If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery–isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you’ll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you’re going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It’s the only good fight there is.
Jack and tiny you look at some optical illusions
  • Jack and tiny you look at some optical illusions
  • ft. whispering Jack

Best experience with headphones (or both ear buds), volume turned up and nobody/ nothing loud around you.

 It was late at night, the massive room, you were situated in, was filled with darkness. The only light source came from above you, way above you, from a gigantic phone to be exact. And this phone happened to belong to a certain giant with green hair. Technically he was a human, but a giant from your point of view. 

You were laying on his chest. Under you, fabric and a fleshy wall that separated you from his giant beating heart. Each time it pumped blood through his big body, it felt like the sound went through your own tiny body.

Your eyes were half closed since you where pretty tired, however Jack was not. He was bored and didn’t want to go to sleep yet. You were already half asleep when his voice woke you up. Even as a whisper for him it was loud for you.

“Oh, that’s cool.” he lowered his phone in front of you so you could see the screen too. It was some kind of website with a collection of optical illusions. Jack scrolled through them and commented on them.

Soon, though, your eyes got sleepy again. And Jack’s relaxing, whispering voice, vibrating through your small body did not help.

You eventually gave up holding your eyes open and fell asleep, listening to his steady heartbeat.

 A little thing a made after watching Jack’s april fools video again. My brain got this idea and I just had to make it. I can’t listen to this without smiling like a doof and I hope you like it too. Jack’s talking from here

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I don’t know what to post, so have this weird Japanese commercial with Michael in it.

So yeah.

Have fun sleeping tonight.

So….there’s going to be a talent show at my college soon…and @howtotrainyournana and I are going to be joined by a friend of ours to do a little skit.

I don’t know if I’ll be able to post what we’re going to do, but…well, there are going to be TWO Bills and ONE Ford and guess who happens to have the red sweaters and the journal on hand?

Hoo boy. This is gonna be interesting. Especially since they’re going to be singing “It’s Gonna Get Weird” and I’ll be running around “scribbling.”