laughing too damn hard at this

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Hong Jisoo in his class yearbook…

cr. chiagiaa

Dating Tommy Holland might include:

Originally posted by septodragon

(( gif not mine, but damn ))

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DATING THIS MUNCHKIN MAY INCLUDE:

  • him laughing when he tries to teach you proper English table mannerisms
  • you trying really hard because you want to make him proud
  • “I guess you are too adorable to be proper, eh?”
  • if you are short: he would bring it up any chance he was given
  • because he is used to being the youngest and the shortest
  • he is pretty deviant and quite sly
  • you soon understand why Seb and Robert call him a little asshole
  • WANNABE GENTLEMAN
  • he tries so hard to open doors for you and pull out a chair and get your coat
  • he whines when you do them yourself
  • he whines in general
  • he’s a big baby and you take care of him often
  • when he is sick he will play it like he is dying so that you will take care of him
  • because he loves your cooking
  • praises it
  • he will often shower you in what you call over exaggerated compliments
  • but he calls them understatements of blatant facts
  • he can and will take any aspect about you and ramble about how much he adores it
  • but he is also the person where if you mention a flaw you see about yourself and genuinely would like to change it for the better; he will give you constructive advice and help you in anyway that he can
  • he wants you to love yourself as much as he does
  • hand holding
  • inconvenient hand holding
  • always touching in someway
  • PROTECTIVE TYPE
  • an arm around you
  • glaring
  • at any man that walks past
  • even Harrison
  • just because
  • some random on the street
  • gave you a cat call
  • he was physically ready to slice of their arm
  • and beat them with it
  • “Guysss, I’m really homesick“ :(
  • “Tom, you just went home to grab a hoodie and came back seven minutes ago?”
  • “I knowww. But (Y/n) isn’t here…”
  • because home is where the heart is
  • “She left to get some coffee. You hugged her three minutes ago– what is wrong with you?”
Boyfriend!Chanyeol

Originally posted by purpleuhan

  • His tall will make you feel small
  • Snuggles for DAYS
  • Adorable backhugs all the time
  • Letting you wear his clothes whenever you want something comfy
  • Nose kisses
  • “JagiyaJagiyaJagiyaJagiyaaa”
  • Always smiling his mega-watt smile when he’s with you
  • “Cutie”
  • Poking and squishing your cheeks
  • Tucking your head under his chin
  • Initiating a lot of PDA
  • But blushing SO hard when you initiate it instead
  • Even if it’s just taking his hand
  • He will turn red
  • Making you laugh until you can’t breathe
  • Cafe dates
  • Lunch dates
  • Singing for you
  • Playing guitar for you
  • Playing guitar while singing for you
  • Buying a ton of random stuff just because it looks cute
  • Teasing you when you can’t reach things
  • “Oh no Jagi are you too short?”
  • “Shut up and hand me the damn cereal”
  • Purposely placing everything on the highest shelf when you’re in a fight so you’re forced to talk to him
  • But almost no fights ever
  • Always talking to each other
  • Even if it’s about water bottles and aliens
  • If it’s quiet, it’s probably because you feel asleep on each other
  • Lots of cuddles
  • Wrapping up in blanket burritos together
  • Head kisses
  • Waking up only to be smothered by how tangled up he is with you
  • But you don’t mind that much
  • And just snuggle deeper into his chest and fall asleep
  • Hugs that last for 5 full minutes before he has to leave for tour
  • ‘I miss you’ texts literally 15 minutes after he says goodbye
  • Honestly the two of you probably annoy the people around you with how fluffy and lovey-dovey you are
  • But you don’t care because the relationship would forever be in that honeymoon stage of sweet smiles and adorableness and young love
But consider this

I still have like two unfinished shidge fics so IDK if I ever will write this so here are my hcs for it

Your Obligatory Pidge is neighbors with Single Dad Shiro and his son Keith

-early 30s single dad Shiro and his son 5 year old Keith living in an apartment

-20s Pidge just moving next door

-awkward “Oh hey good morning!” followed by the “I made too much food would you like some?” nice moves pidge

-the “yeah sure thanks”

-the “Would you like to come inside?”

-the “let me go get my son”

-the omg he has a son?! He is married I have zero chances damn oh well time to hide my feelings in a dark void and be a good neighbor

- the “must be hard having children at a young age” followed by the explanation that shiro is in his 30s and Pidge laughing it off as a joke until he tells her he is serious and she is like HOW

-but also Shiro being busy with work and asking Pidge to take care of Keith for the night

-I’m guessing Pidge is into programming, tech stuff, freelancer so their time is pretty much at their control, although most of their freelance work comes from Altea Tech, their friend Hunk works there

-the Keith looking at Pidge’s photos hung on the the wall and seeing Pidge’s mom and asking “What are moms like??”

-Pidge realizing Keith never had a mom but yeah pidge has to say something “moms are nice, heartwarming. They take good care of you. Sometimes, they do scold you but that is because they love you and wants the very best for you.”

-”That sounds a lot like dad.”

-”Yep. Shiro is cool like that.”

-”Doesn’t that mean dad is twice as cool because he does both?” “Yeah. he is.”

-cue Pidge watching Lilo n Stich or maybe treasure planet with Keith and Keith falling asleep, Shiro getting home, thanking Pidge and carrying Keith back to his apartment

-Pidge hesitating because they may be intruding but then going with it saying Shiro is a very admirable and strong person as they are able to raise a wonderful son and also be amazing with their work

-Shiro being ???? then realizing that Pidge knows, probably from Keith, and then smiles and says thank you and good night before leaving

-Pidge closing their door and collapsing on the floor because how can shiro be this good-looking and perfect?! It is unfair, unjust

-Pidge meeting with Hunk to talk about their frustrations

-the “If he is single, then why don’t you just date him?!”

-”but what if he isn’t looking for someone and I end up ruining our good relations???”

-Also, previous neighbors the Sanchez, aka Kiddy Lance playing with Kiddy Keith with a really bad crush on Kiddy Keith because they thought Kiddie Keith was a girl, Curse u MULLET, and now they feel betrayed and confused af with their feelings somebody help these poor children u need to tell him it is ok to like boys pls

-by previous neighbors, I mean the Sanchez family  used to live in Pidge’s apartment, they saved enough money for a house so they moved to one, still in the neighborhood though

-Lance sleeping over because his parents had to do stuff (and by that I mean Lance crying like a baby because they miss Keith)

-Keith being all sparkly and excited and everything, Shiro is a happy dad

-Keith inviting PIDGE over, because Pidge and their movie collection are cool and not overrated and also because Keith wants Pidge to meet Lance

-because let’s face it, Shiro buys overrated movies, no time to go hunt the net for the good secret ones, but Pidge knows what is up

-the kid watching Brother Bear, Pidge brings popcorn and the kids swear they make the best popcorn

-Shiro falls asleep fast, poor dad needs rest, taking care of a 5 year old son and keeping up with work is a difficult job

-Keith swears he always does this in movie nights. Pidge drapes a blanket over shiro

-cue crying because Brother Bear is full of feels and shiro waking up because crying noises, note everyone is crying even Pidge 

-Shiro trying to not laugh at them, at pidge specifically, because Pidge cried watching brother bear, omg

-but Keith doesn’t know it is pidge he is laughing at and goes all defensive and like Brother Bear is an beautiful movie about ummmm…. brotherhood and bears, dad. You can’t laugh at brother bear when you slept on it.

-And Shiro just ruffling Keith’s hair saying yeah he is sorry and then looks at PIdge and winks (Pidge is internally and eternally screaming) as some form of I am sorry I laughed at you

-they finish the few remaining minutes of Brother bear and kids go to bed, Pidge goes back to their apartment

-Also Pidge, no car Pidge, bringing big bags when they go buy groceries coming down from buses and Shiro seeing that

-Shiro offering Pidge rides to the grocery store with him and Keith and Pidge saying yes because that would be a hell lot easier also GROCERY DATES

-Keith is in the cart obviously, Pidge is nice enough to make “vroom vroom” sounds for the kid, shiro never thought of that also they have dinner outside after this

-COOK DATES, aka Chef Dad Shiro, teaches Pidge some goddamn cooking because Pidge only knows how to cook pasta

-Shiro lowkey realizing he might be falling for Pidge but opting to just keep it to himself because Pidge is at their Prime, they can do anything in their 20s and well a single dad with a 5 year old kid isn’t exactly what people in their 20s are looking for (Joke is on you Shiro)

-Basically Shiro liking Pidge but considers his feelings something that will hold Pidge back so he doesn’t do anything about them

-How’s about daddy holt not going with non-binary and pidge being 100% done so they left their home at 18 bless matt for offering them a place to stay

-And how’s about some sad nights for Pidge because they remember daddy holt and they go drinking and moon viewing in the balcony

- cue accidentally breaking one of their pots and getting Shiro’s attention who hurries to their balcony because something just broke n they see pidge drunk in the moonlight

-the “Pidge are you okay? Is something wrong?”

-the “Oh hey Shiro. *hic*”

-the “You shouldn’t be here. You’re drunk, Pidge. It’s dangerous.” with the I am genuinely worried look

-the “tis fine. I’m perfectly fine.”

-the “Is something bothering you? Would you like to talk to me about it? I mean, if you are okay with it.”

-the SMILE in the glistening moonlight of pidge

-the arms stretching “You’re right shiro. I shouldn’t be here like this. I should hit the sheets. Good night.” before leaving

-the morning with the holy shit this HANGOVER and the need to go to the convenience store only to find a bag of Hangover coping drinks and meds on your door’s handle with the message:

“You’ll need these. Take Care,” -Shiro

-KEITH LOVES FINDING NEMO OKAY SO MUCH BECAUSE HE RELATES TO IT SO MUCH HE LOVES HIS PAPA OKAY?!!! I AM NOT OKAY

-KEITH GOES WITH PIDGE AND SHIRO TO GO WATCH FINDING DORY YEAH PIDGE AND KEITH CRY

-after the movie keith is like I am Nemo Papa is Merlin nemo’s papa and Pidge is dory

6

I’m paraphrasing but I was told that it should be something like - two to three minutes on your relationship with her.. why she’s deserving.. etc.
And I’m like - what the fuck really?

RDJ being perfect introducing Scarlett Johansson at Variety’s Power of Women (x)

Send me a number and a paring, and I’ll write a ficlet!
  1. “Here, let me see.”
  2. “Don’t look down.”
  3. “I’m sorry I yelled at you…”
  4. “Will you just hold still?”
  5. “This isn’t just about you…”
  6. “What’s that behind your back?”
  7. “When you’re happy, I’m happy.”
  8. “I wish this moment could last forever…”
  9. “There’s a leaf in your hair.”
  10. “I think I twisted my ankle…”
  11. "Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?”
  12. "Look into my eyes, what do you see?”
  13. “Of course you’d believe that…”
  14. “Your hands are so much larger than mine.”
  15. “Shhh, they’ll hear us.”
  16. “It doesn’t look like you’ll need stitches…”
  17. “Remember when you used to care?”
  18. "Why didn’t you text me back?”
  19. “Will you just tell me the truth?”
  20. “You’re too damn cute.”
  21. “Why are you laughing?”
  22. “That stuff can’t be good for you!”
  23. “This will only take a second…”
  24. “Don’t look at me like that!”
  25. “This tastes bitter…”
  26. “You think you could do better?”
  27. “Isn’t this a gorgeous view?”
  28. “You’ve been so selfish lately!”
  29. “Anything but that!”
  30. “Why did you think that was a good idea?”
  31. “Stop it, you’re embarrassing me.”
  32. “Your eyes are red… Were you crying?”
  33. “We’re running low on time here.”
  34. “You’ve got something on your cheek.”
  35. “If I could just get you to understand…”
  36. “Don’t move, it’ll be okay.”
  37. “Hey, don’t raise your voice at me!”
  38. “Let’s take a deep breath…”
  39. “Come on, it wasn’t that bad.”
  40. “You call that music?”
  41. “Damn auto-correct…”
  42. “You can’t have it both ways.”
  43. “I’ve made a huge mistake…”
  44. “Don’t worry about it. Everyone screws up.”
  45. “You can’t do that!”
  46. “If you love it so much, then why don’t you marry it?”
  47. “We go on three…”
  48. “I’m not bothering you, am I?”
  49. “I didn’t know you could do that.”
  50. “I forgot you used to like this stuff!”

@belatedbeliever1127 helped me compile this list, since we wanted more fic request options. Feel free reblog and join in!

sixth year jily
  • james knowing that he went too far and trying to stay low profile
  • lily being mad at james but not really because deep down she knows that it wasnt exactly his fault
  • lily starting to hang with the marauders more just to piss off snivellus
  • james secretly being so glad that she does hang out with them
  • lily laughing her ass off at their jokes and pranks
  • lily starting to plan some pranks with them
  • james slowly falling more in love with her
  • but james being respectful and caring too much about her to ruin their friendship
  • peter, sirius and remus seeing right through him
  • peter, sirius and remus teasing him and lily being absolutely oblivious
  • lily having growing feelings for james
  • marlene calling lily out on her feelings and lily denying
  • lily staring at james when he speaks with his hands and laughs a little too loud at dinner
  • lily thinking about james when she’s studying in the library
  • lily frantically realizing that she does have feelings for james
  • james being oblivious as well
  • james being absolutely ridiculous always but trying to look super cool (old habits die hard)
  • peter, sirius and remus teasing the BOTH of them because they are so damn obvious
  • but lily and james staying oblivous still
  • lily and james pining for each other
  • james not being able to focus in class because of lily
  • lily cheering a little more than usual at quidditch matches
  • and blusing when james smiles when they won and runs a hand though his hair
  • maybe some cute dates they dont know is dates? basically remus sirus and peter ditching them last minute for a hogsmeade’s trip
  • james and lily having so much fun just the two of them and ending it by staring at each other’s eyes for ten minutes before lily clears her throat and awkwardly says bye
  • after gryffindor wins the cup, party in the common room and james and lily are slightly drunk and they almost kiss but they’re interrupted by a way more drunk sirius and the moment is ruined and they’re too shy to talk about it after
  • james and lily starting to sit next to each other in every class because they have so much to tell each other
  • james and lily having silent conversations at the gryffindor table when their friends start to be ridiculous
  • james and lily studying together in the library and in the park
  • james and lily simply enjoying each other’s presence next to them
  • THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF HOGWARTS AND THE WHOLE WIZARDING WORLD KNOWING THAT JAMES POTTER AND LILY EVANS ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER EXCEPT JAMES POTTER AND LILY EVANS
  • lily stealing james’ clothes for the weekends
  • james resting his head on her stomach when they hang out near the lake
  • basically sixth year jily is good friends slowly falling for each other and being totally oblivious about it and i love it
Prompt List

If you want to request a prompt, submit the prompts (1-3) and character. It can be as random as you’d like.

1.    “Here, let me see.”

2.    “Don’t look down.”

3.    “Will you just hold still?”

4.    “This isn’t about you!”

5.    “What’s that behind your back?”

6.    “There’s a leaf in your hair.”

7.    “i think i twisted my ankle.”

8.    “Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?”

9.    “Of course you’d believe that.”

10.  “Shhh! they’ll hear us!”

11.  “It doesn’t look like you’ll need stitches.”

12.  “Remember when you used to care?”

13.  “Why didn’t you text me back?”

14.  “Will you just tell me the truth?”

15.  “You’re too damn cute.”

16.  “Why are you laughing?”

17.  “This will only take a second.”

18.  “You think you could do better?”

19.  “Isn’t this a gorgeous view?”

20.  “You call that music?”

21.  “You can’t have it both ways.”

22.  “We go on three.”

23.  “I’m not bothering you, am I?”

24.  “I didn’t know you could do that!”

25.  “I forgot you used to like this stuff!”

26.  “I just want to help you.”

27.  “Don’t worry about it.”

28.  “Come on, it wasn’t that bad.”

29.  “Don’t move.”

30.  “We’re running low on time here.”

31.  “Anything but that!”

32.  “Or else what?”

33.  “Stay with me.”

34.  “I came to kick ass and chew gum, and I’m all out of gum.”

35.  “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.”

36.  “You’re an idiot.”

37.  “This should be… interesting.”

38.  “Don’t judge me!”

39.  “Have I ever told you I like you?”

40.  “I was bored.”

41.  “When’s the last time you said ‘I love you’?”

42.  “… Ignore that explosion.”

43.  “Agree to disagree.”

44.  “That was awesome! and disgusting!”

45.  “Don’t make me regret saving you.”

46.  “Care to prove me wrong?”

47.  “Are you… are you flirting with me?”

48.  “After we beat up some thugs, how about dinner?”

49.  “You’re a horrible cook.”

50.  No, your other left.”

51.  “Since when did you get ideas?”

52.  “Do you even know what that is?”

53.  “I’m proud of you. I’m proud of us.”

54.  “Don’t lie to me.”

55.  “Can you at least pretend to take this seriously?”

56.  “Don’t laugh. I said don’t laugh!”

57.  “I didn’t know you could do that!”

58.  “I gave you my heart.”

59.  “I trusted you.”

60.  “Don’t tempt me.”

61.  “Am I supposed to be impressed?”

62.  “… Well, this is awkward.”

63.  “I’m going to kiss you now.”

64.  “I need a hug.”

65.  “That’s… not healthy.”

66.  “Are you… in love with me?”

67.  “You put the ass in assassin.”

68.  “I miss you already.”

69.  “How did you get in here?!”

70.  “I think we should have a sleepover.”

71.  “I did not sign up for this!”

72.  “When did you get so badass?”

73.  “I’m having a bad day.”

74.  “Calm down.”

75.  “I’m not crying, my eyes are sweating.”

76.  “Was that… sarcasm?”

77.  “Can I kick your ass now?”

78.  “Why are you still awake? It’s 3 in the morning.”

79.  “There’s no such thing as too much cheese.”

80.  “Shut up before I punch you.”

81.  “That was… nice.”

82.  “Did you get stuck again?”

83.  “Are you always like this?”

84.  “There’s more where that came from.”

85.  “I am not dying today!”

86. “I did a pregnancy test.”

87. “I didn’t ask for any of this!”

88. "I didn’t know you could cook.” “Oh, trust me I can’t.”

89. "I didn’t know you could sing.”

90. "I didn’t know you were so competitive.”

91. "I didn’t realize I needed your permission.”

92. "I didn’t think it was even possible for you to be so intelligent.”

93. "I don’t care what he said, it doesn’t mean jack squat.”

94. "I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”

95. “I don’t know why I’m crying.”

96. “I don’t snore, do I?” “Like a chainsaw.”

97. “I don’t want to have a baby.”

98. “I don’t want to hurt you.”

99. “I don’t want to let you down.”

100. “I got you a present.”

101. “I guess I was wrong about you. you’re not so bad after all.”

102. “I had a nightmare about you and just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

103. “I had to see you again.”

104. “I hate you!” “No you don’t.”

105. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”

106. “I just need you to do this one thing for me.”

107. “I just really need to have you here right now.”

108. “I just want this.”

109. “I just want to be alone right now.”

110. “I just wanted you to know that when I picture myself happy… it’s with you.”

111. “I know, but… I love him. you can’t give up on a person you love.”

112. "I know, but he’s your partner for this.”

113. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it”

114. “I love you.” “I know.”

115. “I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you and – oh, screw it!”

116. “I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

117. “I love you for you, don’t you dare think otherwise!”

118. “I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here.”

119. “I love you, you asshole.”

120. “I made a mistake.”

121. “I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”

122. “I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”

123. “I may have… ripped my pants.”

124. “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”

125. “I need you to forgive me.”

126. “I never believed in soulmates until I met you.”

127. “I never learned how to whistle.”

128. “I never meant for anyone to get hurt!”

129. “I saw you staring at each other, i just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”

130. "I see the way you look at me when you think i’m not looking.”

131. “I swear if you weren’t so attractive, I’d have punched you in the face nine times by now.”

132. “I swear it was an accident.”

133. “I swear it was like that when I found it!”

134. “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”

135. "I think I’m in love with you and that scares me to death.”

136. “Please forgive me, but I actually thought you cared”

137. “Go to hell”

138. “Fuck You”

139. “Fuck off”

140. “Fuck me”

141. “Fuck”

142. “I’m so happy I could kiss you”

143. “What do you want for dinner?”

144. “Forever?” … “Forever!”

145. “Sorry I’m late”

146. “God, I hate you”

147. “I’m so sorry…”

148. “Is this decaf?”

149. “You’re killing me”

150. “Why me?”

151. “Stop it!”

152. “Don’t you dare!”

153. “I swear I can see the devil in your eyes”

154. “Truth or Dare?”

155. “Do you trust me?” … “Always”

156. “Don’t you trust me?”

157. “What? Didn’t see that coming?”

158. “Where are you?”

159. “Please come home safe…”

160. “I can’t lose you”

161. “Not again…”

162. “I love you”

163. “Talk dirty to me”

164. “Take it out on me…”

165. “What happened?”

166. “Have you been crying?”

167. “I always know”

168. “It’s midnight, what do you want?”

169. “Kiss me”

170. “Call me”

171. “Son of a bitch”

172. “How are you?”

173. “It’s been years, how are you?”

174. “Where have you been?”

175. “She/he will come back”

176. “I swear”

177. “You don’t need to be demanding”

178. “I need a strong drink and some pain killers”

179. “This is the end, isn’t it?”

180. “Go to hell”

181. “Baby..”

182. “I miss you”

183. “See you at home” -

184. “You, me, bed now”

185. “That’s Greek to me”

186. “Care to explain?”

187. “You’re so cute”

188. “You’re adorable”

189. “For the love of god”

190. “We can never catch a break can we?”

191. “Now where’s the fun in that?”

192. “Do me a favor? Stand back.”

193. “Stand down”

194. “Hold me”

195. “I guess that makes us sinners, huh?”

196. “You better hope my mom doesn’t find out”

197. “Where are we?”

198. “Did you even look at a map?”

199. “Cry me a river”

200. “Is that blood?”

I need your help// Negan/Rick

Info: Valerie was saved my Negan and the saviors and forced into his group. Negan wanted her to be a wife, but she wanted to help, but that didn’t stop his attraction for her. They had an unsaid relationship. When Valerie goes on her first supply run in Alexandria, Rick catches her eye and sees him as a way out.

Warnings: smut, swearing

Originally posted by justnegan


“Wake up, your first run is today, sweets” Negan says ripping the blankets off of her pajama clad body which consisted of a sports bra and shorts “Damn, you’re half asleep and giving me a fuckin’ hard on” Negan laughs.

Valerie groaned as she stretched herself out. She knew Negan wouldn’t leave until she got up so she didn’t delay. She walked past him to brush her teeth and do her hair.

“Mornin to you too, babe. I slept just fucking great, thanks for asking” Negan speaks feeling rejected by the lack of attention she was giving him.

She shuffled back into her room and changed right in front of him. Neither of them took much notice to it, none of them affected. Their reasons were different. Negan sees naked women everyday, he isn’t affected anymore. Valerie doesn’t feel a real connection between them, he’s a good fuck but there’s no spark, really.

“Ready?” She asked him.

“Born ready” He replies.

As she waits for him to leave first her insisted she goes first because she’s a woman. As he slapped her ass she rolled her eyes, it was too early. 

When they reached the gates everyone was all ready, they were waiting on the two of them. Negan greeted Dwight and Simon while Valerie walked to Arat.

“Wild night with you two?” She asked with a smirk.

“A wild night sleeping, alone, in my own bed. You know he doesn’t fuck anyone outside of his wives unless they don’t live here” Valerie spoke with her arms crossed.

“First supply trip, you nervous?”

“Kind of, I think being on good terms with Negan eases it a little”

“Probably” She nodded “Ready?”

“Ready as I’ll ever be”


Negan got out of his truck to make their presence known in Alexandria. Arat had told Valerie about Rick, a reasonable sympathetic guy. She knew she wanted to get out, maybe she was trying to help, maybe helping Val on her first run but either way it was appreciated. 

When the trucks pulled into Alexandria, Val followed Arat. She didn’t really want to be near Negan too much right now. Too early for his cheeky bullshit. Arat pointed out Rick to Val and Val was interested. He looked scared but aside that, he was physically attractive. He has curly hair that was pushed back, a greying beard and a decent build. He was shorter than Negan but she didn’t mind. If Rick was so reasonable, maybe he could help her.

“Are they on good terms?” Val whispered to Arat.

“They’re okay, Negan likes him, it’s not returned”

“So th-”

“Valerie!” Negan boomed.

She jumped and instantly felt sick.

“Come here, chatter box” 

She rolled her eyes at him once again. She walked over and stood beside him, trying to make eye contact with Rick. If she got eye contact it’d give her some traction to ask for his help. He wouldn’t look at her, his eyes glued on Negan and the ground as if he’d never seen it before. 

Rick noticed Valerie. She fit in with the saviors for the most part, everything but her eyes. She held a good stern face, but her eyes were crying for help. Rick tried not to look at her, he shouldn’t sympathize with them bu maybe he can make an exception. Maybe he wanted to get a better look of her up close or that he was tired of her staring but he looked. Mistake. Her blue eyes pulled him in, her dark brown hair was tied up in a ponytail. She was stunning. She smiled at him but Rick didn’t. He noticed the arm Negan had around her waist and knew Negan was always watching.

After they split, Negan assigned everyone Alexandrians and parts of the place to go to. Negan assigned Valerie to Rick.

“Have him show you the houses. Collect any guns you can find that they might’ve hidden from last time. See you soon, baby” Negan said with a smile before walking off in another direction.

Valerie held her gun tight to her as she walked next to Rick. She felt nervous around him but she shouldn’t. Rick should be afraid of her, which he was, she couldn’t be scared of him.

“This is my first run, you know. I don’t really know what to say” She explains herself as Rick leads her up some steps into a house.

“There usually isn’t a lot of talking unless it’s us getting reprimanded” Rick says.

He leads her through the house, she was too distracted to do her job. She was mesmerized by Rick, the way he walked and talked and looked. As they reached the upstairs she became more comfortable.

“Rick” She whispered “Look at me”

He turned around but his eyes took a while to find hers. When they did her breath was taken from her. She hadn’t felt this. Negan didn’t make her feel like this, she settled for him as he was her best option for human contact. Rick looked away, overwhelmed by the tension.

“Why’d you look away?” Valerie asked curiously.

“I-I just did” He stuttered.

“If I guess right, you gotta tell me. How’s that sound?”

“Sure” He shrugged.

“You want me”

Rick looked up at her, shocked she’d guess it. Rick wasn’t the type to rush into anything like this but he couldn’t help himself looking at her.

“I can’t, we can’t, Valerie” Rick says.

“Why can’t we?”

“Aren’t you with Negan?”

“No, so just fuck me already, Rick”

“Straight forward, I like it” Rick said and kissed her.

His hands tangled in her hair as her hands held his face. His tongue snaked into her mouth around hers. Rick sloppily opened his bedroom door and kissed her until she fell back onto the bed, he went with her.

“We gotta be quick” Valerie says out of breath.

What a rush, she knew Negan wouldn’t approve. The fact that it’s Rick made it so much worse. If he or one of his men found out, they’d be dead.

Rick undid his belt as Valerie undid hers and removed her pants. They couldn’t waste time getting fully undressed or any foreplay. Rick knew that and wasted no time thrusting into her. She cried out in pleasure, her head thrown back into the pillows. Rick kissed behind her ear and down her neck. Valerie felt what she was missing with Negan, that spark. She gripped the sheet around her and moaned into the pillows. Rick was moving quickly knowing they couldn’t be too long, Negan was everywhere.

“Fuck” He groaned hoarsely. 

“Rick, I-I need you to help me” Valerie said. 

“Okay” He said, the message was picked up the wrong way.

Rick brought a hand down to her clit and rubbed in circles. She bit his shoulder the closer she got. A muffled moan was sent into Rick’s shoulder, fingernails ran down his back as she came. Rick kept going to find his climax and he did, finishing on her inner thigh. 

“That’s not what I meant, but I didn’t mind” She panted.

“What do you need, baby?” Rick whispered brushing a loose strand of hair out of her face, now looking her in the eyes.

“I need to get out” She whispered.


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anonymous asked:

Since you are into marvel now. do you know other great artists?

Ohhhh you have come to the right place! I’m into marvel since i’m a little kid and even my sideblog is only for marvel. but yeah i need to draw them more. :)

Here are my favourite artists! 

@rosierin
Draws in such a cute style that i could cry at her sweet little tony. Also pokemon au’s and i love them! and look at the icons for every MCU character.

@cherryteddy
Really i squeal everytime i see new art from cherryteddy. My favourite are the tsum tsum drawings and also lots of stony. so perfect.

@dksartz
Draws really soft tonys that i would really like to hug! Also lots of Stony, too. And look at tiny fae tonee or tony in dresses! damn yes.

@alstonwiggles
What i can i say? Their art is perfect! For real i laugh so hard at their rhodey/tony comics who were part of the expressions challenge. Also the Clint and Natasha drawing about friendship. It’s love.

@tumbling-kyrill
Such a cute cute cute chibi style. i want to kiss the little tony. but im sure the little steve will do that for me. really makes me smile!

@twix208
Many comics. And i love every single one of them. Again Stony (im a sucker for that, sue me) and spideypool. also the superfamily comics are breaking my heart. in the best way.

@cazdraws
Caz draws so perfect. For real you wont believe it. My fave is the one with the steve bobblehead. Draws so many marvel characters and i’m sure you will love every single one!

@kayvsdoodles
Draws Tony a lot. And i love every single piece. Because for real this style looks so much like one of the best comic books i’ve ever read and is still so much kay that i would recognize it everywhere! King Tony and Knight Steve is my fave drawing in the world.

☀  @jian-lengyi
Okay. The little merman Tony is the cutest merman you will ever see. I mean seriously the drawings are so wonderful and awww. I need so much more!

@nakurumok
Just one word. perfect. the chibi style is so sweet and adorable. also lots of stony and even better avenger academy stony and with such cute ideas, that it makes me happy on a bad day!

@spaceliondad
blog from @ericamchan and @superjustice (you should check out both!) the comics are everything. sometimes i laugh myself to tears (the checklist comic with phil) and sometimes they’ll break my heart. worth it!

@teckmonky
Always makes me laugh with the avenger academy drawings. lots of tony and loki which is wonderful because they both are trying to be so cool (i mean they are) and so many jokes! Lovely!

@tantanlut
again wonderful cute drawings. superfamily and let me tell you the little peter is the cutest you’ll ever see! also a bit of angst and so much love in the drawings. i can’t!

@beir
Not sure how someone can draw so perfectly. but if you like bucky and tony you need to follow! seriously the drawings bring so much joy and giggles with them!

@suppiedoodles
Draw also avenger academy and lots of stony which is just wonderful. also very funny and has so many cute ideas. also check out the charms, they are wonderful!

@yukkoyy
wonderful art with incredible backgrounds. the flower shop au with steve and tony still kills me. i don’t think art can get any better than that!

@kairuru-art
my favourite chibi drawings to be honest. i just can’t because the tony is so cute that i want to steal him. but since the steve is cute as well, tony can be with his stebe. also CORGI TONY.

@ir0nshield
Such a cute chibi style. Draws traditional with pencils and i’m a goner for that. the chibis are really sweet and my favourite is sam to be honest. aw. also lots of cute au’s with tony in adorable outfits.

@kamaete-ink
Draws a really soft Tony that you will love! seriously. also the infinity war gauntlet comic follows me in my dreams. can break my heart in like two seconds with the wonderful comics.

@hello-shellhead
one of my absolutely faves. because the style is so unique. i can recognize it everywhere and its one of my fave tonys. also have you seen his eyelashes. amazing. AND when tony wears ginas clothes. best thing ever.

@kelslk-art
Just amazing. I love the way tony and steve seem always to blush (makes me blush, too!) also amazing drawings gifs and tony is just soo so soft. i’m in love with the art.

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So that’s it. Now i just realized i don’t follow them from this blog and i need to change that! But for real they are all amazing! :)
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Also if some pronouns are wrong, let me know. then i’m really sorry! love you all.
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