late night dnd

DND

My sister and i played some mock DND at 3:00 AM


She had a giant pet spider, and needed some spider silk.


Sister: I reach my hand up my spider’s butt for some silk.

Me: uh… no.

Sister: Yes.

Me: Urgh fine but I’m rolling to see if the spider is okay with it!

*rolls a nat 20*

Me: … the spider is okay with this.