS AND BASICALLY PLAYS EVERY INSTRUMENT UNDER THE SUN, BUT HE MAINLY PLAYS THE KEYS AND THE SYNTH.
HE LIKES CATS.A LOT. A LOT A LOT.
HIS GREATEST FEATURE IS HIS WONDERFUL VINE FACE
AND OF COURSE HIS ‘STACHE
THEN THERE’S WILL. WILL FARQUARSON. WILL HERE IS THE GUITARIST, BOTH BASS AND ACOUSTIC, AND ONE OF THE BACKING VOCALISTS. HES ALSO A HOTTIE. HE GOT THAT BAD BLOOD TATTOO WHEN THEIR ALBUM HIT NO. 1. HE WAS ALSO DRUNK.
WILL LOVES RIHANNA. A LOT. A LOT A LOT. WE ALL LOVE HIS CHARM AND HIS BEARD. ESPECIALLY THE BEARD.
FINALLY, THE BAND WOULD NOT BE HERE WITHOUT WOODY. CHRIS 'WOODY’ WOOD.
WOODY IS THE HUMAN METRONOME. HE’S ALSO THE BACKING VOCALS
BASTILLE CREATES THE BEST BEATS AND RHYTHM (listen to Icarus, Of the Night, These Streets, Bad Blood, etc. and you’ll understand) AND WOODY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM LIVE. HE’S ALSO A CUTIE.
HE’S ALSO GOT THE CUTEST RELATIONSHIP EVER.
EVER. EVER EVER.
THIS BAND INCORPORATES INTRICATE HARMONIES AND BEATS AND RHYTHMS AND ALL KINDS OF INSTRUMENTS INGENIOUSLY. THE LYRICS TO ALL THEIR SONGS HOLD INTERESTING IDEAS. THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO USE A LOT OF ELECTRONICS AND SYNTH WITHOUT EVER SOUNDING TOO ARTIFICIAL. THEY SOUND JUST AS GOOD IN A VAN AS THEY DO ON STAGE. THEY CAN MAKE YOU JUMP UP AND DOWN AS WELL AS MAKE YOU COLLAPSE AND CRY.