Dick once accidentally sucked up Tim’s iPad charger with the vacuum.
Damian once intentionally attacked Tim with the vacuum. They ended up having to cut his hair just to set him loose and Tim was not happy.
When told to clean his room, Jason would, without fail, stuff everything into the closet and drawers… only to be busted by Alfred.
Cass tends to do the same thing at her place, but more because she genuinely thinks she’s cleaning? Alfred is appalled when he opens a closet door and Literally Everything pours out.
Damian and Tim once had a “Windex fight”.
Dick is really bad for not pointing the nozzle in the right direction when dusting or cleaning, and has sprayed himself in the eye many, many times.
Jason once mopped the kitchen and forgot to tell anyone… so Bruce came back from patrol and slipped, falling face-down on the floor. When confronted, Jason shrugged and said that if Bruce had let him go on patrol “this wouldn’t have been a problem”.
There is an ongoing competition to see who can scare Damian while he’s cleaning and wearing his headphones the most. Dick is currently winning with 7 confirmed scares.
Eight-year-old Dick being made to do the occasional chore (at the behest of Bruce, “to teach him the values of diligence and hard work”) and singing “It’s The Hard-knock Life” from Annie just to piss of Alfred and Bruce. It works.
Dick fell out of a window once when he was cleaning one of the top floor windows. Tried to do it again because he claimed it was “good practice”.
Steph is forbidden from cleaning or touching anything in Wayne Manor after breaking a rare, antique vase that cost $1.2 million. She’s allowed to sit on the couch though.
Babs definitely stress cleans. Like, everything in sight. Don’t leave your stuff out when Babs gets really stressed because she will probably throw it away.
Dick dances and sings while he cleans, which means it takes him much longer and gets on everyone’s nerves because it’s usually cheesy pop or 80′s tunes.
Bruce once took it upon himself to clean his own shower and Alfred found him laying on the bathroom floor, barely conscious, a strong fume permeating the room:
Alfred: *coughing through the fumes* Master Bruce! What on earth is— is that fear toxin?! Laughing gas?
Bruce: No… *weakly points to a spray container* I used too much… Cillit Bang….
Alfred: *slowly stands and leaves the room without another word*
One of Nat’s dark secrets was revealed and she went on the run, alone. Hunted by just about everybody, SHIELD included. Who turned up to offer his help?
Captain America: Prisoner of War
Complicated things happened and Bucky ended up in a gulag. After enduring it for far too long, he escaped during a riot. And who was there to make sure he didn’t end up dying in the snow?
Captain America and Bucky: The Life Story of BuckyBarnes (2012)
Even back when they were a part of the Red Room, their masters couldn’t stop Nat from going against orders and helping Bucky out.
Black Widow (2014-15)
After their relationship was erased from Nat’s memory and she was freelancing, who just happened to drop by?
(While he had a legit excuse for the first time, this wasn’t the only
time he popped up during that run. He explicitly kept an eye on her and
stepped in when she needed him to.)
She may not have asked for his help, but when has that ever stopped
either of them?
Black Widow (2016-17)
And when Nat was out in the cold (again), who watches over her (again)?
Let’s play a game: guess the artist I was trying to imitate in each one (Craig edition, sorted by level of grumpiness)! I tried to choose artists who are so stylistically recognizable it just punches you in the face hahaha~ Hopefully I did everyone justice >> MEGA ULTRA BONUS POINTS for anyone who tells me what happened to #4!!!!!
Sorry I’ve been busy lately! But when I saw this post, I couldn’t help but be inspired to do this~