laughing at how bad this is

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My favourite guys, I love you both dearly.

Seán, don’t be too hard on yourself, it was brave to speak your mind like that and people who know you well know what you meant! It’s sad to see though what people who didn’t get your point are causing and the amount of hate that spewed up… you don’t deserve that! Please know that the community is proud of you

Felix, stay strong, okay? It’s unfair how things have been being taken out of context lately and how unfair the media can be at times, you make millions of people laugh every day and I know that you’re not a bad person at heart, so don’t worry! It’ll blow over eventually, all the best to you til then, bro

We all make mistakes or do things that we regret later or wish we’d done them differently, but that’s just how it goes sometimes and that’s okay. Keep your heads up, guys!

Seventeen reaction to their significant other (who is a bad dancer) jamming out to a good song

Soonyoung, Wonwoo, Seokmin, and Mingyu would laugh and poke fun at them, but then join in seconds after. They would sing along with the artist, even if they didn’t know all of the lyrics.

Seungcheol, Joshua, and Hansol would smile while leaning against the wall, simply watching them dance their hearts out. They would find the whole situation amusing and endearing, and wonder how they got so lucky to be able to be with them.

Jeonghan, Jun, and Chan would film the entire dance, saying that they were going to use it for blackmail purposes, but really, they would show the other members, gushing about how cute they were.

Jihoon and Minghao would also film the entire dance, but would actually use it as blackmail.

Seungkwan would start belting out high notes from wherever he was in the house, freaking out his significant other in the process.


Admin Emi

I’ve been ruminating on this fanfic idea for a while:

So Yuuri pronounces Wolf as (borufu), and incidentally boru is the pronunciation of ball in Japanese… so anyways after the prison arc or whatever Yuuri goes back to earth and starts having loud sexy dreams shouting: BALL! BALL! in his sleep and his parents are utterly worried wondering how bad his baseball fetish really is. 

Some time after that, Wolf arrives on Earth and when Yuuri introduces him to his parents they’re like: BORU!!!!! and they’re so happy about it being an actual person and not some weird baseball fetish that they cuddle and spoil him right away. Wolfram doesn’t speak the language but he’s like: Yeah, okay, you can spoil me~

Yuuri is of course baffled and demands an explanation, his parents eventually explain what happened, and when Murata hears the story he laughs so hard he needs to be hospitalized for three days XD
~The End~

if the majority of your activism just relies on mocking women who disagree with you and making smug jokes about their hair or whatever and laughing about how ugly and unfuckable they are and how their pussies smell and involves nearly 0 discussions about why you think those women are wrong - that’s how you know your “activism” is a giant pointless fucking joke and you’re doing a real bad job at hiding the fact that you can’t even back it up. and before someone coments “but we don’t hate you for being women uwuwuwu!!!1!1”, read this post again: that’s not what i’m saying. i’m saying that if you actually had something reasonable to hate radical feminists for, you wouldn’t have to attack their looks 90% of the time.
for example, people claim “TERFs” are just like alt-righters. but you barely see anyone say “alt-righters are ugly and unfuckable lol”. i mean, of course people joke about how white people are unkept and greasy from time to time, but that’s about it. most of the time, when we talk about alt-righters, we talk about the harm they have caused, and not about their looks. the reason for this is mainly because the majority of alt-righters are male, so people feel no need to attack their looks, but it also has to do with the fact that alt-righters DO actually cause harm meanwhile “terfs” don’t. if radical feminists are as bad as you say, why do discussions about them rely on jokes and never about how harmful you think they are? you claim they are just as bad as nazis. but can you imagine people talking about nazis the way they talk about radical feminists? unlike “terfs”, nazis actually do cause harm. revolving anti-nazi discussions on how physically unattractive they are would be trivializing the harm that nazis cause, wouldn’t it? it would be derailing. you don’t see people say “all jewish are prettier and hotter than all nazis!!” because that would just be silly. it would be insensitive. it would mock the people that are harmed by nazis. and yet if you scroll through the “ terf” tag, almost every post is “terfs are uglies and trans girls are prettier!!”. do you think they would do that if they actually thought terfs were harmful and dangerous?

tl;dr: if all you can say against your ‘oppressor’ is “well you’re ugly and unfuckable!”, chances are they’re not oppressing u and you probably don’t have it as bad as you think you do lmao

anonymous asked:

someone said jughead called betty "bets" in an overly sarcastic tone and I'm just like... laughing so hard at that reach. I wish antis would make an effort to keep out of the bughead tag

I actually remember seeing this and laughing my ass off at that anti. Man, those anti’s sure now how to reach. First by saying that bughead fans send hate, which I’ve seen no fans do, then by saying we think Jughead is a bad boy, which I’ve seen no fans say – other than the anti’s. But hey, if they want to keep their heads up their asses, let ‘em ;)

anonymous asked:

im having kind of a bad day, so can i ask what are some of ur favorite knk videos? these goofballs seem to be the only thing that makes me smile these days, i love them so much

I’m sorry anon, I hope your day gets better soon. 

The cutest laugh ever  // Why Jihun gotta be so extra? // KNK on Crack // The infamous prank video // Seventeen’s Mansae but every time they say Mansae its Jihun saying Mansae // When they had to give up their phones for a day part 1. part 2 // How are you not the main vocal? // How are YOU not the main vocal?? // Bloopers and Savagery // Cringe compilation

I may or may not have just given you alternative titles to these videos. 

on a scale of one to ten how sad are you.

you almost say seven but the answer floats in your lungs like rising mud. you shift your shoulders. some part of you is already forming an excuse. that it’s not that bad sometimes. one, two, three on a day that the clouds are out. you’re just complaining about stuff. yesterday you laughed past a brick of a four, does that make the brick come down to a two-point-five.  the solid seven panic attack of last tuesday feels somehow like a little thorn, just a regular day full of a gentle three-point-nine earthquake rocking after yesterday’s close-to-an-eight. see but if tomorrow you have a real bad day, it will make today look simple.

and what if. what if tomorrow it’s a big old red eight-point-nine. like one of those days where sirens are going off in every part of you but you’re stuck behind a glass window watching it all burn down. like one of those days that your skin against the air feels foreign. like too much of everything. like sitting-in-the-shower, like can’t-eat, like the tide isn’t just coming in, it came while you were sleeping and now you’ve gotta learn how to swim. like bounce me against a bullet hole kind of day.

you keep numbers like nine and ten way out of reach. those are for the people who really are suffering. you’ve got no excuse. nine and ten are funeral numbers, for real problems, not yours, no. and sometimes you’re fine. and you’re kind of used to it. and it’s not sad, it’s just numb like a television caught on static. numb like i can’t remember if i care about this. numb like nothing works but i can’t be bothered to fix it. that’s not sad that’s every day stuff. everybody feels like this, right? feels like they’ve been shut off. right.  

maybe five. right in the middle. like not gonna shoot myself but i’m not wasting your time. a nonanswer. like could be worse could be better. like i need help but i don’t want you to worry even though i need someone to worry about me because i can’t worry about myself. maybe five. but what if five is too small. what if five is too big. what if -

“on a scale of one to ten,” he repeats into your silence, and then pauses. “and please be honest about this.”

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Noct’s interaction with animals is what i live for (´▽`ʃƪ)

AQUARIUS: writing a poem you like for the first time in months. learning how to love yourself. when a stranger smiles at you. screaming the words to your favorite song. smoking cigarettes in the backseat of a car.

PISCES: going to your first therapist appointment. making amends with someone who wronged you. giving a speech in front of a classroom. talking about the things that used to hurt and realizing they don’t anymore.

ARIES: exploring someone’s body like a treasure map. the first time you drank alcohol in your friend’s basement. writing until your fingers are sore. running so fast you can’t breathe. screaming profanities out of a car window.

TAURUS: coming home for the holidays. hiking up a mountain and enjoying the beautiful view. someone standing up for you. hot chocolate warming your throat after being out in the cold. reading a poem that’s about you.

GEMINI: when someone says i love you for the first time. laughing so hard your stomach aches. crying so hard but feeling better afterwards. showing up at your ex’s house half drunk. flowers blooming in the spring after a long winter.

CANCER: how it feels when someone is afraid to lose you. loving someone despite all of the mistakes they have made. feeling bad for somebody else. turning your hurt into artwork. hanging your feet over the edge of a dock.

LEO: talking to someone under the stars at 2 in the morning. drinking wine with your mom. baking chocolate chip cookies and eating the dough. tasting snow on your tongue. when you make a joke and everyone laughs.

VIRGO: sitting at home curled up with your favorite book or tv show. the shy longing looks at the beginning of a relationship. the satisfaction you feel when you help others. acing a test. looking up at the stars at night.

LIBRA: looking into someone’s eyes and knowing exactly how they feel. having deep conversation with someone and feeling like they understand you. sprawling across your best friend’s bed. your hair being played with.

SCORPIO: making love in a restaurant bathroom. sneaking out of your parents’ house in the middle of the night. sitting around a blazing fire singing songs and sharing stories. kissing someone first. saying i love you and meaning it.

SAGITTARIUS: dancing in the middle of the street. autumn leaves crunching underneath your feet. taking a vacation to a different country where you don’t speak the language. looking into the mirror and liking what you see.

CAPRICORN: meeting your significant other’s parents for the first time. eating ice cream and getting brain freezes with your best friends. saying goodbye to someone you thought you couldn’t live without. standing up to your fears.

—  what the signs remind me of
I’m not good at keeping in touch, or eating the right food, or sleeping enough. I’m not the best at saying how I feel, and I can’t seem to say no. I’m bad at not apologizing for the ate I exist. I’m always tired. I’m good at loving people though. I’m good at laughing too hard. I’m good at making memories, and staying out too late, and I’d like to think that even thing I’m not good at taking care of myself, I’m learning to love myself.
—  laceerainspoetry, The Things I’m Bad At
It’s such a rare and incredible thing, to be alive.
     To laugh so hard your body forgets how to breath and scream because you can and change in every way without ever trying. To kiss and cry and eat dessert and stare at the ceiling and wonder if you’re happy enough.
     Think yes (flowers that grow without being planted and old dogs and children who reach out to touch the sky because they don’t know the limits of the world just yet)
     Think no (big storms that erase small costal villages and the boy with sad eyes who broke you so bad you don’t recognize your own reflection and stolen wallets in misfit hands)
     Close your eyes and think what you think and don’t ever stop.
     Because here’s the truth as I know it: to be alive is to be everything all at once. The yes and the no. This, but also that. Something so far beyond what we can see and touch and understand.
      How rare. How incredible.
How to Leave the Past Behind

When you’re feeling overwhelmed with your sadness and loss, it’s hard to believe that your life will ever change, or you’ll ever be able to smile or laugh again. But the truth is you will – it won’t always be this bad – and there are things you can do help move on with your life:

1. Decide to face your pain. An unresolved past never really goes away. You may think you have buried your anger and pain but the hurt is still there and it will surface later on. If you don’t face what happened, and the feelings it unleashed, you will end up being ruled by your subconscious mind. So try and find the courage to revisit all the pain.

2. Accept there’s nothing you can do to change the past. What’s happened has happened, and what’s done is done. There’s nothing you can do to turn back the hands of time, or to rewrite the story so the ending’s happier. But you can change how you think, and you can start over again, and build a different future that’s not poisoned by the past.

3. Be grateful for the good times. There’s usually something good that you can be thankful for. You don’t have to pretend that everything was bad – or write off any good times and happy memories.

4. Consciously let go and set your focus on the future - Don’t let the baggage, or the failures of the past, affect your identity or self esteem. You are NOT what you did, or how you acted previously. You’re not just a product of what happened to you. You are valuable, unique and you have so much to give. You’re the author of your future; you control your destiny.

5. Remove your past from your future. We all have a tendency to think that the past will morph into our future – and become our lot in life. But that doesn’t have to happen. The future’s a blank page. You can change your expectations – and work towards those goals. Instead, look hard for the exceptions – the times when things went right – and notice what you did that resulted in success. You still have those same strengths, skills and great qualities.

6. Be realistic and take small steps at first. You can’t snap your fingers - and find that life has changed. Accept it will take time, and you will still have some bad days – but if you keep on going then the past will lose its grip.

My opinions on signs I know

Aries: Very helpful, understand me and likes the stuff I like. Is not very clingy and looks nice.

Taurus: Very blunt, barely ever texts back. Hurts your feelings and then makes you look bad for what you did because you got hurt. emo af

Gemini: Kind and helpful, will send you meme when u sad. Pretends to like you and then runs away.

Cancer: Annoying. Confusing. Ew.

Leo: Loud af, won’t be mean unless you do something bad or not behave how they want you to behave. Will spoil you and help out.

Virgo: Annoying, judges you on small things and loves with all their heart. Also very cringe-worthy and likes weeaboo shit.

Libra: bit of a hoe, aesthetic and hot. Cute laugh and smile. Can be selfish at times but cares for you dearly.

Scorpio: Makes you feel like you are wanted but criticises you. Small, and does everything seductively. Kinda hot.

Sagittarius: Weird af, will make you laugh loads tho. Runs away from their problems and likes to gossip.

Capricorn: GROSS, very weird and acts like a pedo. Gay af. Can be nice at times, until they get too clingy. Lit af sometimes

Aquarius: Funny af, nice to speak to, amazing laugh. Will never offend you unless it’s a joke. Doesn’t take life seriously.

Pisces: Hot, cute eyes. Acts like a victim all the time. Texts back slowly and is a bit selfish. Great taste in music.

//THESE ARE MY OPINIONS ON PEOPLE I KNOW. SORRY //

in light of s3 ending soon

  • isak tugging at even’s scarf to kiss him and then fixing it afterwards 
  • the two dancing to gabrielle, this time with a more cooperative isak
    • laughing into each other’s necks, dipping each other
    • trying out a few (extremely) unsuccessful dance moves in which both end up lying on the ground in slight pain 
  • making heart eyes across the courtyard and everyone calling them out for it 
  • everyone jokes about them getting married but secretly they’ve already talked hypothetically about it 
    • it’s light bantering and laughing and imagining 
    • they’re too young, but neither plan to end up with anyone else but each other 
  • impersonating each other, in mannerisms and voices, arguing over who does it better. they’re both Bad though 
  • matching so often people question whether they actually do it on purpose or not. it remains a Mystery
  • even laying in isak’s lap with his eyes closed while isak plays with his hair, teasing him about how greasy it is because he skipped a few showers
  • sleeping with four blankets because even gets cold 
  • holding hands all the time they get clammy but they don’t want to let go 

Today, the amazing Jacksepticeye reached 14 million subscribers! It’s insane! I must thank you man for everything you’ve done. I feel safe and secure as I watch you as I have ASD and anxiety. You make me laugh ando make me feel not ashamed for being a ridiculously loud person 😂. I’m glad my best friend @all-you-sinners-hum-hallellujah introduced me to you. I know how much you mean to everyone and I wanna let you know how much you mean to me. I love you so much, I’m glad you exist in my life. You are in a pile of my reasons why I am alive. I hope you enjoy this as much as everyone else’s amazing art!((P.s.- I am sorry my art is bad but I HAD to draw for you! I am gonna a make sure I do more in the future too!))

he gives me so much butterflies making me never want to stop thinking about him. he’s always the last thing on my mind and i’m always making fake little scenarios i wish would happen. seeing him in person makes the butterflies in my stomach seem like nothing. he’s always smiling which makes me want to smile back. his eyes make me drown even though they aren’t even close to the color of the ocean. his voice and his laugh are just so adorable. his personality and how he likes to have fun makes me so happy. he’s so hyper and just so ‘loveable’. i’m falling for him so badly but he can’t see how i can make him happy. how i can help him in bad times, how i can always be there for him, he just doesn’t see how much i want to be there by his side. it stings me just knowing that i think about him all day when he has probably never even thought about me once. i wanna be his but i also want to get over him but neither is happening.
—  rant.