Husband Lucas being sassy (💁🏼♂️) about calling you his wife (idk I feel like this would be funny and lowkey something he would actually do) (and js I don't mean in a mean/rude way just in his typical sassy hemmo way🙈)
“How’s (Y/N)?” Calum asks Luke as they sit in the studio, working on a new song. Luke grins, thinking of you. “She’s great.” He says, strumming a few notes on his guitar. The studio has been tense lately, everyone tired of late nights and everyone worrying about which songs the fans will like.
“(Y/N) is my wife, my wife, my wife!” Luke sings obnoxiously, strumming the guitar faster. The few people in the room all laugh a little. “Ohhhh, (Y/N) is my wife!” Luke continues, grinning as the room erupts into fits of laughter. He continues singing about you being his wife, unashamed.
Little did he know, Calum was recording the whole thing so that he could send it to you with the caption, “all I did was ask how you were.”