last-joke

anonymous asked:

I got asked out as a joke last year by this guy who I kind of liked and things still aren't going well. I had confidence before that but now I'm nothing. Any tips to gain confidence? - Aqua

Fake it until you make it

More Les Mis + Wolfpupy Tweets, for absolutely no reason and I'm sorry
  • The Bishop:you have to be cruel to be kind, no wait the other thing, you have to do nice things. phew, could have caused a lot of problems
  • Javert:my disregard for gravity was the true cause of my downfall
  • Tholomyes:irreparable damage has been done in that i cant be bothered to fix it
  • Thenardier:as the number one spiritual figure in your life my spiritual guidance and advice is to send me money
  • Gavroche:cant live in ribcage of dinosaur skeleton at the museum, cant live in giant inflatable gorilla at the caryard. no place for me in this world
  • Gillenormand :in a way aren't we all responsible for my actions
  • Mabeuf:hoping birds dont notice your coin purse is just a hot pocket with the filling emptied out
  • Marius:looks like it is going to be smooth sailing from now on for me and some eggs i have put all into one basket
  • Theodule:some say i am so shallow and vapid in life but i literally just love to be that like all the time right now its so true
  • Eponine:if you want something done you have to just forget about it and move on with your life, theres no point in expecting anything from anyone
  • Montparnasse:my street gang has been walking down the street snapping our fingers in unison for like 3 days, we all forgot why we were doing it
  • Enjolras:i am too busy living an important life to care about the solstice
  • Combeferre:some say killing people is the answer to the problems, me personally i think killing people is bad to do because im not a horrible monster
  • Jean Prouvaire:dead people taking up all the good graves, some of us alive folks want to be in the grave too you know
  • Feuilly:i could sit on power lines too if the world would stop keeping me down
  • Courfeyrac:it happens to the best of us, the best of us such as me, out of both of us im the best one, probably too great to give you usable advice
  • Bahorel:if the bible has taught us anything its that you have to fight for your right to party. a song? oh then i guess it taught us nothing then
  • Bossuet:there should be a limit to the number of curses and hexes you can have put on you, this is getting ridiculous
  • Joly:back in the frankenstein times you could make a monster whenever you wanted, these days you have to have a license or something i guess
  • Grantaire:everything is going to be ruined so just dont worry, have a relax
  • Louis Phillipe:when the sun goes out, the air turns to fire, and the streets run red with blood, i am probably to blame for it
  • National Guard:stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons
  • Cosette:i am a big fan of all the famous internet cats and hope they live long and happy lives
  • Valjean :my whole life has lead up to this moment, being dead in a grave

Bruno Mars vs. All Time Low

Bruno Mars: Today I don’t feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. Don’t feel like picking up my phone so leave a message at the tone. ‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.

All Time Low: Caught in a cold sweat, stuck splitting hairs. I’m drinking too much I’m on my way to striking out. Go to sleep with the pressure of everyone watching and waiting they’re yours for the taking but I still have my doubts. Before you ask which way to go, remember where you’ve been. Stay awake, get a grip and get out your safe from the weight of the world.

Now tell me, who’s the better artist? 

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Here it is… the entire video… yeahhh… part 1 of… I don’t friggin know!

leviathantamer asked:

I want to know more about why you think Ruby Rose is a Hufflepuff. Not to debate it as I can see Ruby as either being a Hufflepuff or a Griffindor. Just know your reasons.

IDK, something about how Ruby demonstrates fairness and kindness, and how her line “I don’t want to be the bee’s knees, okay? I don’t want to be any kind of bees! I just want to be a normal girl with normal knees.” really stands out to me as a kind of thing a Hufflepuff would say.

…plus did you see how fast she ate those cookies?