latin brides

Drawn to this fiery beauty of a Spanish-inspired cake. Not sure where to begin - its perfect-yet-imperfect buttercream finish that looks like swirls of thick paint that’s yet to dry, its dusky wine-red hue, the sugar roses that look like they belong in a flamenco dancer’s mouth… I could go on, but the confection kinda speaks for itself, really.

Cake: Elysia Root Cakes
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The Signs as Things My Latin Teacher has Said
  • Aries: "Bloody Romans."
  • Taurus: "Female is a sex, not a gender."
  • Gemini: "Who in here's a werewolf?"
  • Cancer: "Everybody say ugh."
  • Leo: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but who cares?"
  • Virgo: "Size doesn't matter."
  • Libra: "Delicious."
  • Scorpio: "Whichever chart turns you on."
  • Sagittarius: "Never Get Drunk At All Viscerally."
  • Capricorn: "This book is too obsessed with slavery."
  • Aquarius: "No one cares about Algebra. It's vulgar."
  • Pisces: "a + b = Latin"