“And Todd. I feel like you’re no longer an assistant. I’m promoting you to ward.”
“Isn’t that like a male nanny? Yeah, I’m not… Okay, Dirk, you’re pissing me off again.”
“Oh! You don’t like the title?”

  • Todd: [opens fridge]
  • Todd: Why is Shark Kitten in the fridge?
  • Dirk: Last night you were giggling and said 'This is really gonna confuse me tomorrow'. Apparently, drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
  • Todd: This explains so much.