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Okay but imagine Kara dressing up as Supergirl for Halloween but instead of wearing her actual Supergirl costume she bought some cheap ass merch costume and put it on and when Alex sees this she looks mortified, like, first off what is this trash, Kara, and secondly someone could still recognize you even in that cheap ass costume, but then they get to the party (Alex is still embarrassed out of her mind) and people are looking at Kara and telling her what a bad copy of Supergirl she is and that they look nothing alike and Kara has to try *so* hard to keep a straight face in front of them but later on she’s laughing her ass off while Alex probably went into cardiac arrest every time someone approached Kara to say something about her costume and seriously I’ve been laughing about this idea for hours now and I don’t think it’s ever going to wear off

A tribute

@taylorswift hey girl, I know you hear this a lot, but I just wanted to drop by and let you know just how incredible you are. I’m not sure words can truly express what you mean to me and what your music means to me. With the anniversary of Red it brings back so many memories of that time in my life when those songs spoke so true to me and what was going on in my life. It’s probably the album that touched me the most, the lyrics, the music, <3 Because you are so wiling to share a part of you and be vulnerable I have spent many hours laughing and crying while listening to your music. Some of my best memories have come while listening to your songs, you know exactly what to say and how to say it. Thank you for being willing to share a part of you with us. 

I still remember exactly where I was and what I was doing the first time I heard your music on the radio 11 years ago and thought “wow, this girl is good I need to know all of her stuff” since then we have been on a journey together through each album and phase of life. I love it because even though I was in college when your first album came out I feel like I have been able to relate to each album and era, you have a beautiful way of doing that. Even though we don’t really know each other personally I feel like we do and I talk about you like we’re best friends. I love that you make us all feel that way, you have an ability to make us all feel like we’re your best friend. You connect with us, you love us, and you care about us. I don’t know how you do it, but I’m amazed over and over again at your love and your ability to be genuine and kind. I have heard/read story after story of people that you have touched their lives and I always feel proud to be somebody that has loved you and stood by your side through the years. 

  I have made so many new friends over the last 11 years through social media, attending your concerts, award shows, album releases, etc and I love them all dearly. We love you and when anything happens you better believe we are all there to discuss it together and defend you to the death. I love seeing so many friends old and new meet you, get a shout out, etc It truly makes my heart happy to see these things happening. and let’s not just talk about Swifties, but that band of yours, the backup singers, and dancers I have come to know and love over the years and look forward to seeing them whenever I get a chance. My life has honestly been changed for good because of you. It makes me so happy to see you happy and to hear how happy you are. You deserve the world. This is getting lengthy, there is so much more I could say, but I’ll end with “I’ve had the time of my life, fighting dragons with you” <3

PS I need that swift life app in my life immediately. and to hear you sing live “The Moment I Knew” just one time. #pleaseandthankyou

~Bree 

I’m not even a slytherin but this made me laugh for half an hour// artist: @emilyscartoons

Ever since that one guy I was playing D&D with called me a “petulant whore”, it’s been the preferred pet name by my inner circle. We call each other that over everything. Yelling at each other over games, greeting each other in the morning, complimenting each other’s accomplishments.

And the guy who originally called me that just found out and wrote me a very long, angry e-mail about how I was supposed to be insulted, and how dare I turn his words around like that.

I’ve been laughing over this for hours. Dude, get a grip.

dan talking about how other kids in school threw actual x-acto knives at him literally broke my heart and when you think about the fact that he was bullied at school just for being different and that he went through his entire childhood and teen years without having a best friend, without having anyone who understood him and was there for him and you look at him now being happy and confident and himself and not only having a best friend but living with him for almost 7 years and having someone who’s there for him no matter what and someone he can laugh with for an hour over a broken terrarium and i’m just so happy that after all the shit he went through he finally has something good in his life cause he more than deserves it

Before you get angry with her...

Remember that first time you met and you saw her perfect smile.
Remember the first time you got the courage to kiss her
Remember what it feels like to hold her at night
Remember the way you grab her hand when things get stressful and she rubs your thumb with hers
Remember how she reminds you that everything will be okay when you get overwhelmed
Remember all those times you thought no one could help, but when she came along she did.
Remember those late nights you stayed up talking
Remember the things you laughed at for hours together
Remember the way her eyes shine when she talks about things she loves
Remember how her voice sounds when she wakes up

Remember all of these things before you let your anger win and you can’t take back what you said (mean them or not). Eventually “I’m sorry” loses meaning and she will say goodbye. So remember all of these things before its too late and she’s gone.

All For Show

Valentine’s Day Special #2

Pair : Steve Rogers x Reader

8. You ask your best friend to pretend to be your boyfriend for your sisters couples dinner party. Requested by anon. 

Warning : Language

Word Count : 2,434

Three knocks, that’s all it took before Steve opened the door. He stood there, wearing a tank top and sweats, and his hair damped from sweat, which only meant he just came back from the gym.

“Hey, didn’t expect you here today.” He smiled, waving you in.

“I know, but I needed to talk to you.”

You walked in to his apartment, and plopped down onto his couch. His place was like your second home. You were always there, and if you weren’t, then you two were at your place.

“Beer?” He asked, walking to the kitchen.

“Nah, just water.”

Steve tossed you a water bottle, as he started back toward the living room where you waited.

You took a big swig of the water and felt the cold liquid trickle down your throat. Making you feel somewhat at ease.

“So what did you need to talk to me about?” Steve asked, leaning against the wall across from you.

For some reason you were feeling nervous. Which was strange. Steve was your best friend. You two were so close, you were able to talk to him about anything. He’s seen you in sweats with no makeup on. He’s helped you when you were a drunken mess. And yet, you were somehow nervous about this topic.

“Y/N.” he snapped his fingers, catching your attention. “You okay?”

You slowly nodded, running your hand through your hair. Something you did when you were nervous.

“So my sister is throwing a couples party tomorrow night, and when I RSVP’d a month ago, I was dating Jared-”

“The asshole.” He cut you off.

“Woah, language.” You teased.

He dramatically rolled his eyes and huffed. “Anyways, go on.”

“As I was saying, I told her I’d go and now she’s expecting me to be there.”

“So?” He drawled out.

You swallowed hard, meeting your best friends gaze.

“I was wondering if you can go as my fake boyfriend.” You slightly winced as the words finally fell from your lips.

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