last one i swear omg

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“Did you know that artificial sweetener is actually worse for you than regular sugar? Artificial sweetener has been linked to cancer and other health problems. Are you sure you still want to put that in your coffee?”

speedytheaqueen asked:

SEND ME A ♠ FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO WALKING IN ON YOURS MASTURBATING.

“Oh-….Fuck!” What was this lately. peeping tom season? Alright, maybe he was over exaggerating, but it seemed he had at least once had a dream about this whole scenario. Colin found himself gathering the nearest object and covering what he could of his lower half, though the rest of him was still pretty bare. “So….that just happened.”