laugh at somebody

i can’t stop laughing about how many people have seen vox machina together in their entirety

and at least some of them have to have noticed that every single member of the party wears a single stud earring on one ear but never saw them actually use the earrings to communicate

so they’re just out there, assuming that the saviors of tal’dorei decided at some point that the only true way to express their friendship was for all of them to go out and get identical friendship earrings

i’m laughing at the concept of immortal fake ah crew deciding to hide their immortality and this leading to shenanigans 

  • like jeremy fucking laughs the first time somebody shoots him in the chest, just a full-blown giggle you’d expect from a four year old, and then he’s like oh shit right and falls over dramatically like something out of the three stooges
  • gavin gets “killed” one weekend and then a few days later his killer sees him at a fucking stop-n-shop or something and gavin spends a full twenty minutes convincing the guy that he’s his own twin
  • michael gets stabbed in the stomach and is immediately like “i just GOT this FUCKING SHIRT– i mEAN OW, OH NO, I’VE BEEN STABBED, I’M DEFINITELY BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW, THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING, OH THE INHUMANITY”
    (”laying it on a little thick there, michael,” lindsay says)
  • ray gets shot and is basically like sweet naptime and fucking very carefully settles down on the sidewalk and strips off his hoodie and bundles it under his head like a pillow and dozes off
    ray does this every time he gets injured under the pretense that it might have killed me if i was mortal you don’t know (ray you got shot in the foot wake the hell up)
  • whenever jack gets “killed” and is later seen by the person who killed her, she staunchly insists she’s a ghost (”i’m here to haunt your ass for the rest of eternity, fucker”)
  • geoff and ryan get taken by a rival gang and ryan is shot in the chest; ryan immediately looks down at himself with a sad face and goes “aww.” (he’s wearing his “normal guy” shirt; geoff’s kind of glad it’s ruined now)
    geoff gives ryan a pointed look and ryan blinks, then clutches at his chest and starts to fucking monologue
    “Had I but time–as this fell sergeant, death, is strict in his arrest–”
    (”ryan, what.”)
    “But let it be. Horatio, I am dead–”
    (”then fucking die already, what are you doing, is that hamlet”)
    “aND IN THIS HARSH WORLD DRAW THY BREATH IN PAIN TO TELL MY STORY–”
    geoff ends up wrestling the gun from the gang member so he can shoot ryan again
    look, ryan has to use that theater experience somehow
Strifesodos Imagine

Here’s a little piece of conversation between Zack and Cloud, might use might not, just wanted to get it down.

Zack: [inquisitively] So, what’s it like dating Genesis?
Cloud: [distracted] Like owning a cat.
Zack: [confused] What?
Cloud: [explanatory] Kinda of a prick one minute, really affectionate the next. Really finicky. Wanting attention when they haven’t got it. Likes to bring you dead things. Really loud when they’re horny. Y’know, cats.
Zack: [exasperated] I know about cats Cloud.
Cloud: [decisively] Dating Genesis is like owning a cat, except with more fireballs than fur balls.
Zack:
Cloud:
Zack: [begrudgingly] He does like to lounge on things.
Cloud: [smug] My point exactly.

Your worth is not in numbers. It isn’t in test results, weight scales, IQ levels, or numbers on pay slips. Your worth is in your kindness, your happiness, your ability to make people laugh and your compassion. Be somebody who feels, striving for others to be happy alongside you, someone who cares about people. Put that idea of numerical value aside and remember you are human.
— 

you are not a number by Amy Kennedy

10/03/17

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professor neville being patient with students who need things explained again

professor neville noticing and telling students when their herbology skills have improved since the beginning of the year

professor neville snapping at students who laugh at somebody for getting an answer wrong

professor neville being FURIOUS if it’s another staff member doing it

professor neville encouraging students to pursue careers in magical fields they’re good at even if it’s not what their parents want

PROFESSOR NEVILLE MAKING SURE NO ONE HAS A TEACHER FOR A BOGGART AGAIN

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anonymous: may i request a parallel between smarkle and rucas trusting their relationship from the last two episodes? because at first smackle was insecure with her relationship with farkle but now she just laughs at the notion that somebody could be a threat. and then at how far riley and lucas have come from two awkward teenagers who didn’t know how to hold hands to these two hopeful saps thinking of a future where they’re together.

Budo X Ayano First Date Headcanons

Okay guys, this is like my Yandere Simulator OTP, so this might actualy not be too shitty, lolol. Enjoy!

  • Budo and Ayano took like, two fucking weeks to plan this shit out.
  • And where did they end up going?
  • Laser tag. Fucking. Laser. Tag.
  • Budo and Ayano actually found Kokona and Riku there.
  • They also found Pippi and Ryoto
  • So they all teamed into couple partners and tried to beat each other’s asses
  • Ayano shot Kokona
  • So Riku shot Budo
  • Ayano was a master hider, so she ended up winning
  • Ayano also laughed every fucking time that somebody got shot, because they screamed
  • Ayano sneak attacked Riku, Ryoto, and Pippi
  • After that, everyone went to the arcade
  • Pippi and Ryoto kicked everyone’s asses
  • So Budo and Ayano kinda dipped out and went to take a long walk
  • Budo said “You want a pretty flower?” and stole a rose from someone’s yard, gave it to Ayano, and they started running
  • No one ever knew
  • They ended up also going to the indoor and outdoor pool, and renting some swim suits
  • The top part of Ayano’s bikini got swept away, so Budo turned around while a life guard went to go get it
  • Once she had her top back, Budo was shy, with or without a top
  • Budo walked Ayano home, so she gave him a kiss, said goodnight, and closed the door
  • Budo left with such a blush on his cheeks
  • Marinette: guys please stop fighting
  • Nathanael: I say we kill Chloe
  • Chloe: bitch I say we throw you out a fucking window
  • Nathanael: you stole your fashion choice from Bumblebee the transformer
  • Chloe: yeah well yOURE A SMALL MOUNTAIN
  • Nathanael: YOURE A LEMON SHERBET
  • Chloe: MARINETTE WILL NEVER FALL FOR YOU
  • Nathanael: SHE WONT FALL FOR YOU EITHER, HONEY
  • Chloe: DONT RUB IT IN MY FACE YOU STUPID TOMATO
  • Nathanael: THEN DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING NOTEBOOK
  • Chloe & Nath: *eternal screaming*
  • Adrien: *crashes through window*
  • Adrien: do not get upsetti have some spaghetti