late to the party i know but shhh i was out of town~~


Pairings: Tyler x Reader, Josh x Jenna

Warnings/Tags: Swinging, Cum Swapping, choking

This was definitely a challenge but  I had a lot of fun writing it I hope you guys like it. It’s just over 3.3k words.

I usually don’t specify when somethings an AU but I feel like it’s important to mention  that this is an AU and the boys aren’t famous in this otherwise it wouldn’t be believable that they don’t get recognized at the party.

Tyler doesn’t  mean to be nosey,really he doesn’t, it’s just that he’s so easily distracted; so when Josh excuses himself from conversation at the kitchen table to take a phone call,  Tyler can’t help but to grab the half folded up, brightly colored flyer laying in a pile of Josh’s mail that’s sitting on the table. Tyler reads it, smiling to himself before quickly folding it up smaller and shoving it in his pocket.

“Tyler that’s a federal offense did you just steal Josh’s mail?” His wife Jenna asks from his left.

“Shhh! It’s just the kind of junk mail you get when you live in L.A.  I guess. “He says keeping his voice low. "Plus besides I’ve been looking for a way to spice things up with you.” He smirks.

“Tyler what is it? What did you just take?” Jenna asks now extremely curious, as she tries to pull the folder flyer from Tyler’s pocket.

“Jenna not now, shhh! I’ll show you later.” Tyler whispers swatting Jenna’s hand away as Josh returns to the kitchen.

“Sorry about that it was Y/N, she’s running late from work, but I told her you guys were hear and she’s so excited you’re in town for the weekend. What brings you guys this way anyways?” Josh says returning from his phone call.

“I took Jenna to Disneyland for the week an we figured we better stop by while we were close.”   Tyler answers.

“So have you guys found a place to stay yet? There’s some really nice hotels?” Josh asks.

“Oh.. umm, not yet..” Tyler says taken aback totally expecting Josh to have  invited  him to stay at his place. “I uh..guess we should go figure that out then. He says looking to Jenna. "but let’s grab dinner after we get settled.”

“Yeah definitely!” Josh agrees. “I’ll text you the address of wherever we decide to go.”

“Alright, catch you later man.” Tyler says, walking towards the door


“Sorry babe, there was an accident on the highway.” You say when you finally make in home. “Where’s Jenna and Tyler?”

“They went to go find a hotel.” Josh answers.

“Why? Why didn’t you just tell them they could stay here?” You give him a confused look.

“Did you forget we have the annual Swingers Ball tonight?” Josh says. We can’t exactly be like ‘hey we’re gonna go to a party but uhh just stay here’, or  'hey we’re gonna go fuck some strangers see you later’.“ He laughs

"Okay, yeah good point.” You agree looking through the pile of mail on the table. “Hey Josh where’s is the’s invitation for the party, you know that colorful little flyer that had all the info on it? I just wanted to double check the time but I can’t find it, I left it right here with the mail.

"I’m not sure, but you can always check the email reminder, but I’m pretty sure it starts at eleven, which is good because it still gives us time to go out with Tyler and Jenna for dinner before. Where do you wanna go?” Josh asks.

“Let’s taken them to that little authentic Mexican place  a few blocks over, show Tyler was real Mexican food is.” You laugh as you scroll thorough your emails on your phone locating the reminder. “Yeah it is at eleven.”

“Ok I’ll text Tyler about the restaurant.” Josh answers.


“Ahhhhhh it’s so nice to see you again.” You squeal as you hug your best friend Jenna. “You too, Tyler.” You break away from Jenna to give Tyler a quick hug as well when they approach the table at the restaurant.

“Did you guys find this place okay?” Josh  asks as the four of you take your seats at the table.

“Yeah it’s actually pretty close to our hotel.” Tyler answers still slightly annoyed that their not staying with you and Josh.

“Oh good I’m glad you guys found a place.” You’re stomach swirls with guilt as you answer; making your best friends get a hotel so you could have sex with strangers. If it was any other meetup you guys would have bailed immediately to be with Tyler and Jenna, but this was the Annual Swingers Ball; you and Josh are pretty well known through out the swingers community and your attendance  at this  years biggest meetup is highly anticipated.


Dinner goes well, it’s so great to catch up, and hear all about Jenna and Tyler’s trip to Disneyland. After the food you all have another round of drinks and continue to chit chat until you notice the time; it’s 9:30 and you and Josh  both still have to take a shower and get dressed and ready for the party.

“Well I’m gonna have to call it a night guys, sorry I’m just exhausted from today but we’ll make it up to you guys tomorrow and take you sight seeing and all that I promise.”  You say before finishing the last sip of your drink.

“Uh ..yeah us too actually.” Tyler says looking down at his watch. “But yeah we’ll definitely take you up on that offer tomorrow.  

"Anything else I can get you?” The waitress stops by to ask.

“No I think we’re all set, just the check.” Josh answers.

The waitress returns shortly with the check; both boys reaching into their pockets for their wallets.

“Ty I’ll get it.” Josh says pulling the check towards him.“ It’s the least I can do.


After the restaurant you rush home to take a shower and change; getting dressed to the nines for the ball in a slinky floor length black dress with a high slit , and jeweled straps and neckline. Josh looks handsome as ever in simple black dress pants, a white button down shift cuffed to the elbow showing of his sleeve tattoo, and a black tie;  his yellow hair perfectly tousled.

"Mmmm you look so good I might just need to keep you for myself tonight.” You tease as you straighten his tie.

“You too.” He smirks, biting his lip, and grazing his fingertips up  along the flesh of your thigh peeking out of your dress’s long slit.  

“Keep it up and we’re not gonna make it to the party.” You quip, pushing down his roaming hand as you turn to leave.

“Don’t forget who this belongs to.” He says with a hearty smack to your ass, as you exit the apartment.

“I never do.” You smile, looking over your shoulder at Josh.


At the party you see all your regular acquaintances and even a few fresh new faces, but despite everyone looking their best for the ball  you and Josh are having a hard time agreeing on a couple to approach. You both want to pair up with a new couple you haven’t experienced before but your picky tastes limit your selections; Josh preferring tall blondes, and you favoring men with tattoos.  You always agreed when you first got into swinging that you would never settle on a couple you both weren’t completely into even if it meant going home alone that night; you weren’t desperate you were both more than happy with just each other;  getting to experience other couples together is just an added perk.

You were just about to call it quits and head home when you spot a lone couple anxiously stirring in a distant corner of the large room; their backs facing you.

“Josh, look.” You whisper tapping his arm to get his attention, and motioning discretely to the couple. They definitely fit your types; the girls long blonde hair pulled up into a sleek ponytail, her strappy yellow dress flowing beautifully from tall, slender frame as she nervously sips her drink; her brunette, tattooed husband by her side fidgeting with his wedding band.

“They definitely have potential.” Josh says as the two of you make your way over to introduce yourselves.  The closer you get the more familiar they seem; maybe you have seen them at a meetup before after all.

“Wait, oh my god Josh is that…?”

“TYLER!…JENNA!” Josh exclaims cutting you off, as you now stand directly behind the couple. They turn around with blushed faces, and their eyes go wide with shock; matching your own, as you all take in what’s happening.

“What are you guys doing here?” You speak first.

“Well I guess we could ask you the same.” Tyler retorts, nervously twirling his hair.

“Fair enough.” Josh replies, looking around. “Hey umm, why don’t we discuss this back at the apartment?

"Okay.” Tyler and Jenna agree


The walk up the stairs to you and Josh’s apartment is filled with awkward silence; Josh is the first to break it once the four of you are inside.

“Well I guess we should explain first.” Josh starts as everyone takes a seat on the couch in the living room. “I don’t even know where to start, so I’m just gonna come out and say it Yes, Y/N and I are swingers.” He looks to you, taking your hand in his. You nod letting him know he was doing ok and to continue. “We’re actually fairly well known in the swingers community. This was the biggest party of the year, and it’s the only reason we had you guys stay in a hotel. We knew there would be questions if we went to a party without inviting you guys to come along and we weren’t ready to explain our lifestyle, but I’m honestly kinda of glad to have it out in the open with you guys now, you’re our best friends and I’m hoping by the fact that you guys were there too that you’ll be understanding.

"Of course you guys.” Jenna smiles, briefly  placing her hand on your knee for reassurance. “I mean we’ve never done anything like that before but Tyler brought it up and I thought we could go check it out and see what happens”.

“How did you guys even find out about it?” You look at them quizzically and Jenna shoots Tyler a look.

“Umm I saw the flyer on your kitchen table and I thought I was junk mail, so I umm took it, sorry. I thought it would be fun to spice things up with Jenna while we were out here, where nobody knows us.” Tyler admits.

“So that’s why I couldn’t find the invite when I was looking for it earlier.”  You laugh. “but anyways Josh and I were talking on the way home and if you’re still interested in uhhh spicing things up as Tyler just put it then ummmm …uhh …we’d love to help. You ramble anxiously, unaware of how they’ll respond to what your proposing.

"Like swing, like with us.” Jenna asks for clarification.

“Yeah,  if you’re comfortable with that, if not we can just pretend this  whole night never happened.” Josh responds, trying to let them know what even decision  they make will be respected.

Tyler and Jenna look at each other; silently communicating before both answering with a simple “Ok”

“Let’s move this to the bedroom then shall we.” Josh smirks motioning to the hallway.

“So like how does this even work exactly?” Tyler asks as him and Jenna take a seat on the edge of the bed.“

"So, I get Jenna.” Josh smiles pulling her up from the bed by her hand. “and you get Y/N .” He says as you take the spot next to Tyler, previously occupied by Jenna, and rest your hand midway up Tyler’s inner thigh.

“A-nything else we should know.” Tyler tenses under your touch, bracing himself with his hands; resting one on each side of his seated body.

“Just relax and have a good time, follow our lead.” You encourage, rubbing small soothing circles with your thumb.

“Oh and I want you both to know we always practice safe sex outside of our own relationship and get tested regularly so there is nothing to worry about.” Josh reassures them . “ But umm since I know you and Tyler have never really been with anyone else we’re open to not using anything if you guys want, Y/N is on birth control.” Josh says, looking to Jenna, his hand snaked around her waist.

“I-I am too, I’m okay with that.” Jenna shifts her eyes from Josh to Tyler to make sure he agrees; Tyler responds with a quick nod.

“And if at any time you guys wanna stop, just say so and we’ll stop immediately, no questions asked. You add, moving your hand up Tyler’s thigh; he seems to have relaxed some. You slide your hand up higher, palming the growing bulge in his dress pants and connect your lips to his. You part your lips encouragingly and Tyler takes notice running an experimental lick along your top lip before sliding his tongue into your mouth.

Josh migrates his  hand slowly up Jenna’s back to the base of her neck; slowly unzipping her yellow dress while pulling her in for a kiss. To Josh’s surprise Jenna’s tongue is the first to make a move; pushing past his lips and swirling about his mouth; showing far less apprehension than her husband despite ”spicing up things”  being his idea.

Tyler slides the jeweled straps of your dress off your shoulders; the fabric sliding down your chest and pooling in your lap as your tongues still explore each others mouths. You stand, pulling Tyler with you; your lips still attached as you let your dress to fall to the floor and step out. Tyler grips your back pulling you towards him deepening this kisses, he fumbles with your bra clasp for a brief moment before getting it; your strapless bra springing free from your body and joining your dress on the floor. Tyler breaks the kiss to admire your body, lightly grazing his hands over your naked form.

“Is this okay?” He asks and he touches you. His eyes quickly dart over to his wife; her breasts in his best friends mouth, and for a brief moment you see jealously wash over him.

“Relax Ty, she’s in good hands” you whisper as you kiss his neck, your hands undoing his belt. “And you are too,” you smirk against his skin as you grasp his length; his pants falling down his thighs. You begin a trail of kisses down his neck and over his tattooed chest as you pump him, continuing to kiss down his body, stopping only to pull his boxers father down with your free hand, the other gripping the base of his cock.  Resting on your knees, you take Tyler’s length into your mouth sucking playfully on the head as you stroke the rest with your hand, producing a satisfied groan to vibrate in his throat, catching the attention of Jenna. She watches briefly as you bob over her husbands length; following suit, she drops to her knees before Josh, undoing his belt and shimmying his pants and boxers down his thighs, springing his erection free. She doesn’t waste anytime, quickly grasping his cock and guiding it into her mouth and beginning to suck; hollowing her cheeks as she moves her mouth up and down his length. Josh tangles his hand in her blonde hair; gripping it lightly he begins to control her movements, pulsing his hand on the back of her head; his own head tipped back in pleasure with eyes closed.

You can feel Tyler looking down watching you; his hands resting on your shoulders and you look up to meet his lust filled gaze as you take him deeper into your mouth. “Fuck” he whines softly, sucking in his bottom lip between his teeth, as his eyelashes flutter. You grip the back of his thighs just under the crease of his backside pulling him in until the tip of his cock grazes the back of your throat causing you to gag.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum.” He pants. You pull back, keeping just the head in your mouth, pumping the rest, and allowing the warm liquid to fall onto your tongue. You climb onto the bed; mouth full of cum and turn to face Josh opening you mouth; white strands dripping from the corners.

The sight of his best friends cum filling your mouth is enough to trigger Josh’s own orgasm; cradling Jenna’s head as he fills her mouth.  "Mmmm Hold it.“ He grunts knowing what you have planned. Josh’s removes himself from Jenna’s mouth as you quickly grab her pulling her onto the bed before she has a chance to swallow, colliding your filled mouth against hers, cum dripping down both you and Jenna’s chin as your tongues mix and swap the salty substance. Jenna pulls back from the kiss first; your lips still connected by  strands of sticky cum that stretch until they break. The visual is enough to keep both boys hard and ready for more. Jenna proudly opens her mouth looking up at Tyler before shes swallow, as he gets into position behind you; pulling down your black thong.

“Fuck that’s so hott baby! You having fun.” He asks his wife as he teases your entrance with the tip of his cock. She nods rapidly with smile at Tyler while Josh grips her ass from behind, lowering his head to kiss along her lower back before pulling down her thong with his teeth. He grasps his length gliding it through her wet folds and pushes in. He quickly establishes a rhythm thrusting in and out; his skin slapping against Jenna’s.

“Oh shit, I love watching you get fucked baby, you look so good.” Tyler praises Jenna as  he fucks you; finally no longer being a tease. He’s slightly smaller than Josh but feels just as good; the slight curve of his length hitting you G-spot with every thrusts.

“ Fuck Tyler, right there.” You moan pushing back against him, desperate for more. Tyler groans lowly to himself in response.

“Hey Ty, ….Mmmm fuck..any kinky shit you’ve wanted to try now’s your chance Y/N loves that shit. Josh informs Tyler as he continues to fuck his wife.

"L-like …Mmmmm like what? Tyler ask trying to keep his composure but failing; he’s so close.

"Fucking choke me, Tyler!” You moan out, causing Josh to chuckle at your neediness. Tyler brings an unsure hands to your neck, grasping it lightly as if he’s afraid he’ll break it. “Tighter, Tyler!” You place one hand over his, the other supporting yourself on the bed, and you squeeze your hand around his, effectively tightening his grip. “I’m gonna cum.” You barely manage to squeak out; as the pleasure from Tyler cock mixes with the euphoric feeling of your blood flow and oxygen being restricted, causing an intense orgasm to surge through your core. Tyler helps you ride out your orgasm still chasing after his own.

“Told ya, she loved that shit.” Josh laughs, gripping Jenna’s hips and quickening his pace, She drops her head low, eye closed, eyebrows furrowed together; Tyler knows that face, he’s seen it a million times; Jenna’s about to cum.

“Fuck, Josh I’m cumming!” Jenna screams out as if on queue; her arms giving way under her as she sinks into the mattress. Josh finishing seconds later. The sight of his wife coming completely undone at the hands of his best friend are enough to make Tyler fill you up.

The room is quiet, nothing but a symphony of heavy breathing can be heard as everyone collapses down onto the bed.

“For the record…” Josh huffs out, pausing to take another breath, “You guys can stay with us anytime.”

The Prankster Part 2: Operation Evil Cupcake

Part 1 

Part 1 is above. The Long awaited conclusion is below!

Special thanks to @tykira45 for ideas. Enjoy!

Tagging those who expressed an interest in the second part in the first part’s comments: @narsi-dafna-blog @widzzicles @oh-my-otome @f-dee @astridapples

“Nico, dear. Can I have a word with you?” The princess asked sweetly.

Nico plopped down on the bed next to the princess, “What do you want to talk about?” He said while raising an eyebrow.

“I.. I was just thinking that you might be pranking Al a little bit too much,” she stammered.

“You want ME to stop pranking Al?” Nico’s eyes widened as he pouted.

“No! I don’t mean completely. Maybe try expanding who you target? What about the other knights?”

Nico paused and thought for a bit. After about a minute he jumped up onto his feet and shouted “I just got the best idea!”

“Oh?” Smirked the princess.

“I’m gonna need your help though,” he looked at her pleadingly.

“Anything for you, my love. What do you have in mind?”


Later that evening the princess entered Byron’s study. Byron and Albert both look up at her as she makes her way to the desk where they are both sitting. “Well?” Albert asked impatiently.

“He’s going into town tomorrow to get everything he needs for his plan. That should give you both enough time to get everything else arranged.”

“Thank you Princess. Anything we can help you with on our end?” Byron asked curiously.

“I actually need Albert’s help with the rest of it Your Majesty. Just brush up on what we talked about and everything will be fine,” she grinned.

“My help? What can I do?” Albert’s eyes glinted.

“I need you to arrange a party for all the knights. An appreciation party if you will, for two days from now. That should give Nico and I enough time to get everything ready,”

“Very well…. And the mode of delivery?” Albert raised an eyebrow.

“Cupcakes,” She replied.

“Cupcakes? Alright… Consider it done Princess,” Albert said with a chuckle.

The next morning Nico left Stein Castle on some “official” royal business. As soon as the princess saw him ride past the castle gates on his horse, she hurried to Byron’s study.

“The mockingbird has left the building, I repeat, the mockingbird has left the building,” she said once the study door was slightly open.

“Princess, don’t you think you’re being a bit ridiculous?” Albert said grabbing the bridge of his nose while shaking his head.

She poked her head in, “Not at all, this is how spies do it, right?” she asked cheerily.

“No….” Albert said gruffly.

“Albert, let her have her fun,” Byron admonished.

“Fine…. let’s proceed with the plan,” Albert rolled his eyes.

“You mean: proceed with operation evil cupcake,” she giggled.

“That’s the best plan name you could come up with?” Albert stared intently at her.

“You have a better name killjoy?” She glared with a pout.

“Let’s just get going,” Byron stood up from his desk and walked out with the princess and Albert close behind.

Nico returned late that afternoon to a castle abuzz about the knight appreciation party being held the following evening. He couldn’t help but smile thinking about tomorrow. Sure dying people’s teeth black for a day was a silly prank to play, but with so many being affected, he couldn’t help but be excited. He was a prince now, soon to be king. This called for stepping up his pranks; have fit the new title after all. He was so glad that the princess had suggested focusing on more than just Albert. She was the perfect princess for him, fun, mischievous and now helping him with his beloved pranks. There was an extra bounce in his step as he walked down the hall towards his room with the princess. When he entered he found her inside, sitting at the desk reading a book.

“Welcome back Nico,” she said jovially.

“Thank you m'lady,”

“You don’t have to call me that anymore you know. I’m your wife now,” she smiled as she looked up from her book. “Did you get everything for the operation tomorrow?”

“Oooo, operation? You a spy now?” He teased.

“You bet! The best there ever was!” She flushed as she giggled. Then her expression dropped in concern, “Albert took some convincing though. He’s rather suspicious of the whole thing,” she said as she shifted in her chair uncomfortably.

“Of course he is. That’s why I had it set up that everything will be delivered tomorrow morning. That way we can make our surprises in peace,” he giggled mischievously.

The next morning Nico and the princess were in the castle kitchens making the delivery mechanism of Nico’s prank. After each chocolate cupcake had cooled, a small amount of the teeth dye was piped into the middle. Each cupcake was iced with white frosting and the Stein crest was piped on top in black icing.

“This is gonna be so good!” Exclaimed the princess as she giggled excitedly.

“Shhh! Not so loud. We can’t let anyone in on our little plan, and that means acting completely innocent,” Nico lectured the princess.

“How do I act completely innocent Nico? I feel like I’m going to burst with the anticipation of this,”

“Take that energy and make yourself cheerful. That’s what I always do. When in doubt, play dumb and open your eyes wide. Gets ‘em every time,” he winked as he let out a slightly evil laugh.

“Ok. Whatever you say. But I can’t wait!” she squealed as she did a little dance.

He giggled, “Patience Princess. We’re almost done.”

They hurriedly finished the rest of the cupcakes and got them out to the ballroom where the party was to be held. Nico and the princess arranged the cupcakes into an elaborate display, mimicking Stein Castle in shape. Shortly after they had finished, the knights began to arrive. The princess smiled at Nico and squeezed his hand as Albert arrived. Albert eyed them both suspiciously before joining the other knights at the other refreshment tables. The atmosphere was warm and relaxed as they all ate and talked about their duties. Just as Nico and the princess were about to get the servants to start handing out the cupcakes, Byron entered the ballroom. The room went silent as he strode in, as the knights all stood up a little straighter.

“At ease gentlemen, King Byron is here to show his appreciation for your hard work,” Albert chimed in with warmth in his voice.

“Indeed I am,” replied Byron, his features relaxed into a small smile.

At his reply there was a collective sigh of relief that washed over the room. The servants started dismantling the cupcake castle and moved the cupcakes onto trays for everyone to take one from. As one servant walked by with a tray, Byron grabbed one. Nico stopped his chatter with one of the knights immediately, going pale, eyes wide. Before he could say anything, Byron had unwrapped the cupcake and had taken a large bite, the black ink from the center staining his lips. Before Nico knew it, even Albert had a cupcake in his hands. Nico broke out into a broad smile as he watched Albert, momentarily forgetting the state of Byron. Nico held his breath in anticipation as Albert too took a bite of his cupcake. As the same black ink made its mark on Albert, Nico’s eyes lit up as his grin twisted into a slightly devilish one. Nico looked around the room to see that many of the knights too wore this mark, as his chest swelled with pride and satisfaction. His only pause in his internal celebration being the sight of his beloved princess also bearing the mark of their mischief.

The room’s conversation then turned to the black marks most were wearing, remarking that it must be from the Stein emblem at the top of the cupcakes. Nothing more was said on the topic and the party returned to its previously jovial state, much to Nico’s disappointment. About a half an hour later, servants began handing out champagne, as Byron walked to the front of the room. He cleared his throat before addressing the small gathering, “Good evening. I would like to, now on behalf of all the people of Stein, thank all of you for your service to our country. The life of a knight isn’t an easy one, yet all of you have chosen it, for better or worse.” He paused, hearing snickering in the crowd. Narrowing his eye, he continued, his flat tone unchanged. “Personally, I would also like to extend my gratitude for your service, as I know each of you puts your lives on the line for me every day.” The snickering had now grown to laughter. Byron couldn’t ignore it any longer, as he looked around he inquired, “What’s so funny?”

One of the knights in the front, through laughter, replied, “No disrespect to your speech You Majesty, but all of your teeth are black, “ the knight no longer able to contain his laughter, put a hand over his mouth to try to stifle it.

Byron chuckled lightly, “It would appear that you have the same issue, as do most around the room. It’s quite amusing now that I think about it.”

The room erupted in laughter as everyone looked around to see that most were similarly affected. Nico’s laugh could be heard above all others, as he reveled in the sheer scope of his latest prank. Byron tapped on his glass to get everyone’s attention and the room once again quieted down. “As I was saying. I would like to make a toast in honor of the knights that are here and elsewhere, for their time of service and in hopes of a long and happy life.” He raised his glass, as everyone else did the same.

Byron’s gaze then met Albert’s, as Albert adjusted his tie and cleared his throat. Byron took a drink from his glass and then started to speak, “I…. that’s odd….”

Byron then paused before his eye rolled into the back of his head and he dropped to the floor with a loud, thud. The princess shrieked as Albert ran to Byron, eyes wide in shock. “Somebody call a doctor!” Albert yelled, his voice shaky.

Some of the knights started to run, but they too fell over, hitting the ground with the crashing sound of the champagne glasses shattering echoing throughout the room. Albert got up and grabbed Nico by the collar, rage emanating from his eyes. “What did you do Brat?!” He managed to yell before his voice trailed off.

Albert stumbled as he let go of Nico, meeting the floor as his glasses were flung from his face, due to the sheer speed at which Albert had fallen. Nico let out an audible gasp as all the color drained from him, his breathing heavy and uneven. Nico’s gaze then met the princess, as she let out a small whimper. She started to walk towards him as tears started falling from her eyes, but she too suddenly stopped and fell to the ground, her long hair draped around her head. Panic then overtook the room, with the unmarked knights, rushing to and fro, a few picking up Byron and Albert, rushing them to the infirmary. A solitary tear fell from Nico as he gently picked up the princess. He took her to the infirmary as fast as he could, but the doctors there were overwhelmed with the sheer number of people that needed to be seen. After what felt like hours had passed, Nico and the princess were admitted to a room where Byron and Albert both lay unconscious. He set the princess down on one of the open beds before going to Byron and Alber’s side. His hands shook as he swallowed hard, his voice cracking as he spoke, “I only meant to make everyone laugh. I’m so sorry. None of my pranks are ever meant to hurt anyone…”

Hearing this, the princess couldn’t help but squeak. Nico rushed over to hear, noticing that she was holding her breath and that her face gotten quite red. Albert then let out a sigh, as Nico’s face contorted in confusion. “You are the world’s worst actress Princess,” Albert hissed.

“Bite me Al!” she retorted.

Byron, unable to hold it in any longer, bellowed in laughter. Nico backed away, staring at the three of them in disbelief. Albert was the first to sit up, looking quite cross. He was followed by the princess, who promptly stuck her tongue out at Al. Byron sat up last, tears streaming down his face from laughter. “What’s going on? I thought I had poisoned everyone?” Nico managed to squeak out.

Albert let out a loud laugh before looking Nico squarely in the eyes, “Gotcha!”

Nico stumbled back, taking a seat in an empty chair. “What?! Was everyone in on this?”

The princess now got up and stood between Albert and Byron, wrapping an arm around each of them. Before the three of them widened their eyes and said in unison, “We have no idea what you’re talking about Nico.”

Nico’s mouth then fell open, eyes wide from the sheer realization that HE had just been out pranked. The princess and Albert then winked at Nico, laughing hysterically. Nico looked at Byron raising an eyebrow, “Aren’t you going to wink at me too?”

Byron snickered before replying with a broad smile across his face, “I’m wearing an eye patch, Nico.”

mythoesoul’s monthly fic rec #2; friends to lovers

hi guys! so, here is the fic rec for november! (i know its a tad late, shhh) for this month, i wanted to do a theme for the rec so i focused on fics following the trope friends to lovers. there are some enemies to friends to lovers and some soulmate fics in here but yeah. also, there might be some stories from my first rec on here but, eh. 

— my other fic recs can be found here.

1. a love like religion by alisvolatpropiis (@deleted-scenes) 

“Derek, my man, you missed an epic party on Saturday. Seriously, dude, I know morning Mass is like, your thing, but come on. You’re missing on out so much life has to offer, bro.”

Big hands land on shoulders with a thump and a squeeze while Derek stands at his locker, loading his gigantic calculus book into his backpack. He gives his best friend a practiced sidelong glare, which of course just encourages him. “You’ll change your mind when I tell you who sucked me off in Lydia Martin’s bedroom,” Stiles snickers into his ear.

Despite himself, Derek is curious. He tries to hide it by focusing on his books, but he knows the heat in his cheeks betrays him. “Who,” he asks, giving in, knowing he will eventually.

2. can’t be hateful, gotta be grateful by halffizzbin

the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s and she gets the


wrong idea.

3. five times detective stilinski and fire captain hale had sex in public, and one time they did it in a bed by @bleep0bleep 

“Did you say–” Stiles starts.

“What?” Derek growls.

“We’re not a couple!” they both retort in unison.

“We’re not together,” Stiles insists.

Lydia coughs pointedly. “An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell.”

4. grey rainbows by @loveactually-rps 

“Stiles?” Derek glanced at Stiles’ sleeping form. He didn’t even twitch. Derek continued. “If we…” his lips curved in a fond smile, fingers moving to smooth the creases of Stiles’ eyebrows, his voice coming as whisper. “… as in, you and me - If we get a chance someday… any day, to be together, y’know? I wouldn’t mind you wooing me with flowers and all that cliched romantic shit. And you can even flirt with me. I approve.”

He gazed at Stiles’ calm face for a long while before drifting off into quiet slumber with the sound of Stiles’ soft snoring in the background.

[aka, after pinning for his best friend for four years, Derek learns his teenage crush is easy, but his life isn’t]

5. i feel we’re close enough by @samann98

the one in which Derek and Stiles are childhood friends, their freshman year of high school Derek makes the craziest suggestion ever, and four years later Stiles decides to take him up on it.

6. nothing but trouble by @hoechlbutt

Stiles and Scott, smugglers, come across an abandoned ship in the middle of nowhere. While looting the ship for goods and valuables, they find an unconscious crew member, who turns out to be a prince. With bounty hunters on their asses, they fly across the galaxy in search for the prince’s lost family.

7. of werewolves and dolphins by Ilovesocks_24

the one where Scott convinces Stiles to go on a werewolf singles cruise. Stiles is really only going for the dolphins. Until he meets Derek

8. shower boyfriends by @paintedrecs

Derek likes sticking to his routines: they give his days structure and keep his goals on track. His carefully maintained habits have never been more important than at college, and by his second year, he’s gotten everything exactly the way he wants it. He has the ideal roommate, the best dorm on campus, and a fascinating set of classes in a schedule that lets him sleep in.

But when mysterious messages start appearing on his dorm’s shower wall, Derek can’t seem to resist searching for answers

9. somewhere in between by @miss-emrys

Derek’s been letting his job dictate his life ever since he was promoted from freelance photographer to official travel photographer. In his five years of travel, he’s built relationships in countries all across the globe, yet he still returns home after each job as lonely as ever. When he decides to try out the pen pal site Laura recommends to him, he doesn’t know what to expect. Derek isn’t prepared for Stiles, a small town guy with big dreams of seeing the world. And he certainly isn’t prepared to fall in love with him. He has to remind himself that this is just a pen pal thing and not to get carried away. It’s not like Stiles could ever like him back.


10. strut on a line, its discord and rhyme by @xiaq

“Carry me,” Stiles says.


“But I’m injured.”

“You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”


“No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”

“Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”

“You’re disgusting.”

“Don’t play, you love me.”

I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.

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My Son’s Role Model (A Thomas Brodie-Sangster imagine)

Request: Could I have a Dylan O'Brien or Thomas Brodie-Sangster imagine where Y/N is a single mom because her boyfriend left when she was pregnant and when her son is about 4 years old she meets DOB/TBS and they get together and stuff, and when her son is like 15 she overhears when her son asks DOB/TBS if he could call him dad? Sorry if it’s too specific, I have just been thinking about this and loved the idea

Request made by: Anonymous

Warnings: None

Word Count: 3287

A/N: I honestly had a lot of fun writing this one. I hope you enjoy it! Sorry it is extremely long. : )

You couldn’t believe it. You were sitting on the floor crying your eyes out while cradling your extremely large stomach. You were 9 months pregnant and due to pop any day now.

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Forbidden Fruit (Ch.5)

Step Brother Series

A Dylan O'Brien Fan Fic

A/N: Sorry it took me so long to post this one. I have been so busy with appointments and work. I didn’t even proof read so I apologize for any errors. Thank you for your patience. ❤

By the time our parents had made it through the door Dylan and I looked as if we were just laying around on our phones in the living room.
“Hey honey! What have you guys been up to?” My mom asked as she sat down bags of equipment on the floor.
“Ah nothing much really just relaxing mostly before we have to go back to school.” My reply sounded as though I was bored out of my mind. Although it had been quite the opposite moments before they stepped in.
“Oh well I don’t blame you. You just have tomorrow and then back at it Monday. ” Patrick said while stumbling through the door.
“Any particular reason why your face is so red Y/n?” Patrick had been the first to notice my crimson cheeks.
“And why your hair is wet?” My mom joined in.
“Okay okay we’ve been swimming today with my friends. I forgot that I invited Tyler. Thomas and Max over for one last swim and just so happened you were both gone. We didn’t party or anything. Just swam a bit and Y/n was hit with some major sunburn.” My eyes widened at how well Dylan handled this. Clearly I was about to fumble over my words.
“Oh. Well thats okay son. You didn’t trash the place and I trust those three they are good boys. Its no big deal. Just call and ask next time if company can come over?” Patrick was totally cool. My mom just nodded and agreed with him. Whew crisis avoided.
Later that night there was a knock on my door. I yelled out for them to come on in and turned to see Dylan walking into my room.
“Hey sorry about earlier I totally choked. Thanks for saving my ass.” My words were more of a whisper.
“No problem. I could tell by the look on your face that you were going to freak out. ” we both laughed and Dylan stepped closer. His eyes were instantly staring at my lips then they traveled further down. He seemed to have noticed I didn’t have on a bra. Just his oversized baseball tee. I felt his hands sneak under the fabric and grope my bare breasts. I could only hum in response.
“I wish they would leave again. ” He whispered into my ear. Lips lingering only for a second.
“Me too Dyl. Where are they right now?” I asked while my eyes darted behind him.
“Shhh calm down they’re outside on the deck talking. I just had to see you before bed. ” Dylan spoke lowly. His vocal chords sounded rough. I had to admit I really loved the sound of his voice.
“Good.” Was all I replied before jumping then wrapping my legs around his waist. He carried us over to the bed and sat on the edge. My legs instinctively held to his frame as I grinded my hips down. His length was already hard and eager. One hand stayed on my breast tweaking my nipples lightly which cause my panties to dampen. He knew how to set me off. The other hand slid into my shorts, his fingers instantly went to work on my clit. Slowly rubbing circles. I bit down on his neck while kissing to relieve some tension. But I quickly pulled away. I did not want to mark him, that would be too noticeable. Then reality set back in.
“Dylan as much as I want to fuck you right now we can’t. It’s too risky?!” I pleaded. But his fingers kept playing with my clit. I pulled his face up to mine. He looked like a sad little puppy. Those brown eyes were shining and he now had a small frown.
“I’m sorry but you know they could be up here any minute. I love this and want it trust me! But we have to be safe. ” I said now returning the frown.
“I know. I just love being with you Y/n. You drive me crazy in so many ways. Not just physically. We really need to get away sometime. ” he smiled and I nodded in agreement. That sounded like a fantastic idea.
“We’ll figure something out soon. Okay? Good night Dylan. ” I said with a peck on his forehead. He stood up and sat me down on the bed. He kissed me quickly on the cheek.
“Night Y/n. Sweet dreams.” With that being said followed by quick wink and left my room and shut the door behind him. I let my body fall back onto the bed and sighed loudly. Why was this so hard? I hated the sneaking but in a way the thrill of it all was pretty exciting. I only had one more day before school started back. Dylan had already mentioned earlier he had to go help Tyler with something at his house so I was left to my own vices. Climbing into bed and turning off the lamp I decided to just lay out by the pool for most of the day then pick out an outfit. I had to make a good first impression. I really needed some friends.

The sun was now blazing through my curtains. Rolling over I noticed the clock said 9 am. I can’t believe I slept this late. Quickly I shot out of the bed, gathered my clothes and headed towards the the bathroom that Dylan and I shared for a quick shower. I noticed he left his laundry scattered all over the floor so I picked them up and threw them in the hamper. Typical guy. Then I noticed a piece of paper that had fallen out of his pocket. They were his baseball pants so this was from the other day. My curiosity of course got the best of me. I scanned over the paper and seen it had a phone number written on it. That was it though. I just shook the thought and went on with my shower. I threw my bikini on and grabbed a towel.
“Morning Y/n did you sleep okay last night?” Patrick asked from his seat at the counter. I looked around noticing we were the only ones home.
“Yeah a little too good. I didn’t even move until 9 this morning.” I laughed and grabbed a bottle of water to take with me.
“Well Dyl is gone for a few hours and your mom went to get her hair done. So its just me and you. What do you have planned?” He asked while sitting the paper down he was reading.
“Well I was going to try and get some sun and relax. Then get my stuff together for school so I won’t have to rush in the morning. You?” I responded sweetly.
“I’m not supposed to leave you home alone but I need to run to town and grab some things for my new camera. Then I was going to work on it today. But I can’t leave you here. Your mom is a bit overprotective. ” he hinted at something. I caught his drift.
“I’ll ride with you if you want? I have nothing better to do! Just let me throw some shorts and a shirt on.” He smiled at my offer and I went to get dressed. Patrick and I loaded into the vehicle and drove down the neighborhood. I kept my gaze out the window taking in all the scenery trying to familiarize myself with the new place. Suddenly a person caught my eye. It was Dylan and standing in front of him was a girl. Then his friend Tyler steps out from the garage. Patricks phone starts ringing so he doesn’t even noticed what has my attention. I can’t help but stare as the girl is obviously flirting with Dylan. He doesn’t seem to be flirting back just being kind and smiling but still jealous sparks through me like a wildfire. I can feel my cheeks sparking up in color. They are fading further away as Patrick drives on. Was that her phone number I found earlier? Wow she was pretty. I had a million questions running through my brain at once. Patrick was still talking away about work to someone on his phone. Finally we made to the electronics store and I decided to sit out in the car. Pat assured me he wouldn’t be long. My phone vibrated from in my pocket and I looked to see what it was. Dylan had sent me a text all it read was call me right now please. I jumped and thought maybe something was wrong so I quickly called him and it only rang twice. He picked up and said.
“Hey baby girl. What are you up to?” His tone was so chipper and sweet. But something else was up so I just played along.
“Oh nothing much babe. Just missing you. Are you having fun with Tyler?” I asked with a fake innocent tone. Dylan laughed lightly.
“Oh well don’t work to hard, and yeah I am almost done helping him work on his dirt bike. I’ll stop by and see you soon. I moss you.” That last part sounded so real and sincere.
“That sounds great, I miss you too. See you soon.”
He replied with “Bye babe” then hung up. That was the weirdest thing. Why did he do that? I was beyond confused. Patrick came walking out of the store and put his bags in the back.
“I wasn’t too long was I?” He questioned. I giggled and assured him it wasn’t long at all. The drive back home was surprisingly quick. Walking through the door I stripped my top layer of clothes off and went to the deck to work on my tan that I desperately needed. Laying there with my eyes closed and the sound of the water from the pool fountain made me drift into a light sleep. I hadn’t noticed the sound of the gate opening up and something approaching me. I screamed when I felt a pair of hands on me. I opened my eyes to Dylan grinning from ear to ear.
“You scared the living shit out of me! Don’t do that ever again!” He was now in a fit of laughter.
“Sorry but you looked so beautiful just basking in the sun. I wanted to see you all worked up.” He said quietly while wagging his eyebrows.
“Well I’m all worked up now asshole.” I said right before tackling him into the pool. He screamed then began tickling me.
“Y/n you are so lucky I left my phone in the car. ” he was still holding me by my sides.
“Well you owe me an explanation from earlier mister!” He nodded and remembered the little phone call we had a few hours ago.
“Okay so there was this chick. She’s Tyler’s neighbor and well she has been trying to go out with me for weeks but won’t get the hint that I’m not interested. So I kinda had to act as my girlfriend so she would leave me alone. It was a dick move I know. I’m sorry.” He confessed with a sweet frown.
“Well since you look so cute with your wet hair and little frown I guess I can let it slide."  He splashed him just for spite.
"You think I look cute like this?” Dylan asked with a cheeky grin.
“Very cute.” I simply replied.
“I wish you were my actual girlfriend. I would show you off and make all the guys and not to mention girls jealous. You really are amazing Y/n. I didn’t say it on the phone earlier because I didn’t want to scare you but I love you. ” I had to let those words process for a second. I couldn’t believe what he just said
“I love you too Dylan. So so much. ” He grabbed my hand under the water and gave it a tight squeeze. What on earth we were going to do now?

Dance at Twilight

A Steven Universe one shot–result of an assignment in my Fanfiction class!

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Summary: Steven and Connie decide to finish their dance from Alone Together – the way it should have been. StevenxConnie / Stevonnie appearance! Plus, some antics from Lars and Sadie!

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Magic Mistletoe

Summary: Emma is getting really tired of enchanted mistletoe
Wordcount: ~1050
A/N: So I know I’m late to the Christmas plot bunny game but shhh we’ll just pretend I posted this a week ago. 

            Emma didn’t want to kiss Hook, but  mistletoe from the Enchanted Forest didn’t much care what its victims wanted. Apparently Enchanted Forest mistletoe was enchanted so that when two people were underneath they can’t move until they shared a kiss. And since Emma and Regina are the only people at Granny’s holiday party with magic – and Emma’s magic is unreliable at best and uncontrollable at worst – she assumes the three little clusters of it flitting around the diner waiting for unsuspecting victims are of Regina’s design- which makes it even weirder that the one with the blue ribbon tied around it seems to have it out for Emma.

              That stupid piece of greenery had trapped her with Hook almost as soon as she entered the diner. He’d blushed furiously for a moment before bowing slightly and placing a delicate kiss to the back of her knuckles – which was enough to release them from the spell. Emma had sighed in relief because she definitely did not want to have to kiss him.

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