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Gift-Giving

Ah, so since it is my favorite shinobi boyfriend’s Birthday. Here is a light, silly modern!au birthday fic for everyone’s favorite Saizo. I hope you all like it! I enjoyed writing it. <3


You opened the door to the apartment slowly, cursing at the slight creak that echoed through the darkened living room.

You needed to be quiet.

Sliding the door silently shut behind you, you tiptoed into the kitchen, cursing whatever logic had told you it was okay to move in with your boyfriend.

It was much harder to surprise someone you lived with than someone you didn’t.

Especially if that surprise was food.

Food that you were making from scratch.

Honestly it was a lost cause, but you knew that he had stayed up half the night writing his novel, so maybe…maybe, he would be busy napping.

You looked at the clock. You had more than enough time to make the dango before people started arriving uninvited.

Breakfast in bed? Well dango wasn’t really breakfast was it? But it was Saizo’s favorite food, and you were bound and determined to make it for him.

It was his first birthday with you, after all.

You felt like you had something to prove.

Luckily for you, or well for the both of you really, dango was a family favorite at your house, and you had your grandmother’s recipe. You’d made it before, it was always a hit.

He was going to like it.

Well, you hoped so.

You hummed softly to yourself, enjoying how good it felt to be in the kitchen. His kitchen, your kitchen. A giggle left your lips, and you clamped your hand over your mouth.

Quiet. You had to be quiet.


He hadn’t gotten up, you leaned against the counter, looking at your pretty multi-colored dango, speared neatly and stacked on a plate.

Perfect.

But Saizo hadn’t come out of the bedroom yet, and you knew he was awake. 

He was totally awake, that tease.

Unwilling to wait a moment longer you picked up the dango and carried it to the bedroom door, swinging it open with a tap of your foot, peaking your head inside.

Ah yes, your sleeping beauty was not asleep at all.

His copper-red eyes met yours with an amused look, beckoning you to him.

“Ah, I see the little lady must be done with her experiments. “

He was at his desk, glasses on the bridge of his nose, clearly typing out another one of his sinful books. A blush rose to your cheeks.

It wasn’t fair how attractive he was.

“Not experiments” You puffed your cheeks out at him. “A gift, for your birthday.” A frown graced his features at that comment.

Saizo didn’t like his birthday.

“What kind of gift could have possibly caused you to make all that noise?” He leaned back into his chair as you stepped fully into the room, striding over to him and setting the plate on the table.

“Homemade dango.” You couldn’t help the excitement in your eyes any more than he could help the brief look of surprise on his face. “I know you said you didn’t want to do anything, but having your favorite treat on your birthday is okay, right?” Ah that did it, his eyes softened, as they did so regularly when they gazed at you. “It’s my grandmother’s recipe. So they’re good.  I promise.”  

“Do you?” he smirked, picking up a skewer. “That also explains the rice flour on your face.” You flushed, moving your hand up to wipe it away, only to have him stop you, pulling you down to where your noses were almost touching, running his tongue along your cheek with an expert ease.

“Hmm” You sighed, a soft noise leaving your mouth. “Saizo. What-”

““Well who am I to disagree with your grandmother?” He continued, as though the moment had never happened. popping a piece of dango into his mouth, eyes widening.

And he ate another, then another.

“E-Eh, Saizo. You might want to slow down?” You offered, but he only shook his head.

“No, no, you made these for me little lady. They’re my favorite. Would you really deny me the treat of eating them on my birthday?”

“So you like them?” He didn’t respond. Instead his hand caught your wrist and pulled you down to him, an amused snort leaving his mouth at your yelp. He pressed his lips to yours, the sticky-sweet flavor of the dango still clinging to his lips. He settled you in his lap, the soft silence of the room only broken with your contented sigh as his lips left yours.

“I think you must’ve made more of these, hm?” He grabbed another skewer, as you let out a soft giggle.

“I did, but there are for the guests I know will inevitably arrive.” You pronounced solemnly, leaning forward to steal a bite from his. “But I can make you more, if you’d like.”

“I’d like it if you made them more instead, little lady.”

“I didn’t realize you liked dango this much.”

“ I don’t.”

“You don’t?”

“I like your dango this much.”  The blush on your face burned as you buried it into the crook of  neck.

It set your blood on fire, what he did to you. How could he be so kind?

Still, all you could do was relax against him, draping your arms around his neck and snuggling against him. A comfortable silence filled the room. You were pretty sure he had finished the dango you’d brought him, as he had gone back to typing on his laptop.


“Saizo” You half-murmured, not wanting to ruin the moment. “Are you sure that they are a good enough birthday gift?”

“Ah, little lady, I don’t know why you insist on doing these things for me at all.”  You pulled away from him, eying him with a gentle understanding.

“Because I love you, and the fact that you were born is precious to me. I-” His lips found yours again, this time lifting you with him as he stood up, carrying you over to the bed. He gently set you down, pulling away to stare at you.

The look in his eyes made your heart ache.

“I love you too.” He trailed a hand up your neck, the touch making you shiver. “But if you insist on celebrating my birthday, there is one more thing I’d like you to do.”

The implication was there, you knew your face had to be beet red. You fell back against the bed, watching him expectantly.

“Get me the rest of the dango from the kitchen.”

It was like he had thrown a bucket of cold water over you. You pouted up at him.

“Seriously?”

“What, did we have something a little more…sinful on our mind.” He smirked at you, and you couldn’t resist a laugh.

“I’ll get you the rest of the dango.” You leaned over to kiss his cheek before bounding out of the room.

Happy Birthday Saizo.  

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Kishou-san, please stop making my heart do somersaults with your voice. Especially with that ‘I wanna stay together…’ part.

My Soukoku-shipping heart can’t stop relating Mamo wearing a ridiculous hat to Chuuya.

(In case you don’t know, Miyano Mamoru is Dazai Osamu’s voice actor. Taniyama Kishou is Nakahara Chuuya’s voice actor.)

So I found this clip in my hard disk today. I can’t remember where I downloaded it, heck, I can’t remember when I downloaded it, but it made me laugh so much I just had to share. If any of you know the source, please tell me so I can credit and ask for permission.

And I don’t know which event this is from. They mentioned Tsukimori Len and Kaji Aoi, Kishou and Mamo’s characters in La Corda d’Oro, so I’m guessing this is from a Corda event. It’s most probably the live voice-acting part of the event (I think there’s a proper name for it, but I can’t remember). Judging from Mamo’s hair (lol), this must’ve taken place quite some time ago.

I know nothing about the Corda series other than the aforementioned guys, so I don’t know who the other seiyuus are. I tried looking up the characters to figure out who they are but there were so many characters I went cross-eyed. If any of you know the seiyuus, please tell me so I can include their names in the translation.

Translation by me under the cut. It may not be completely accurate, so yeah.

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anonymous asked:

What is the funniest thing that has happened during sex?

Wellll long story short but i was tied up & couldn’t move and i got the giggles i just couldn’t stop laughing for no reason & i tried to stop but every time Libby started going down on me i burst out laughing. I was trying to explain why I was laughing & i say, i feel like I’m on xfactor when they keep getting the song wrong & have to start again, & I’ve never seen either of us laugh so much😭

*My inner hhgttg nerd made me send this to you. References-*

Anti grins and laughs. “This is fuckin’ awesome! Thanks, kitten~” // this actually made me laugh thank you so much for this omg

Good EveNakotan( ^∀^)

Today、
was a Photo event and jacket singing^^

Fans who came for the first time after a year、fans who came for the first time、
People from abroad、a lot of people came!!!
I’m really happy😭

Everyone who came、thank you very much!
I learned various words from many counties😊

For the 4th round、even though I had twintails、wearing twintails on a hair that’s always straight makes me nervous笑

Middle School memories😂

Yesterday night、I watched the latest HKT48 no Odekake with Emiri!(Bouldering?!)
We both laughed so much!!!笑

The sound effects were awesome😂
Thinking about it right now makes me laugh😂

Next week、Nako and Emiri both appear on Odekake so please take a look❤️

These are shoes that Tomonaga-san gave me^^

NakoNakoTanTan( ^∀^)

Yabuki Nako G+ / 2017.04.22

I did the most spectacular Ragdoll™ today when cycling, I came around a bend too fast not knowing it was a hill and fuckin flew into the brush lmao
Handlebar stabbed me in the chest, I cut my wrist, bashed my head and bust my thigh but tbh I laughed so fucking much simply because it was such a dramatic fall