Keith: Did any of you watch Phineas and Ferb as a kid?

Lance: Oh my FUCKING qu*znak that was my SHIT. I loved that show so damn much I wanted to BE them I wished I was friends with them so bad. I LOVED Phineas and Ferb with all my FUCKING HEART.

Keith: Did you just censor quiznak… while speaking aloud… right after saying fuck

Pennywise: and down here, you’ll float too! We all float dow-

Me: listen unless you got an anti gravity chamber or 1500 lbs of salt all up in your water supply there’s no god damn way I’m floating anywhere bitch, cause I’m like 1000 pounds k, don’t insult me like that. Damn ass big forehead size of my plasma screen tv Ronald McDonald lookin mother fucker