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Don't be an asshole on Halloween.

- Don’t paint your face or body to look like you’re a different race/ethnicity, or wear traditional garments of a different real culture/religion as a costume or part of a costume. (This includes sugar skulls! And Roma people - g*psy is a SLUR and the Roma are a real culture you don’t get to aestheticize!)

- Don’t dress up as a member of any marginalized group you’re not a part of. People who have to fight to exist don’t deserve to be objectified and reduced to a costume. “Trans person”, "sex worker”, "disabled person” - not good costume ideas. Just don’t.

- Don’t tell kids that they have to conform to bullshit gender norms in their costumes. And don’t assume trick-or-treaters all are, either. (If you don’t know someone’s gender, don’t assume it based on whether they’re Darth Vader or a fairy.)

- Don’t wear a costume mocking or making light of horrible things that happened/are happening to real people. (Don’t wear a genocide-related costume. Don’t wear a domestic-violence themed costume. Don’t fucking dress up as a victim/perpetrator of a hate crime, etc.)

- Don’t dress up as a sexualized child. "Sexy schoolgirl” outfits help perpetuate the sexualization and fetishization of young girls, actual children who have to wear the oufits those are based on every day to school, and that’s fucked up. Don’t be part of that shit.

- Be respectful of others’ choices to participate or not in haunted houses or horror movie marathons. Don’t mock them if they’re uncomfortable participating.

- Remember, a costume is not consent. Your attraction to someone does not give you permission to touch them or talk to them in a sexual way without first making sure they want you to.

- Be respectful of haunted house actors. Again, don’t touch them. Don’t proposition them; that’s not what they’re there for. Don’t flash your cameras in their face. Basically, remember that they are human beings who are quite probably not even getting paid for this. Keep things fun, don’t ruin shit by treating them badly.

- If your prank can’t be undone in 30 seconds or causes risk of real harm, it’s probably a crime and it’s definitely an asshole thing to do. Remember when you’re pranking that some people have undisclosed physical disabilities, neurological or mental issues - try not to do any pranks that could trigger a PTSD flashback or an epileptic seizure. A good prank is one the target will laugh at afterward.

- Don’t wear extremely gory or sexual costumes around children, or if there’s a chance you’ll be around children. Wear a coat or something over explicit costumes or wait until you’re at your all-adult venue to put them on.

- In general, consider whether the venue is appropriate for your costume and whether you’re likely to make others uncomfortable. If you don’t know what’s common at that venue, check with someone who’s been there before to find out whether your costume with lots of gore or near-nudity, for example, will be well-received

- Don’t objectify or body shame people wearing skimpy costumes to all-adult gatherings. If you wouldn’t wear it, don’t wear it. You’re not better than someone in a short skirt just because they’re in a short skirt.

- Call out your friends if they’re being assholes. That’s what friends do. Don’t be that asshole who just stands around letting your friend ruin someone’s night.

- Save me some of the good candy.  Remember, Halloween is about me, personally, eating chocolate.

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In which our beloved monster ambassador fends off the attacks of the well-intentioned but misguided gym teacher.

I can’t seem to stop drawing them in stupid situations sorry X’D Also, I decided to give D-bag #3 a face–

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BTW Frisk senpai’s popularity shot up even higher due to this incident–

Anan translation - Endo Aya’s strategies for going after the sextuplets.

Totoko’s voice actress’s comments about what the brothers might be like to go out with and her tips on how to win them from the recent Anan special magazine. 

Endo Aya’s strategies for going after the sextuplets.

Totoko-chan, the super cute only girl in the group. She’s very popular with the sextuplets, and we’re as jealous as could be. Together with Endo Aya who performed her, we’re going to examine their manly charms in a somewhat serious way!

She’s Totoko-chan so she understands?! The sextuplets “manly charms.”

The beloved heroine Totoko, whom the sextuplets never stop admiring. Since she is approached by them constantly on a daily basis, she’s bound to know about their attitudes towards love, and (we’re not sure whether or not they actually have any) their manly charms. Therefore, we threw Endo Aya, who played Totoko the closest observer of the sextuplets for half a year, the silly question, “What are they like as men?”

(Endo) To start with, whatever they may say, I think that they are kind boys. No matter how selfish Totoko gets, they face her head on and take the blow. This time, I tried thinking about each of them carefully, but even though they are jobless virgin NEETs who sponge off their family, there are moments when I suddenly felt like they were “good men” and I got flustered, lol. Despite telling myself that “If I went out with them they’d definitely be a burden,” I had a hard time keeping my cool. (Lol)

So she has analysed each of their manly charms, from Osomatsu to Todomatsu, and has proposed her strategies for going after them.

With this you can be just like Totoko… perhaps?

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anonymous asked:

So with the spheres and my sister. When we were younger, our Target added the spheres outside. And being 9/10 yrs old we immediately thought bouncy balls. I went up and patted one and realized they were stone. But not my sister, no she ran full speed and BODY SLAMMED it and fell off. It was the funniest thing and I still can't walk past Target without laughing!

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Literally all we ask is that you not be racist, islamophobic, and ableist towards Zayn. Like that’s it. You don’t have to like him or his music. You don’t have to think he’s cute. You don’t have to think he’s the greatest thing on Earth. We don’t expect you to overlook his mistakes or excuse any of his ignorance. All we ask is that you treat him like a fucking human being and don’t partake in those gross double standards or make posts with racist and islamophobic undertones (or sometimes overt racism and islamophobia) and don’t make or laugh at posts that target his mental health and don’t completely make up and spread bogus rumors about him to fit your narrative of him. That’s legitimately all we ask and some of y'all literally refuse to even do those simple things. It’s exhausting having to come here day in and day out and have to beg for people to treat him like a human. Like why does it surprise you guys that you get Zayn stans in your notes when you refuse to just treat him like a damn human and think the racism, islamophobia, and ableism he deals with every day is funny or fake or something to giggle at and use against him? Like legit all y'all have to do is just treat him like a human. Why is that so much to ask from some of you?

Păpuşă (Part 1)

A/N: This took a different spin than I intended when I started writing this earlier this week. For better or for worse. This might be utter drivel. And that’s why I wasn’t able to get it out yesterday. 

Pietro Maximoff liked to get on your nerves and he was good at it because you were annoyed simply at his mere presence. Now Steve has sent the pair of you on an undercover mission as husband and wife. But the mission may have been more complicated then intended, for more than one reason. 

Pairing: Pietro x Reader,

Warnings: sexual references, language, guns

Words: 1,300

Păpuşă = little doll

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Rainy Season (Akira Kurusu x Reader)

Word Count: 1,407

Another job well done, Joker. All that’s left is to wait.
(Fic inspired by @akirakurusuimagines post over here! Unlike that, though, this is pure fluff. You’ve been disclaimered.)

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A Matter Of Truth

PAIRING: reader x Natasha Romanoff 

WORD COUNT: 1.9k 

WARNINGS: tiny bit of swearing 

REQUESTED BY: @mcuimxgine​ You want nat? i’ll give you nat! (i love her way too much)Could you do a Nat fic where the reader and her a secretly dating and when ever one of the avengers or someone hits on her she gets really really jealous. And like they have to go undercover and the reader has to hit on some guy to get information, and Natasha gets really really jealous, so like once their target leaves she basically power walks to the reader and makes out with her. Making the avengers (expect clint bc its clint) shocked

Ayyyyyeeeee my first Natasha fic! Thank you Hannah for requesting this, I hope you enjoy it darling xxx 

GIF NOT MINE 

Originally posted by loveholic198

You liked to think of yourself as an open person, you welcomed interactions with friends and strangers alike. Maybe it was your trusting demeanor that made people tell you their secrets, their fears, passions and desires. To say you were a successful spy was an understatement; you served the Avengers well in this regard. But even though you extracted other people’s secrets for a living, keeping your own was hard. Especially when you wanted nothing more in this world than to scream out at the top of your lungs that you, (Y/N) (Y/L/N) were in love with Natasha Romanoff despite your promise to her to keep it a secret.

Keeping a relationship from your friends was harder than it appeared. You didn’t want to lie to your team makes but Natasha insisted, not that either of you was worried in the slightest at what the others might think of the relationship (if the far off gazes that Steve and Bucky gave each other were anything to go by) You both new that given the chance an enemy of yours or even Natasha’s could exploit your relationship, use either on against the other. It was difficult but the less people knew, the better. However sometimes that didn’t sit well with your girlfriend.

“I should clip his wings” Nat grumbled as she ran your fingers through your damp hair, massaging your scalp. You chuckled moaning in appreciation as her fingers found a pressure point.

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Sapphire (II)

Author: defholiq, Admin Shanna

Pairing: You / Jaebum

Rating: PG

Word Count: 2,525

Summary:  You’re the owner of a jewelry store. Prone to working late, staying overnight and not worrying about your safety. Until one night you’re robbed.

Originally posted by jaesbum

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