anonymous asked:

A concept: at the blade of marmota trials, keith sees lance. he ends up confessing his feelings. he makes out with hologram lance. shiro watched everything. as the good brother he is, he'll never let keith live this one down

i lost it at ‘he makes out with hologram lance’ because i started thinking how can that be scientifically possible and i’ve been laughing for 3 minutes straight i’m laughing as i’m typing this actually

but also

how is he gonna confront real lance after he confessed to his imagination *x-files theme starts playing*

What a night!

This did not go down the way I thought it would when I first saw the photo, but I have to say, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!

Thank you for the laughs! I honestly have not laughed like that in a looooong time. I will admit, I lapsed into hysteria there for a minute, but it’s all good now :)

I’m feeling oddly drained right now, so I will bid you all g’night.

Here’s to another day of shipping tomorrow!

anonymous asked:

funny moment from today: INTJ and I were in science and I kept calling him a nerd, and he was like 'shut up, you're a nerd too, I'm not that bad' and like five minutes later ended up explaining Esperanto, fencing and D&D (like his main passions) to these kids in our science class and I just gave him this Look™ and he burst out laughing (he always covers his face when he starts to laugh and it's lowkey adorable with his curly hair) and it was a Good Moment™ I love my INTJ friend

WHY DO ALL INTJS DO FENCING!?! I swear if you’re trying to figure out if someone is an INTJ, ask them if they do fencing/swordplay and if they say yes you’ve got yourself an INTJ™ (of course this is a stereotypical exaggeration you critical ‘that’s not true’ nugget followers of mine)
Anyway that’s pretty coooool I love INTJs!!!! For that reason !!!!

cute things the signs are likely to do
  • aries: tell you about their crazy ideas and genuinely ask what you think
  • taurus: hand the popcorn bucket over every 3 minutes at a movie
  • gemini: acknowledge your story when nobody else in the group heard you
  • cancer: talk about you to their mom all the time
  • leo: cook for you and ask if it's good after every bite
  • virgo: whisper the answer when the teacher calls on you
  • libra: talk to somebody that's mad at you to try and get them over it
  • scorpio: pop out from behind things and scare you but laugh with you, not at you, when you scream
  • sagittarius: pick you up at midnight to go to dairy queen
  • capricorn: stay up all night to listen to you complain about something stupid
  • aquarius: mooch your food 24/7 but always offer you a bite of theirs when they have some
  • pisces: buy you things after you've had a breakup

Imagine Victor seductively whispering phrases in Russian into Yuuri’s ear during foreplay/sex, but when Yuuri asks what they mean, he only winks and says it’s a secret.

So Yuuri tries to impress him and memorizes as much as he can from his speech over a few days and when he catches Victor casually reading a book on the couch he sees his chance, straddles him, brings his lips close to his ear and pronounces one of the lines in as sexy a whisper as he can muster.

And Victor suddenly bursts out laughing, so hard that his entirey body is shaking and there are tears in his eyes and he can’t collect himself for a good 5 minutes and Yuuri is just staring at him thinking “Did I fuck up? Did I remember it wrong? Did I just say something stupid?”

And when Victor calms down he simply explains “You just said Be glorious, our free Fatherland.”

And Yuuri just knits his brows and looks at him in confusion like “…why?”

And Victor just cackles “I’ve been reciting the National anthem of Russia to you every time we had sex for the past week.”

Victor gets a light jab to the chest and a pout, but Yuuri forgives him with a shake of the head, roll of the eyes, a light smile and a “I married an idiot.”

Yuuri gets his revenge by repeating lines from the anthem whenever things get hot because it always makes Victor laugh and that usually kills his arousal.

Why I love Monster Hunter

Monster Hunter is great game for sure of it’s gameplay, awesome art design and marvelous creatures but what makes me love series even more is these little shots animations [Including the monster’s Ecology shots.]

These short are just few minute long but still they flow full of details of MH world, giving fuzzy warm feeling of these hunters daily life.

They joy together, laugh together , hunt together , fail together

I don’t even know how put on words to feeling i get while watching these, they just suck me in right to this wonderful world of Monster Hunter than i want to part of, being good comrade and help others in need, never giving up ‘cause we are team, doing this missions together.

 That’s what it mean to be hunter, at least to me

What is your guys opinion? What make you love this series?

the guys call dex so many different names it’s ridiculous. like he’ll walk into a room and holster will announce “it’s the dexmeister!” or he’ll be greeted by shitty as “william dexington the fourth” in a snobby voice and when chowder’s drunk he stumbles over all the syllables in “tyrannosaurus dex” and he won’t stop laughing for a good ten minutes. 

Imagine Newt comforting you after a panic attack...

Originally posted by sweetly87

Soft sobs and hiccups could be heard, echoing through the house. Newt called your name, racing from room to room. 

“Good Lord, (Y/N)! Ar-Are you hurt? What’s the matter?”

He dropped to your side, holding you close to his chest, rubbing his thumb along the blade of your shoulder. Nuzzling your face into his brown vest, your tears continued.

“Shh- Shh… It’s okay… Everything will be okay- I’m here,” he rested his chin on the top of your head, “Just let it out.”

It took you a good ten minutes before you were able to talk, or control your breathing. “I’m a mess,” you laugh-sobbed into his chest, “Sorry for having you worry, Newt.”

“Apologies aren’t necessary, dear,” he said, pulling you into him tighter, “I’m just happy you’re safe.”

***I’m not attempting to romanticize anxiety, or panic attacks. I only wrote this to cope with my own anxiety***

Yuri!!! on Ice Head Canons ;)

On the ice…

- Victor and Yuri watching Yurio practice. They give him lots of tips. Which he complains about bitterly but secretly is very grateful for.

- Victor randomly picking up Yurio during practice. 

- Yuri and Yurio training under Lilia together. Yurio laughing at Yuri who is now having to train 10 times harder in ballet. Lilia forcing Yurio to do all the exercises with Yuri as punishment for laughing.

- Yuri and Yurio going to get hot chocolate after practice. 

- Victor playing around on the ice. Yakov shouting from the sideline for him to focus. 

- Victor blowing kisses to Yuri sitting on the bleachers.

- Yuri watching Victor practice his new routines. When Victor misses a jump Yuri holds the doggie tissue box tighter. Just before Victor finishes up he walks down to the ice rink and leans on the banister. Victor comes over and they hug staying like that for a good few minutes. 

- Victor hugging Yuri from behind as Yakov gives them all a lecture. 

- Yuri and Victor practicing their ice dancing routine failing a lift then laughing about it. 

- Yurio complaining Yuri and Victor have a PDA problem. Yuri arguing otherwise while he tries to stop Victor from showering him in kisses. Yakov gave up trying with those two.

-Yuri sitting on Victors lap on the bleachers as they go through his new routine

- Victor and Yuri going to the ice rink after hours to practice their ice dancing routine alone.  Yurio and Mila sneaking in to watch them. 

- All the quick kisses Yuri and Victor share when they are on the ice.