I cried In 2nd Period… :/
  • Teacher:Okay class I would like to have you use your IPads if you have one and send a hello message to my email.
  • Me:'LOL okay' *proceeds to write le email* *attacHES A MEME WITH IT* *presses send* *is nOW A LAUGHING AND CRYING MESS*
  • Friendo:OMG why are you laughing?
  • Friendo:Why did you do that?
  • Me:Because I can <3
  • Friendo:-_-
  • ((Time skip to when she sees le emails))
  • Teacher:*looks at the emails* *clicks mine* hoi teacher oh my god _______
  • Me:*Is still crying happy tears*
  • Teacher:*procEEDS TO SHOW THE CLASS THE MEME* Look it's a chicken holding a knife! It says "When ur soft but someone hurts ur friends"! Oh my ______ You are so humorous!!
  • Me:*iS DYING*
  • ((I couldn't go the rest of the day today withouT LAUGHING AT WHAT IVE DONE XD!))

Me: *sits in living room watching TV when my dad walks in*

Dad: You think I should get back at the kids for making me watch the same thing over and over? Like make the-

Me: You already do. When you watch football.

Dad: Not uh-

Me: Tackle, touchdown, sometimes kick. Even tho its called FOOTBALL. That’s it.

Dad: (to my mom in the kitchen): Honey, did we bring home the wrong kid? How did we end up with a kid who doesn’t like football.

Mom: I don’t know

Me: Well, two negatives do make a positive

Coming out

So My brother came out to my parents as Bisexual (not really a problem considering my parents being completely ok with LGBTQ community) my mom was like “so what do you want?” But my dad got really annoyed and angry and stood up and shouted at him this is what he shouted “SERIOUSLY?!? DANIEL?!? REALLY YOU ARE AWARE OF THE RULE OF YOU AND YOUR SISTER THAT IS NO BOYS IN HER ROOM AND NO GIRLS IN YOUR ROOM!!! AND YOU ARE ALREADY ANTISOCIAL AND STUCK ON YOUR PHONE BUT WITH THIS NEW INFORMATION YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR ROOM UNTIL YOU CONVINCE ME THAT THEY’RE ONLY FRIENDS!!!! *calms down**looks at my mom* Carla our kids are too antisocial. It hurts” I Just started laughing my mom trying to hide her laugh just coughed and my brother fell on the ground and started laughing and crying. My dad is disappointed with both of us :)


I’m sorry @gentleman-caller i didn’t really get through your WHOLE Ask! LOL! XD it took my three days just to draw like~ HALF of it! HAHAHA!!! why are you always attached to the shit that takes/is taking forever!? you’re so magical and terrible. gawd i love you! (^  O^) <3 lol lol lol sadly though~ i couldn’t keep working on this anymore, cuz i really have to move on to the next item on the list! but i still hope you all find it fluffy!!! i have to make up for the lingerie incident… lol. Enjoy my confusing choice to not use actual dialog!!! i didn’t have any feelings about WHAT they were saying, only about HOW they were saying it - hence… scribble speak. lol lol lol~ Have a fluffy day! <3 <3 <3